Luckiest Man Ever

Filed under: Anglophilia > Pete Doherty > Drugs

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That is the face of someone kissed by the angels!

Pete Doherty walked away from a London court today a free man. The junky 4 life left a drug sentencing hearing with just a stern warning.

“What I have in mind is to adjourn the matter for four weeks to assess his motivation," says the judge. "What I have in mind is a community order or prison. If he does not show his motivation it’s prison, as simple as that."

It's prison!

This douche has been given way too many chances!

Not only did he leave his most recent stint in rehab early, but he has tested positive for drugs in the past few days, it was revealed in court on Tuesday.

Watch out jail, here comes Doperty!

Do as much drugs as you can these next four weeks, Petey. Cuz you're going to be locked up come September!

    Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 9:21 am / Email this  »

    58 comments to “Luckiest Man Ever”

    1. yAY says – reply to this


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      SLOOOOOOW DAY TODAY. FIRST.

    2. GentleTip.com says – reply to this


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      "….way too many chances!"
      So true.

    3. sooni says – reply to this


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      first

    4. Montana says – reply to this


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      Why isn't this man dead yet? Pete and Keith Richards in a celebrity death match with 10 pounds of heroin!

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    6. erika says – reply to this


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      he has a serious problem and i feel sorry for him

    7. marie says – reply to this


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      if he was not a drug addict and was hygienic he would be such a cutie!!

    8. erika says – reply to this


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      he has a serious problem… i feel bad for him

    9. baby in a corner says – reply to this


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      what is the point of writing 'first'- no one else wants to read that! pete doherty deserved a kick up the a- hole!!

    10. Hannah says – reply to this


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      Shame. He was so talented in The Libertines. =[

    11. TN says – reply to this


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      What is wrong with their justice system? Does he have to kill someone in order to prove he is a treat to society or himself?

      That is FUCKED up.

    12. davesgotthegun.blogspot.com says – reply to this


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      stop talking about this douche
      davesgotthegun.blogspot.com

    13. JossyB says – reply to this


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      OMFG……….cant this freak wash his hands………he must never shower…..what does he do to get so dirty…….is he attempting to dig a secret hole all the way to his drug dealers home…….HE IS A RETARD

    14. ally k says – reply to this


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      luckiest man ever? are you kidding me? his luck is gonna run out really soon as in he will be dead very shortly

    15. kindness says – reply to this


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      I think Pete is a babe, and interesting- unlike all the boring robot people out there. It is his choice to do drugs, he should not be violently punished for this! I wish for him that he remains free and well and reunites with Kate. Perez, please stop wishing ill will on other people. Try to wish people WELL!

    16. eleriiii :D says – reply to this


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      i agree with 'kindness'. bt i dnt thin khe shud get back with kate :)
      and hes a hottie :D
      xxx

    17. pessimism says – reply to this


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      THE WARNINGS ARE NOT HELPING HIM GET SOBER.
      JAIL MIGHT SCARE HIM STRAIGHT - NOTHING ELSE WORKS, HE'S TRIED IT ALL: REHABS, PILLS, ASIAN WATER THERAPY, EVEN THOSE STOMACHE DEVICES.

      HE WILL BE DEAD BY 2008.

    18. chloe parker says – reply to this


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      And people say the police in Hollywood are too leniant!!!!

    19. a nutshell of a rant says – reply to this


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      Yes, because sending him to jail overrun by drugs would really help him out.

      British prisons are too overcrowded. The people who are sent there are violent, dangerous people - not just messed up junkie rock stars. They don't have the space to be sending junkies to jail. If the authorities have a choice, if the person's not a dangerous threat, they won't send them there.

      He is trying. It's not that easy to be an addict and then wake up one day and say 'ok no more drugs', the key word is ADDICT. And he didn't leave rehab early, he stayed there for the time he was supposed to.

      Equally, the number of kids who look up to & idolise Peter, the idea of being sent to jail would only become part of the rock n roll image.. the last thing the authorities want is going to jail becoming glamorised or cool in any sense.

    20. pete's girlfriend says – reply to this


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      never lock him up, he needs to be out to carry on making great music.

    21. Brianna says – reply to this


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      You can still get plenty of drugs in jail. Don't worry, Pete.

    22. yerp says – reply to this


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      Sick looking, dead man walking. I think the authorities just want him to do his last dose and get buried.

    23. INEEDMORECHANCES says – reply to this


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      hee, hee, he hasnt had enough chances. He needs a lot more chances. Some people need (a lot) more chances than others and he is one of those. Save jail for the best, when you can get drugs in a shovel! All sorts or varieties that they shovel through that slot in the door, and you can choose whatever you fancy. Seriously Pete, dont go to jail. You're just about the best read on the Internet (besides your famously Pezzers).

    24. TN is right says – reply to this


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      that is the thing i do not understand in drug-politics: these people normally hurt themselves.. so why punish them therefor? as long as he does not steal, murder whatsoever it's his own problem.

      yeah, i do like him, yes, i do know people who were heroinaddicts for 20 years - they're still alive and clean, but not because a rehab, because they were needed. you can't force anybody to be happy - that's the problem.

    25. fucksuck says – reply to this


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      who cares about this douche bag, stop writing about him, he sucks and no one gives a fuck about him, he could OD and we would be happy

    26. Whoreanus says – reply to this


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      4 weeks left to OD.

    27. jennzz says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwww this guy is so so so ugly,, gross,,,, ewww,, women would have sex with him?? man how weird the world works,,and models at that,,
      that must mean,, models go blind from starving and their noses stop working cuz u can tell he stinks ,, it's showing up on the photos,, he looks like stink,,
      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
      his fingernails are always dirty,, and oddly enough he is not a man that does manual labor for a living,, so hmmmmmmmmm why so dirty?? acccccccck!!!

    28. Ooba Gooba says – reply to this


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      They aren't going to do a thing to this scumbag. Every time, they just tap him on the wrist and let him go. This time will be no different.

    29. hello_breakfast says – reply to this


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      Just looking at him makes we want to scrub my skin until it bleeds. GROSS! There isn't even a word for how nasty he is.

      Oh, and to the idiots that say he's only hurting himself…..keep in mind that people on drugs turn into total assholes (Lindsay Lohan, anyone). The drugs fuck up their judgment and they do crazy shit. Man, I think "justice" system in the U.K. is even more messed up than ours.

    30. Kitty says – reply to this


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      Are you kdding? There's more drugs in prison than out, the dickhead will be in seventh heaven.

    31. Princess Cut Diamonds says – reply to this


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      Why isn't this guy in jail yet??? How many chances does he get? And isn't there a judge out there without a lobotomy that will say, "LOCK HIM UP!" As for that death match with Pete and Keith Richards and 10 pounds of heroin? Keith would totally tear that shit up - Pete's just a whipper snapper compared to Keith!

    32. Texas Gal says – reply to this


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      He has got to have some of the most gross dirty hands I've seen. He looks like a troll & I bet he smells sour!

    33. luckyman1 says – reply to this


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      your all fuckin CUNTS for sayin shit about doherty. sure he has an addiction, but that doesnt make him a bad person. and the only reason he is in the celeb news and the tabloids (thats newspapers to all you thick american cunts) is because they put him in them. he doesnt wanna be there. stone me. and have any of you ever sat down and listened to a fuckin song?! before you accuse someone of bein talentless, you better look at your own fuckin lives. i know all about the fuckin LA set, and not a single person there has a trace of talent. fuckin hell.
      so how about you crawl back under your fuckin rocks, you pile of cunt faced twats
      xxxx

      and as for someone from texas commenting on someone else smelling? ahahaha

    34. Loonatix says – reply to this


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      Prison or not, Hes still going to have to suck KOK and toss salads for drugs.

    35. I LOVE PETE DOHERTY says – reply to this


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    36. lisa says – reply to this


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      Pete's looking hobo chic … is he trying to look like that guy from the Breakfast Club???

    37. pumpkin says – reply to this


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      he has been banned from london!(for a month)
      and he has to stay clean and complete a full rehab stint otherwise he gets ten years in jail, touch more than a stern warning…….

    38. Gods Speaking says – reply to this


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      What a true waste of life… Isnt he dead yet? Throw him in jail allready where he'll be someones bitch for a while. Then maybe he'll straighten… naw.. fuck him.. let him rot

    39. spaniel says – reply to this


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      i stumbled across this god knows how. this man has a serious drug problem, hes an addict. the story made me laugh, do you really think thats how people should be treated that have problems? in jails just like the pedophiles and murderers, do you think that being addicted to drugs should be put beside the worse crimes?

      none of you lot would care if this man went to jail or not if he wasnt a celebrity and its pathetic that all everyone wants is to see him kick the bucket, he is a person.

    40. Francis says – reply to this


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      Pete Doherty IS Dobby from the lord of the rings!!!!!!!!!

    41. blahhhhh says – reply to this


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      let pete doherty have his drugs. he is god

    42. Tee says – reply to this


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      Junkies are just soooooooo boring.

      Save up all your money Pete and shoot the Biggy - We all deserve a break from you.

    43. fergielicious says – reply to this


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      hes been to jail before, hopefully not again, it wudnt help him get clean

    44. TS says – reply to this


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      The idea of putting people in jail for possessing and /or using drugs. It seems quite wrong.

    45. Bloody Hell says – reply to this


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      No, apparently he can do all the damn drugs he likes and not face any consequences whatsoever. I'm amazed that these English judges haven't thrown him in jail, but now it's just fucking ridiculous. Maybe he'll just OD and then the taxpayers won't have to pay for his jail or funeral. Hmm. They are just trying to save England some money, I guess.

    46. JET says – reply to this


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      YO Lindsay ~ Why not move to London U.K. ?
      .
      Looks like they love drunken, drug addict whores over there.
      .
      Maybe the Queen will honor you with a title like Dame Cocaine Whore

    47. TAJA says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD SMELL OF PISS!!

    48. TAJA says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS LIKE PISS..

    49. tucker says – reply to this


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      he is totally going to prison….

    50. The Phantom says – reply to this


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      I would throw him in a tub, give him a good scrubbing and do him right there and then!

    51. M Superior says – reply to this


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      Why wait? Lock him up now so we don't have to see him anymore. Hopefully he is dead before September anyway.

    52. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      Is this what an Amish guy on crack looks like?

    53. wollylove says – reply to this


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      paris hilton was givin too many chances, untill they finally sent her to jail, and i think it's helped her, so i Think the same needs to happen to Pete, even though i think pete is amazing

    54. lawlz says – reply to this


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      he needs to be sent to jail so he can be raped by some big black guy then maybe he won't touch drugs ever again in fear of going back to jail to be with his husband again. Doperty also said in an interview that he doesn't even bother to clean his teeth anymore, obviously due to his crack use fucking upp his teeth.

    55. Dellard says – reply to this


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      If anything, doesn't Pete Doherty's continued free existence prove that jail is NOT the place he needs to go to? Why so anti-drug, Perez? How about being pro-right-to-decide-what-you-do-to-your-own-body? Jail is a place for people who would otherwise hurt others if on the outside. Not for a skinny junkie who for many years has only hurt himself.

      We respect your wish to sodomize little boys, why can't you respect another man's wish to inject drugs into his own body? Because it's illegal? So is sodomy in some places, eh. That must mean it's wrong.

      The man needs help, which he's sort of getting, in installments, over many decades, apparently. Don't be a fucking blue meanie.

    56. NAT FROM UK says – reply to this


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      GOD KNOWS HOW HE DOES IT BUT 8 out of 10 WOMEN IN THE UK HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON HIM. HAHA.

      OH YEAH & OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM IS SOOOOO F*CKED UP. NO JOKE. GET HIM LOCKED UP OVER WITH YOU. MAYBE HE'LL LEARN.

    57. tem says – reply to this


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      he has the dirtiest nails….doesn't he bathe???

    58. melbourne says – reply to this


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      Actually chek his music out. One of the most talented artists of today… and yes he's a junkie, we know!!!!!