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Guilty of BUI - blogging under the influence!

Washed-up comic Roseanne just posted this crazy rant on her official website, where she talks about Barbara Walters and her desire to shoot someone. Yes, with a gun.

Blogging while drunk! She must do that a lot!

Being shit-faced definitely explains this old post and it also explains this old post too, where she wishes death on even more people.

Dear Roseanne, rehab is you're friend. Get your fat ass there NOW!

This is the "funny" woman's most recent and alarming blog post:

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    Posted: Aug 6, 2007 at 9:11 am / Email this  »
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    90 comments to “Don't Drink and Blog!”

    1. Texas says – reply to this


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      I love love love her!

    2. dff says – reply to this


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      I don't think she was serious. I hope not.

    3. Liz says – reply to this


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      Greatest blog ever. I

    4. aadams46214 says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is the shit! Love her! Crazy as a shit house rat but hey, that's ok. Everyone else in Hollywood denies their craziness, she embraces it!

    5. pamela says – reply to this


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      thats jacked up

    6. yo mama says – reply to this


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      whatevs. she is just doing that for attention. well this ain't the 90's lady. you're not affecting anyone, so you'll do anything for a mention anywhere.

    7. merrick lie's says – reply to this


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      she's ok very funny

    8. KNakamura says – reply to this


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      lol she prob just fucking around

    9. Angie says – reply to this


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      Not that I support what she says, but, unlike other stupid ass celebrities….at least she can spell and use appropriate grammar. (Hellllooooo Courtney, Brit Brit, and Lindsay)

    10. Tony says – reply to this


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      She is pro gun. I like her.

    11. sober irish boy says – reply to this


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      she had it all, then lost it with her sense of humor,

      She is quite skinny for someone from North america….aren't most fat?

    12. bianca says – reply to this


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      FIFTH!…what a fucking psycho!

    13. hhjhgkkkk says – reply to this


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      Isn't she bipolar? Then that explains her blog.

    14. taz says – reply to this


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      MESS!!!

    15. Amanda Edens says – reply to this


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      I love Roseanne. How is this alarming? I think about shooting people all of the time.

    16. vegan says – reply to this


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      Well, she is a comedienne…..

    17. vball says – reply to this


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      I like Rosanne but her blog doesn't shock or suprise me. Have you she her reality show that was canceled a while back? She's freakin' crazy.

    18. Katerhiner says – reply to this


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      I think she's funny. I heart her. Always have, always will.

    19. Dee says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is hilarious! She looks great too! Rock on Roseanne.

    20. sexy says – reply to this


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      Wow she's disgusting and vile. But then again that's how she gets everyone's attention… so YAWN that was really lame you could do better fat ass.

    21. tobi j says – reply to this


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      She is a comic…….that is free flowing manic humor….
      she is bipolar … duh and obviously in a manic phase….
      during that phase writings flow! Get a life and embrace her humor…she's funny….didn't you get the PIGS and her omnipotent narcissism and paranoia……

    22. meathook says – reply to this


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      better than nasty rosie.

    23. Ivy says – reply to this


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      she has always been a crazy ass trailer park white trash jew! She needs serious help!

    24. cadsca says – reply to this


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      atleast it isnt rosie.

    25. Diane says – reply to this


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      Another talent gone to waste.

    26. Diane says – reply to this


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      You know, she & Perez would make a cute couple. She obviously needs to get laid. Perez please take one for the team.

    27. Heidi says – reply to this


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      She was making fun of the fact that we have that freedom… the freedom to shoot anyone trespassing on a your own property. Come on, Perez… are you nothing more than a pretty face?

    28. beechy says – reply to this


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      my hero biatch! at least she said she would hate to see people suffer…lol.

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    30. Iloveher says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, why don't you stumble on over to Roseanne's house.

    31. ally says – reply to this


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      Oh people. She's a comic!!! She is kidding! If you take that seriously, you should be shot by Ro right between the butt cheeks!

    32. abc123 says – reply to this


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      i think she's freakin funny. mental or not.

    33. julie says – reply to this


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      Who knows maybe its not even her that posted the crap

    34. jesus hilton says – reply to this


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      ok. that shit really was crazy. she sound like Michael Savage, and that is just trouble waiting to happen

    35. pree says – reply to this


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      I DONT THIS WILL POST ITS A TEST,, AND I THOUGHT ROSEANNE WAS A NICE LOOKING BLACK WOMEN TILL I RELIZED IT WAS HER,,OY

    36. Lara says – reply to this


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      Doesn't sound like she is drunk to me but over the top and funny which is a typical Roseanne. Love her

    37. preee says – reply to this


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      I DONT THIS WILL POST ITS A TEST,, AND I THOUGHT ROSEANNE WAS A NICE LOOKING BLACK WOMEN TILL I RELIZED IT WAS HER.oyyy

    38. Meg says – reply to this


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      Dear Perez,

      Grammar is obviously not YOUR friend. Get your fat ass back to third grade NOW!

    39. Bel says – reply to this


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      I read somewhere ….in a book or magazine article…..anyway….I read that Tom Arnold is/was very afraid of Roseanne and that he felt she was capable of murder. When they were going through their divorce (and these comments were made years later) he said that she ask for a meeting with him and that he met w/her (I think on her plane at the airport if I'm not mistaken) He claims to have been terrified. He was afraid that she was going to have him murdered & dispose of his body. Really weird. He even stated that "Roseanne knows people that could make this happen" I think she even threatened to have him killed didn't she? I love Roseanne's comedy BUT I definitely think this lady has some mental health issues. She definitely should NOT be allowed to purchase a firearm!

    40. merle says – reply to this


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      crazy fat bitch needs a job!

    41. Liz says – reply to this


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      #23:

      What the hell does being a Jew have to do with this?

    42. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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      She keeps it REAL. I'll shoot anyone who tries to break into my place. Are you going to say I need rehab for shooting a burglar/rapist/thief? I'll say you're crazy as hell!

    43. Katie says – reply to this


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      $5 says she got her account hacked.

    44. holly says – reply to this


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      Shes a comedian!!!!! Thats what she does for a living. And dont you think if she was drunk she'd have a shitload of typos???? She kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    45. Kinky Tink says – reply to this


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      did she say past mental illness? what about thepresent mental illness? jesus she needs help!!!

    46. grrrrr says – reply to this


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      "Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old. She is all head, like Joan Rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage old ladyism, but look forward to forward to having a huge" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All hail Rosanne!

    47. BiPolar Xpress says – reply to this


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      Maybe she's crazay, maybe she's crazayayay, maybe she's crazay, just like me-e-e, e-e-e-e!

    48. Blanche DuBouis says – reply to this


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      hahahah. brilliant!!!

    49. Doone says – reply to this


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      Man that's some funny shit for real.

      LOVE YA ROSEANNE…!!!!!!!!!!!

    50. Carrie says – reply to this


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      Awww, come on, she was being sarcastic. That is what she do!

    51. Dallal says – reply to this


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      Well I am drunk right now and blogging, I don't want to shoot anyone. Unless you count myself! Only joking!!
      She's just misunderstood
      xxxxx

    52. Mrs.T says – reply to this


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      At least her grammar is better than "you're"s.

    53. M. says – reply to this


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      Yeah…she's definately on something. But she's hilarious, drunk or not!!!

    54. Jes B says – reply to this


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      Every time Roseanne feels herself slipping down another letter on the celebrity alphabet list, I think she's a triple D lister these days, she comes up with some whacked out bullshit about how her father molested her with a pizza cutter while wearing Wellies and singing God Save the Queen, or one of her ex-husbands abused her by bowing down with the left knee and not the right. She's a bit beyond pathetic these days, innit?

    55. JAA says – reply to this


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      I think she is hilarious! Her "Republican" pro NRA comments on gettin' a gun cracked me up. And I always thought Roseanne was a Democrat…..hahahahaha….

    56. buttercup says – reply to this


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      come on!! that was damn FUNNY!!

    57. Perez is Cornholia...but really fat says – reply to this


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      Wow she speaks the truth…Barbara Walters is a CUNT!!!!
      PEREZ do guys eat your ass?…What happens if Trans-Fats become
      band in Cuntafornia, will Roseanne have to put you down.
      Your head is big enough I'm sure she won't need her glasses to
      get a Fatal Headshot….But I guess you don't mind a good shot in the mouth anyway.

    58. MONICA says – reply to this


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      HELLO PEOPLE-get a clue??? This is not real-I live in Hawaii and it is only 6:15 am on Aug 6th right now and I am reading this Roseanne Blog that says it is 7:48 am then another blog entry at 8:07 pm. Impossible to have written something when the date and time have yet to happen. Come on..the sun is barely up.

    59. Joslin says – reply to this


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      I know this shouldn't be funny, but LoL'd until I peed in my pants. I'm only 37! lol

    60. Julius says – reply to this


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      This is fake.

    61. Korrie says – reply to this


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      Don't pity her, she's fucking awesome, let her become the crazy old lady, she's earned it!

    62. amy says – reply to this


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      your a fat ass perez! why call her one???????? she has lost weight

    63. david healy says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is hilarious! She's only fucking around you stupid ass. Unlike you, she's very funny and has earned a couple hundred million dollars from being funny. Do you even know what standup comedy is? These blog entries of hers all read just like one of her routines, and they're all pretty funny. She is AWESOME and will probably find another television project in the future, whereas you are already yesterday's news.

    64. T.rex says – reply to this


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      i actually like her. She looks good, and its not like she ever has to work again. If she blogs once every ten years, we should consider ourselves lucky to get even that.

    65. dick says – reply to this


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      COOOK COOOO!
      Hose-Beast!!!!!!!

    66. mariposa says – reply to this


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      At least she does not drink and dial, like me.DUI ,dialing under the influence!!!!!

    67. love rosanne says – reply to this


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      i think she is hilarious. i'm totally coming over.

    68. toony says – reply to this


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      I think it's funny, she's always been loopy so it doesn't mean that she was drunk when she wrote ALL of those posts!

    69. toooo funny says – reply to this


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      This is just tooo funny for words!!! Hahahahah!!!!

    70. lizzie says – reply to this


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      The woman is brilliant!

    71. Used To Like Fat Comediennes says – reply to this


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      Wow. She seems to reeely have some issues. I'm glad I'm not her neighbor.

    72. Used To Like Fat Comediennes says – reply to this


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      But ya have to admit the bitch is funny.

    73. 4150 says – reply to this


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      lmfao that was so FUNNY!!!

      I LOVE ROSEANNE LOL LOL LOL

    74. DisASSter says – reply to this


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      Brit Brit + fast forward about 30 years = Roseanne

    75. diane says – reply to this


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      Seriously, she ALWAYS speaks this way. She goes from one subject to the other. No way I'd spell this good if I were drunk so I doubt she is that wasted. She's just nuts, but it got her the millions she has earned. What can ya say?!!

    76. BiggaB says – reply to this


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      Lol what a whacko

    77. Canadian Chick says – reply to this


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      OH PLEASE KEEP WRITING…..BEST DAMN SHIT ,SENSE AVRIL'S RECORD BOMBED!!!!…HAHA…Damn im funny too….anyways….love it!!

    78. Mia says – reply to this


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      She isn't drunk! Her sentences are to lucid, and the punctuation and grammar too good. Roseanne is crazy, and she's being crazy here. Perez, you need to lighten up. Have one of the drinks that Roseanne didn't.

    79. becky says – reply to this


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      ROSEANNE ROCKS!

      WHAT KIND OF HOMO PEREZ ARE YOU ? DONT YOU GET HER ?

      SHE IS ONE FUNNY FUCK!!!

      OH AND BTW.. SHE HAPPENS TO RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!

      GAY MAN. AND BOY DO I GET ROSEANNE !!

    80. Tanya says – reply to this


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      Is it just me….I think she's still frickin' hilarious. Dunno, I love her humor, Crikey that's why she used to be no.1. Rock on Rosie, I think your cool as a cuecumber!

    81. sodapop says – reply to this


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      haha that shit was funnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good thing it was in text form the rant. cuz i cant stand her nasaly voice but it was funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    82. Jonathan says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is fucking hilarious! She says whatever she thinks and I love her. She does hate Tom Arnold for whatever reasons and she is real. Crazy or not I look forward to her next project. Rock on Roseanne! Out of all of the comments the one that makes me think that R didn't write this is the remark about B. Walters even though many of us are thinking about how big her head has become in the last few years. I believe she is closer to 80

    83. Yup. says – reply to this


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      She must be working on new material. She is extremely tongue-in-cheek, incredibly bright, and typical of 70's and 80's pothead humour.
      Her 'Blonde and Bitchin' DVD hysterical, baby boomers will 'get' it.

    84. Samuel says – reply to this


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      "Past mental illnesses" - Hahaha.

    85. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      Girl, please! Don't apologzie…we love your craziness…your kind of craziness we can deal with…it's not like you were driving…so what if you want to sit on a beach with a few beers?

    86. Haji says – reply to this


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      Lighten up you fat fuck…she is joking. Go color your hair now…..

    87. AC says – reply to this


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      She's hilarious. I love dark comedy. >:D

    88. Kevin says – reply to this


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      I'm right there with you honey!!!

    89. michelle says – reply to this


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      LOVE her. Always have, always will. I thought I was the only one who MySpaced while drinking - ha ha, too funny!!!! Wino-up Roseanne!

    90. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      What in the hell is she doing on a god dam computer!!!
      Out
      HA! HA! HA!