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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Coco > Gwyneth Paltrow

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Left: Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the new W. Right: Coco, being fabulous.



113 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. jaime says – reply to this


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    funny!

  2. Hannahk says – reply to this


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    they both look like shit

  3. First says – reply to this


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    Firsty!!!

  4. Jacquie says – reply to this


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    You're hilarious!

  5. kdslnhf says – reply to this


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    1st

  6. qt196 says – reply to this


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    HA!

  7. rmb says – reply to this


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    Hilarious and I agree!!!

  8. moniq says – reply to this


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    gwen looks like fabio!

  9. M says – reply to this


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    I love Gwyneth but someone should have told her about her brows.

  10. Ventura says – reply to this


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    Gwennie doesn't look ANYTHING like this Photoshop-by-Mooriah's peeps picture. Otherwise — Ha, ha. Does Gwennie doe camel toes too?

  11. LA says – reply to this


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    Funny Perez, you've found Coco's ugly little sister!!

  12. doug says – reply to this


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    Does anyone understand the "Advertisements" below, highlighted in yellow?

  13. Janice says – reply to this


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    I feel like Gwyneth's eyebrows are about to jump off her face and eat me. They are that horrifying!

  14. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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    Coco looks like Holly Hunter with a spray tan and breast implants.

  15. ak1219 says – reply to this


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    Gweneth looks much better than that, I love CoCo but she doesn't compare.

  16. Agnacious says – reply to this


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    Even Brooke Shields got rid of the "Brook Shield's eyebrows".
    .
    Still have a hard time believing that is GP.

  17. Mahogany says – reply to this


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    This looks nothing like Gwenyth. Who the hell is this?

  18. AP says – reply to this


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    Perez, if you're going to do advertisements like the one below this story, they should AT LEAST let you draw on it!

  19. steph says – reply to this


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    Gwyneth looks so fashion, I don't know what you people are talking about. It's W Magazine, its meant to be somewhat outrageous.

  20. kelly says – reply to this


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    holy photoshop there Gwen I thought she would be better than that

  21. JDub says – reply to this


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    Ah COCO…you're never going to get old. ICE T…why don't you pimp smack Perez for comparing your baby to Gwyneth like you would in L&O SVU? Bring in Elliot and Olivia to rough 'em up if you get any lip. Wait, you're ICE T…bust a cap.

  22. ...? says – reply to this


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    it doesnt look the Gwyneth… both look fugly in these pics.

  23. mimi says – reply to this


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    That soo does not look like gwyneth! Was the point of this cover to make her look like a man? And I don't get the yellow advertisements either. I guess the ones plastering the sides aren't enough, and now they have to make them look like posts.

  24. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


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    They are both hideous.

  25. lulu says – reply to this


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    Please perezito dont compare our beloved coco to fishsticks…. there could only be one classy broad on this site and that is the one and only COCO. (including her camel toe)

  26. Lolitabunny says – reply to this


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    Perez, i totally disagree….Gwyneth has something called class, you kwon , something you're born with..Coco, mmm not so much…But i really dont like that picture…

  27. KelC says – reply to this


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    I've looked at this pic so many times because I just can't believe it…shes not even the focus of the cover…her eyebrows are!

  28. Gwen says – reply to this


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    muahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love it ; D
    She's such a stuck up ho bag

  29. Peppy says – reply to this


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    That doesn't look like Gwyneth.

  30. Habenero Hottie says – reply to this


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    This is an insult to Gwyneth! Coco is a nasty over-surgeried freak of nature. Bad comparision, Perez. Class n' Trash don't mix!

  31. slicklexis says – reply to this


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    Har! Perfect except Coco is much prettier

  32. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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    Oh GAWD!! They DO look alike - and that's NOT a compliment Gwynnie.

  33. nadine says – reply to this


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    AAAAHAHAHA! That's funny!

  34. CGill says – reply to this


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    I actually thought the pic of Gwenyth was actually CoCo until I read the captions!!

  35. J-Ho says – reply to this


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    not the most flattering picture of Gwenny

  36. boo hoo says – reply to this


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    Gwyn looks like a man - i wonder how big her pee pee is!?

  37. Baron says – reply to this


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    They both look like drugged out drag queens.

  38. hell no says – reply to this


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    Gwyn looks like a man - i wonder how big her weiner is!?

  39. In da know says – reply to this


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    I heard from a friend who is a dealer that Gwyneth does a lot of coke.

  40. lorenawoods says – reply to this


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    the WORST picture of her EVER……didn't she have control over which photo they used??? if so, BIG MISTAKE honey!!!!!

  41. OC says – reply to this


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    She look like a man!

  42. Benny says – reply to this


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    Bitch looks more like Jordan!!

  43. Benny says – reply to this


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    Bitch Looks like Jordan!!

  44. kerri says – reply to this


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    my sweet jesus this doesnt look at all like gwen did she have major surgery?

  45. jessica says – reply to this


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    LET'S NOT MISTAKE CLASS FOR ELITISM…GWYNETH IS A PRODUCT OF NEPOTISM AT IT FINEST.

    BOY SHE IS LOOKING OLD. ARE HER AND MADONNA THE SAME AGE?

  46. Nichole says – reply to this


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    That doesn't even look like Gwyneth! Maybe a Gwyneth 10 years ago and a few hundred thou into plastic surgery!

  47. Shallow Val says – reply to this


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    OMG, I always thought Ice T might be off. He's married to a man, man!

  48. jackie says – reply to this


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    is coco a man?

  49. Curious in Connecticut says – reply to this


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    That is just mean.
    I am not a Gwyneth fan….
    but the Coco is a freak and
    Gwyneth is just a victim of bad styling, bad photo-shopping and bad photography.
    Coco is just Loco.

  50. dagnabit says – reply to this


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    G looks like an orange with bushy eyebrows

  51. dagnabit says – reply to this


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    G looks like an orange with bushy eyebrows.

  52. MARA says – reply to this


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    I THINK GWEN LOOKS BETTER WITH THIS LOOK THAN WITH HER NORMAL BLAAAA LOOK…IT'S SO RETRO…COCO JUST LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY

  53. Rachiecakes says – reply to this


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    Good Jesus this is the worst picture of BOTH of them I have ever seen. This shit would make their mamas cry…

  54. NINA says – reply to this


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    Coco is DIRT!

  55. shauna says – reply to this


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    that does NOT even look like gwenyth

  56. Sully says – reply to this


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    LOL! First time Gywenth evers looks attractive in her life & you compare her to Coco, too funny.

  57. Anna-Sofia says – reply to this


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    I think Gwyneth is moore compareable to Lindsay L. than Coco in the pic.

  58. Dulce says – reply to this


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    2 Fugulcious MEN! :-}

  59. Jen says – reply to this


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    Why do you have to put coke up everyone's nose? It's old.

    And that looks nothing like Gwyneth. What the hell happened there?

  60. frank says – reply to this


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    i thought ios was dontella versace with a airbrush. its ashamed she went from average to homely.

  61. cflat says – reply to this


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    I wouldn't have guessed that was Gwyneth. Great hair and makeup people. She never looked so good.

  62. JaimeSayz says – reply to this


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    What the hell is Gwyneth even famous for? Being a complete self absorbed jerk? She thinks she invented long hair and blue jeans as a "look". Ug. What a waste of space.

  63. Des says – reply to this


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    What is up with those eyebrows!?!?!?

  64. rick says – reply to this


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    damn what happened to gwynth, she looks like donatella versace daughter in heat.

  65. Clair Marie says – reply to this


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    OMG,Perez how do you come up with these things. I have to agree, they look like sisters for sure. TOUCHE'

  66. Clair Marie says – reply to this


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    OMG,Perez how do you come up with these things. I have to agree, they look like sisters for sure. TOUCHE'

  67. BEN says – reply to this


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    SINCE WHEN DID GWYNETH PALTROW LOOK LIKE A MAN AND WHEN DID SHE GET A CHIN THAT SIZE?!!?!
    EUGH.
    EUGH.
    EUGH.
    AIRBRUSH MUCH.
    EUGH.
    EUGH.
    AIRBRUSH.
    EUGH.
    EUGH.
    GWYNETH.
    LOOKS LIKE
    A MAAAAN
    NOT NOT NOT NOT FIERCE.

  68. cloe says – reply to this


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    I don't care what you say that aint Gwen

  69. JoJo says – reply to this


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    you nailed it ! she totally looks like CoCo

  70. Mysterious Madame X says – reply to this


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    CoCo is a dumb c*nt who seems to think that it's okay that Ice-T calls her a bitch as a term of endearment! Seriously, I watched some stupid show on MTV about the private lives of various rap stars (I can't believe I just said rap and star in the same sentence) and this chick is a real piece of work! She was originally a flat-chested brunette who had delusions of becoming a porn star. Alas, all the silicone in the DOW Chemical Plant couldn't put this ding bat on the map - she had to hook-up with some aging, washed-up rapper to become famous. What got me was when she said it's no big deal when Ice says, "Bitch, get me a soda!" WTF? I'd be like "Sure peckerhead, here ya go!" and bounce the can off his face. She has absoultly no respect for herself….but I guess since he's the one with the money and the sole reason for her fame, he can call her anything he wants.

  71. Bimbette says – reply to this


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    i bet coco has a higher IQ.

  72. Marco Pervo says – reply to this


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    You nailed it, P Nasty!

    Gwyneth looks like she's about ready to go trolling for chavs with this look, but I'm a poor person to judge because she strikes me as bland and non-sexual. No fire down below.

  73. NJSue says – reply to this


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    She's a dead ringer for Peggy Lipton– remember the old Mod Squad?

  74. Sherry says – reply to this


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    Gwyneth lives up the road from me in Belsize Park. let me tell you, this PLAIN JANE snob looks NOTHING like the picture above!! NOTHING and I have seen her many a time.

  75. LILY says – reply to this


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    Ok that so does not quite look like Gwenneth..somethings odd about that photo of her….

  76. Toss this apple back says – reply to this


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    Gwenyth is ugly airbrushed or not…money can only help hide so much.

  77. yoyo baby says – reply to this


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    BWAHAHAHAHAHA
    AT least CoCo is hotter! and is not ANTI AMERICAN like GWEN!!! Hope your ticket sales suffer so you can go back to your "more civilized" home in Belgravia with all those Lords and Ladies.
    GWEN is ugly stupid ol hag. go have more babies and disappear.

  78. yoyo baby says – reply to this


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    "I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People don’t talk about work and money - they talk about interesting things at dinner parties. Brits are far more intelligent and civilised than Americans. I love the fact that you can hail a taxi and just pick up your pram and put in the back of the cab without having to collapse it.”
    gWenie paltrow

    PLEAZE stay in the UK… I personally love London too but you are better off there.

  79. yoyo baby says – reply to this


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    The Shakespeare in Love beauty, who lives in London with her rock star husband Chris Martin and daughter Apple, admits she is amazed by the locals' courage in the face of adversity.

    She says, "I find the English amazing how they got over 7/7. There were no multiple memorials with people sobbing as they would have been in America. There, they are constantly scaring people but at the same time, people think nothing of going to see a therapist."

  80. Julia says – reply to this


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    They look nothing alike, Gwyneth is nothing but CLASS

  81. Nicole Ritchie says – reply to this


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    They both look like trash.

  82. Nicole Ritchie says – reply to this


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    Between the two, I think CoCo has the bigger dick!

  83. NoneForTheRoad says – reply to this


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    @ Mysterious Madame X says

    Why are you so surprised that Ice-T called this hag a "bitch"? Coco is a man. He loves being called a bitch.

  84. vanessaRaCHELlE says – reply to this


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    coco ..that skanky ass female is as orange as the back round!!! sick…

  85. z girl says – reply to this


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    Coc and Jordan make a better match

  86. Melisa says – reply to this


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    What the heck is wrong with Gwyneth's eyebrows? They are so dark, it looks ridiculous!

  87. JT says – reply to this


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    Gwyneth looks like a very poor man's Peggy Lipton in that pic. I don't get it w/her - she's bo-ring and mediocre at best.

  88. meJUSTme says – reply to this


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    EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  89. Mia says – reply to this


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    That Coco chick doesn't look anything like Gwynneth, she wishes she did! Coco looks like some female steroided wrestling chick. As for: Wait, you’re ICE T…bust a cap. Ha-ha, that's funny!

  90. Nancy says – reply to this


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    It looks like Coco has a mustache! Ugh!

  91. Beth says – reply to this


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    Your wrong on this one

  92. Jake says – reply to this


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    I always suspected Gwyneth was really a dude. Thanks for the proof!

  93. cake says – reply to this


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    Gwyneth is not a gorgeous girl; she got where she is because of her powerful hollywood parents. She can act fairly well; however, she's still a PLAIN JANE. Therefore, in closing I now pronounce her Gwyneth Paltrylooks. hehe

  94. mari says – reply to this


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    they're both equally fugly.. but dont look alike.. maybe they're half siblings? coco's mama wit the fat ass, and gwens mama wit no ass.. both with the same ugly dad..

  95. Gee says – reply to this


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    what the f…..

  96. Joanne says – reply to this


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    Gwyneth, what happened to you?

  97. YUCK says – reply to this


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    OMG Coco looks wayyyyyy better than G! Class and Trash, yeah I agree G do look kinda of trashy there and I can believe she uses coke, why else would you let someone shot you like this. Only reason she is in Hollywood is because of her dad, who pull strings for her years ago before he died and they were smart enough to attach her to Steven Spellberg, who throw her a worm every once in a while. She is horrible and every movie she is in dies. Just like Jessica Simpson her shit sneeks to DVD.

  98. naomi says – reply to this


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    jordan could be thrown in there as well.

  99. Me says – reply to this


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    NO WAY! Gwyneth is gorgeous and exudes glam, Coco is worthless and hideous, orange, and has a gigantic ass!

  100. taylor says – reply to this


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    coco is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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