Perezapalooza!
Filed under: Personally PerezIf P-Nasty could program his own music festival, who would perform? Click here here to find out!
Then click here to watch a couple other SUPERFUN vids Perezzers made with the peeps from Blender magazine.
Posted: August 8, 2007 at 9:09 am
FIRSTTT BITCHESS
FIRSTTT BITCHESSS!!!
first bitches
GAYS ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!GAYS R STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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STUPID=GAYS
i like corn.
can't believe you forgot to mention Madonna
Love Perez even more after those interviews! How funny and clever!
Way to mention Dragonette fatass
Perez, I love you dearly, but you have a voice for blogging. I really wanna see your show when it comes out, but I dont know if I will be able to stand it just because everytime i watch a video of you I HATE your voice. I dont wanna hate you Pretzzle!
i think you should make up with kelly clarkson. for realz.
amazing.
but you should have shaken it up and put patrick wolf in the british invasion tent.
and he and mika could do a duet.
and then like, kill each other.
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love ittt! and i love your voice..you should have said Mickey Avalon though
haha ahh you're so funnyyyy
You have to make this happen… i'm already dying to buy the (what will most likely be) $200 ticket. Please!!!!
you should also add Christina Aguilera. She is the shitt.
dearest perez,
I looked alllll over for you at Lollapalooza, and didnt see you anywhere! I wore a special special naughty nasty tank top all weekend for you. Maybe you heard about it, maybe you didnt. If not, it was beautiful and you would have enjoyed it.
"Dip me in CUM and give me to Perez"
Even with a beautiful shimmery crown to show who is the Queen of all media.
Any who, maybe another time.
Ciao darling.
yay for los abandoned! too bad blender couldn't find a pic of them. lame.
i think the gaping assholes should headline. also on the bill: the fudge packers, the ass stabbers, the butt pirates, the anklegrabbers, thee pillowbiters and the colon bowlers. wow! what a night that would be
The Perez Hilton Song
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Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz."
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He's the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
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Perez gets -
All the website hits!
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He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
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He gives fits,
Telling on their slips.
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When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He's a Queen with Aces!
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Those in the know all go to his website,
To see the stars that just can not act right,
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Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
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Shows their naughty bits,
Getting all the hits.
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Rash Manly therashreport.com
The other videos are rad too. You rock dude
PEREZ - I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!!!
Marry Me!!!!! Stay the same!!!
CHECK OUT JANELLE MONAE. she has a myspace page/facebook/ and her own website and a couple of things on youtube that girl can really rock…shes awesome! so fresh so cool. I know think you would like her PEREZ!! Let me know what you think!
thats genuis
'scuse that last post…a lil lathargic sounding when i read it back. Oh well whos perfect! =). but check out Janelle. I found out about her on myspace. I think she will blow up big if people give her a chance and get over BEYONCE as the aspiring image of black women! and realize that rhythm and blues is not songs to a HIP HOP beat!
did he not say dragonette? wtf?
SKYBOX!
I would totally hit up perezapolooza if he had one that would be the shit!
i can't believe you said skybox. they are sooo good! you should really do this!
Perez,
I think you should have Peachcake play, they're a band I think you'd really dig and appreciate.
www.myspace.com/Peachcake
Holy Fucking Chalupa, Perez! You've gotten so FFFFFAT. You're not even just tubby anymore. You are a LARD ASS and you look like Beth Ditto's other half! *shudder* It ain't pretty….
PEREZ should get his own Sirius satellite radio station so all of the bands he always recommends on here should get airtime as well as all of us getting to hear all of the bands in one place!!
All in favor say "I"!!!!
You so desperately want to be cool doncha "P-Nasty". (snicker) Just call yourself Grape Ape and then go on with your wussy self, you and that giant head you got.