Separated At Birth

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1. Melisa says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   What the heck is wrong with Britney? She needs to get her act together!!!

2. diony says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Brit looks like A Clockwork Douche.

3. Fucked up says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   What a fucked up mess she is. SO gross and dirty looking. Please go to rehab and get help, Shittney.

4. Wow. says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Don't ever compare the two of them again.
   Seriously.

5. nikki says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Okay..so it makes him cool to be super white and sport a top hat and long hair…however when shes wearing a wig and blinking shes suddenly a drug whore!? think about it. what assholes. DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING THE MEDIA SAYS!! do YOU know her? no.

6. Kimmie4 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   awww man…. i just vomitted on myself….

   vomitt caused by brilliance

7. Ugh says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   They're both gross.

8. Francis says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   JACK WHITE IS SOOOOOOOO HOT! BRITNEY, NOT!!!

9. Joanne says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Leave my boy alone!

10. Bohica says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    110

    Shitney is unworthy of gracing the same screen as the fabulous Jack White!!!

11. kar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    111

    jack is cuter.

12. slinki says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    112

    Triplets! You forgot Jacko!

13. Angela says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    113

    hahahah she sucks

14. Camelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    114

    We've got to do better!!!

15. dave says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    myabe its because I'm canadian and from a small town. But I think Britney is F'ing hot as hell. She is the only reason I come to this site. I would give anything to spend a night out on the town with her. I'd make her a good breakfeast in the morning as well. Any straight guys here should just admit that you would love a night with Brit. I know I sure would.

16. ha ha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    116

    That is too funny!

17. Renxr7 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I agree one is a genius and the other is a retard. Musically I can't see the comparison. Jack is a good parent and the genius, Brit is just trash

18. Arian says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    118

    Hahaha! Good GOD! You shouldn't insult Jack like that! Please spear him the comparison.

19. Meiko says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    119

    poor fugly britney

20. edmund says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    120

    they do look the same. I heard jack whites sister in the group is actually his ex-wife,can you clear it up?

21. jaariel35 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    121

    Brazilliant

22. knowinit says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    122

    the most jacked up people on the face of the earth

23. emma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    okay, jack white is a musical genius.
    and britney spears is just, insane.
    how could you even compare the ttwo.
    their in no way shape or form alike, and they DONT look alike.
    whats wrong with you.

24. kelly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    jack white is fucking hot- saw white stripes in concert a few weeks ago- holy crap i wanted him haha- jack white is too amazing to be compared to her

    to the person who said he can't sing- wtf? are you retarded? the white stripes fucking rock

25. jack white is the shit says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    125

    i want jack's baby

    haha

    he is amazing

    jack white for president

26. 3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    126

    jack white is god

    don't insult god

27. fionalicious says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahahahahah identicos! hahahaha que MAL!
    pobre infeliz la Britney, ser + fea que él ha de ser duro!!!
    poor bastard -she-

28. nick johnson says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HOTT MESS
    ITS A HOTTTT MESSSS
    she looks better with a bald head

29. Whatthe?!? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Jack White is hot. Sorry, dude, that you are in a pic right next to that trashtastic ho.

30. meg white is better than karen elson says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    jack white is god having a sexy day

31. meg white is better than karen elson says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    jack white is god having a sexy day

32. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    meg white and jack white need to get back together b/c they are both hot

    britney needs to jump of a building

33. meJUSTme says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BOTH FUGLIER THAN SHIT

34. marzlee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    134

    hahah they both have such lovley greesy hair and cracked out expressions

35. Camelights says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    135

    behold the parents of Edward Scissorhands

36. gmarie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    jack is an exceptional gentleman. He could help her if she would only pay attention.

37. ruby says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    #118 & #48 are both britney spears herself writing

38. goodygoods says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    white stripes… white trash, ok now i get it.

39. Rash Manly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The Britney Spears Song
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    Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'."
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    "You keep sayin',
    That I need to stay home nights,
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    You keep layin' all your advice on me,
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    When I'm playin”,
    You watch everything I do,
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    Just quit payin'
    All your attention to me.
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    My Brutes don't like your stalkin',
    You paparazzi zoo,
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    And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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    You keep layin'
    In wait to stab me in the back,
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    You keep me smellin'
    Like somethin' less than a rose,
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    You keep sayin'
    I'm a train that's jumped off it's tracks,
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    You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes,
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    My brutes don't like your gawkin',
    And takin' pictures too,
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    And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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    You keep choosin'
    Photos that make me look sleazy,
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    You say I'm losin'
    All my looks and my fame,
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    You think bein' a party girl is easy,
    If I look dumb I'm holdin' you to blame,
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    My Brutes aren't made for talkin',
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    That's not what they do,
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    But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!"
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    Rash Manly therashreport.com

40. Jack Beige says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    140

    Wow, she's pretty! Britney's not bad either.

41. lex says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    jack white could not be any further from hot… seriously.

42. jennyjenny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    nooo I love Jack White, don't insult him like that!