Separated At Birth

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Left: Jack White. Right: Britney Spears.

    Posted: Aug 8, 2007 at 12:55 pm / Email this  »

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    1. hdf says – reply to this


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      HAH.FUNNY…FIRST

    2. jessica says – reply to this


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      oh my god i have been thinking this for weeks!

    3. Hannah says – reply to this


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      WHY… YES THEY ARE!!!

    4. a says – reply to this


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      first

    5. tt says – reply to this


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      wow

    6. tt says – reply to this


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      WOW–she needs help

    7. mel says – reply to this


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      Two ends of the spectrum. One's a genius the other is a retard, I don't see the similarity.

    8. first says – reply to this


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      FIRST I HOPE PEREZ IS THE BEST

    9. J NASTY says – reply to this


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      YOU KNOW WHATS SAD, OUT OF THE HUNDRUDS OF PICS TAKEN WITHIN THE TWO MINUTES SHE WAS ENTERING AND LEAVING THE CLUB, YOU MANAGE TO POST THE ONES OF HE INBETWEEN BLINKING….LOVE HOW YOU TWIST THE TRUTH JERKOFF……I STILL SUPPORT HER

    10. G.O.D. says – reply to this


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      I LOVE my wemon all drugged up ya'll!

    11. Anne says – reply to this


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      Hah!

    12. clean it up says – reply to this


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      douche nozzle

    13. beauty_w_brains says – reply to this


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      Yeah, and they both can't sing!

    14. belle says – reply to this


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      sad, She the next Anna. I give her this year the way she going

    15. ashley says – reply to this


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      jack is f-ing ugly.

    16. jill says – reply to this


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      jack white looks more like michael jackson!! he scares me.

    17. Sweet Chicken says – reply to this


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      Ohhhh really good pic

    18. J says – reply to this


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      Hahahahaha

    19. Alison says – reply to this


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      1st

    20. Michele says – reply to this


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      good comparison!

    21. Nick says – reply to this


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      brilliant!

    22. IckyThumpAward says – reply to this


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      the difference? the one on the left is talented

    23. KATE says – reply to this


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      No. Jack White is SO much cooler.

    24. seeldee says – reply to this


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      You need to add a pic of Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka to make them triplets, ha ha.

    25. ?? says – reply to this


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      maybe she hired jack white's stylist?

    26. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Seperated At Birth:
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      BRITNEY and BRAINS/TALENT
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      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    27. MEG says – reply to this


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      first

    28. Jaime Sanderson says – reply to this


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      Jack is amazing! Britney is..well..nothing.

    29. cindy says – reply to this


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      LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!! Jack White!!!

    30. bob says – reply to this


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      25

    31. driver says – reply to this


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      yeah baby

    32. MIgirl says – reply to this


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      I love it!! F*cking hilarious Perez!!
      Jack White is "The Hotness"
      Britney Spears is a sick, nasty mess.

    33. Remi says – reply to this


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      nice one.

    34. yoyoyoy says – reply to this


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      FIRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT WHAAAAAAAT WHAAAAAAAAT ;) :p

    35. P E T U N I A says – reply to this


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      Seriously, what happened to Britney Spears. She's more than a hot mess!

    36. MANDA says – reply to this


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      J NASTYS A BITCH
      PEREZ IS THE SHIT
      XOXOXOXOX
      MAD LOVE PEREZ

    37. xl says – reply to this


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      40th?

    38. THE ZACefron says – reply to this


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      booth are soo ugly ufff

      ugllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    39. MOI* says – reply to this


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      LMFAO . . . Perez, your separated at birth segments are awesome lately!!
      Too funny!!

    40. Lindz says – reply to this


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      NO!! plllleeeeaaaase no matter how "similar" they may apprear, NEVER compare trash spears to the genius that is jack white!

    41. MANDA SUCKS! says – reply to this


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      MANDA you're an idiot!

    42. tracy says – reply to this


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      u continue 2 entertain me :) love u perez

    43. Jay says – reply to this


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      SHE IS SO PATHETIC!!!

    44. Sofie says – reply to this


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      J NASTY is so right!

    45. eric says – reply to this


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      looks more like cisco adler

    46. BRITNEY RULES says – reply to this


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      OMG OMG OMG THAT IS LIKE SO MEAN MARIO

    47. lozzz says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha :D

      i think brit looks better !! :D

    48. MarciP says – reply to this


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      LOL!

    49. dana says – reply to this


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      i have a save britney shirt! you should get it!

    50. G.Lo says – reply to this


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      Oh my god. Why does she still have custody of her kids?

    51. Groovee says – reply to this


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      I really think that Jack White is , well, kinda hideous

    52. NtheRAW says – reply to this


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      ROTFL LMAO

    53. trucho says – reply to this


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      I WANNA SEE A TAPE OF BRITNEY DOING BUKAKKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    54. Kirstenmonster says – reply to this


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      ACK! Perez, SHAME ON YOU!!!! Jack White is now going to contract herpes from just having his picture next to that dumb slop trough of a broad. She wishes she was as good looking/ talented/ had the staying power of Jack White. It's okay though I still love you.

    55. michelle says – reply to this


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      haha jack fromt the white stripes= not hot but britney does need a good ol' trip to rehab

    56. MARA says – reply to this


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      YOU HIT THE NAIL WITH THIS ONE PEREZITO..POOR BRIT

    57. qt196 says – reply to this


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      HA! They're both FUG!

    58. JC's stepbrother says – reply to this


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      Damn!! Britney's red shirt has a huge collar…is that the fashion now for pop stars?!? And that dude looks like a used-to-be-famous-but-now-fucked-in-the-head-popstar-that-I-used-to-want-to-lick-but-not-anymore.

    59. Nova11 says – reply to this


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      Nope…no similarity at all. I'm shocked that you would even compare the two…..just because of a stupid hat. Pffft! Jack White is HOT….Brit is NOT

    60. Pam In Evansville Indiana says – reply to this


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      BRITNEY IS A HAS BEEN!! SHE IS SO STUPID. SHE'S WRECKING HER CAREER AND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT OR CARE!

      ***** KEVIN..PLEASE GO GET YOUR KIDS! *****

    61. Christine says – reply to this


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      Only a skank from 'behind the back of nowhere' would put white liner on the inside lower lid…. why? to make her eyes appear whiter. Perhaps if she wants whiter eyes she should stop drinkin' and druggin'! What a stupid bloated hick!

    62. max says – reply to this


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      Looks like that Ryan Cabrerra douche.

    63. DaniNicole says – reply to this


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      Is Brit Brit rollin? She definately looks like it.
      WHEN ARE THEY TAKING AWAY HER BABIES? Those poor kiddies. I cant belive that I am about to say this. K-FED IS THE BETTER PARENT!

    64. FAWNA says – reply to this


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      WHY? WHY? WHY? DO YOU BRING TWO BEAUTIFUL BABIES INTO THIS WORLD, AND THAN RUN AROUND IN A SELFISH DRUNKEN/DRUGGED UP STATE! THOSE LITTLE BOYS ARE GOING TO PAY THE PRICE…….MY HEART BLEEDS FOR THEM……BRITNEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO HAVE KIDS,BUT SHES A SELFISH SELF INDULGED BRAT!

    65. CaughtYa says – reply to this


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      Ha Ha J NASTY a.k.a Britney - stop posting as other people defending you and go take care of them kids! Also, is it THAT hard to get a good weave these days? It looks like Sean Preston did it for you in the dark.

      Dont let er fool ya folks! It's not the first time she's posted!

    66. JULES says – reply to this


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      DON'T COMPARE THAT HOT MESS WITH JACK WHITE! JACK WHITE HAS WAY MORE TALENT THEN THAT SO CALLED POP PRINCESS!

    67. Tera says – reply to this


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      I WANT TO FUCK JACK WHITE.

      Britney needs to go away.

    68. Christina says – reply to this


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      I was thinking Slash, but Jack is pretty close. :)

    69. QTfromTX says – reply to this


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      all i can say is wow
      everyone knos brit needs help
      but i think shes too messed up to even be helped by professionals
      sean preston im soo sorry your momma acts younger than you

    70. jlbw says – reply to this


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      This is insulting to Jack White. This man is a genius, and gorgeous to boot.

    71. butterfly says – reply to this


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      honestly.. i feel really bad for Brit.. i mean something must have really went wrong, for her to be like this… a friend of mine told me that she read in a european magazine, that she was almost raped… and that is why she shaved her head.. and thats why shes going crazy.. in that case she has every right to be a little crazy.. im not her biggest fan or anything, i just think all this media is making it worse for her, and bringing her down even lower..

    72. britney fans are morons says – reply to this


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      Oh please. Jack White is a talented musician! Britney Spears is an untalented, fake, fraud, pop slut.

    73. Baby says – reply to this


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      ohh and k-fed hes a smart little f**ker.. i cant stand him… he used brittany… to get money.. to get some fame.. he has absolutly no heart.. piece of shit i hate him… Brit! i have complete faith in you .. its your life.. do what you feel.. block out all these stupid people.. that have nothing better than to talk about you.. some advise… watch the movie "The Secret" its great!! im sure you'll enjoy it. ( and to "brittney fans are Morons") your a moron sweety.. people have there own opinion and you know what Karma … stop hating!!!

    74. KELLIE says – reply to this


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      You can not compare the talented Jack White with that white trash..

    75. miss manners says – reply to this


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      1. please, some of you holier than thou folks need to learn some manners and stop commenting in all caps

      2. Jack White is genius, will go down as a genius-one of the all time greats. Just one of a few who still appreciates the guitar solo

      3. Twitney looks so wasted

    76. laToYa says – reply to this


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      thEy BoTH lOOK aWfUl!!

    77. i love Jack says – reply to this


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      Jack white is God.

    78. nysro says – reply to this


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      Jack White pisses out more talent than Britney ever had… and he gets a pass looking like hell.. hes a god!

    79. CHINE says – reply to this


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      Jack can thump my icky any day!

    80. :G@BY: says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahahahahaha… that's an insult to jack, seriously..

    81. omega says – reply to this


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      oh my god she looks like a monster!! she can get a job in scary movies jajaja

    82. Soulbutter says – reply to this


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      Jack is HOT. Why is Britney turning into a man.

    83. mikey says – reply to this


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      You forgot the Child-catcher from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"!

    84. i love cookies says – reply to this


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      holy crap, you coulda got a pic of Johnny Depp in his Charlie & the Chocolate Factory hat in there too!

    85. liam says – reply to this


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      you are so but so stupid we are getting tired of you peacefully leaves brit already his you drink to mejo you have envies. gay

    86. perez lover says – reply to this


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      now that is hilarious

    87. haha says – reply to this


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      Guys do drugs, records sell.
      Girls do drugs, career goes to hell.

    88. Roo says – reply to this


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      Wow, what did Jack White do to deserve being compared to that ho?

    89. Sydney says – reply to this


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      You should do one with Jack and MJ

    90. pradaprincess says – reply to this


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      someone get me the number to brit's dealer…that looks like some good E lol

    91. pickles says – reply to this


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      bitch is a stoned-cold courtney love mess. bitch lost her shades and doesn't even know it.

    92. lola says – reply to this


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      JACK WHITE HAS A SON NOW, HIS NAME'S HENRY LEE WHITE!!

    93. JenT says – reply to this


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      WTF how could you even put the GENIUS Jack White's photo in the same space as that…thing, much less equate their looks!?!?!?!?! Jack White is a GOD.

    94. WW says – reply to this


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      I think despite all the insanity going on in her head, Britney needs to hire a new stylist. Has she worn anything motherly/feminine/classy lately?

    95. Naters says – reply to this


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      When the bitch runs out of money and moves back to her Lysianna trailer park will we be done looking at pictures of her????? Puhleeze Perez, pretty please? I'm am so sick of this Queen O' the White trash Y'all!!!!!!!

    96. gothic love says – reply to this


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      Congrats to Jack and Karen. Love you 2.

    97. Beth says – reply to this


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      Ugh, I've lost a lot of love for Brit Brit over the last year…girl needs to calm down A LOT…its sad:(

    98. MthrFckrrrr says – reply to this


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      Shitney Spears needs to get rid of those wack ass wigs..

    99. demented bunny says – reply to this


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      Jack White is sexy and talented…Britney is neither

    100. george bush says – reply to this


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      HI BRITNEY, THIS IS GEORGE BUSH AND I DEMAND TO SEE THE BUKKAKE VIDEO!!!! RELEASE IT AT ONCE!!!

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