The Pivert Is So High Brow

Filed under: Jeremy Piven

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Jeremy Piven stops by the newsstand in Malibu this past weekend.

The Entourage star picked up the new issue of Vanity Fair, a copy of the LA Times and made sure to hide I Like Watching Pregnant Woman Have Sex magazine in between.

Why so grumpy Piv???

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Aug 6, 2007 at 3:34 pm / Email this  »

    73 comments to “The Pivert Is So High Brow”

    1. gt says – reply to this


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      who?

    2. Kelly says – reply to this


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      xoxo

    3. www.myspace.com/certifiedpimptress says – reply to this


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      perv

    4. kate says – reply to this


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      hes so funny. 1st?

    5. bogi says – reply to this


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      first

    6. alex. says – reply to this


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      i love jeremy piven.

    7. Samanda says – reply to this


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      cheeeeeeeese.

    8. sarah says – reply to this


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      so hot, first

    9. Sani2 says – reply to this


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      They seriously have "I like watching pregnant women have sex" magazine? wow.

    10. Dallas Knight says – reply to this


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      Guessing 10th?

    11. RIZZA says – reply to this


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      ALSKDF;KASDFLASDFJLKA;SDLFAJSHDFKJASDKFJA;DJA;

    12. electric blogarella says – reply to this


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      what happened to the old ari? entourage kinda blows this season
      www.electricblogarella.com

    13. sophia says – reply to this


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      i love mary shock1

    14. Lali says – reply to this


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      bored

    15. sarah says – reply to this


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      sohot, first

    16. jimmy says – reply to this


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      second

    17. gt says – reply to this


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      NOOO WAAYYY!! IM FIRTST!!!! REAAD MY WHO COMMENT AND WEEP

    18. Christine says – reply to this


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      WOW, a pic of a guy getting a fuckin' newspaper, Now THAT's riveting news. Anyone get a pic of him takin' a dump????????? C'mon folks, where's the shit we wanna read about!!!!

    19. Ona says – reply to this


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      he looks like Chamo from I Love New York in this picture…. lmao

    20. Penny Cillin says – reply to this


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      He probably bought the copy of Vanity Fair so that he could jerk off to that black-and-white photo of Zac Efron that Perez featured a few days ago.

    21. Jerkey says – reply to this


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      Maybe because he hangs out with that gross Brandon Davis guy and that it's pretty sad that out of ALL people in Malibu to have dinner with, why Brandon and a gaggle of underage blondies making frequent trips to the bathroom? Seriously - couldn't he hang out with ANYONE more dignified?

    22. Clover says – reply to this


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      so
      what makes him such a pervert?
      now that, i'd like to know
      xoxoxox
      clover

    23. ashley says – reply to this


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      YUM…. he's SO hot!!

    24. Whoopy-dam*-do says – reply to this


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      So, who cares!? Oh, dam*…I must since I have taken the time to comment. Come on, Perez, baby…give us some good news today. This is lame.

    25. madmike says – reply to this


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      is that dracula? my god when did he last see daylight.
      hey piv - thanks for the cruise last month at the mart.
      u made my day.

    26. Victoria True says – reply to this


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      To Koubiak:

      Are you the asshole in the video? Perez is just standing up for what he is doing… and he's right. How is what Perez Hilton doing different from ANY OTHER gossip column or blog? You're a fucken asshole Koubiak. SHUT THE FUCK UP! As Perez would put it!! =D

    27. truth says – reply to this


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      GAY GAY GAY

    28. yum-O says – reply to this


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      why is he a perv? now, me….i'd lick his fucking balls anytime (for starters).

    29. daddy Piven says – reply to this


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      Eff Off Perez, Piv is hot. I'd mount him till the next day. Ari Gold Rules!

    30. daddy Piven says – reply to this


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      Eff Off Perez, Piv is hot. I'd mount him till the next day. Ari Gold Rules and he's got a hot, little body going on!

    31. Daddy Piven says – reply to this


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      Eff Off Perez, Piv is hot. I'd mount him till the next morning. Ari Gold Rules and he's got a hot, little body going on!

    32. god i love that sexy bitch says – reply to this


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      i don't care. watch on perezhilton.com

      "piv dates 18 year old broke ass girl"

      that'd be me.

    33. Moi says – reply to this


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      jeremy piven is hot beyond words
      i hope hes like ari gold in real life
      the bad ass attitude is also hot beyond words

    34. Kat says – reply to this


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      I HATE THIS PRICK!!!!!

      ALSO, I GOT HBO JUST TO SEE THAT PIECE OF SHIT SHOW ENTOURAGE, WHAT A WASTE. GEE, A SHOW ABOUT YOUNG, RICH, ARROGANT ASSHOLES NOT WORKING FOR LOADS OF MONEY. JESUS, THIS CRAP MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF OF A FUCKING BRIDGE. WITH NO MORE ROME OR SOPRANOS HBO SUX.

    35. Angie says – reply to this


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      I LOVE ARI GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    36. god i love that sexy bitch says – reply to this


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      to # 38 kat:

      "THIS CRAP MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF OF A FUCKING BRIDGE"
      I'm guessing you keep watching it although you're feeling suicidal after each episode? I love it. Maybe you're just wanting to experience that feeling of hollywood and its glamour…

      it's ok to want it. i do too. piven's character, gold and vinny chase are the best. actually, turtle and johnny and E are great too. Entourage is just amazing.

      but you said you got hbo JUST to watch this show? then how'd you watch rome and the sopranos. you make no sense.

    37. No...Just NO says – reply to this


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      Oh he's probably grumpy 'cuz he caught a glimpse of himself in a store window and is now suffering from the "What Was I Thinking" blues. I love Jeremy Piven. LOVE HIM…don't like the ensemble. ….and he should rethink the shades too.

    38. Finally says – reply to this


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      he is a pig

    39. loveuperez says – reply to this


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      I love him! He's funny as hell in Entourage!

    40. sal says – reply to this


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      i love his work
      Entourage is fucking great!
      He is hot
      I guess you put him on here cos he is a star!
      You should have more people like Jeremy with massive acting talent on here
      Piven kicks ass!

    41. Perez's Puta says – reply to this


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      TRUST ME

    42. lalane says – reply to this


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      he's so hot!

    43. Perez's Puta says – reply to this


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      TRUST ME when I tell you that no straight man on planet earth would be seen alive buying a copy of Vanity Fair! Gay, Gay, Gay! I agree with Perez on this one. You go, Jeremy! Gurl, you need to come out and swing it! Dayum!

    44. knowsthetruth says – reply to this


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      How many of you would still think Piv is so hot if you realized he was sporting' a big ol' TOUPE' under that hat? Dude has the WORST hairpiece in Hollywood (well, next to Nic Cage, anyway).

    45. Mia says – reply to this


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      I LOVE JP! He is funny as hell. I love when he plays a gay guy–hilarious. His voice is sooo sexy, and his delivery when acting–perfect timing. He's HOTT!!!

    46. knowsthetruth says – reply to this


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      How many of you would still think Piv is so hot if you realized he was sporting' a big ol' TOUPEE' under that hat? Dude has the WORST hairpiece in Hollywood (well, next to Nic Cage, anyway).

    47. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      I SERIOUSLY HEARD HE IS A DICKHEAD!!! but i live in OC, so whatever???

    48. lala bush says – reply to this


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      Jeremy Piven is hot. I'd take his AriGold for a helluva ride.

    49. erin says – reply to this


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      I don't care what kind of porn he likes…he is hot as hell

    50. jbintokyo says – reply to this


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      He's so talented.

    51. fagilicious says – reply to this


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      skank-a-dank-dank

    52. fagilicious says – reply to this


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      He's a skank-a-dank-dank

    53. Craig says – reply to this


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      He's pissed because he got caught wearing that hat. What a douche. When is he going to come out? helladouche.blogspot.com Part Satire, Part Mindless Humor, Totally Awesome. It's hilarious.

    54. dwo says – reply to this


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      he's so hawt!!!!

    55. Cristina says – reply to this


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      I LOVE JEREMY!! HE IS SMOKIN'!!!!!!!!!!

    56. Robbie says – reply to this


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      What is this guy famous for again?

    57. HUH?? says – reply to this


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      Someone explain to me why Perez thinks he is a perv…is there something about him that I should know about because I love him….he's awesome as Ari Gold.

    58. shaniquanaynay says – reply to this


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      I love Jeremy Piven. It is no big secret about his hair. Duh! I have loved his rapport with John Cusak. I am sorry to hear that they aren't very good friends anymore. Because I heard the Pivens' ego is ginormous. Too bad. I'd still ride him hard and put him away wet

    59. Darcy says – reply to this


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      Jeremy Piven in "Chasing Liberty" = pure magic

    60. marble grapes says – reply to this


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      Hey Piven should have replaced Bob Barker instead of Drew Carey. Drew Carey is the nice guy while the Piv would be the ultimate anti-christ or wolf in sheep's clothing game show host.

    61. Scott Baio is 45 and fugly says – reply to this


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      #63 - Thank you for making me laugh… I'm still laughing…. good shit

    62. jb says – reply to this


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      He sucks!

    63. Ed says – reply to this


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      I want Jeremy to bend me over, snot a line off my back and fuck me like a pig all night long!

      In this picture, I bet he just finished fucking 3 girls and told them to get the fuck out by the time he got back from buying the newpaper.

    64. Kiki says – reply to this


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      This guy is not only a douche, he has douche written all over him. He pretends that he's hot, yet he looks like a monkey and has no talent… His show is just plain bad and I know for a fact that he hooks up with peoples girlfriends and is a big fan of the public bathroom if you know what I mean. Monkey. Loser. Nasty. Gross. Go away.

    65. ck says – reply to this


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      What happened to this site? It really sucks now.BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

    66. kymama says – reply to this


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      Christ…I just came.

    67. Love HIM says – reply to this


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      Damn, I love this guy…he is probably one of the funniest actors in WhoryWood today!

    68. tim says – reply to this


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      It's WOMEN, not WOMAN. This is like the tenth time you've done this.

      Proofreading might help, bitch!!

    69. kassandra says – reply to this


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      Jeremy Piven has gotten a REAL BIG HEAD.. I used to like him, now he is all phoney and has become a jerk. Get a little fame and they act like their shit doesn't stink . Why waste good film or waste internet time to take this schmucks picture? Please show us some real TALENTED STAR'S. OOPS forgot myself, Hollywood does not have any real talent, only idiots that make ass's of themselves.

    70. Lolitabunny says – reply to this


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      he is soooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    71. Malinda says – reply to this


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      I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jeremy Piven. Can't wait for one of his sex tapes to surface!!!! Yum!

    72. samantha says – reply to this


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      I LoVe Jeremy….he so sexy!

    73. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Marie Antoinette & Piv alot in common/ 2 Big Queens with Wigs on. Guillotine!!!!