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Nobody gives face quite like John Mayer!

The rocker "feels" it during his concert in Atlanta on Sunday. He looks like he's cumming and taking a shit.

It feels so good!

    Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 5:11 am / Email this  »
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    57 comments to “It's An Art Form”

    1. dilajt says – reply to this


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      1st

    2. j j says – reply to this


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      wOOp

    3. angela says – reply to this


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      first i think

    4. dilajt says – reply to this


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      To John Mayer, from an honest person:

      May I suggest extensive facial aesthetic surgery?

    5. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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      thats cute i want his job.

    6. j says – reply to this


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      1st bitches

    7. Rainer says – reply to this


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      aw i like the meyer.

    8. I hate her says – reply to this


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      ur right! forst

    9. lgyifyl says – reply to this


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      c==3

    10. heatherrr says – reply to this


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      perez you took the words right out of my mouth. i

    11. ryanbobyan says – reply to this


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      oh perez the cock's on the wrong side, check out its shadow on his tshirt

    12. Saba says – reply to this


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      You have a one-track mind. (Dicks and cum) And for that reason, this site is getting really boring.

    13. Fagilicious says – reply to this


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      hate teh mayer

    14. Matt Tinney says – reply to this


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      It looks like there's a shadow of a cock on his chest.

    15. What a bunch of losers says – reply to this


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      #14, yeah, that's the microphone's shadow, you dweeb. People here must not be getting any, if all they think about is cocks and cum all day.

    16. Vivian says – reply to this


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      Actuall, this isnt even one of the bad faces he makes. He's hot, I'd sit on it!

    17. O'Really? says – reply to this


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      John's been working out or something. He's sexy as hell lately.

    18. gibz81 says – reply to this


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      So phallic the shadow on his shirt!

    19. Heather says – reply to this


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      I went to a concert recently and was too far away to see his face very well, but on the jumbotron they didn't show his face much. Only showed his guitar while he was playing and making his silly faces, which seemed like it was on purpose during the craziest facial contortions.

    20. mrsjohnmayer says – reply to this


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      perez, why don't you just TELL john you have a man crush on him already and cut teh flirtatious insults regarding his sexy singing faces.

    21. jeannine says – reply to this


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      i suppose jessica simpson is a good match for him because she makes retarded faces when she sings also. usually looks like she's gonna blow the microphone.

    22. toby says – reply to this


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      Oh stop posting about this arrogant untalented idiot, you're giving him exactly what he wanted from the Simpson stunt. Urgh.

    23. bulldogi says – reply to this


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      that's why him and jessica broke up. the 2 weirdest mouths in the busines.

    24. Atlantan says – reply to this


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      Seriously, can't this guy afford a new guiutar? Using a beat up one is SO pretentious. Is he a "man of the people" or something? "Poor like you"? WTF??? It DOESN'T sound better like he says. It's a beat up POS Strat with shitty sound after he (probably puposely) tore it up.

    25. WEEWEE says – reply to this


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      oh pezzers, everytime i read your posts on John Mayers i laugh so much I wet my pants!

    26. CLOWNPOOP says – reply to this


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      hee, hee, the more he tries to be serious, intelligent and deep, all you have to do is flick your fingernail and it lands him back into the clown poop basket! Cackle!

    27. MAKEMYDAY says – reply to this


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      How about some more news on that loser Pete Doherty and approaching 40 fast Kate. These two floozies always make my day!

    28. SCROOGEMCDUCKES says – reply to this


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      pezzers, i think we need a separated at birth for tightwad candy spelling. any old scrooge pics lying around?

    29. Jade says – reply to this


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      Perez, you just aren't used to people that actually sing live.

    30. jbjb says – reply to this


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      what's the shadow on his shirt?

    31. Meg says – reply to this


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      Well he might make funny faces…but I still think he is HOT! And I went to the concert in Atlanta and it was AMAZING…so who cares what faces he has to make…

    32. Van says – reply to this


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      You wish perez, you wish……

    33. mellsbells says – reply to this


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      Saw him the previous night, he was incredible. Sooooooooooo talented, much better LIVE than any of his albums suggest. Oh, and quite hot also.

    34. GRANNYLUST says – reply to this


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      all the old grannies like him :)

    35. HECANRAISETHEDEAD says – reply to this


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      yes, if he keeps up those funny faces, all those old folks from resident evil gonna be chasing him with their walking sticks!

    36. Agnacious says – reply to this


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      You people sure make weird faces when you shit.

    37. bbrown says – reply to this


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      You idiot…I was at the concert Sunday and he changed guitars with almost every song!

    38. Faces says – reply to this


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      I love John Mayer, but his faces are hysterical to watch when he's playing live!! lol He gets so into the music

    39. Ahem. says – reply to this


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      He's so hot, he could cum and shit on me anytime. Well, maybe not shit. But cum, sure.

    40. jcmfan says – reply to this


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      John is a gifted artist and his music will endure a lifetime!

    41. jas.philadelphia says – reply to this


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      I went to his show in camden on july 20th and they had the jumbotron they showed face alot during that show and they faces he mad weren't that bad even when he did solos..if you just listen to the music he's playing the faces don't really matter anymore

    42. popcorn says – reply to this


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      SHUT UP

      everyone looks wierd when they sing

    43. jlapsss says – reply to this


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      sexy. just sexy.
      im so happy people are commenting on his wonderful soulful music. the man has a gift… and a gorgeous face.

      ps perez… you must take some very painful shits

    44. jjs says – reply to this


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      What is up with his hair? He always looks like that dirty kid in elemenary school that no one wanted to sit by.

    45. lol says – reply to this


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      If he could actually ding he might not be too bad BUT anyone can whisper through a song.

      No talent !!!

    46. lol says – reply to this


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      If he could actually sing rather:)

    47. Jackelyn says – reply to this


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      I met John Mayer and attended his concert in atlanta, his amazing performance makes up for the silly faces! He is so talented!

    48. Trevor says – reply to this


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      Perez Hilton is jealous!

    49. El$* says – reply to this


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      he made those faces when we fuked too i thought it was hot!

    50. SDR says – reply to this


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      Perez!!! Don't listen to the jealous haters! Keep the posts on John Mayer coming. John, you can make those faces on top of me, under me, behind me all day and all night long!! I'll wear you out! So SEXY!!!

    51. What the hell says – reply to this


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      I was at this show to. It rocked.

    52. Nesta says – reply to this


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      Perez, you look like a oompa loompa taking acid in your pics, so get over it! John Mayer is a talented artist. All you can do is draw nasty pics on peoples pics. Oh well, even if I can't stand you half the time, I like the site.

    53. lala says – reply to this


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      i love john mayer! as a musician myself i can tell you he is a very passionate guitarrist!

    54. Whit says – reply to this


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      I was at this show! It was pretty much AMAZING… except for the fat ass and his shiteous daughter that called security on my friends and I. But w.e I love John Mayer and his faces

    55. titfuck says – reply to this


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      I'd titfuck the mic too if my hands were busy. And just because someone's got a God-given talent doesn't make their music listenable or entertaining or beautiful. Doesn't make me remotely interested in buying their CDs or even stealing mp3s of theirs. I have far more things to do with my four-minute blocks of time than that. Which reminds me, I have to change the kitty litter box.

    56. matti says – reply to this


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      [b]wtf dude[/b]

    57. Sara May says – reply to this


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      His funny faces are one of his trademarks! If he didn't make funny faces he wouldn't be Johnny boy