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Left: Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the new W. Right: Coco, being fabulous.
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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...
Maleficent!
At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!
Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!
She explains:
"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."
And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!
So, so cool!
Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?
[Image via WENN.]
funny!
they both look like shit
Firsty!!!
You're hilarious!
1st
HA!
Hilarious and I agree!!!
gwen looks like fabio!
I love Gwyneth but someone should have told her about her brows.
Gwennie doesn't look ANYTHING like this Photoshop-by-Mooriah's peeps picture. Otherwise — Ha, ha. Does Gwennie doe camel toes too?
Funny Perez, you've found Coco's ugly little sister!!
Does anyone understand the "Advertisements" below, highlighted in yellow?
I feel like Gwyneth's eyebrows are about to jump off her face and eat me. They are that horrifying!
Coco looks like Holly Hunter with a spray tan and breast implants.
Gweneth looks much better than that, I love CoCo but she doesn't compare.
Even Brooke Shields got rid of the "Brook Shield's eyebrows".
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Still have a hard time believing that is GP.
This looks nothing like Gwenyth. Who the hell is this?
Perez, if you're going to do advertisements like the one below this story, they should AT LEAST let you draw on it!
Gwyneth looks so fashion, I don't know what you people are talking about. It's W Magazine, its meant to be somewhat outrageous.
holy photoshop there Gwen I thought she would be better than that
Ah COCO…you're never going to get old. ICE T…why don't you pimp smack Perez for comparing your baby to Gwyneth like you would in L&O SVU? Bring in Elliot and Olivia to rough 'em up if you get any lip. Wait, you're ICE T…bust a cap.
it doesnt look the Gwyneth… both look fugly in these pics.
That soo does not look like gwyneth! Was the point of this cover to make her look like a man? And I don't get the yellow advertisements either. I guess the ones plastering the sides aren't enough, and now they have to make them look like posts.
They are both hideous.
Please perezito dont compare our beloved coco to fishsticks…. there could only be one classy broad on this site and that is the one and only COCO. (including her camel toe)
Perez, i totally disagree….Gwyneth has something called class, you kwon , something you're born with..Coco, mmm not so much…But i really dont like that picture…
I've looked at this pic so many times because I just can't believe it…shes not even the focus of the cover…her eyebrows are!
muahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love it ; D
She's such a stuck up ho bag
That doesn't look like Gwyneth.
This is an insult to Gwyneth! Coco is a nasty over-surgeried freak of nature. Bad comparision, Perez. Class n' Trash don't mix!
Har! Perfect except Coco is much prettier
Oh GAWD!! They DO look alike - and that's NOT a compliment Gwynnie.
AAAAHAHAHA! That's funny!
I actually thought the pic of Gwenyth was actually CoCo until I read the captions!!
not the most flattering picture of Gwenny
Gwyn looks like a man - i wonder how big her pee pee is!?
They both look like drugged out drag queens.
Gwyn looks like a man - i wonder how big her weiner is!?
I heard from a friend who is a dealer that Gwyneth does a lot of coke.
the WORST picture of her EVER……didn't she have control over which photo they used??? if so, BIG MISTAKE honey!!!!!
She look like a man!
Bitch looks more like Jordan!!
Bitch Looks like Jordan!!
my sweet jesus this doesnt look at all like gwen did she have major surgery?
LET'S NOT MISTAKE CLASS FOR ELITISM…GWYNETH IS A PRODUCT OF NEPOTISM AT IT FINEST.
BOY SHE IS LOOKING OLD. ARE HER AND MADONNA THE SAME AGE?
That doesn't even look like Gwyneth! Maybe a Gwyneth 10 years ago and a few hundred thou into plastic surgery!
OMG, I always thought Ice T might be off. He's married to a man, man!
is coco a man?
That is just mean.
I am not a Gwyneth fan….
but the Coco is a freak and
Gwyneth is just a victim of bad styling, bad photo-shopping and bad photography.
Coco is just Loco.
G looks like an orange with bushy eyebrows
G looks like an orange with bushy eyebrows.
I THINK GWEN LOOKS BETTER WITH THIS LOOK THAN WITH HER NORMAL BLAAAA LOOK…IT'S SO RETRO…COCO JUST LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY
Good Jesus this is the worst picture of BOTH of them I have ever seen. This shit would make their mamas cry…
Coco is DIRT!
that does NOT even look like gwenyth
LOL! First time Gywenth evers looks attractive in her life & you compare her to Coco, too funny.
I think Gwyneth is moore compareable to Lindsay L. than Coco in the pic.
2 Fugulcious MEN! :-}
Why do you have to put coke up everyone's nose? It's old.
And that looks nothing like Gwyneth. What the hell happened there?
i thought ios was dontella versace with a airbrush. its ashamed she went from average to homely.
I wouldn't have guessed that was Gwyneth. Great hair and makeup people. She never looked so good.
What the hell is Gwyneth even famous for? Being a complete self absorbed jerk? She thinks she invented long hair and blue jeans as a "look". Ug. What a waste of space.
What is up with those eyebrows!?!?!?
damn what happened to gwynth, she looks like donatella versace daughter in heat.
OMG,Perez how do you come up with these things. I have to agree, they look like sisters for sure. TOUCHE'
OMG,Perez how do you come up with these things. I have to agree, they look like sisters for sure. TOUCHE'
SINCE WHEN DID GWYNETH PALTROW LOOK LIKE A MAN AND WHEN DID SHE GET A CHIN THAT SIZE?!!?!
EUGH.
EUGH.
EUGH.
AIRBRUSH MUCH.
EUGH.
EUGH.
AIRBRUSH.
EUGH.
EUGH.
GWYNETH.
LOOKS LIKE
A MAAAAN
NOT NOT NOT NOT FIERCE.
I don't care what you say that aint Gwen
you nailed it ! she totally looks like CoCo
CoCo is a dumb c*nt who seems to think that it's okay that Ice-T calls her a bitch as a term of endearment! Seriously, I watched some stupid show on MTV about the private lives of various rap stars (I can't believe I just said rap and star in the same sentence) and this chick is a real piece of work! She was originally a flat-chested brunette who had delusions of becoming a porn star. Alas, all the silicone in the DOW Chemical Plant couldn't put this ding bat on the map - she had to hook-up with some aging, washed-up rapper to become famous. What got me was when she said it's no big deal when Ice says, "Bitch, get me a soda!" WTF? I'd be like "Sure peckerhead, here ya go!" and bounce the can off his face. She has absoultly no respect for herself….but I guess since he's the one with the money and the sole reason for her fame, he can call her anything he wants.
i bet coco has a higher IQ.
You nailed it, P Nasty!
Gwyneth looks like she's about ready to go trolling for chavs with this look, but I'm a poor person to judge because she strikes me as bland and non-sexual. No fire down below.
She's a dead ringer for Peggy Lipton– remember the old Mod Squad?
Gwyneth lives up the road from me in Belsize Park. let me tell you, this PLAIN JANE snob looks NOTHING like the picture above!! NOTHING and I have seen her many a time.
Ok that so does not quite look like Gwenneth..somethings odd about that photo of her….
Gwenyth is ugly airbrushed or not…money can only help hide so much.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
AT least CoCo is hotter! and is not ANTI AMERICAN like GWEN!!! Hope your ticket sales suffer so you can go back to your "more civilized" home in Belgravia with all those Lords and Ladies.
GWEN is ugly stupid ol hag. go have more babies and disappear.
"I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People don’t talk about work and money - they talk about interesting things at dinner parties. Brits are far more intelligent and civilised than Americans. I love the fact that you can hail a taxi and just pick up your pram and put in the back of the cab without having to collapse it.”
gWenie paltrow
PLEAZE stay in the UK… I personally love London too but you are better off there.
The Shakespeare in Love beauty, who lives in London with her rock star husband Chris Martin and daughter Apple, admits she is amazed by the locals' courage in the face of adversity.
She says, "I find the English amazing how they got over 7/7. There were no multiple memorials with people sobbing as they would have been in America. There, they are constantly scaring people but at the same time, people think nothing of going to see a therapist."
They look nothing alike, Gwyneth is nothing but CLASS
They both look like trash.
Between the two, I think CoCo has the bigger dick!
@ Mysterious Madame X says
Why are you so surprised that Ice-T called this hag a "bitch"? Coco is a man. He loves being called a bitch.
coco ..that skanky ass female is as orange as the back round!!! sick…
Coc and Jordan make a better match
What the heck is wrong with Gwyneth's eyebrows? They are so dark, it looks ridiculous!
Gwyneth looks like a very poor man's Peggy Lipton in that pic. I don't get it w/her - she's bo-ring and mediocre at best.
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That Coco chick doesn't look anything like Gwynneth, she wishes she did! Coco looks like some female steroided wrestling chick. As for: Wait, you’re ICE T…bust a cap. Ha-ha, that's funny!
It looks like Coco has a mustache! Ugh!
Your wrong on this one
I always suspected Gwyneth was really a dude. Thanks for the proof!
Gwyneth is not a gorgeous girl; she got where she is because of her powerful hollywood parents. She can act fairly well; however, she's still a PLAIN JANE. Therefore, in closing I now pronounce her Gwyneth Paltrylooks. hehe
they're both equally fugly.. but dont look alike.. maybe they're half siblings? coco's mama wit the fat ass, and gwens mama wit no ass.. both with the same ugly dad..
what the f…..
Gwyneth, what happened to you?
OMG Coco looks wayyyyyy better than G! Class and Trash, yeah I agree G do look kinda of trashy there and I can believe she uses coke, why else would you let someone shot you like this. Only reason she is in Hollywood is because of her dad, who pull strings for her years ago before he died and they were smart enough to attach her to Steven Spellberg, who throw her a worm every once in a while. She is horrible and every movie she is in dies. Just like Jessica Simpson her shit sneeks to DVD.
jordan could be thrown in there as well.
NO WAY! Gwyneth is gorgeous and exudes glam, Coco is worthless and hideous, orange, and has a gigantic ass!
coco is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!