Roseanne's Drunken Tirades: EXPOSED!

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This lady has a serious problem!

A few concerned PerezHilton.com readers have just alerted us this……

Former sitcom star Roseanne has posted a series of alarming bulletins to her "friends" on her official MySpace page.

She's drunk. In Hawaii. And out of control!

We can't believe she is posting this shizz.

This is insane!

Posted: Aug 6, 2007 at 9:32 am / Email this »

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164 comments to “Roseanne's Drunken Tirades: EXPOSED!”

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Cutelittleartist says – reply to this

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I found it amusing. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Aspen says – reply to this

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People, grow up and get a damn life! The date/time stamp is completely wrong for Hawaii time today, and has no one ever heard of MySpace profiles getting hacked?
missbeverley says – reply to this

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She is hilarious. Thank god she is not spewing some PR induced crapola , she is fresh as a daisy ! Love it!
Laurin says – reply to this

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what a freak. she's gone cray cray.
TCELL Bandit says – reply to this

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STILl way funnier than Elaine Boozler or Sarah Silverman!
NikkiVee says – reply to this

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PEREZ FIX THIS I CANT READ!!
dumbeach says – reply to this

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this is hilarious!!! i luv her!!!
Dumb people.. says – reply to this

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As I've said many times, people are pathetic and times have definitely changed. The majority of people on these posts are saying they love her? She is clearly nuts. What is wrong with you people? It's one thing to say stupid stuff when you're drunk, but this is not funny and she said her kids are asking her to stop drinking. Yeah, it's really someone to look up to, you idiots.
CJ says – reply to this

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Her site has been hacked. It says, Aug 6, 7 to 8pm on them…it's Aug 6th now, and it not even noon Hawaii time!
Lor says – reply to this

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Someone obviously hacked into her account and wrote that. If she was so drunk that she was able to write that stuff, do you think it would all be perfectly spelled and punctuated?? Come on.
Marie says – reply to this

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She gives a voice to all the panty peeing ladies out there; she should get a crown for that! Love her, love her, love her!
sv says – reply to this

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Apol-gizzing in advance, in case this went thru twice.
I simply don't understand those of you who thinks she is in trouble. She rocks! She is being intimate with her feelings, (that's whatcha do on MySpace), and of course she hates T.A. She really loved him! I dug her acting on the old sitcom, and hated her for the surgery, but that is clearly my hangup. Hollywood would go gray for her, I swear, if she did it first. Even JLo is mostly gray, lol. Gray doesn't mean what we think it does. Stop the hating; you know if you met her, or had a ticket for her act, you'd think she was the best…..
Loli says – reply to this

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She probably got hacked and/or this is totally fake. This writing reads nothing like her comedy or interviews. Besides, what person over 25 uses "cuz."
Fake says – reply to this

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I call FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
CanGirl says – reply to this

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I'm glad to see she knows Mitt Romney will be the next President!!!
ft says – reply to this

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i dont think shes in trouble at all, i think shes drunk and hilarious…
gwenfan says – reply to this

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I can read the words "banana bread" and "extra insurance". None of this seems very scandalous to me. What am I missing?
tommy says – reply to this

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i think you should post most of your personal comments like this one so we dont have to read it but i do love your jawline on your pic at the top of the page you havent had a jawline that str8t since you where 8 months old inside your mother lolol you silly
Azucar says – reply to this

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OMG..Leave her alone…. IF IT IS HER WORDS….She's having a few cocktails on the beach on F$%@#$% vacation….I'd LOVE to read your wrirtings after a few vacation cocktails… remember GLASS HOUSES..
Lana says – reply to this

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It doesn't make sense. Hawaiians are native people of Hawaii. Yes we eat spam but much of what she supposedly wrote is inaccurate. Chances are someone else wrote what she wrote because she is very intelligent though I am disappointed at some people's ignorance about the Hawaiian people. Sigh.
Awesome says – reply to this

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Roseanne is so funny.. what's wrong with what she wrote??? She's on vacation and enjoying herself… why not have a few drinks and enjoy and post a few things on her blog…
diane says – reply to this

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#17 oK, Yes I feel like an idiot. Thanks for the info, though!
Roseanne has always ranted incoherently like that. Nothing new
gentlereader says – reply to this

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Why not let us see what rosie has to say?
Jesse Madrid says – reply to this

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What the hell? This can't be Roseanne. I know some kid runs her myspace for her. Maybe they got into a fight…oh well.
pixiecandy says – reply to this

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she is the funny fucking bitch ever. what a hilarious blog. i didnt find her too funny before, but her blogs are fucking hilarious!!!
unfinishedanimal says – reply to this

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this is insane??? more like amazing…. this is funny shit…keep it coming rosie!

www.myspace.com/unfinishedanimal
JP says – reply to this

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Big fucking deal. So she's drunk and blogging. At least she's not DRIVING…hello Nicole Ritchie.
www.myspace.com/certifiedpimptress says – reply to this

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i love perez readers u cant make this shit up
BRIAN BLACK says – reply to this

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LOL..let me just say that I fuckin love Roseanne! She doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of her and she says what the hell she wants…no holds barred. I have always loves that about her. She is honest. If you don't like it then fuck off! Hollywood needs more people like her! I love you Roseanne!!!
M says – reply to this

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"Cedwic?"
JD says – reply to this

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Perez you of all people are offended by this? IT IS FUNNY SHIT! I'm using a pc in a public library reading this and I laughed….OUT LOUD. Funny stuff. She's rich and funny and she can drink and blog if she wants to. Lighten up people.
Tiffany says – reply to this

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Doens't seem real
jenny says – reply to this

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DUH! Her account was hacked. LOOK AT THE TIME AND DATE. Totally not Hawaii time. !
jenny says – reply to this

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DUH! Her account was hacked. LOOK AT THE TIME AND DATE. Totally not Hawaii or WEST COAST time.
mariposa says – reply to this

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Well, at least she does not drink, and dial, like I do . DUI, (dialing under the influence)
Canadian Chick says – reply to this

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THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING I'VE READ FROM A CELEB!!!..LOVED IT!Im not letting anyone hunt my pigs…although Pigs mean Spam..hahhah….
smubone says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER EVEN MORE NOW THAN I DID BEFORE… SHE IS SOOO FREAKIN CRAZY AND AWESOME
Roseanne says – reply to this

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Try reading my MySpace blogs with a sense of humor instead of your well-known hysteria, asshole!
la lohan says – reply to this

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Did you stupid fuckers forget she's a comedianne?
fake says – reply to this

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FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damien says – reply to this

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LOL, I read these bullitens on my myspace and thought someone had hacked into her account of something and posted these…they are hilarious…I LOVE HER! Seriously, what is safer, drinking and blogging, or drinking and driving?
Robbie says – reply to this

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OMG! this is way 2 funny. LOVE IT!
winkyslinky says – reply to this

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She likes to drink alone?, yeah and, this bitch has always been trailer trash, and no doubt as she's aged she hasn't changed, some people can't handle the lifestyle they so often crave, she's drowning her sorrows, poor poor dumb arse old lady, go away.
Prezyyy says – reply to this

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This is fake!! I love her, she's the sh*t… But look at the time's… She's in Hawaii… I guess this is why I love this site… HAHA!!
Damien says – reply to this

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Ummm, no its not fake…go to roseanneworld.com, her blog…she trashes perez hilton.
Yup. says – reply to this

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This is tame for Roseanne. No political correctness for this fearless feline. For even funnier stuff, watch her 'Blonde and Bitchin' DVD. LMAOff.
Patti says – reply to this

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Does anybody under 25 know who the F*** she is?? She's an old, has been give it up, why bother putting this on your page when we have Lindsey, Paris, Nicole to name a few.
drunk says – reply to this

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ambien and wine. what a combo!

it's her bulletins not her blog.

i think it's funny. she's just ranting away drunk off her ass on a beach.

i always write shit when i'm wasted it's funny. but the next day i'm like oh shit what did i say!
Carlos Carreto says – reply to this

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Oh, fuck you Perez. "We can’t believe she is posting this shizz.This is insane!" … I think your website is great but, there is nothing insane about getting a little drunk on Cabernet and doing something stupid that you will totally laugh about when your sober. She's not hurting anyone and she sounds totally normal. You people are just jealous your not sitting on the beach in Hawaii shit faced. Haters !!
Suzana says – reply to this

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I think it's VERY WRONG that someone would post this when it was clearly meant for people on her friends list.
I see NOTHING wrong w/it, she was on vacation and enjoying herself. Why do people have to make a big deal out of it? Like none of you have done this? Please.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS ROSEANNE IS STILL FUNNIER THAN FUCK!!! IT WAS ALL IN GOOD FUN. WHO CARES IF SHE ENJOYS HER BEER..I'D LOVE TO GET SMASHED WITH HER…AND WHO CARES IF SHE PEES HER PANTS…SHE MAKES ME PEE MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmm says – reply to this

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You go honey. I hate monkey faced bastard Bush too.
Mattio says – reply to this

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I'm sorry, I fucking LOVE HER! She is hilarious. Ok the drinking and driving, no.

But the rest, I FUCKING LOVE HER!
Right says – reply to this

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fuck this
angela says – reply to this

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you dumbassess if you cant read go to her damn website!
Stonedog says – reply to this

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She's just keepin' it real!!!

A fun read- you rock Roseanne!
Verizon hater says – reply to this

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Can't read it but went to her site - she like brainy shows like Forensic Files and the History Channel? I do not believe this one bit. She should go back to school because she is seriously stupid. We have years of proof of this and there's no reason to believe her now when she wants to be taken as smart. Ship's sailed, doofus!
xjussashx says – reply to this

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hahaaha I love this woman!
Chris says – reply to this

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Perez, you're a fucking asshole for picking on an old woman like that, have some respect for your elders…she's the shit!!!! She worked her way to where she is (Unlike PARIS who was born with a GOLDEN spoon), and not by blowing assholes like you but FIRING THEM!!! GOD!!!! At least she knows what's going on in the world. She gives two shits by giving (A LOT) to charity!!! That's right, tell me what you do for the world! Is this the best you could come up with?? Sheeeesh.
Camile says – reply to this

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How can you not love rosie?, she is the TRUTH
GHELIOS says – reply to this

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It's free speach. If it is her, she is just a nice person who doesn't care to be polite and refined but at least SHE IS REAL AND TRUE. And Myspace is also for that.
fluffy galore says – reply to this

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still love her, shes just on the drink and shes getting a bit shitty. big deal.
She is as sane as the next person, even more so… jesus, you should all record your selves when your overtired and mucking up you boring deadshits.
And perez, you talk shit when your stone cold sober.
I was gonna say when your straight, but that would be too funny…..
god bless you rosie, and yes tom and George ARE still fucked…..
Miss says – reply to this

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hahahaha…everyone has their own opinion and right to get hammered and rant and rave about anything…you dont like it…guess what…you dont have to read it. Even though it wouldnt suprise me…but if she was going to go all out I would think it would be a lot worst then pigs and pee.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Well she is full of sh*t!!!
Out
HA! HA! HA! HA!

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