Good Luck With That!
After months and months without any formal guidance, Britney Spears has finally hired a manager!
The former pop star had a very public rift with her former manager, Larry Rudolph, whom she "blamed" for "forcing" her into rehab, which she feels she never needed. Britney fired Larry earlier this year.
Spears' new manager is The Firm's Jeff Kwatinez, Kelly Clarkson's old manager - before she fired him a few months ago.
As Jeff knows very well firs-hand, you can't force a client to do anything. You can merely suggest, tell, encourage, prod.
Britney is Britney. And she is determined to continue to fuck up her career and bring down Kwatinez's already sullied reputation in the process.
After Jeff is fired within a week or two, Britney should hire the bestest manager in the world, Dina Lohan.
They would work SO well together!
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
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She looks really smelly in that photo. A sort of tuna and onion smell.
She really needs to get her act together. She has kids she need to act like a mom. Not like a slut on crack. She really needs to get some support not just from a manager though. Ive never liked her, and i never will.
is that a recent pic? she looks awful! i feel so sorry for this girl. she is only 25 but her career is basically already over. to the person who wrote "britney will stay in the spotlight forever": thats not true. she might stay in the Tabloids for quite a while, but if she doesnt make a successful comeback soon, she will eventually fade away from the tabloids too.. there will be another "washed up" pop star for them to write about.. stars are replaced all the time.
i luv AUGLIERA compaired to this dipstick,,,eh' CLEETIS..ya'll heard me!!!
OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS MISCHA BARTON IN THAT PIC FOR A SECOND LOL!! britney rocks, love her to death..
I want some new pics! The new Brit has that fab weave of shit brown hair w the lovely head band she sports. She attempted to be fashionable and cut it in a nice bob, not too short tho, u know the hot guys like the long hair on the smokin babes! Good luck to the poor guy who trys to manage her, she'll ruin him with her crazy trailer trash self. Send her away for professional help.
Pray for tht girl yall
Has anyone thought that she might need meds for postpartum depression? Yea, I'm sure she's a lush too, but the wack behavior makes me think that she's PPD, Yo!!!
she use to be hot as fuck. what the hell happen to her. man she just let her self go all the way.
poor Brit>>>>> go home take care of your kids
It is now official…she is one of the ugliest creatures on this planet or any other. Pure garbage.
Everyone keeps saying how fat she looks. Her weight doesn't bother me as much as her disgusting sweaty hair. Yuck!
Can't decide if she's a pig or a cow.
White trash cunt. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
FUCK… THIS IS THE BEST WORST PIC OF HER IM LOVIN THIS SHIT
heh. britney now has to settle for leftovers.
She is so typical trailer park white trash. Now she looks like a homeless meth head. K-Fed dumped her fat, talentless ass just in time.
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She looks like Sabrina the teenage witch.
nothing like a has been, employing someone who's a has been.
this guy's meter is already running.
another body standing in front of the TRAIN WRECK that is BritBrat…i NEVER thought i would want K-STRAP-ON to get the kids… but it's turning out to be the lesser of two evils. She looks like she should either get help or jump off a building. God Bless Her.
OMG I wish I could put her on a detox farm somewhere, organic food, green tea, water, NO BOOZE COKE PILLS for 1 year, get her hair back to blonde, get that dancers bod back and sing a half sensible song not sure if thats possible she is really resembling skanky smelly trailer park trash EWWWWW
I LOVE A DRUNK SOUTHERN GIRL!!!!!!!! Know what the mating call of a southern belle is? WOOWEE I'M DRUNK!!!!!1
"Britney, You have just won a brrrand neeewww 2000 Square Foot double wide! How do you feel!"
que puto asco.
so sick of seeing her.. she's crazy and just needs to disappear for awhile
she looks like a turtle
or maybe she's just lacking a few brain cells
She has more chins than China Town!
Dina Lohan would have something to do while Linds does her time, and she's used to the behavioural antics. Handle Ms. Spears? Perfect fit, I'd say. If Dina does handle Lindsays career, she's done a good job getting her nice work. Lindsay has blown this off with bad choices all on her own. After a certain age, you can only strongly advise. Lindsay runs in pretty heady company, and it can f*ck you over if you're not quite mature yet, and like to push your luck for the (stupid) excitement of it.
TEAM BRITNEY!! Love her to death. lol @ comment #1.
And for all of you dumb fucks, thats an old ass picture.
it gets so old perez, fuck u.
its jeff kwatineTz
Ugh, the bitch looks gross as usual.
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she's like: ouch, this dildo I stole from perez is way too big, how do I get it out of my ass now, please help!!!!!!!!!!
"Help me!
My career has fallen and it can't get up!"
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Rash Manly therashreport.com
Holy shit, her chin was trying to make a break for it.
COMEDY!!!!!
He was Brittany Murphy's ex fiancee. Shit, he will need rehab after dealing with another crazy Brit.
I used to be Jeff Kwatinetz's assistant about 1 year ago. In fact, I was the one who originally scheduled the initial meeting between JK and Britney, going through her attorney who is also Jeff's friend. At that time, Larry Rudolph was still her manager and the meeting was to be kept quiet so he wouldn't find out. I had been Jeff's assistant for several months and was fired while Jennifer Lopez was on hold waiting for him to pick up the line. He had been avoiding her calls and she fired him shortly thereafter. Im only at liberty to say this because after being fired I was asked to sign a confidentiality agreement in return for a severance check. I declined to do so because of A. Admittedly, alot of sour grapes and B. I had thoughts of writing a book about my experience, similar to "The Devil Wears Prada" except much more brutal and filled with alot more illicit substances, activities, and sexual escapades with names you're probably farmiliar with. Point is, Jeff is a very bad person, who is extremely unstable, and IMO he could use a manager to help him straighten out his life. His personal life is chaotic at best and it often bleeds into his professional life, to the detriment of himself and his clients. Witness the careers of Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Clarkson, the breakup of Audioslave, and the rock band Rooney. As others have said, he has had a history of dating his clients and dealing with them unethically. His morals are loose at best and he has a long, long list of enemies that will not do business with him, and hope he goes the way of Michael Ovitz, ironically his stated role model.
At least she is admitting it takes more than one person to screw in a light bulb at her house.
What is wrong with the side of her face and neck? There are two indentations along the length of it; narrow and slender there? I'm concerned about what she has been inhaling, ingesting or whatever to make those? I hope it hasn't been those fat disloving injections up by her face.
Her arms are starting to pug out above the elbows an awful lot. She might need a lot of those fat injections she was getting before, but I suggest good old fashion excersise and a healthy diet.
Ditto
At least she is more talented than Madonna!!!!
At least she is more talented than Madonna!!!!
At least she is more talented than Madonna!!!!
At least she is more talented than Madonna!!!!
At least she is more talented than Madonna!!!!
At least she is more talented than Madonna!!!!
OOGA CHEESIE PUFF! Eeth wong che coh pa na-geen, nah meeto toe bunky dunko. Lo choda! HA HA HA HA
GIVE ME CHEESIE PUFF! if you fail me again, I'll put a price on your head so big you won't be able to go near a civilized system. HA HA HA HA
Wasn't Jeff Kwatinez once engaged to Britany Murphy? Must be a name thing. Anyway, good luck to him trying to pull this trailer trash ho-bag from out of the garbage heap of life. If he is a good agent he will tell her to get her ass into rehab or at least tell her to start taking her meds again!!
I Think Britney Spears Will Turn Her Life Around And Get Back On Track WEll I Hope !! x
She looks like a total looney.
She should hire Jessica Simpson's dad. HAHAHA…..
little girl lost
fuck please someone give that girl some help, it's so so sad to see
I just saw something on E News that really pissed me off. Brittany was pulling into a parking space and hit the car next to her. She said "Oh schitt," backed up and then pulled into the space. The car she hit had a big black dent in it, but Brittney didn't even look at it, or leave a note. She just made sure that HER car was OK.
That made me sick. She is 100% TRAILER TRASH. She has no regard for anybody but herself. NO CLASS!! I live in LA and I wish she'd move away. Nobody would miss her fat, dirty, smelly, weave wearing ass!
It all went downhill for Britters when she had that 24 hr marriage.. Ever since then… Her celeb status has gone down.. She was good before havin' kids, being with K-Fed.. Ahh she needs to sort her self out.
why doesnt britney hire Rachel Zoey as her stylist so that she finally can be thin again
Not even Dr. Phil can help her now… you can take a girl out of the country but you can't take country out of a girl… trailer _____sh
I can totally help that girl she needs to call me up…. Thoes poor babies…Someone should adopt them.. I thought breaking up with kfed would have been good for her seems like it wasnt good at all….Pisses me off she makes me defend Kfed!!!
ay por dios!!! necesita ayuda urgente!!!
que bajo ha caido!!
VODKA!!
STRAIGHT UP!!
THANK YOU!!