Her Shit Does Stink

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Why are you going to go to Hyde if you don't want your picture taken????

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba made quite a scene while leaving the West Hollywood bar on Sunday night.

Poor Cash Warren. He must be sitting at home crying and plotting how he can get into Haylie Duff's panties!

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Posted: Aug 6, 2007 at 11:13 am / Email this »

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Jennnnnn says – reply to this

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firsttttttttttt
Telly says – reply to this

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she is annoying
TAMMY says – reply to this

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BITCH!
TT says – reply to this

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Dont Know
Soulbutter says – reply to this

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Yeah, but Comic Book Geeks fucking LOVE her. lol….
DARA says – reply to this

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THIRD THIRD WOOOO HOOO THIRD… SUCK THIS.. HAHAHA
rachael says – reply to this

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JESSICA DONT CALL ME LATINA ALBA! I LOVE HER … NOT!
Diane McFarland says – reply to this

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She sucks. Who likes this bitch???? Go away, bitch. Go away!
dARA says – reply to this

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what the fuuck? anyways, jessica alba isn't that hot.. keira knightley's wayy hotter
jeymz says – reply to this

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quite a scene? what scene? you fat pig piece of shit perez
lucy says – reply to this

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i dont get why everyone thinks shes so pretty, ugly bitch
Diane McFarland says – reply to this

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Dara- you are so lame!! You were not third, you retard!
Meg says – reply to this

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third!!!
Lucy says – reply to this

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i dont get why everyone thinks shes so pretty, ugly bitchh
Jerr says – reply to this

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third
perezzer says – reply to this

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jess is a hypocrite!
TetterkeT says – reply to this

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Who is that ghoul on the left?
Diane McF says – reply to this

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She is burning her bridges by denying her roots. We are all just simply put creatures of our individual and collective experiences. You must embrace who you are or suffer and die.
Maria says – reply to this

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That women on the left made me laugh.. She looks just hilarious!
bethita says – reply to this

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Poor….
first2kno says – reply to this

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Violet says – reply to this

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She looks like she just came from the office
caro says – reply to this

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leave her aloneeee!!! what scene??? perez get over her!
YoMama says – reply to this

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That guy is a douche and so is Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba
craig says – reply to this

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Natalie Portman is way more beautiful and she can freeken act. Whereas Jessica's no where near as attractive…at least not anymore and her acting range/abilties are similar to that of plywood.
koch entertainment says – reply to this

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NunYa says – reply to this

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The woman on the left is saying: " People her shit does stink!"
lucy says – reply to this

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WHAT A DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!!
Monica says – reply to this

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Sorry, i must not be up to date of Jess Alba, what is with her denying her heritage….
I never heard about that…Someone fill me in please?!
over the hill jessica says – reply to this

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#23

Well I don't know if you realize this but this bitch once said that she dresses for women not for men. Hence the business suit outfit she decided to wear to fucking Hyde. Bitch Puleeze.

Get over yourself Jessica.
Monica says – reply to this

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She denied her heritage? I never heard about this, someone please fill me in!
dior says – reply to this

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She is a racist pig, "I'm NOT LATINO" god forbid. she is a stuck in the 80's skank, with her sorry little entourage. they obviously take her way more serious than anyone else. Stay out of LA if you don't want you mug snapped.skank.

p.s. love the classy friends, NOT
anj says – reply to this

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I effin hate her she is a beach! i know NO ONE likes you!!! how can you say that about your heritage bbbbbbbeeeeaaccchhh!!! LATINS rule bitch1
melanie says – reply to this

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@ #26

I sooooo agree with you. Her acting Oh my gosh…it's horrible. What I want to know is why is she still getting roles. She's so boring on screen. There are literally times where she'd be saying her lines and my eyes would start straying to the surroundings and other people around her.

She's seriously boring.
Marker says – reply to this

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Fuck Jessica Assba, who's the hired help? If I were her i'd be tapping that every night (hmm, maybe she is…I'd respect her then).
Celebrity Juicey says – reply to this

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Sienna Miller's email = s22miller(at)hotmail(dot)com
who, me? says – reply to this

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Thirthy Eight!
Bxlatina says – reply to this

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THIS BITCH IS DELUSIONAL BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON SHE SEEMS TO THINK THAT SHE IS AN A-LISTER!!!! SHE GOES ON ABOUT HOW SICK SHE IS ABOUT PEOPLE ONLY WANTING TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI AND THEN POSES FOR LIKE TEN MEN'S MAGAZINES THE NEXT MONTH !!! I HATE THIS DUMB BITCH !!! THE LATINOS DONT WANT HER TRUST ME !!!!
lalalalala says – reply to this

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umm she's like mad annoying cuz she thinks she aint latin. helloooooo where do you think that amazing body comes from, honey??
Ed says – reply to this

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I want to know who her HOT bodyguard is!!!!!
Celebuspawn says – reply to this

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SELF LOATHING BITCH !!!! LOOK IN THE MIRROR !!! YOUR SKIN IS BROWN !!! I AM SURE LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THIS BUSINESS HAVE MADE YOU AWARE OF THAT FACT EVEN THOUGH YOU TRY TO DOWNPLAY IT !!!!! LOVE YOUR BROWN SELF !!!!!!
Get over it says – reply to this

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Why don't you dumb fucks get over yourselves. If she wants to deny her fucking heritage then so the fuck what.
I mean can you blame her for wanting to. Why would she want to proudly own up to being or coming from a culture of burrito-eating, welfare-clinging lazy spics like yourselves.

So fuck the hell off.
Anonymous says – reply to this

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Two words for this bitch: SELL OUT !!!
A-nonymous says – reply to this

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Two more words for this lame bitch: CAN'T ACT!
Cynthia says – reply to this

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You ppl are retarded. She's not a self loather. And being brown has nothing to do with being Latina. Latin women come in ALL colors, dumb asses. Also Jessica's natural skin color isn't that brown. Anyone remember when she was on Dark Angel? She was a little pale, maybe olive skin pale.

She isn't 100% Latina either, or was she raised speaking Spanish. Google her ethnicity. And if I were 25% Latina that didn't know how to speak a lick of Spanish either, i'd find it a little silly for Hollywood to be calling me a "Latin bombshell actress" as well.
Get over it says – reply to this

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Oh yeah and news flash. She IS part white. It's not like she's latin only.
COCO says – reply to this

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Please stop. Leave this beautiful girl alone. She keeps a low profile, don't do drugs, no scandals, is a proffesional…etc, etc.
She NEVER SAID SHE DOESN'T LIKE BEING LATINA. She just said, she is half latina-half noriegan and that she feels she is american. She also said that her mexican grandmother will kill her if she ever denied her roots.

You are a sensitive guy (yes, he is ) and I don't understand how you praise such a syko as Angelian Jolie, which is nuts and then you crucified this girl. I don't get it! Maybe is a personal thing? They didn't want to take a picture with you or something?
Darla says – reply to this

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I've met this snob. Who in the hell does this B lister think she is? Not attractive AT ALL w/o make up. Im actually happy she dosnt consider herself a latina. Her bad attitude can stay unclassified in terms of her cultural identification. Go suck a cock bitch.
Lauren Spell says – reply to this

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I HATE WHEN YOU CALL HER THAT IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID
jossyb says – reply to this

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She is a cunt………cant you tell……..I smell the bitch from here……
Mars says – reply to this

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First of all, her fucking name is Latino….What the fuck is wrong with her…. Second, no latino wants a girl that has a long torso that looks masculant, ewww. Third, she has the body of a scranny 15yr old boy!
Alba Hater says – reply to this

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She's so fug looking at her makes my eyes throw up…. it's HILARIOUS she bitches about "how curvy" her body is and she "wishes she didn't have all those curves". WTF?!?!?! Homegirl needs a reality check! I've seen more curves on a lamp post…
IHateLindsay says – reply to this

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Two in the pink, one in the stink for Jess Alba!!
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I would SOOOOOO love to get a blumpkin from her.
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I heard she absolutely adores "backdoor action".
Agnacious says – reply to this

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I think latin women make the best maids. She should be proud. Si.
jennifer says – reply to this

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i never understood what the big deal was about that plain stupid bitch anyway. she is not pretty at all and i don't feel bad saying that since she's such a stuck up bitch. hopefully her acting career dies out soon (NOT to be followed by a "singing" career) so we don't have to see her stupid face anymore. oh, and please, about her "hot body," anyone can starve themselves.
Steve says – reply to this

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This not accepting her heritage is bullshit.You people know she did not say she is not part Latina or that she denied it. For some reason, all Latinas/Latinos think that if a person is of mixed heritage the ONLY important part of their heritage that is the Latina part and that the other hertiages' are somehow non-relivant.

She is gorgeous, avoids scandals, is not out partying all the time and drunk and is talented…Give her a fucking break.Perez is saying she is avoiding the paps??? She is walking down the street, if she was avoiding them she would be covering her face and all the people with her would be blocking thier view if she was.
sickofit says – reply to this

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I like Jessica Alba, and she hasn't denied her heritage. She simply said that she doesn't connect with Latino culture.

You Latinos are never happy. You trash Jessica for not connecting with Latino culture, and then you trash Jennifer Lopez for trying to use Latino culture to get ahead.

You guys are always bitching about something. Why aren't you just happy that more Latinas are working in Hollywood. You guys are like a ball and chain around these women. No wonder they want to get free!
Amanda says – reply to this

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Who is that scary woman to her right? It is a woman, right?
TK says – reply to this

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Who cares if she denied part of her race, that's something she has to deal with. And as far as her body..SHE LOOKS LIKE A DAMN 10 YEAR OLD KID! she was on Power 106 one day and tried to say that the costumes for Fanstastic 4 had fake muscles but that her butt wasn't stuffed or had fake muscles, that it was all hers…..B**** DOES NOT HAVE A BUTT AT ALL!! I saw pics of her in a bikini and she had two small tears drops hanging in the back!!!! She is not curvacious at all!! AND CANNOT ACT WORTH THE SHIT!!! And she's BARELY cute without makeup. And yes, I'm hating, but on facts!!!
cynic says – reply to this

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not sayin that the bitch is ugly b cuz she's not
anyone who says so is HATING
but wut has the bitch done???? why is she so important? and SINCE WHEN was she diva status. This bitch is a nobody to me lets talk about sum real actors….and by the way HONEY WAS FUCKING CORNY
Katie says – reply to this

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SHUT UP perez with the "dont call me latina". so sick of it already.
Lali says – reply to this

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maybe she does want to be snapped
you know become famous
but wait says – reply to this

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I'm part German/Swedish and I'm black but my features are much more European than hers. I don't care what people think. I just say I'm black if they ask. She doesn't look white at all but if she wants to think that way the only mistake she made was saying it. People can think what they want, as long as you don't say it they have nothing to go on but their jealousy.
AJofAZ says – reply to this

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This girl is so beautiful but obviously dont respect her heritage!! its just a shame!! P/S she can't act! Blah Blah!!
kayaG says – reply to this

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i luv it when these celebs get camera shy in front of paparrazzi laden places! Go hang out at a nowhere place if you don't wanna be seen.
D says – reply to this

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hyde was fucking crowded last night… but fun!!! Jen was running around like crazy.. i felt bad for her
Sasha says – reply to this

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Who is the hot guy in the front?
ariel says – reply to this

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seriously though who is her hot body guard?
J Taylor says – reply to this

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WAY overrated.

Cute, but she cant act very well at all.

Make your money before the moronic masses figure it out honey.
cheps says – reply to this

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@#43 - Celebuspawn: latin people are not all brown. thats just ur every day hollywood stereotype.

i wouldnt say she is latin… she might be half latin, but she is american. especially if she wasnt brought up speaking spanish or doing anything with mexico's culture.

im from argentina, im half german-austrian and half spanish. i could say im european, but in the end im argentinian, regardless my heritage. i have little connection to these countries' culture even though, by some of ur standards, i do not look latin.

btw, jlo cant speak spanish and she never gave a damn about puerto rico or other latin american countries. at least jessica alba is not facking it like jlo.
Ray says – reply to this

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negra fea!
M says – reply to this

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She is probably so sad that Mark Wahlberg dumped her.
F@ck the Biatch..!! says – reply to this

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Who cares about the dumb-ass .. And who cares if She doesnt think shes "Latina"..She's White..!!! cant you tell …!!! She could..!!
Canadian Chick says – reply to this

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Yeah she's a bitch….GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!
daisy22 says – reply to this

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Cameron Diaz doesn't consider herself Latina either.
mama-rooch says – reply to this

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Is that Lilo from "A Bronx Tale" in front of her?

She really thinks she's something…
PerezisasCulturedasHomerSimpson says – reply to this

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Dear Perez,
With logic as sharp as yours, the U.S. could completely obliterate any celebration of racial diversity. Or maybe that's what you want? Are you stupid or racist, Perez? Or both?
Jessica Alba was not raised inside the Latin community, therefore she's not claiming to be something she's not. Race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT, Perez. You cannot tell someone's race from their DNA. But you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. Try taking a sociology class, Perez.
If Alba were to flaunt being a Latina (apparently, you won't rest until she tattoos the word Latina across her forehead), it would be offensive to the Latin community.

Oh Perez. No wonder you didn't make it onto the View.
kyle says – reply to this

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She didn't want her picture taken because she was with some tragic looking people… what's up with the biotch in the magenta dress?? FUGS!
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU says – reply to this

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Guess what Jessica Alba-bitch… NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR STUPID ASS FACE ANYWAY… loser …. heritage denying whore!
wtf says – reply to this

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Jessica is not "part" white at all. She made up all that "Dutch, Norwegian, etc.." to sound exotic. She says her mom is Norwegian or something, but she's not. She may have blonde hair but that lady is Mexican as well. I grew up in Jessica's household and the mom's family speaks mostly Spanish. Even Jessica's grandmother on her mother's side can't speak English. She only know Spanish. I really don't know what point Jessica is trying to prove by claiming she's all these other ethnicities that she's not. It's really strage.
bubbles says – reply to this

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Her mother isn't Latina. You're an idiot.
Perflictionist says – reply to this

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Who cares… now the guy. Who's that? He's frickin' hot!!!!!
hrd2findjk says – reply to this

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who cares about alba whos the guy in the front of the picture hes very handsome man Please God let him be gay
Denis T says – reply to this

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LOVING the Cher impersonator leaving the trail of coke on the pavement…oh, wait, it's fairy dust and that is her Ada Madrina
emily says – reply to this

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SBE security guards are sexy!
lalane says – reply to this

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she disappoints me
ML says – reply to this

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What is she wearing? Is that a suit? I have to wear a suit to work everyday so I might end up in one at night but why would anyone who doesn't have to wear a suit to work put one on to go out? You know the girl has tons of cute clothes in that closet of hers, what is she thinking. I wouldn't want my pic taken in the ugly suit either. She it overrated. In a cute outfit she looks ok but she is by no means gorgeous.
lsk says – reply to this

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who's the hot guy?
Hot Dog Johnny says – reply to this

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MARK COTTOM JR. the next the Brad Pitt
Hot Dog Johnny says – reply to this

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And the body gaurd is Mark Cottom Jr.
cheps says – reply to this

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@#83 - wtf : even if her mother is mexican it doesnt mean that she is not of norwegian descent. maybe her maternal great grandparents arrived to mexico from norway.
thats very common with most latins
Give it a rest says – reply to this

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The calibre of people posting on this site has turned to shit now that every ignorant fucker on the street is visiting the site. Perez hates Alba because Alba hates Paris. Perez is Paris' butt monkey & will slate anyone Paris tells him to. You're all buying into it. If you wanna talk shit about someone who really is a racist (drunk-driving-drug-addicted) slut then you should be posting on Paris Hilton stories.
noname says – reply to this

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Koubiak
You are an ignorant, proletarian peasant. Stop displaying your ignorance to the public and go in seek of the love you were obviously lacking as a child.

As to Jessica Alba, it is obvious that she is carrying the self-hatred cross that her grandfather instilled in her father; thus her father has instilled in her. Jessica, you are in desperate search for the quintessential role, and yet it has eluded you. Any ideas why? Look at Eve Mendes; she seems to get great roles working with Denzel, Joaquin Phoenix, and many more. She embraces who she is: her name, languages, and essence. You will never flourish as an actress because you are not true to yourself. And it shows.
noname says – reply to this

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P.S.
No one denies that you are American. The fact that you deny the 50% of your heritage speaks volumes as to what you think of yourself and to what you think of Latinos in general. You need to read, study history, and possibly study your family history.
Honeybee says – reply to this

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Hey! I know that guy! I went to high school with him and sat on his lap once (jealous ladies?) What's up Mark!….way to represent Springfield High! xoxo
Real Southsider says – reply to this

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Fuck that sell out BITCH!!!
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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JESSICA IS OVER RATED LEMON HEAD!
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH JESSICA & LEMON HEADS CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jessicanumberone says – reply to this

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Eva Mendes=FUGLY
BEOWULF says – reply to this

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WHO THE HELL WANTS TO BE MEXICAN ANYWAY??? I'D HIDE IT TOO BEHIND EVERY OTHER NATIONALITY ON EARTH IF I COULD GET AWAY WITH IT. YOU STUPID WETBACK BEANERS ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH SUCH DUMB ASSES WHO TAKE EVERYTHING SO PERSONALLY!!! SO LEAVE HER ALONE!! THIS IS AN ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY ANYWAY YOU DUMB SHITS!!!

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Whoa! Criss Angel is NOT messing around here!

The Luxor headlining illusionist was recorded having quite the verbal altercation with Joe Monti, one of his magic producers on Wednesday, during which Angel is heard threatening to knock him out - and now he's had a police report filed against him!

Give it a listen (above)!

Furthermore, Monti later said to authorities that he recorded the meeting because Angel has a history of bullying employees!

He explains:

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Scary!

Violence is never the answer, folks!