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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Spencer Pratt

Left: The Hills star Spencer Pratt. Right: The Geico cave man.

Posted: August 7, 2007 at 4:53 pm

265 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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All American Girl says – reply to this

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You hit that one right on the nose!
cmh says – reply to this

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so true
CoCo says – reply to this

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Awesome!
CRYSTAL says – reply to this

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FANTASTIC!
bitch says – reply to this

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FIRST
cocolovesmont says – reply to this

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first
Dana says – reply to this

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SO TRUE!
Meee says – reply to this

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VOMIT!!
me says – reply to this

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It should have been a photo of a ken doll
but just the same, agreed!
TEAM LC
serious says – reply to this

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first… YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
elisabitchsuxdix says – reply to this

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ha ha ha! Perez you are the best!
Seriously, MTV FUCKING SUCKS PLAY MUSIC VIDEOS BITCHES!!!!! AN NO I do NOT mean play the same SHIT over and over and over again like the CRAP on the Spin Cycle, er um i mean RADIO.
mmm kay….bye!
chuhu says – reply to this

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the best comparison ever! that guy is a clown with no personlality
stephanie says – reply to this

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Fuck that, i love the cavemen!!! Spencer is a douchebag.
Honeybee says – reply to this

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Exactly…i hate that fugly bitch and his girlfriend! LOL
my eyes are burning says – reply to this

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My eyes.. crying my eyes, they are burning. !! Perez why you had to put that piece of shit pratt up again. this is tourcher
Spence is a knob says – reply to this

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AAAAAAAAAAHahahahahahaaaa!!!!!
LT says – reply to this

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Hahaha. . .Spencer Pratt is a total, shiteous douchebag. I had to put up with his b.s. in Malibu for years and he really is the ugliest, most pathetic thing ever. His fiance is also hideous (looks like a whorse (no I didn't misspell that) as is his Broho Brody. They all just suck.
Bunny says – reply to this

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AHAHHAA Perez you're the best!

Chi-town loves you!!! come back!!!
rachel says – reply to this

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classic. caveman > spentwat anyday.
rawk says – reply to this

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ahahahahahahahaaaaa. spencer looks like a dick with ears
grosssssssss says – reply to this

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he needs something for that oily face..or is that plastic or wax on there..dang he can open up a fries stand with all that oil…ickkkkkkkk wash your face puerco (pig). that looks freaking nasty.
Carrie says – reply to this

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I seriously want to fuck that caveman. Must be some primal urge or something, but I seriously want that dude!
Angela-michelle says – reply to this

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I think the caveman is better looking…and probably more civilized.
d says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! AMAZING! hahahahahaha!!!
Tigerlilly says – reply to this

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Yes!!!! I hate Spencer. What a PRICK!!!!!
simone says – reply to this

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thats an insult to the cave man, cuz he rocks and spencers an ass
Lali says – reply to this

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totally dude!
but in a way don't insult the caveman dude its not his fault
Bunny says – reply to this

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AHAHAHHAA Perez you rock!

Chi-town loves you! come back!!!
jess says – reply to this

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not quite, perez, geico caveman > spencer. looks, brains, class…caveman ftw.
Jen says – reply to this

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ooooo burn…..this is the funniest shit ever. I almost peed my pants. Its the chicklet teeth….YOU RULE BITCH!!!!!
jonah says – reply to this

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I think spencer looks like one of those plastic humans on the duracell commercials. PLASTIC HAIR ALERT!
ChrissyMD says – reply to this

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I cant stand him!!!! hes sooo damn fake!!! You hit that one right on!!!
jonah says – reply to this

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I think spencer looks like one of those plastic humans on the duracell commercials. PLASTIC HAIR AND FACE ALERT! alarm the media!!
Beth says – reply to this

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Got to be the biggest tool in all of Califonia!!!
Crecencia says – reply to this

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That is TOTALLY awsome!!

HE is such a tool, capped teeth and all..
I LOVE IT!!! Perez you are my hero
Jenna says – reply to this

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OMG. best "seperated at birth" EVERRRRRRRRRR.

spencer sucks and heidi is an idiot.
go LC!
jess says – reply to this

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eh id choose the Geico caveman over that other douche ANYDAY!
rumors says – reply to this

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Ya know, this creature has no morals and is only out to make a buck off of anyone he can put down to make himself look better. Maybe he should go to therapy and learn how to get that shit eating grin/smile off his face. Get an education in morality. You know he started the "b*%#" curtains thing. How stupid. I bet he is making up for something he is lacking….other than grace. Rock on LC, and let him sink his own ship. Although, I hate that you cheated with Stephen on Kristin. Maybe this is Karma????
Angela-michelle says – reply to this

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The caveman is better looking.
Kirsty says – reply to this

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The caevman is WAY more attractive!!
Kane says – reply to this

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Okay that Geico dude is hilarious. And for the record I HATE SPENCER and his stupid ass fake bitch Heidi. What a match made in heaven.
Nick says – reply to this

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I think spencer looks like one of those plastic humans on the DURACEL commercials. PLASTIC HAIR AND FACE ALERT! alarm the media!!
ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this

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NO WAY!!! PEREZ UR WRONG WITH THIS ONE! DON'T BE SUCH A HATER AT TIMES.
YoMama says – reply to this

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AWWW… Don't insult the Geico man like that! I Love him!!!
lala says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
jenna says – reply to this

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heeh that was goood. but i like him & hedi!!!!! LC SUCKSSS !
702girl says – reply to this

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WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!! thats creepy
MaryJane says – reply to this

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that's an insult to the caveman! The Caveman is wayyyy hotter!!
Pues Yo says – reply to this

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OMG I want to see a Seperated at Birth with Spencer and a Gremlin (as in the Mean UGly one from the movie Gremlins). He is evil!
EG1 says – reply to this

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He's such an IDIOT! he needs to do something about that hair ASAP. it is not cute….absolutely not!
SPENCERPRATTISGAY says – reply to this

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HAHA! SPENCER IS SUCH A TOOL! AND HEIDI– CONSIDER SUICIDE!
rachiecakes says – reply to this

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Screw you, Spencer!!! I'd eat a beefcurtain over a douchebag…..
apologize to your mother for having you. Ass.
Sue says – reply to this

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I personally thing Spencer looks more like a blonde version of Glen Quagmire from Family Guy. They both have that really big jaw, butt chin and they are both PERVALICIOUS!!! I'm sure ol' Spence has used a few of Quagmire's pick up lines.
BHEARTYOU says – reply to this

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while i do think is funny… i find it funnier how many people are true followers of these mtv shows and actually believe they are real?
Kkrriisstteenn says – reply to this

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oh people stop liking spencer. theres nothing to like. perez ur a funny bitch. love ya! people who say LC SUCKSSSSS must be jealous…. well heidi must be aswell since she had to get herself a new pair of boobs and a new nose, coz she couldnt keep up with Lauren
sad people says – reply to this

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These mudsuckers calls to get on radio station. total loosers, And then when Ryan Seacrest is asking him questions, The bitches couldnt say yes or no except to say that Lauren ask to pick between looser of thier friendship . But on the Blog they be talking Lauren's this or that. Did you hear the part when Ryan's asking if Lauren is in love with him…lololol..he wishedd..

Hey Spencer save that 6 page article, because that about all your going to have left whens it's all said n done.
NO MORE says – reply to this

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I have decided that I'm not going to waste my time on these 2 scumbukets and the best way to show how much i think they should be taken off the show. I am not going to post comments with them on it.I "REFUSE TO BE SPENCER N HEIDI ENABLER".so CIAO losers..on to more worthy BLOGS.
kd says – reply to this

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Yaaaarrrrrrrrrrr, he's not attractive. He's looks like Buddy/Syndrome from "The Incredibles."
Christina says – reply to this

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Why you have to be hatin on the caveman?!!!!!!!!!
MthrFckr says – reply to this

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The resemblance is uncanny.
FUCK SPENCER.
the caveman is hotter than him says – reply to this

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i hate this douchebag. TEAM LC

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;;; says – reply to this

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hes just sooooooooo stupid!
Hellie says – reply to this

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That is sooo funny b/c i was looking at another pic earlier of him and his bimbo and i though to myself that he does have a pretty nice bod (it was a pool pic) but his face is really monkey like. so though this is pretty insulting to the poor caveman..it's really right on the spot! Perez, you rock! Just do us a favor and don't give him and heidi more space..i'm sooo sick of them!! more of the real star- Lauren!
Diana Crabtree says – reply to this

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BRA-ZILIANT!
TER says – reply to this

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hahaha….what a douche!!!!!
Melissa says – reply to this

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, perfect comparison!
AM says – reply to this

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You crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!hahhaha
jayla says – reply to this

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spencer looks like he came right from the waxworks here…freaky shit. what an ugly horrible nasty attention whore
Nessa says – reply to this

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Good One Perez.Just BRILLIANT!!!!!! haha
tiff says – reply to this

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you must be writing all of these comments Perez….Get real, you know you want him
ohh man says – reply to this

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hahahah oh man perez thats perfect. spencer sucks
trish says – reply to this

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That is great!!! I hate him so much. team lauren!
jfisher says – reply to this

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Oh wow, I was thinking Spencer looked like a vantriliquist puppet - not sure what the official term for that is, but that's a pretty shocking resemblence right there!
invalidreality says – reply to this

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wooo the caveman is one sexy beast!!!!
the ken doll on the left makes me want to gouge my eyes out now
Michèle says – reply to this

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Oh Perez. you're hilarious. they really do look alike.
als says – reply to this

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Whats up with the hair(dont)?
AlyBitchhh says – reply to this

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oh come one…why do you gotta go and insult the geico cave man like that???
J Chen says – reply to this

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The caveman has less teeth.
Sara says – reply to this

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Haha! Love this! You just made my morning Perez!!! I can't stand that tool bag! I bet the cave man is insulted!
LoYdExmaS says – reply to this

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Does Heidi really think he loves her? Interesting how they fell in love so fast. Could it be cause she was on T.V. and he wanted to be a celebrity? Yep I bet as soon as they fall out of the lime lite their relationship is over. What a loser. He makes me want to punch him in the face with that stupid grin.
Shelley says – reply to this

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Thanks Perez!
mk says – reply to this

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can't believe what a real hardcore creep this guy is shame on him
Lyndsey says – reply to this

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Good one Perez! SPENCER IS SUCH A DOUCHE! He sucks! Caveman rocks!
Annastacia says – reply to this

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Dead on!!!
mt star says – reply to this

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This scumbag should be thanking LC. If it wasn't for her we wouldn't even know this scumbag….. If he keeps thisup he won't be on season 4. I really hope he isn't cause he sucks….. I hope Heidi wakes up
lauren says – reply to this

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tired of him
not buying Heidi's "album"
their new show is going to be called "NEWLYHEADS" because his head is so big literally……………………………
jen says – reply to this

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RU KIDDING? The caveman is so much cuter!!!
sonique says – reply to this

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what? heidi has an album coming out??
katie says – reply to this

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THANK YOU!!!!!!! HAHA!!! SOMEONE IS FINALLY MAKING FUN OF THIS STUPID IDIOT OF A NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH! HE IS WORSE THAN THE CAVE MAN!!
deborah andrade says – reply to this

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THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE CREEPIEST GUY ON EARTH.
andrea says – reply to this

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hahahahahahhahaha awesome
spencerisuglierthangoat says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahah lmao he is friggen U-G-L-Y!!!!!!!! Heidi is pretty fug too!!
Karen says – reply to this

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I think the Geico caveman looks like val kilmer.
Alice says – reply to this

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Sadly, Spenser acts more like a caveman than the actually caveman does. Ugh, Spenser is just soooo fucking ugly.
katy says – reply to this

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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
becky says – reply to this

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhahhahhhaha fuckin brilliant
Louwho says – reply to this

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Spencer is a pathetic, disgusting, ugly, manipulative loser. I hope he sees this and cries.
Jamie says – reply to this

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Wow, couldn't have said it better myself
gabriella says – reply to this

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spencer pratt must be the ugliest human on earth. the kid is not only unattractive, he is very very ugly inside as well. the cave man is adorable compared to him. spencer, dude, you are not smart.. you are a duche bag and pimping out your girlfriend is not cool. get some morals and some personality and leave that insecure little girl alone, she could be saved.
no talent should not be compensated. the only reason people (teenage girls) watch that show is beause of LC. She's cute and responsible. If douche-bag and his gf (what's her name????) werent in it, it'd be so much better. and they go from radio station to radio station talking crap about LC to get people to watch the show. HAVE SOME CLASS, CLOWN, HAVE SOME CLASS!!!!
jules says – reply to this

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wat a douche bag… shit i cant tell the difference btn the two

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