Blame It On The Intern
Roseanne has just posted the following on her official website, trying to explain her drunken MySpace rants.
We're not quite believing her "excuse."
Are U????

P.S. We'd love a Roseane sex tape!

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Roseanne has just posted the following on her official website, trying to explain her drunken MySpace rants.
We're not quite believing her "excuse."
Are U????

P.S. We'd love a Roseane sex tape!
first
EWWWH?
Mmmm Hmmm.
The movie was FANTASTIC…they DESERVE OSCAR NOMINATIONS. Jennifer’s
BEST work to date. I live in Aventura Florida which is a predominatly
caucasian community and it was quite packed on a August 6th Monday
night. When it was over EVERYONE got up and CLAPPED!!!! That’s how
AMAZING AND EMOTIONAL this movie is. I AM PROUD OF JENNIFER
LOPEZ…PROUD OF MARC ANTHONY AND PROUD TO BE PUERTO RICAN. Everybody
else is simply jealous of two successful powerful growing Puerto Rican
influences. Together they are a TRUE POWERHOUSE and deserve more
respect than what those bashing critics give them. If the Latin
community LEARNED how to support each other better instead of tear
each other down every chance that someone rises, life in America
would be much better and much more opportunity and respect would be
shared by all. BUT the ignorance that comes from hating or jealousy
is such a way of life for so many "latinos" that it clouds their
ability to see there is a better way to live and you start by
supporting your people not by putting them down.
fourth!
I doubted it was really her when she mentioned Tom, it's been SooOoO long for her to rehash that mess now.
#4 lost much?
Roseanne?
Sex tape?
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Hasn't this cow had her hide tanned yet?
yeah too bad this has nothing to do with jlo and her skeleton
O Hell NO..she was drunkkkkkk perra drunk too
#4
if u are so proud to be a Puertorrican then why u don't live in the island?
JHO and Coke Head Sucked big time… Period !!!
The movie was FANTASTIC…they DESERVE OSCAR NOMINATIONS. Jennifer’s BEST work to date. I live in Aventura Florida which is a predominantly Caucasian community and it was quite packed on a August 6th Monday night. When it was over EVERYONE got up and CLAPPED!!!! That’s how
AMAZING AND EMOTIONAL this movie is. I AM PROUD OF JENNIFER
LOPEZ…PROUD OF MARC ANTHONY AND PROUD TO BE PUERTO RICAN. Everybody
else is simply jealous of two successful powerful growing Puerto Rican influences. Together they are a TRUE POWERHOUSE and deserve more respect than what those bashing critics give them. If the Latin community LEARNED how to support each other better instead of tear each other down every chance that someone rises, life in America would be much better and much more opportunity and respect would be shared by all. BUT the ignorance that comes from hating or jealousy is such a way of life for so many "latinos" that it clouds their ability to see there is a better way to live and you start by supporting your people not by putting them down or their work down. The truth depends on everyones own perspective of life. Everyone lives a different truth according to the circumstances of their life and their life situation. This movie was being narrarated by PUCCHI…Hector Lavoes Wife's PERSPECTIVE. If Hector Lavoe or Willie Colon would have narrarated the story I am sure we would have had a VERY different movie. In any case it is SUPERB! I applaud J.Lo and Marc Anthony and I have a newfound respect for both.
lolololol
Everyone has there opinion of this movie. And it is sad that if one doesn't agree that it was good,fantantic. out of there world movie then your considered a hater of the Puerto Ricans
Roseanne made a sex tape? Is she out of ipecac?
Who was in the movie El Cantante and I DON'T AGREE or RESPECT His Opinion AT ALL…just because the truth was told from someone elses Eyes!!!
See i do live in Puerto Rico. thats why i say everyone has an opinion of the movie. mines is they lack respect.
Jennifer n Marc live here. Are You Kidding. At the Ritz Carlton with Ocean view only, Thats girl doesnt walk around here. R=They are only here if they need to promote something.
anyways
See i do live in Puerto Rico. thats why i say everyone has an opinion of the movie. mines is they lack respect.
Jennifer n Marc live here. Are You Kidding. At the Ritz Carlton with Ocean view only, Thats girl doesnt walk around here They are only here if they need to promote something.
anyways
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!
ANDY YOU STUPID INSIDER PRICK…what makes you think I don't live in Puerto Rico…just because YOU can see my email address…I was born there asshole.
LOL
jennifer is a good actress i'll defentilly see this movie!
#20 Maya
Well I live in Puerto Rico!
And if you really live here, u will know that the 85% of Puerto Ricans hate that couple! just go to www.endi.com wish is Full of El Cantante Negative Reviews & News and read all the comments… Still Maya I wish you all the best in the World…
Is Roseanne is the subject here!!! How el cantante got here???Well, is sad that after all this old musicians got a piece of that movie$$$$$ Now they are complaining, That is bs J aeniffer and Marc spent a lot of time and $$$ to bring that to the wide screen. No appreciation at all, Well my aunt went to see the movie in NYC and she cried. It was an era that that was lived by a lot of people . and unless you lived that time ,or fell the movie you will not understand. The peopke critizing the movie got paid for research and opinions, The Haters are jusst jealous
Trish #9…No shit this has nothing to do with Jennifer and Mark or the movie El Cantante. But I got your ass remarking don't I?
I dont care for them because how they act when they are here, Like we owe them something, they wont talk to the press unless they are totally kissing thier asses, they wont talk about how Marc dump Dayanara and married jennifer 4 days later. and why like someone who is only puertorican when it suits them.?
Andy #23
I happen to know what I hear on the island. However, the movie is GREAT and that has nothing to do with critics who are just opinionated narcissistic assholes that believe people really listen to them. Yes, I am from Aguada Puerto Rico and where I come from half of my family loves the couple and half of them don't what does that have to do with the fact that the Movie is Great?
Hey Andy Small Dick where you get your survey from????????? now you when down 80% You are full of BS little Dick
Aguada, Carolina over here, yanno by the airport real close to the Ritz Carlton Where Marc and J-lo stay..and they dont leave the condado area.
Hey Carolina, Aguada over here…guess what? when I go to El Condado Area I don't leave it either! It's a Great Area and I have stayed at the Ritz as well. It doesn't mean I don't love my people.
Hahahah, yeah fucking right.
uhh i think you all might be a little confused….does the roseanne sex tape involve a PR gang bang or something? what the hell does el cantanatantantetantaneee have to do w/this?
#28 skyline
who are you? this is a conversation w maya and me get the fuck out… you dumb ass…
Dejen la mierda, ustedes son unos Pretenciosos come mierdas and kiss asses!Por favor comportense con dignidad y orgullo assholes
Hey Andy Small Dick are you still surveying the Island???? Ignorant fucker
Roseanne sex tape? Ah, let's not say we did and let's not think about that again. Visual out of my head - visual out of my head - visual out of my head………..
ay virgen el sabes espanol le tengo miedo..hahah NOPE..I think Jennifer sucks and Marc he can sing and act..but the guy look like he dying from drugs himself. La Jennifer ahora esa me puedes lambar mi culo..
#34 - skyline says:
Dejen la mierda, ustedes son unos Pretenciosos come mierdas and kiss asses!Por favor comportense con dignidad y orgullo assholes
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Isn't this an oxymoron.? telling us to behave and then you calls us names
Where I can see the sex tape??? I love boobs!!!!!!!!!!
More like oxycontin ass
well whateva don't be that.cuz you look like an ass telling us to be proud when you calling me names dipshit. where's your pride at!! Just bcause I dont like Jennifer hopez and Skeltor I gotta be a asshole? I think they did Hector Lavoe a great Injustic with thier movie..If you dont afree u can lick my choca con quik.? with orgullo
Hey this geting to personal,I am very sorry to offend tha Dick Head, and if you want me to do you , First I am a nun, and I do not want to get genital herpes from YOU
whoa, what a bunch of kiddos quarreling.. its getting ridiculous here.
like u got from yo mama..?
Perez you must get the tape!
the thought of rosanne in a sex tape makes me want to throw up in my mouth.
ROSEANNE SEX TAPE!!!!!!!!!!! She wouldn't even get one cent for it, she's not even funny!
No.. no.. we wouldnt love a roseanne sex tape.. thats nasty!
Yeah and throwing up in your mouth is like a hot fudge sundae compared to the presence of this Roseanne trash bag.
That was f*cking hilarious!!!! Come on now ,if she wants to let the world know about her incontinence then at least its funny.more power to her and her gray haired, red wine loving self.p.s. tom arnold sucks i have to agree.
I'm not buying her intern story. Only a drunk person would bring up Tom Arnold
why make an excuse or apologize? it was fucking hysterical… c'mon roseanne don't get all "PC" on our asses…
Perez this post for some reason has attracted all your ..er… relatives? and they're wrangling about some inside family drama, some are even talking native? - please escort them out? I think they're lost-the Alba post in on the next page.
What idiot would believe she wrote ANY of those things about herself?? You're all so gullable. "Perez Hilton said she wrote it .. IT MUST BE TRUE!!"
i love you perez, but come on, can't you see she is fucking with you. I'm sorry her drunken posts were funny as hell. I think you are starting to take yourself too seriously.
Ummm, who cares
OMG
GRANNIES GONE WILD!!
Offensive?!??!!?!?!? Rosanne's rant made my day. That shit was funny as hell.
I believe her. The writing on the MySpace blog was nothing like the writing on her official blog. I don't mean just drunken BS content either, I mean language, sentence structure, etc. Some things don't change with drugs, alcohol, etc. the language a person uses to communicate is one of those things.
Hey #4, can you read? This post isn't about JHo and the Corpse.
The movie is being panned b/c Jennifer, be the narcissist that she is, made the film all about her. Even the people who consulted on the film and worked with Hector Lavoe said they completely missed the point on what that film was supposed to be about. Even Roger Ebert (who is a fan of Jennifer's) said the movie was bad.
Anyone who knows anything about acting (the film reviewers) basically said Jennifer is one note. She gave the character of Puchi NO RANGE at all, compeletely OVER ACTED like "mommy dearest". You never believe her character and are always aware that you're watching Jennifer. She's a crappy actress that has manipulated a bunch of Puerto Ricans who are SO DESPERATE to see one of their own succeed.
okay, fess up, perez! you got it and you're watchin' that shiz right now!;)
I believe her - only becuz I read her Blog and although she has a MySpace account, I've never read anything there. [Which I found kinda dumb - why have a MySpace Blog if you're not gonna post? Oh yeah, that's right, it's a great place to get celebrihacked!]. I think she's tell the truth when she says she dosen't post there, but only at RosanneWorld.
Who is the crazier bitch
Roseanne, or Rosie ??
Who's the fatter bitch ??
Who's the nastier fat bitch ???
I doubted she would do this. It was either a hacker or a staffer as she said.
Exactly… what that person wrote did not seem anything like her and how she writes on her other blog.
Plus she's intelligent.
It's still troublesome though that some people (which she claims was an intern) doesn't know who Hawaiians are.
Shows their ignorance and racism against the Hawaiian people which is uncool.
We already saw her getting on with hottie Dr. from Nip/Tuck. EEEK, I'm still scarred. PLEASE PEREZ, DON'T EVER SHOW US HER SEX TAPE..haha.
xoxo, Spliff
EDIT:
I am dumb, and I thought were speaking of Rosie..I don't know why. ANYwho, sorry about that.
xoxo, Tiff
lil stupid perez.. she's having a laugh bout U
Perez knows who took it, but you said the intern took it - doh! When you're going to lie at least don't forget what you've said in the same paragraph.
Bitch is so lucky she made her dough on that sitcom because everything else she touches dies. Remember that lame sketch show and her awful talk show? And those stupid kid DVDs, I can't believe what ginormous failure she brings on her projects. Reason? She's really really really dumb. Look at how she writes, it's barely English. She probably can't even read. And she has all those kids who will also be uneducated idiots. Jees I need a drink.
I do NOT want to see 2 fat pigs rolling under a blanket….ick
Are you effin kidding me? That is worse than Screech's sex tape. Ugh!