Good Luck With That!

Filed under: Britney Spears

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After months and months without any formal guidance, Britney Spears has finally hired a manager!

The former pop star had a very public rift with her former manager, Larry Rudolph, whom she "blamed" for "forcing" her into rehab, which she feels she never needed. Britney fired Larry earlier this year.

Spears' new manager is The Firm's Jeff Kwatinez, Kelly Clarkson's old manager - before she fired him a few months ago.

As Jeff knows very well firs-hand, you can't force a client to do anything. You can merely suggest, tell, encourage, prod.

Britney is Britney. And she is determined to continue to fuck up her career and bring down Kwatinez's already sullied reputation in the process.

After Jeff is fired within a week or two, Britney should hire the bestest manager in the world, Dina Lohan.

They would work SO well together!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Aug 6, 2007 at 2:50 pm / Email this  »

    154 comments to “Good Luck With That!”

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    1. Jill says – reply to this


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      I'm loving the quadruple chin action…

    2. t says – reply to this


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      shes ugly

    3. first says – reply to this


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      first

    4. liza says – reply to this


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      worst celeb ever! Go away Brit, nobody loves you…

    5. kait says – reply to this


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      FIRST….she is such a SLOB

    6. lily_69 says – reply to this


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      is there suppose to be a picture??

    7. Ray says – reply to this


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      First cumsluts!

    8. jas says – reply to this


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      Yeah, Good Luck with that Sh*t!Lol…Seriously, I am really rooting for her!=)

    9. liza says – reply to this


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      YUCK!!! Go away Brit. just go away!

    10. sarita says – reply to this


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      That girl needs help.

    11. Perez Fan says – reply to this


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      First

    12. sooooooo says – reply to this


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      at long last. she really needs some help because she has proved that she cant handle it on her own!!!

    13. jas says – reply to this


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      I hope she does get it together

    14. qt196 says – reply to this


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      nice pic! brit is SO white trash! i wish she'd just do some porn and make the transformation complete!

    15. sue says – reply to this


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      Shes put on alot of weight

    16. cari says – reply to this


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      wow!

    17. holmes says – reply to this


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      Is that really her??? OMG

    18. Ash Ash says – reply to this


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      Is it you Perez????? AHAHAHA

    19. momma says – reply to this


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      good luck pal

    20. blind209 says – reply to this


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      who is her manager Brandon Davis? with her greasy ass hair!!! she needs to get fixed already!!!

    21. cmk says – reply to this


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      yay 1st

    22. char says – reply to this


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      shes crazy

    23. Laurolicious says – reply to this


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      Oh Lord, help her!!

    24. solcntrolr says – reply to this


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      Poor crackwhore needs help….

    25. All American Girl says – reply to this


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      Lets count how meny chins are future fatty has!!!!!!!

    26. britneyisadumbcunt says – reply to this


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      1st

    27. Islandprincess23 says – reply to this


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      1st bitchesssssssssssssssss

    28. skajdfk says – reply to this


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      crackhead

    29. miss k says – reply to this


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      i wish whoever got that job good luck. they will definately be up for saint hood if they can breathe any life into her career.

    30. macky says – reply to this


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      ta loca pal carajjo

    31. wastedOne says – reply to this


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      I give him 1 week before he is canned….after they date and gets her preggo

    32. Julie says – reply to this


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      She sucks

    33. -A- says – reply to this


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      Man, she looks like shit.

    34. Tony says – reply to this


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      Any bets on how long this manager will last?

    35. MJ says – reply to this


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      first.

      look at that neck!

    36. girl says – reply to this


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      no one can help her. poor poor girl

    37. alena says – reply to this


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      OMG, is the manager Dina Lohan????
      Damn she needs a stylist
      lol, poor trainwreck

    38. Summer says – reply to this


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      Hes going to need more then a taser.

    39. msjane38 says – reply to this


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      well…..yeah…..and…..next

    40. Smart Person says – reply to this


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      she will fire this one in three days

    41. dominique says – reply to this


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      i hope she hired dina lohan… it would be SO fitting

    42. miss k says – reply to this


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      whoever it is hopefully they are miracle worker because that's what its going to take breathe any sort of life into her "career".

    43. lisette says – reply to this


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      maybe she should lay off the booze and get some coke to get rid of those chins…

    44. KMJ says – reply to this


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      This is ANOTHER OLD PHOTO. (2nd old one today.) Get it together Perez and get some current images or just leave it alone.

    45. SandyDee says – reply to this


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      Lord have mercy! Either that is the most unflattering picture of Brit or she just naturally looks like crap these days.

    46. COURT says – reply to this


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      The sad thing is that she doesnt need a manager she needs to focus on her life instead of her career seriously brit even though i hate you you need to go into hiding spend a lot of time with a psychiatrist get the drugs you need to be normal learn how to become a mom, loose the blubber and then get yourself back out there

    47. Jessica says – reply to this


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      She needs serious help. Someone needs to step in and do something before she ends up dead.

    48. riny says – reply to this


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      Is Britney a christian?

    49. marble grapes says – reply to this


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      yeah, what is his address? I think we need to start sending him care packages…. gosh he is a saint to agree to be her manager. There isnt enough enough money in the world.

    50. dina says – reply to this


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      turtle neck

    51. Riny says – reply to this


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      DOWN WITH JESUS BREEDERS

    52. Jay Jay says – reply to this


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      she needs to take some more E and vomit on more dresses and her new manager…CLASSY!

    53. kentucky_kitty says – reply to this


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      Britney's already had her "day in the sun", eight years ago. Who cares about her now?! Nobody! Give it up already. Sheesh.

    54. Christine says – reply to this


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      This is what happens to a skank that comes from 'behind the back of nowhere'. Toss'em some money and they lose all bodily functions. Did anyone ever actually think this hick could have class and elegance? She was a disater in the making a loooong time ago.

    55. Rainie Dayze says – reply to this


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      Well, if Hollywood ever makes a biography film about Elsie the Borden Cow, we have the perfect person for the lead role.

    56. dior says – reply to this


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      #51 Are you kidding? no she's not a christian. At best she could pass for catholic, better yet maybe scientology would be good for her! I don't know what religion or spiritual guidance she has,but christianity and brit in the same sentence is absurd.

    57. Poor Jeff says – reply to this


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      This guy must be an idiot to take on Britney. Like P-man said, it will only sully his rep further. Maybe he thinks this will help bring him back after the Kelly debacle, but it won't!

      Britney won't do good for Britney unless she is ready to change!

    58. britneyisadumbcunt says – reply to this


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      What's so amazing is she blames everyone around her. She's not going to take direction from anyone!

    59. Muffy says – reply to this


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      Alright. Britney deserves a chance. I'm not really sure if she knows what a "normal" life would be like…Her new manager, well, will probably support her abnormal life that's acceptable to the public. I give her props and prayers. If she does come back as we remember her, she'll be bigger than Madge - absolutely.

    60. Heather says – reply to this


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      She doesn't need a manager, she needs a HANDLER! And what is up with her new double chin? Guess living off of only McDonald's will do that to ya!

    61. Alexa Rae says – reply to this


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      She's the most revolting piece of Southern trash ever concocted.
      I hope she falls off the face of the earth!

    62. IHateNicole says – reply to this


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      She needs to OD.
      _
      And if she doesn't, then someone needs to throw her trailer trash ass into a volcano.
      _
      It's simple. Round up Lindsay, Nicole, Paris, and Ms. Trailer Trash here, load them onto a helicopter, and then DROP them into a volcano. Problem solved.

    63. XMETALX says – reply to this


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      Dear Britney,

      PLEASE do us all a favor and go away! Unlike the drama of the La Lohans, Paris Hiltons, and Zombie baby's of the world, your drama is just trashy and pathetic and really fucking annoying!! Its really aggrivating to watch so have some class and just go away. Ur done for now. Deal with it.

      Love Always,
      Everyone

    64. Katie says – reply to this


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      Excuse me Brit but your trailer trash is showing!

    65. GareBear says – reply to this


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      Man she looks like she just fell right out of double wide. She don't need a manager, she needs a good spanking and told to go to her room and grow up.
      Money fucks some people up! Scratch the spanking she may just enjoy it too much!

    66. Etsuko says – reply to this


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      What happened to the good old days when celebs didn't eat?

      I mean DAMN that bitch got big. I miss when she use to be a buther-face.

    67. Lala Bush says – reply to this


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      wow…somewhere under all that mess is a sexy, semi-talented entertainer just waiting to get out. Free Britney!

    68. trainwreck says – reply to this


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      jesus christ, her shit went sour

    69. Pam says – reply to this


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      Where in God's name did that pic come from???????????

    70. Isiah Hurts says – reply to this


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      Yall bitches need to get on kevin ferderline becuz if it wasn't for him using her non of this would have never happen to her.All she need to do is take a year aor 2 off to get her self togerther than she take over the world again if janet and whitney can do it i know she can.

    71. dafd says – reply to this


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      cool

    72. Court says – reply to this


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      It doesn't matter… she's done.

    73. I want more says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAAHAHAHA.
      Why the hell do people want her to go away? Watching her go through the motions of being loco Britney is really one of the most hilarious things ever. The girl has imo never been more entertaining.

      I mean look at that picture. I'm cracking up just looking at it.

    74. On-looker says – reply to this


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      WOW Brit's mom fucked u BIG time. First used her daughter to get rich then made her get breast implants to 'enhance' her career. Now she's on K-fed's side to get custody of the kids.

      And she wonders why her daughter sucks at bein a mom. Wonder where she learned that behavior from?

      Well I just have one thing to sum up that pic:

      "If you put make up on a big, it's still a big" -quote from the judge on charm school

    75. smash says – reply to this


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      where is she…..leaving the crack house? ihhh

    76. George W. Bush - A true anti-American says – reply to this


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      #62 Um.. Britney IS a christian, a very proud one aswell. She was playing with Kabbalah for a while but she is a christian and a republican (What? Didn´t her stupidity expose that?), the evil couple. She´s constantly talking about God and explaining things with his existence. Like I said, dumb girl needs an excuse not to think too much.

    77. Mrs Minx says – reply to this


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      Next on her list of things to do:
      1. Look after the kids
      2. Get off booze and drugs
      3. Reunite with family
      4. HIRE A FUCKING STYLIST

    78. Lali says – reply to this


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      did you have to pic such a bad pic\\

    79. myspace.com/hardygirl21 says – reply to this


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      she probably needs a few chin guards. i'll bring them to her trailer home warming party.

    80. THE ONLY PERSON ON HERE WITHOUT LOW SELF ASTEEM says – reply to this


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      I have to say that I have been a “train wreck” a time or two in my life. I bet if all of us were really honest with ourselves we would be able to say that we have made really bad decisions more than we would like to admit. The difference between us and Britney’s is her every mistake is magnified which I am sure makes a bounce back that much harder to do. I am so glad Britney has reached her hand out for help that is the first REAL step to recovery. Those of you who judge her are just haters so do your job haters!
      GOD BLESS YOU BRITNEY!

    81. jill311 says – reply to this


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      She is so crazy..she ruined her own life. That's what drugs do to you….

      I feel sorry for her kids. She is loser who cannot get it together.

    82. comment 87 need to learn how to spell!! says – reply to this


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      LOL!!!! Then don't comment if you are too much of a Saint!

      Esteem not Asteem—

    83. kai says – reply to this


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      She looks like one of those roadhouse skanks that I bang at 3am because she looks sorta like Britteny Spears.

    84. Lorilomaxx says – reply to this


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      GOD! What a great pic. I forgot how pretty Britney really is……………Yummy

    85. yo says – reply to this


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      She finally got a manager. I wonder who told her she'd be broke by the end of the end of the year if she didn't get one? I don't think this is a recent pic of her. Glad I am not famous.

    86. none of your business says – reply to this


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      TBR ——– Trainwreck Beyond Repair

    87. *tay says – reply to this


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      EW. Brittany Spears is like the most idiotic/fuck up ive ever seen. I would be SO embaressed if i was her. but then agian if i was her i wouldnt be looking or acting like that. SERIOUSLY. she is fucking discusting. LOOK @ HER! ughh.

    88. JNo says – reply to this


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      Great fucking pic! Daaarrr! She's seriously retarted.

    89. Jessica says – reply to this


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      SHE'LL ALWAYS BE IN THE PUBLIC EYE AND HAVE WAYYYYYYYYY MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF YOU INTERNET LOSERS WILL …….. SO STFU!!!!!!!!!
      Perez, like always, chose to put a bad pic of Britney up, she does NOT look like that!!!!!!

    90. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Don't fucking diss on her because she's not a SIZE FUCKING ZERO ……… it's disgusting how people only go by looks … then why is Perez "so famous" ?

    91. Dee says – reply to this


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      I can't wait till she puffs up to 200 pounds! That will be hot!

    92. lauren says – reply to this


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      poor little rich girl. everyone says how shes such an unfit mother, thats not it though, its just that shes white trash and thats what they do. they give soda and shit to their babies, they smoke in front of them and drive with their kids on their lap! not that it makes it right i'm just saying… thats white trash for ya!

    93. Namath says – reply to this


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      How did she gain 40 more pounds over the weekend? The first thing her new manager needs to do is send her to Weight Watchers.

    94. Welfare Mama says – reply to this


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      Who would sign this MESS…..She is soooooooo yesterday. Time to invest in a double wide while you can still afford it. She is a SLOB, and she SMELLS!!!!!!!

    95. Smart Girl says – reply to this


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      I'm actually kind of disappointed that she's hired a manager. She's a much better entertainer now that she's all crazy and fucked up. She was a mediocre singer but now she's a stellar train wreck.

    96. bulldogi says – reply to this


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      you look like a corn fed farm girl. FAT

    97. JohnnyG says – reply to this


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      What the hell's happening to her neck? A few more chins, and she'll turn into ET The Extraterrestrial.

    98. st. louis boogie says – reply to this


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      this pix is old moron! damn perez…you can tell that you don't have anything on her! Going into the files.aye! This was taken after she had her baby!
      what is your excuse……………saggy draws!

    99. Miss SARA says – reply to this


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      Oh this phots is so delicious, so is the quadruple chin action she has going on HIDEOUS!!

    100. NoHopeForBritney says – reply to this


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      Valerie Bertinelli is losing weight fast. The Jenny Craig spokeswhore job will up for grabs soon…Britney it would be a step in the right direction. You are looking awfully puffy these days. I know you keep showing off your body because you think you look great. You look better but you seriously need to lay off the weights. If your legs get any more muscular or thicker it just makes you look fatter and shorter than what you are. Absence (not Absynth) does make the heart grow fonder. Take an extended vacation for like a year or two. Please just go away. We are all so tired of looking at your low rent trashy shit of a mom fat ass.

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