Roseanne's Drunken Tirades: EXPOSED!

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1. Andrea says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Blah, is there anyway to get it a bit closer so we can read it easier?

2. sick says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   sick

3. Princez says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I cant read it, its all butchered up…i just saw something about her peeing her pants since she was a kid, not good ro, u need to do something about that.

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   Can't read it!

5. yo mama says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   again; whatever!

6. g says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I guarantee someone hacked her page.

7. la says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first

8. Trinity says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   omg…she's gone crazyyyyyyyyyyyy.

9. Trinity says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   she's gone insane…she seriously needs help.

10. gfhgfh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Meh, it's Rosie. Not suprising.

11. billy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yay it was me. funny to read that crap.. i still like her though. who hasn't been stupid when they're drunk?

12. perez loves poonani says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    I LOVE THIS BITCH!! SHE GOES OFFF!!!!!!!!

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    God Bless her. She is real and doensn't give a shit what people think about her. I think she is a very big breath of fresh air. Drunk or not. She is awesome.

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    she doesn't even have any blogs up I think you guys are making shit up.

15. Sal says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    jesus christ.

16. duhh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YOUR ALL IDIOTS, you need to RIGHT CLICK the picture and click VIEW, then it comes up clear

17. krista says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    doesn't seem real. and it's not entertaining.

18. Angie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Well…she's real, that's for sure!

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20. ~mia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm sure her page was hacked. Similar things have happened to friends of mine. Random bulletins….that made absolutely no sense at all.

21. Diane says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would love to buy her pee soaked pants on Ebay.

22. Diane says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Let's send her to Iraq.

23. ecksor says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Obviously her passwords got haXored. It doesn't sound like a drunken rant at all.

24. stickaforkinher says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love all of it. She's the best.

25. Brownbear says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The print looks weird, I cant read it, please fix ASAP, all I could see was that Hawaiians are Sapm eaters !!! Please fix it !!!!!!!!!

26. stickaforkinher says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love it!! She's the best.

27. Bel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I went to her bog site on myspace.com and these posts are not there. I guess she could have deleted them or either someone sent some fake BS to Perez. However, I would think that these things are verified before being posted. Guess i'll do an internet search to see whats out there.

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    HEY RO,
    If you want a decent gun, don't buy a shotgun. It sprays all those stupid pellets all around. If you are looking for a longer range gun- go with a semi automatic assault rifle. This is what i own

29. stickaforkinher says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She rocks!! I dont give a damn either.

30. MDubs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The train of thought in the posts don't make any sense… not even drunk sense. This feels like BS to me, a fake page or a hacker.

31. KDG says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Can't read it at all…..

32. Dez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

33. Smart Fellow says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i always said she is a no talent fucking c88t.
    she and rosie she be eating each other
    they are both disgusting pigs
    in fact, even pigs don't want to be with those smelly fucking
    hogs/cows

    c99t like them ruin the world for all…..straights and gays
    she should shoot herself first

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    Now if I could only READ what the pictures say…

35. D Monday says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I call BULLSHIT! These are NOT on her myspace page. Losers.

36. EgbertNobacon says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Concerned readers"? Ha ha. Yeah, if you're concerned about Roseanne's mental state, your first port of call would naturally be to alert Perez Hilton. As others have noted, if you go to Roseanne's MySpace page there are no blogs there…

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    Am not sure how valid these are as they are dated 06 August 07 (which is today) but time stamped in the PM (which is still hours away (even further away if she is in fact in Hawaii)…so if the time stamp is correct - they must have been written from the otherside of the International Date Line (where Hawaii is not)…

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    Why are these Hollywood types always hating on Bush?

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    man i wish i was her- in hawaii effing high! 'stead we're stuck in our little cubicles, beds, whatever, making her sound like she's the one getting the short end of the stick in life ..lol.. P.s Perez please please put up the image of the simpson Amy Winehouse pic that I altered pretty please perezziittto???

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    I love Roseanne.

    I still think it's funny when a fat ass calls someone else fat. Especially when said person is funnier and overall "MORE SUCCESSFUL"!

    We should all chip in and buy a double ended vibrating dildo for Perez's ass and vagina.

41. gg says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Smart pig, you're probably a fat pig yourself, eh?

42. Jujupiter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This woman is damn right!

43. Schizm says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WWW.TEAMWHITEY.COM HATES PEREZ' GAY ASS!!!
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    im positive that page got hacked and thats not her… if it is her than she is fucked up.. but i doubt it is.. the english isnt even right! and doesnt make any sense either..

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    Bitch is crazy… but I'm sure someone hacked her page. It's just… too much. The jew comments, etc. Everything. It's just too much.

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    I hope these are fake becasuse if not she is in serious trouble. And To number 40, Bel sweetheart, don't know where you are from but it is not only "Hollywood Types" who hate Bush. He is the most unpopular president in American History, and for good reason.

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    I can't even read this.

48. appearently i'm an idiot. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i like this:

    'your all idiots'

    way to know your contractions, smart guy.

49. Gringo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Fake and stupid. God you're gullible Mario.

50. johnny d says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Right-click on photo => show image

    Well, at least she admits she is getting old and peeing her pants.

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    Not a fat pig but I have suckled from that teet a time or two or three or four.

    yes, we are smarter than you.

52. Mimi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Drunk and honest. Whether it's her or not, it's hilarious. Glad to see she's a regular person.

53. rufus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ro, rocks! That was some funny shit. We should all be drunk when we blog. When's your new show start Ro!!!

54. KillaCass says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Am I the only who thinks this is funny as hell LMFAO

55. kate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bitch is craaaaazzyy!!

56. invalidreality says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    man i love roseanne
    i could totally hear her voice while reading those….haha fucking drunk people are funny as hell, no matter who they are—the older the funnier the drunk is and in roseanne's case…brav-fucking-o
    i cannot wait to see her in another sitcom if that is the case, we need people like her back on our tv's more than anyone realizes it these days

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    Impossible to read…

58. Jay Link says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Roseanne is a pal of mine. We have spoken on the phone and by email. God bless her. She is unwinding and getting drunk off he ass in Hawaii. BFD. I wish I was there joining her. Roseanne ROCKS!!!

    Take Care Rosie..

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    She's always been insane. This is news?

60. diva says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ROSEANNE'S BLOG

    August 6, 2007
    Old Ladyism
    Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old now. She is all head, like joan rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage of old ladyism, but look forward to having a huge head in the future. I have seven pigs on my farm and want to eat them! They hide in the grass and hump each other when they think I am not looking…I am getting a shotgun tomorrow, not for the piggies, but just to have, though I wonder if my past mental illnesses will make getting a gun tougher? I will shoot anyone who comes on my land, since I just put up gates that say "no trespassing… trespassers shot on sight"… I cannot wait to shoot someone if need be…right between the eyes. I am a damn good shot too! I once blew a quarter in two at one hundred feet! I need glasses these days to make sure the head wound will be fatal. I hate to see anyone suffer!

    Posted at 7:48 AM - Permalink

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    AMAZING!!!! hot!!!! this is art - the human condition.
    if you have a prob with her posts you probly have no friends or you do & they suck just as badly as you do. you know it. stay home losers & stop[ polluting the world by spewing those stinky clouds from your tiny heads…
    XOXO

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    Have a sense of humor. She's a comedian and she posted a funny while she was bombed. Big deal. Why does that indicate the need for rehab?

63. Blanche DuBouis says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Courtney does it so much better.

64. Brianna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She's just scumbag whitetrash, always was always will be.

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    Ha Haaaa Rosanne! She's funny as shit.

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    What a dumb hag- Bashing the Bush admin. and Romney- at least they aren't laying around eating spam and peeing their pants! What a slob.

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    What a ranting lunatic - another celebrity on the path to REHAB!
    I bet you can smell her urine soaked ass a mile away!

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    Isn't there a story about someone in rehab or prison you could replace with this garbage?

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    OH MY GOD I WANT TO BE HER.

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    Roseanne is awesome. I love her!

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    I thought it was pretty funny actually. I like the random drunken thoughts and comments. Roseanne Rocks!!

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    right click on view image and you can read it, I love her, always have, she's funny

73. Jane says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Too funny!! I love drunken Roseanne!!

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    Can't fucking read it

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    FAKE

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    FRANKLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE READ IN A LONG WHILE. HILARIOUS!!!

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    LOL!!! THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED TO LIFT MY SPIRITS ON A MONDAY MORNING. HILARIOUS, GOD I HOPE IT'S NOT FAKE. THANKS PEREZ.

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    All of the readers are smart enough to get to your page, BUT NOT SMART ENOUGH TO RIGHT CLICK AND 'VIEW IMAGE'. JESUS Christ, can anyone lower the quality so the page loads faster without idiots not knowing how to view the image?

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    At least she spells well while drunk. When I try to type while drunk my words come out all ahjhbelifcbi…..

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    The date is August 6th 2007 at like 8:00 that can't be possible… fake?

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    Rosanne would have to be delusional to be writing all of this nonsense. I hope someone close to her has her committed and SOON.

    For those of you that are having a difficult time trying to read the tiny print - DON'T. Click on the link to her myspace page, scroll down, and find the link that says "Rosanne World.." You will be able to read much more of her rants by going directly to the page.

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    I cant read it aaaarrrggghh

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    Seems real to me. At least she can spell and compose sentences, has anyone made sense of what Courtney Love has been writing? Roseanne is smart, even when she is loaded.

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    She was dead to me after her recent anti-gay rant on her radio show (Perez reported it.) How dare she trash gays after we made her a superstar! And her apology was obviously insincere. Rosie should've turned on her then, but instead she linked Roseanne's site on her blog. Because celebrities are always right according to Rosie, they're so put-upon don't you know. Rosie's new book coming out soon "Celebrity Detox" is all about how horrible it is to be a "put-upon", filthy-rich celeb. Now this is so sweet that Roseanne is making a fool of her.

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    this doesn't look real to me.
    maybe she was hacked?

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    this is not real TODAY IS AUG 6TH
    AND ITS NOT NIGHT TIME!!!

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    I dont know what kind of computer or windows you have, but when i right click it doesn't say anything like "view Image" dumbass. i can save the pic but thats it. how about you get a faster computer??

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    Roseanne is awesome! This is hilarious!

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    um, when i right click, it does not say anything near "view image". just to save. i dont know what kind of comp u have or windows, but maybe you should save up enough change to buy a faster computer and quit whining.

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    I thought she did a stint in rehab years ago? Sounds like she needs to go back. Once an addict always an addict.

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    yeah- it's too hard to read Perez!

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    She was an asshole fat bitch before and still an asshole fat bitch now.!!!……… She is vulgar, her voice is annoying, she is totally white trash and a ridiculous jew. She is a self proclaimed drunk, So fuck her. As all Hollywood celebrities, she is a low IQ, irrelevant piece of ass.-

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    Are you sure her MySpace account wasn't hacked? That happens all the time.

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    no msy thats real

95. Cara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She's been hacked, MySpace is notorious for that.

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    That is HILARIOUS! I love Roseanne, she can be as crazy as she wants.

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    If this is real — I love it! She's hilarious! Yay Roseanne!

98. AndyTheQuebecGuy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she s very funny….

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    still love her, always have, always will, I am watching Roseanne even as we speak.

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     Perez! I can't read it, dear…