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Left: Jack White. Right: Britney Spears.

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HAH.FUNNY…FIRST
oh my god i have been thinking this for weeks!
WHY… YES THEY ARE!!!
first
wow
WOW–she needs help
Two ends of the spectrum. One's a genius the other is a retard, I don't see the similarity.
FIRST I HOPE PEREZ IS THE BEST
YOU KNOW WHATS SAD, OUT OF THE HUNDRUDS OF PICS TAKEN WITHIN THE TWO MINUTES SHE WAS ENTERING AND LEAVING THE CLUB, YOU MANAGE TO POST THE ONES OF HE INBETWEEN BLINKING….LOVE HOW YOU TWIST THE TRUTH JERKOFF……I STILL SUPPORT HER
I LOVE my wemon all drugged up ya'll!
Hah!
douche nozzle
Yeah, and they both can't sing!
sad, She the next Anna. I give her this year the way she going
jack is f-ing ugly.
jack white looks more like michael jackson!! he scares me.
Ohhhh really good pic
Hahahahaha
1st
good comparison!
brilliant!
the difference? the one on the left is talented
No. Jack White is SO much cooler.
You need to add a pic of Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka to make them triplets, ha ha.
maybe she hired jack white's stylist?
Seperated At Birth:
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BRITNEY and BRAINS/TALENT
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Rash Manly therashreport.com
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Jack is amazing! Britney is..well..nothing.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!! Jack White!!!
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yeah baby
I love it!! F*cking hilarious Perez!!
Jack White is "The Hotness"
Britney Spears is a sick, nasty mess.
nice one.
FIRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT WHAAAAAAAT WHAAAAAAAAT
:p
Seriously, what happened to Britney Spears. She's more than a hot mess!
J NASTYS A BITCH
PEREZ IS THE SHIT
XOXOXOXOX
MAD LOVE PEREZ
40th?
booth are soo ugly ufff
ugllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
LMFAO . . . Perez, your separated at birth segments are awesome lately!!
Too funny!!
NO!! plllleeeeaaaase no matter how "similar" they may apprear, NEVER compare trash spears to the genius that is jack white!
MANDA you're an idiot!
u continue 2 entertain me
love u perez
SHE IS SO PATHETIC!!!
J NASTY is so right!
looks more like cisco adler
OMG OMG OMG THAT IS LIKE SO MEAN MARIO
hahahahaha
i think brit looks better !!
LOL!
i have a save britney shirt! you should get it!
Oh my god. Why does she still have custody of her kids?
I really think that Jack White is , well, kinda hideous
ROTFL LMAO
I WANNA SEE A TAPE OF BRITNEY DOING BUKAKKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ACK! Perez, SHAME ON YOU!!!! Jack White is now going to contract herpes from just having his picture next to that dumb slop trough of a broad. She wishes she was as good looking/ talented/ had the staying power of Jack White. It's okay though I still love you.
haha jack fromt the white stripes= not hot but britney does need a good ol' trip to rehab
YOU HIT THE NAIL WITH THIS ONE PEREZITO..POOR BRIT
HA! They're both FUG!
Damn!! Britney's red shirt has a huge collar…is that the fashion now for pop stars?!? And that dude looks like a used-to-be-famous-but-now-fucked-in-the-head-popstar-that-I-used-to-want-to-lick-but-not-anymore.
Nope…no similarity at all. I'm shocked that you would even compare the two…..just because of a stupid hat. Pffft! Jack White is HOT….Brit is NOT
BRITNEY IS A HAS BEEN!! SHE IS SO STUPID. SHE'S WRECKING HER CAREER AND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT OR CARE!
***** KEVIN..PLEASE GO GET YOUR KIDS! *****
Only a skank from 'behind the back of nowhere' would put white liner on the inside lower lid…. why? to make her eyes appear whiter. Perhaps if she wants whiter eyes she should stop drinkin' and druggin'! What a stupid bloated hick!
Looks like that Ryan Cabrerra douche.
Is Brit Brit rollin? She definately looks like it.
WHEN ARE THEY TAKING AWAY HER BABIES? Those poor kiddies. I cant belive that I am about to say this. K-FED IS THE BETTER PARENT!
WHY? WHY? WHY? DO YOU BRING TWO BEAUTIFUL BABIES INTO THIS WORLD, AND THAN RUN AROUND IN A SELFISH DRUNKEN/DRUGGED UP STATE! THOSE LITTLE BOYS ARE GOING TO PAY THE PRICE…….MY HEART BLEEDS FOR THEM……BRITNEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO HAVE KIDS,BUT SHES A SELFISH SELF INDULGED BRAT!
Ha Ha J NASTY a.k.a Britney - stop posting as other people defending you and go take care of them kids! Also, is it THAT hard to get a good weave these days? It looks like Sean Preston did it for you in the dark.
Dont let er fool ya folks! It's not the first time she's posted!
DON'T COMPARE THAT HOT MESS WITH JACK WHITE! JACK WHITE HAS WAY MORE TALENT THEN THAT SO CALLED POP PRINCESS!
I WANT TO FUCK JACK WHITE.
Britney needs to go away.
I was thinking Slash, but Jack is pretty close.
all i can say is wow
everyone knos brit needs help
but i think shes too messed up to even be helped by professionals
sean preston im soo sorry your momma acts younger than you
This is insulting to Jack White. This man is a genius, and gorgeous to boot.
honestly.. i feel really bad for Brit.. i mean something must have really went wrong, for her to be like this… a friend of mine told me that she read in a european magazine, that she was almost raped… and that is why she shaved her head.. and thats why shes going crazy.. in that case she has every right to be a little crazy.. im not her biggest fan or anything, i just think all this media is making it worse for her, and bringing her down even lower..
Oh please. Jack White is a talented musician! Britney Spears is an untalented, fake, fraud, pop slut.
ohh and k-fed hes a smart little f**ker.. i cant stand him… he used brittany… to get money.. to get some fame.. he has absolutly no heart.. piece of shit i hate him… Brit! i have complete faith in you .. its your life.. do what you feel.. block out all these stupid people.. that have nothing better than to talk about you.. some advise… watch the movie "The Secret" its great!! im sure you'll enjoy it. ( and to "brittney fans are Morons") your a moron sweety.. people have there own opinion and you know what Karma … stop hating!!!
You can not compare the talented Jack White with that white trash..
1. please, some of you holier than thou folks need to learn some manners and stop commenting in all caps
2. Jack White is genius, will go down as a genius-one of the all time greats. Just one of a few who still appreciates the guitar solo
3. Twitney looks so wasted
thEy BoTH lOOK aWfUl!!
Jack white is God.
Jack White pisses out more talent than Britney ever had… and he gets a pass looking like hell.. hes a god!
Jack can thump my icky any day!
hahahahahahahahahaha… that's an insult to jack, seriously..
oh my god she looks like a monster!! she can get a job in scary movies jajaja
Jack is HOT. Why is Britney turning into a man.
You forgot the Child-catcher from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"!
holy crap, you coulda got a pic of Johnny Depp in his Charlie & the Chocolate Factory hat in there too!
you are so but so stupid we are getting tired of you peacefully leaves brit already his you drink to mejo you have envies. gay
now that is hilarious
Guys do drugs, records sell.
Girls do drugs, career goes to hell.
Wow, what did Jack White do to deserve being compared to that ho?
You should do one with Jack and MJ
someone get me the number to brit's dealer…that looks like some good E lol
bitch is a stoned-cold courtney love mess. bitch lost her shades and doesn't even know it.
JACK WHITE HAS A SON NOW, HIS NAME'S HENRY LEE WHITE!!
WTF how could you even put the GENIUS Jack White's photo in the same space as that…thing, much less equate their looks!?!?!?!?! Jack White is a GOD.
I think despite all the insanity going on in her head, Britney needs to hire a new stylist. Has she worn anything motherly/feminine/classy lately?
When the bitch runs out of money and moves back to her Lysianna trailer park will we be done looking at pictures of her????? Puhleeze Perez, pretty please? I'm am so sick of this Queen O' the White trash Y'all!!!!!!!
Congrats to Jack and Karen. Love you 2.
Ugh, I've lost a lot of love for Brit Brit over the last year…girl needs to calm down A LOT…its sad:(
Shitney Spears needs to get rid of those wack ass wigs..
Jack White is sexy and talented…Britney is neither
HI BRITNEY, THIS IS GEORGE BUSH AND I DEMAND TO SEE THE BUKKAKE VIDEO!!!! RELEASE IT AT ONCE!!!