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Good Luck With That!
Filed under: Britney Spears
After months and months without any formal guidance, Britney Spears has finally hired a manager!
The former pop star had a very public rift with her former manager, Larry Rudolph, whom she "blamed" for "forcing" her into rehab, which she feels she never needed. Britney fired Larry earlier this year.
Spears' new manager is The Firm's Jeff Kwatinez, Kelly Clarkson's old manager - before she fired him a few months ago.
As Jeff knows very well firs-hand, you can't force a client to do anything. You can merely suggest, tell, encourage, prod.
Britney is Britney. And she is determined to continue to fuck up her career and bring down Kwatinez's already sullied reputation in the process.
After Jeff is fired within a week or two, Britney should hire the bestest manager in the world, Dina Lohan.
They would work SO well together!
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
I'm loving the quadruple chin action…
shes ugly
first
worst celeb ever! Go away Brit, nobody loves you…
FIRST….she is such a SLOB
is there suppose to be a picture??
First cumsluts!
Yeah, Good Luck with that Sh*t!Lol…Seriously, I am really rooting for her!=)
YUCK!!! Go away Brit. just go away!
That girl needs help.
First
at long last. she really needs some help because she has proved that she cant handle it on her own!!!
I hope she does get it together
nice pic! brit is SO white trash! i wish she'd just do some porn and make the transformation complete!
Shes put on alot of weight
wow!
Is that really her??? OMG
Is it you Perez????? AHAHAHA
good luck pal
who is her manager Brandon Davis? with her greasy ass hair!!! she needs to get fixed already!!!
yay 1st
shes crazy
Oh Lord, help her!!
Poor crackwhore needs help….
Lets count how meny chins are future fatty has!!!!!!!
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1st bitchesssssssssssssssss
crackhead
i wish whoever got that job good luck. they will definately be up for saint hood if they can breathe any life into her career.
ta loca pal carajjo
I give him 1 week before he is canned….after they date and gets her preggo
She sucks
Man, she looks like shit.
Any bets on how long this manager will last?
first.
look at that neck!
no one can help her. poor poor girl
OMG, is the manager Dina Lohan????
Damn she needs a stylist
lol, poor trainwreck
Hes going to need more then a taser.
well…..yeah…..and…..next
she will fire this one in three days
i hope she hired dina lohan… it would be SO fitting
whoever it is hopefully they are miracle worker because that's what its going to take breathe any sort of life into her "career".
maybe she should lay off the booze and get some coke to get rid of those chins…
This is ANOTHER OLD PHOTO. (2nd old one today.) Get it together Perez and get some current images or just leave it alone.
Lord have mercy! Either that is the most unflattering picture of Brit or she just naturally looks like crap these days.
The sad thing is that she doesnt need a manager she needs to focus on her life instead of her career seriously brit even though i hate you you need to go into hiding spend a lot of time with a psychiatrist get the drugs you need to be normal learn how to become a mom, loose the blubber and then get yourself back out there
She needs serious help. Someone needs to step in and do something before she ends up dead.
Is Britney a christian?
yeah, what is his address? I think we need to start sending him care packages…. gosh he is a saint to agree to be her manager. There isnt enough enough money in the world.
turtle neck
DOWN WITH JESUS BREEDERS
she needs to take some more E and vomit on more dresses and her new manager…CLASSY!
Britney's already had her "day in the sun", eight years ago. Who cares about her now?! Nobody! Give it up already. Sheesh.
This is what happens to a skank that comes from 'behind the back of nowhere'. Toss'em some money and they lose all bodily functions. Did anyone ever actually think this hick could have class and elegance? She was a disater in the making a loooong time ago.
Well, if Hollywood ever makes a biography film about Elsie the Borden Cow, we have the perfect person for the lead role.
#51 Are you kidding? no she's not a christian. At best she could pass for catholic, better yet maybe scientology would be good for her! I don't know what religion or spiritual guidance she has,but christianity and brit in the same sentence is absurd.
This guy must be an idiot to take on Britney. Like P-man said, it will only sully his rep further. Maybe he thinks this will help bring him back after the Kelly debacle, but it won't!
Britney won't do good for Britney unless she is ready to change!
What's so amazing is she blames everyone around her. She's not going to take direction from anyone!
Alright. Britney deserves a chance. I'm not really sure if she knows what a "normal" life would be like…Her new manager, well, will probably support her abnormal life that's acceptable to the public. I give her props and prayers. If she does come back as we remember her, she'll be bigger than Madge - absolutely.
She doesn't need a manager, she needs a HANDLER! And what is up with her new double chin? Guess living off of only McDonald's will do that to ya!
She's the most revolting piece of Southern trash ever concocted.
I hope she falls off the face of the earth!
She needs to OD.
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And if she doesn't, then someone needs to throw her trailer trash ass into a volcano.
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It's simple. Round up Lindsay, Nicole, Paris, and Ms. Trailer Trash here, load them onto a helicopter, and then DROP them into a volcano. Problem solved.
Dear Britney,
PLEASE do us all a favor and go away! Unlike the drama of the La Lohans, Paris Hiltons, and Zombie baby's of the world, your drama is just trashy and pathetic and really fucking annoying!! Its really aggrivating to watch so have some class and just go away. Ur done for now. Deal with it.
Love Always,
Everyone
Excuse me Brit but your trailer trash is showing!
Man she looks like she just fell right out of double wide. She don't need a manager, she needs a good spanking and told to go to her room and grow up.
Money fucks some people up! Scratch the spanking she may just enjoy it too much!
What happened to the good old days when celebs didn't eat?
I mean DAMN that bitch got big. I miss when she use to be a buther-face.
wow…somewhere under all that mess is a sexy, semi-talented entertainer just waiting to get out. Free Britney!
jesus christ, her shit went sour
Where in God's name did that pic come from???????????
Yall bitches need to get on kevin ferderline becuz if it wasn't for him using her non of this would have never happen to her.All she need to do is take a year aor 2 off to get her self togerther than she take over the world again if janet and whitney can do it i know she can.
cool
It doesn't matter… she's done.
HAHAHAAHAHAHA.
Why the hell do people want her to go away? Watching her go through the motions of being loco Britney is really one of the most hilarious things ever. The girl has imo never been more entertaining.
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I mean look at that picture. I'm cracking up just looking at it.
WOW Brit's mom fucked u BIG time. First used her daughter to get rich then made her get breast implants to 'enhance' her career. Now she's on K-fed's side to get custody of the kids.
And she wonders why her daughter sucks at bein a mom. Wonder where she learned that behavior from?
Well I just have one thing to sum up that pic:
"If you put make up on a big, it's still a big" -quote from the judge on charm school
where is she…..leaving the crack house? ihhh
#62 Um.. Britney IS a christian, a very proud one aswell. She was playing with Kabbalah for a while but she is a christian and a republican (What? Didn´t her stupidity expose that?), the evil couple. She´s constantly talking about God and explaining things with his existence. Like I said, dumb girl needs an excuse not to think too much.
Next on her list of things to do:
1. Look after the kids
2. Get off booze and drugs
3. Reunite with family
4. HIRE A FUCKING STYLIST
did you have to pic such a bad pic\\
she probably needs a few chin guards. i'll bring them to her trailer home warming party.
I have to say that I have been a “train wreck” a time or two in my life. I bet if all of us were really honest with ourselves we would be able to say that we have made really bad decisions more than we would like to admit. The difference between us and Britney’s is her every mistake is magnified which I am sure makes a bounce back that much harder to do. I am so glad Britney has reached her hand out for help that is the first REAL step to recovery. Those of you who judge her are just haters so do your job haters!
GOD BLESS YOU BRITNEY!
She is so crazy..she ruined her own life. That's what drugs do to you….
I feel sorry for her kids. She is loser who cannot get it together.
LOL!!!! Then don't comment if you are too much of a Saint!
Esteem not Asteem—
She looks like one of those roadhouse skanks that I bang at 3am because she looks sorta like Britteny Spears.
GOD! What a great pic. I forgot how pretty Britney really is……………Yummy
She finally got a manager. I wonder who told her she'd be broke by the end of the end of the year if she didn't get one? I don't think this is a recent pic of her. Glad I am not famous.
TBR ——– Trainwreck Beyond Repair
EW. Brittany Spears is like the most idiotic/fuck up ive ever seen. I would be SO embaressed if i was her. but then agian if i was her i wouldnt be looking or acting like that. SERIOUSLY. she is fucking discusting. LOOK @ HER! ughh.
Great fucking pic! Daaarrr! She's seriously retarted.
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE IN THE PUBLIC EYE AND HAVE WAYYYYYYYYY MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF YOU INTERNET LOSERS WILL …….. SO STFU!!!!!!!!!
Perez, like always, chose to put a bad pic of Britney up, she does NOT look like that!!!!!!
Don't fucking diss on her because she's not a SIZE FUCKING ZERO ……… it's disgusting how people only go by looks … then why is Perez "so famous" ?
I can't wait till she puffs up to 200 pounds! That will be hot!
poor little rich girl. everyone says how shes such an unfit mother, thats not it though, its just that shes white trash and thats what they do. they give soda and shit to their babies, they smoke in front of them and drive with their kids on their lap! not that it makes it right i'm just saying… thats white trash for ya!
How did she gain 40 more pounds over the weekend? The first thing her new manager needs to do is send her to Weight Watchers.
Who would sign this MESS…..She is soooooooo yesterday. Time to invest in a double wide while you can still afford it. She is a SLOB, and she SMELLS!!!!!!!
I'm actually kind of disappointed that she's hired a manager. She's a much better entertainer now that she's all crazy and fucked up. She was a mediocre singer but now she's a stellar train wreck.
you look like a corn fed farm girl. FAT
What the hell's happening to her neck? A few more chins, and she'll turn into ET The Extraterrestrial.
this pix is old moron! damn perez…you can tell that you don't have anything on her! Going into the files.aye! This was taken after she had her baby!
what is your excuse……………saggy draws!
Oh this phots is so delicious, so is the quadruple chin action she has going on HIDEOUS!!
Valerie Bertinelli is losing weight fast. The Jenny Craig spokeswhore job will up for grabs soon…Britney it would be a step in the right direction. You are looking awfully puffy these days. I know you keep showing off your body because you think you look great. You look better but you seriously need to lay off the weights. If your legs get any more muscular or thicker it just makes you look fatter and shorter than what you are. Absence (not Absynth) does make the heart grow fonder. Take an extended vacation for like a year or two. Please just go away. We are all so tired of looking at your low rent trashy shit of a mom fat ass.