Her Shit Does Stink
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Why are you going to go to Hyde if you don't want your picture taken????
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba made quite a scene while leaving the West Hollywood bar on Sunday night.
Poor Cash Warren. He must be sitting at home crying and plotting how he can get into Haylie Duff's panties!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: August 6, 2007 at 11:13 am
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she is annoying
BITCH!
Dont Know
Yeah, but Comic Book Geeks fucking LOVE her. lol….
THIRD THIRD WOOOO HOOO THIRD… SUCK THIS.. HAHAHA
JESSICA DONT CALL ME LATINA ALBA! I LOVE HER … NOT!
She sucks. Who likes this bitch???? Go away, bitch. Go away!
what the fuuck? anyways, jessica alba isn't that hot.. keira knightley's wayy hotter
quite a scene? what scene? you fat pig piece of shit perez
i dont get why everyone thinks shes so pretty, ugly bitch
Dara- you are so lame!! You were not third, you retard!
third!!!
i dont get why everyone thinks shes so pretty, ugly bitchh
third
jess is a hypocrite!
Who is that ghoul on the left?
She is burning her bridges by denying her roots. We are all just simply put creatures of our individual and collective experiences. You must embrace who you are or suffer and die.
That women on the left made me laugh.. She looks just hilarious!
Poor….
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She looks like she just came from the office
leave her aloneeee!!! what scene??? perez get over her!
That guy is a douche and so is Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba
Natalie Portman is way more beautiful and she can freeken act. Whereas Jessica's no where near as attractive…at least not anymore and her acting range/abilties are similar to that of plywood.
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The woman on the left is saying: " People her shit does stink!"
WHAT A DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, i must not be up to date of Jess Alba, what is with her denying her heritage….
I never heard about that…Someone fill me in please?!
#23
Well I don't know if you realize this but this bitch once said that she dresses for women not for men. Hence the business suit outfit she decided to wear to fucking Hyde. Bitch Puleeze.
Get over yourself Jessica.
She denied her heritage? I never heard about this, someone please fill me in!
She is a racist pig, "I'm NOT LATINO" god forbid. she is a stuck in the 80's skank, with her sorry little entourage. they obviously take her way more serious than anyone else. Stay out of LA if you don't want you mug snapped.skank.
p.s. love the classy friends, NOT
I effin hate her she is a beach! i know NO ONE likes you!!! how can you say that about your heritage bbbbbbbeeeeaaccchhh!!! LATINS rule bitch1
@ #26
I sooooo agree with you. Her acting Oh my gosh…it's horrible. What I want to know is why is she still getting roles. She's so boring on screen. There are literally times where she'd be saying her lines and my eyes would start straying to the surroundings and other people around her.
She's seriously boring.
Fuck Jessica Assba, who's the hired help? If I were her i'd be tapping that every night (hmm, maybe she is…I'd respect her then).
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THIS BITCH IS DELUSIONAL BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON SHE SEEMS TO THINK THAT SHE IS AN A-LISTER!!!! SHE GOES ON ABOUT HOW SICK SHE IS ABOUT PEOPLE ONLY WANTING TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI AND THEN POSES FOR LIKE TEN MEN'S MAGAZINES THE NEXT MONTH !!! I HATE THIS DUMB BITCH !!! THE LATINOS DONT WANT HER TRUST ME !!!!
umm she's like mad annoying cuz she thinks she aint latin. helloooooo where do you think that amazing body comes from, honey??
I want to know who her HOT bodyguard is!!!!!
SELF LOATHING BITCH !!!! LOOK IN THE MIRROR !!! YOUR SKIN IS BROWN !!! I AM SURE LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THIS BUSINESS HAVE MADE YOU AWARE OF THAT FACT EVEN THOUGH YOU TRY TO DOWNPLAY IT !!!!! LOVE YOUR BROWN SELF !!!!!!
Why don't you dumb fucks get over yourselves. If she wants to deny her fucking heritage then so the fuck what.
I mean can you blame her for wanting to. Why would she want to proudly own up to being or coming from a culture of burrito-eating, welfare-clinging lazy spics like yourselves.
So fuck the hell off.
Two words for this bitch: SELL OUT !!!
Two more words for this lame bitch: CAN'T ACT!
You ppl are retarded. She's not a self loather. And being brown has nothing to do with being Latina. Latin women come in ALL colors, dumb asses. Also Jessica's natural skin color isn't that brown. Anyone remember when she was on Dark Angel? She was a little pale, maybe olive skin pale.
She isn't 100% Latina either, or was she raised speaking Spanish. Google her ethnicity. And if I were 25% Latina that didn't know how to speak a lick of Spanish either, i'd find it a little silly for Hollywood to be calling me a "Latin bombshell actress" as well.
Oh yeah and news flash. She IS part white. It's not like she's latin only.
Please stop. Leave this beautiful girl alone. She keeps a low profile, don't do drugs, no scandals, is a proffesional…etc, etc.
She NEVER SAID SHE DOESN'T LIKE BEING LATINA. She just said, she is half latina-half noriegan and that she feels she is american. She also said that her mexican grandmother will kill her if she ever denied her roots.
You are a sensitive guy (yes, he is ) and I don't understand how you praise such a syko as Angelian Jolie, which is nuts and then you crucified this girl. I don't get it! Maybe is a personal thing? They didn't want to take a picture with you or something?
I've met this snob. Who in the hell does this B lister think she is? Not attractive AT ALL w/o make up. Im actually happy she dosnt consider herself a latina. Her bad attitude can stay unclassified in terms of her cultural identification. Go suck a cock bitch.
I HATE WHEN YOU CALL HER THAT IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID
She is a cunt………cant you tell……..I smell the bitch from here……
First of all, her fucking name is Latino….What the fuck is wrong with her…. Second, no latino wants a girl that has a long torso that looks masculant, ewww. Third, she has the body of a scranny 15yr old boy!
She's so fug looking at her makes my eyes throw up…. it's HILARIOUS she bitches about "how curvy" her body is and she "wishes she didn't have all those curves". WTF?!?!?! Homegirl needs a reality check! I've seen more curves on a lamp post…
Two in the pink, one in the stink for Jess Alba!!
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I would SOOOOOO love to get a blumpkin from her.
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I heard she absolutely adores "backdoor action".
I think latin women make the best maids. She should be proud. Si.
i never understood what the big deal was about that plain stupid bitch anyway. she is not pretty at all and i don't feel bad saying that since she's such a stuck up bitch. hopefully her acting career dies out soon (NOT to be followed by a "singing" career) so we don't have to see her stupid face anymore. oh, and please, about her "hot body," anyone can starve themselves.
This not accepting her heritage is bullshit.You people know she did not say she is not part Latina or that she denied it. For some reason, all Latinas/Latinos think that if a person is of mixed heritage the ONLY important part of their heritage that is the Latina part and that the other hertiages' are somehow non-relivant.
She is gorgeous, avoids scandals, is not out partying all the time and drunk and is talented…Give her a fucking break.Perez is saying she is avoiding the paps??? She is walking down the street, if she was avoiding them she would be covering her face and all the people with her would be blocking thier view if she was.
I like Jessica Alba, and she hasn't denied her heritage. She simply said that she doesn't connect with Latino culture.
You Latinos are never happy. You trash Jessica for not connecting with Latino culture, and then you trash Jennifer Lopez for trying to use Latino culture to get ahead.
You guys are always bitching about something. Why aren't you just happy that more Latinas are working in Hollywood. You guys are like a ball and chain around these women. No wonder they want to get free!
Who is that scary woman to her right? It is a woman, right?
Who cares if she denied part of her race, that's something she has to deal with. And as far as her body..SHE LOOKS LIKE A DAMN 10 YEAR OLD KID! she was on Power 106 one day and tried to say that the costumes for Fanstastic 4 had fake muscles but that her butt wasn't stuffed or had fake muscles, that it was all hers…..B**** DOES NOT HAVE A BUTT AT ALL!! I saw pics of her in a bikini and she had two small tears drops hanging in the back!!!! She is not curvacious at all!! AND CANNOT ACT WORTH THE SHIT!!! And she's BARELY cute without makeup. And yes, I'm hating, but on facts!!!
not sayin that the bitch is ugly b cuz she's not
anyone who says so is HATING
but wut has the bitch done???? why is she so important? and SINCE WHEN was she diva status. This bitch is a nobody to me lets talk about sum real actors….and by the way HONEY WAS FUCKING CORNY
SHUT UP perez with the "dont call me latina". so sick of it already.
maybe she does want to be snapped
you know become famous
I'm part German/Swedish and I'm black but my features are much more European than hers. I don't care what people think. I just say I'm black if they ask. She doesn't look white at all but if she wants to think that way the only mistake she made was saying it. People can think what they want, as long as you don't say it they have nothing to go on but their jealousy.
This girl is so beautiful but obviously dont respect her heritage!! its just a shame!! P/S she can't act! Blah Blah!!
i luv it when these celebs get camera shy in front of paparrazzi laden places! Go hang out at a nowhere place if you don't wanna be seen.
hyde was fucking crowded last night… but fun!!! Jen was running around like crazy.. i felt bad for her
Who is the hot guy in the front?
seriously though who is her hot body guard?
WAY overrated.
Cute, but she cant act very well at all.
Make your money before the moronic masses figure it out honey.
@#43 - Celebuspawn: latin people are not all brown. thats just ur every day hollywood stereotype.
i wouldnt say she is latin… she might be half latin, but she is american. especially if she wasnt brought up speaking spanish or doing anything with mexico's culture.
im from argentina, im half german-austrian and half spanish. i could say im european, but in the end im argentinian, regardless my heritage. i have little connection to these countries' culture even though, by some of ur standards, i do not look latin.
btw, jlo cant speak spanish and she never gave a damn about puerto rico or other latin american countries. at least jessica alba is not facking it like jlo.
negra fea!
She is probably so sad that Mark Wahlberg dumped her.
Who cares about the dumb-ass .. And who cares if She doesnt think shes "Latina"..She's White..!!! cant you tell …!!! She could..!!
Yeah she's a bitch….GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!
Cameron Diaz doesn't consider herself Latina either.
Is that Lilo from "A Bronx Tale" in front of her?
She really thinks she's something…
Dear Perez,
With logic as sharp as yours, the U.S. could completely obliterate any celebration of racial diversity. Or maybe that's what you want? Are you stupid or racist, Perez? Or both?
Jessica Alba was not raised inside the Latin community, therefore she's not claiming to be something she's not. Race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT, Perez. You cannot tell someone's race from their DNA. But you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. Try taking a sociology class, Perez.
If Alba were to flaunt being a Latina (apparently, you won't rest until she tattoos the word Latina across her forehead), it would be offensive to the Latin community.
Oh Perez. No wonder you didn't make it onto the View.
She didn't want her picture taken because she was with some tragic looking people… what's up with the biotch in the magenta dress?? FUGS!