We Love Denise Richards!

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We used to hate Denise Richards, but with one single action - we now are fucking in love with this hot mess!

For the longest time, we used to think this marginally talented actress (that's a compliment) was just a bitch. But, now we've discovered that she's a CRAZY bitch. This takes her into a whole new category!

That little bit of her brain that remained must have oozed out recently because Denise has asked ex-husband and father of her two kids, Charlie Sheen, to be a sperm donor for her cuz she wants to have a third child. And Charlie claims he has legal proof that Denise made the request.

HA HA HA! Crazy bitch!

Sheen's response to Richards' request for sperm????

"I would sooner, in exactly what I'm wearing, walk on the surface of the moon," he proclaims. "Does that answer it?"

    Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 4:47 am / Email this  »

    64 comments to “We Love Denise Richards!”

    1. Pirate says – reply to this


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      Aww I love the Sheens, each and every one of them. Well, Charlie and Martin. No idea about E.Estevez…
      Heeheehee.

    2. El CANTANTE FAN says – reply to this


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      The movie was FANTASTIC…they DESERVE OSCAR NOMINATIONS. Jennifer’s BEST work to date. I live in Aventura Florida which is a predominantly Caucasian community and it was quite packed on a August 6th Monday night. When it was over EVERYONE got up and CLAPPED!!!! That’s how
      AMAZING AND EMOTIONAL this movie is. I AM PROUD OF JENNIFER
      LOPEZ…PROUD OF MARC ANTHONY AND PROUD TO BE PUERTO RICAN. Everybody
      else is simply jealous of two successful powerful growing Puerto Rican influences. Together they are a TRUE POWERHOUSE and deserve more respect than what those bashing critics give them. If the Latin community LEARNED how to support each other better instead of tear each other down every chance that someone rises, life in America would be much better and much more opportunity and respect would be shared by all. BUT the ignorance that comes from hating or jealousy is such a way of life for so many "latinos" that it clouds their ability to see there is a better way to live and you start by supporting your people not by putting them down or their work down. The truth depends on everyones own perspective of life. Everyone lives a different truth according to the circumstances of their life and their life situation. This movie was being narrarated by PUCCHI…Hector Lavoes Wife's PERSPECTIVE. If Hector Lavoe or Willie Colon would have narrarated the story I am sure we would have had a VERY different movie. In any case it is SUPERB! I applaud J.Lo and Marc Anthony and I have a newfound respect for both.

    3. Britney Spears says – reply to this


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      FIRST YA'LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. ed says – reply to this


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      She may be crazy, but at least she doesn`t think George Bush flew planes into the World Trade center.

    5. d says – reply to this


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      crazy biotch!

    6. Miri says – reply to this


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      Haha, good comeback.

    7. perrettm says – reply to this


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      1st lol bet im not!

    8. 702girl says – reply to this


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      WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats NUTS

    9. kara says – reply to this


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      with two gorgeous babies with him already I would want another, the breed well together!

    10. SP says – reply to this


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      Charlie should say OK, and then give her sperm from a homeless guy.

    11. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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      why are people still poopping out babies?? give ur vagde a rest and buy one

    12. OZZY says – reply to this


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      SERIOUS??????? Come on thats crazy. She has tried taken poor charile to the cleaners, backstabs her bestfriend by fucking her husdand and now she wants her X to do a good thing by her…… FUCK she is RUDE……..

    13. will do richards fo free says – reply to this


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      11 biatch

    14. dilajt says – reply to this


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      is there a mad cow disease raging across LaLa Land?!?!

    15. Citizen C says – reply to this


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      well … on a plus side … it's better that she try to have another child with the same father as her other children then just going to some random donor … or another hollywood donor we'd get to read and hear about later on as a way to gain publicity!

    16. Perez's Puta says – reply to this


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      Ah, this comment section is not for El Cantante, which is a baked comment. I live in South Florida and Aventura is not predominately Caucasian, bitch. It's wealthier than surrounding communities but it's just as Latin as the entire area. Even the actors in the movie say it sucks so go advertise somewhere else beyouch.

      Now onto this hot mess: I love her now and think she's really lost her mind. You go, Denise! Well, you have to admit Charlie makes some gorgeous kids. You can't blame her for wanting more DNA from rich and good looking Charlie. She is my new fav after this one.

    17. mike jones says – reply to this


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      I can see the logic in this. I would not want to have half brothers and sisters running around when they can all be from the same batch. Charlie out to get over it and grow up. Remember the line from the Godfather. "The only true wealth in this world is children". Charlie, suck it up and help out your ex wife. Who know's it might take 4 or 5 tries before the pregnancy takes place. A lot can happen in 4 to 5 tries.

    18. Mia says – reply to this


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      Ewww, Charlie is gross, I could never explain this hook up in the first place. Now you're saying she wants another kid by him??? That's just nasty. I wouldn't want ANY of crackhead Charlie's babies. I, too, could understand her wanting her children to have the same father, but hey that's okay–I'd be happy with two if it wasn't meant to be. Also, would be be expected to pay child support? Not a good idea all around.

    19. Giggly says – reply to this


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      aww Perez sweetie ;
      did you honestly think the woman was sane ?!?

    20. Miska says – reply to this


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      Denise is just another fruit loop with the likes of Britney, Lindsay, Nicole & Paris….

    21. kelz says – reply to this


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      i wanna see the "proof".

    22. mt star says – reply to this


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      hahaha that was funny what charlie sheen says……

    23. Tian says – reply to this


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      I'm heartbroken for her. Why is he putting her through this? AND the children. They were settled, why throw a spanner in the works now?

      and also, WHY HWY WHY is he clearly lying about her?

      What a bastard Charlie is. Seriously.

    24. Kat says – reply to this


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      hilarious.
      What a psycho!!

      Seriously, if this is true, it's made my day, hey.

      Like shit, you pashed a chick on a movie somewhere back in
      god knows when, everyone lusted, you popped out a couple of kids,
      to a known womaniser and drug user and then made a dick of yourself
      by calling him shit that we already knew about him, then you decided
      to steal your best mates man and NOW you want the raving lunatic womanising drug using washed out actor to give you a cup of tadpoles?

      What a spasmoo.

    25. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I dont think her request is outrageous at all!!! I am in a bitter legal battle with my ex for my daughter for over 11 years now, and even Ive considered asking him to be a sperm donor only because I want my kids to have the same father. Some people make a very big deal about having kids from the same man. I am in a committed relationship for over 4 years now and know he wouldnt be too fond of the idea, but sometimes when you want a baby, you think of EVERY option, and to me, it wasnt "out of this world". She already knows Charlie and knows what kinds of kids they'd make. I wouldnt want to grab some stranger and have to go through that whole "get to know you" process to have a child either. At least she didnt run out and have a baby with Richie… the girl has some morals!!!

    26. corky says – reply to this


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      I think Charlie is a fucking nut bag. In a few years, this current fiance will be boo-hooing to all the tabs about all the wacky shit he pulled on her.

    27. Sam says – reply to this


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      Charlie's hot, and now I know he has a head on his shoulders as well. YES!

    28. Huh says – reply to this


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      She should get back together with Scott Baio… sounds like he wants kids when you watch his reality show. … lol… These people are all nuts!!

    29. Tif says – reply to this


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      alimony from 2 kids not enough?

    30. RG says – reply to this


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      #25, YOU are nuts. Put the old relationship behind you. Look to the future. an 11 year legal battle will ONLY harm your child. Been there, done that (AS the child).

    31. Roark says – reply to this


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      Brilliante!!!

    32. simplelife says – reply to this


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      I wonder how the sperm was supposed to be donated? that is crazy though… but in celeb world it's prob normal to ask your ex for his sperm.

    33. SushiJoe says – reply to this


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      Vagina: It's Not A Clown Car

    34. David says – reply to this


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      Does Charle Sheen have a toupee?….his hair looks really weird….or did he get plugs?

    35. david says – reply to this


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      does charlie sheen have a toupee or hair plugs

    36. Bel says – reply to this


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      I'd like to see the PROOF. I just read somewhere that Charlie & Denise are now the best of friends & that they are all getting along great. There were even pics of Denise,Charlie his new fiancee and the kids on
      A family outing together. The article even stated that Denise would be an invited guest at Charlie's upcoming wedding.
      Actually I can see the point in wanting the children to all have the same father.
      While I can also see why Charlie would decline. Not something your average person would ask of their ex BUT totally normal for your hollywood types!

    37. miss piggy says – reply to this


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      she wants a third kid b/c she want's the child $upport money that comes with it !!
      she wants a third kid b/c she want's the child $upport money that comes with it !!

      she wants a third kid b/c she want's the child $upport money that comes with it !!
      she wants a third kid b/c she want's the child $upport money that comes with it !!
      she wants a third kid b/c she want's the child $upport money that comes with it !!
      she wants a third kid b/c she want's the child $upport money that comes with it !!

      she wants a third kid b/c she want's the child $upport money that comes with it !!
      she wants a third kid b/c she want's the child $upport money that comes with it !!

    38. Starli says – reply to this


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      I don't think it's crazy to want your children to have the same mother & father.

    39. dante says – reply to this


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      ummm i think that his response was just as weird as her request

    40. st. louis boogies says – reply to this


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      FUCK BITCHNISE RICHARDSON!

    41. Fallon Arenaz says – reply to this


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      They already have two fugly kids, greedy.

    42. sophie says – reply to this


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      Since her career is shot, she just wants another kid so she can obtain more of Charlie's money for support.

    43. SJPeepee says – reply to this


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      I don't know if that is soooo crazy. maybe she just wants all of her children to be full siblings and look alike. although, the farther away she can get her 3rd kid away from charlie's gene pool of skank the better.

    44. jacquelincita says – reply to this


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      Perecito, is that blurry face behing charlie Michale jackson ?
      Sure looks like it.

    45. Charlie is an ass says – reply to this


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      No doubt Denise is a ho, but Chaz is the skank for telling people about a private matter like that. "I have legal proof"- what kind of trashy, coke-addled brain would tell the public: "I have 'legal proof' that my ex-wife wants my seed? — like "Ya, I'm so hot, even though we're divorced she wants another kid by me!" Get, a grip, Chaz — and congrats, you sound like more of an ASS than your ex! Team D on this one.

    46. Sarah says – reply to this


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      That's just creepy. She's a fruit, but I still love her.

    47. chris says – reply to this


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      YEAH RIGHT! She could have sperm from some of the hottest guys in the world…GIVE ME A BREAK. and u idiots believe it? she left him….while perggers she obviously doesnt want him.

    48. fireandbrimstone says – reply to this


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      i know he will…ha

    49. sandman says – reply to this


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      What man on the face of the earth would be willing to father a child with an ex, only to have to spend the next 18-years paying for it in child support? She could proclaim verbally or in papers that she wouldn’t, but it wouldn’t stand in court and he’d end up having to pay pay pay. I hope he’s as smart as she is stupid, and doesn’t fall for it?

      Thank you…

    50. cari says – reply to this


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      YOU are crazy to believe this garbage that someone made up last week on the web. How weak is your mind. Get back to finishing high school, and get some edumacation y'all.

    51. Jay says – reply to this


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      She was terrible to Heather Locklear, who is so much more fabulous than Denise will ever be. Denise is Total trash.

    52. JET says – reply to this


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      Actually it's a great idea.
      .
      Think about it, this way all three children would be full brothers & sisters with the same mother & father.
      .
      If the legalities can be worked out prior to conception, I support the concept 100%
      .
      However if I were Charlie, I wouldn't allow artificial insemination and would demand the "natural method", no matter how many attempts it took to start a pregnancy.

    53. curt says – reply to this


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      chukie been tested for aids

    54. coocoolalaland says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are soo right - what a nutjob request!
      She just wants his genes or something? If she wants a 3rd kid she's going to have to buy sperm from an anonymous donor or get a boyfriend!

      That's absurd to want sperm from her ex. But not want the ex. What Richie Sambora shoot blanks?

    55. marie says – reply to this


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      This bitch is really something..after fucking her bestfriend's husband there she go again..hunger for attenttion..whore!!!

    56. shiznit says – reply to this


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      What a dad– just looking out for the best interest of his kids, who'll be reading this shit when they grow up. By then, he'll be married to his 15th wife– hope he has enough money after alimony to get his offspring into therapy. They're gonna need it.

    57. Jen says – reply to this


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      I hate this B***h, TEAM HEATHER

    58. KIM says – reply to this


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      WHO IN THE HECK WOULD WANT TO SLEEP WITH CHARLIE SHEEN????

    59. Mylah says – reply to this


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      My name is Mylah.
      And, well,
      I don't see why anyone would want the ugly Charlie Sheen to be their sperm donor.
      Talk about OOGLAY children.

    60. Lillay says – reply to this


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      TEAM HEATHERRRRR, BEECHES.

    61. sliverfox says – reply to this


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      tell her to get it from her X-boyfriend sure he wouldn't mind.

    62. BB says – reply to this


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      She should have a reality show.

    63. mellen says – reply to this


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      Best quote ever!

    64. urmama says – reply to this


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      This sounds just like something that she would pull! She is a crazy bitch and will pull anything to keep getting any type of media hype! Why don't she go back to working for fleiss where she belongs!