Separated At Birth

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Left: Miss Piggy. Right: Ashley Olsen.

    Posted: Aug 8, 2007 at 7:07 pm / Email this  »

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    1. AHAHA says – reply to this


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      hahaha. Theyt do look alike. FIRST

    2. janine says – reply to this


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      hilarious!

    3. shaneequa says – reply to this


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      Perez, did you just call someone with an eating disorder a pig? Classy.

    4. T says – reply to this


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      ahhaha they do resemble each other with the big eyes and fat cheeks…lol.

    5. one says – reply to this


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      #1

    6. dsa says – reply to this


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      friist?!

    7. red says – reply to this


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      so hot

    8. Pris says – reply to this


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      HAHA THATS FUNNY AND TRUE!!!!!!

    9. Kerry says – reply to this


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      first, and you scare me with this stuff.

    10. Karelle says – reply to this


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      so theyre triplets!!!

    11. ash says – reply to this


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      lol, fo realz.

    12. pm says – reply to this


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      they are both beautiful!

    13. JBintokyo says – reply to this


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      Why is Ash on the cover this month? I would have thought Mary-Kate would be doing promotional stuff since Weeds is debuting soon.

    14. erin says – reply to this


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      thats good

    15. T says – reply to this


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      Their hair and pose and everything……HAHAHA……that's hilarious!

    16. jesse says – reply to this


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      i think she looks gorgeous!!

    17. AHAHA says – reply to this


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      MY THIRD ""FIRST"" TODAY!

      YAAAAY.

      childish. i know

    18. IL says – reply to this


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      That's HILARIOUS!!

    19. Emily says – reply to this


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      Have you actually read the article? It's very interesting and totally changed my opinion about her.

    20. B says – reply to this


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      ha ha… cute!

    21. darcy says – reply to this


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      puhahahahahaha!

    22. almost 1st says – reply to this


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      LOL!

    23. gary says – reply to this


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      1st fuckers

    24. IL says – reply to this


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      That's HILARIOUS!

    25. jordy says – reply to this


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      100% twinssssss

    26. Gigi says – reply to this


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      They clearly share eyemakeup and hair styling tips!

    27. Melinda Featherstone says – reply to this


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      Which is which?

    28. geoff says – reply to this


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      i can think of someone else who resembles the pig.

    29. marthaaa says – reply to this


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      i do see the resemblance…
      i think she looks pretty though.

    30. CMK says – reply to this


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      YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!

    31. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      The one on the left is way hotter.

    32. name says – reply to this


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      last.

    33. whaaat says – reply to this


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      ha! too funny! it's great how they're each posing in the same position.

    34. Shireen says – reply to this


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      great… now you're gonna make the other one anorexic.

      hehe love it!

    35. cedes says – reply to this


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      first

    36. jamie says – reply to this


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      why do ppl always say first when the comment?

    37. diva says – reply to this


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      1st

    38. me says – reply to this


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      1st

    39. Wil says – reply to this


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      BWAHAHAHAHAHA that's AWESOME. now all me need is anorexic piggy

    40. mi says – reply to this


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      first :)

    41. steph says – reply to this


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      So evil! Ashley looks great here

    42. whaaat says – reply to this


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      hey shaneequa — ashley doesn't have the eating disorder, mk does…

    43. SDF says – reply to this


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      JAJJAJAJAJA THAT'S TRUE OMG THEY WHERE 3 NOT TWINS WOW!! COOL

    44. Sandra G says – reply to this


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      Ha ha ha Everytime that i see her now im gonna think of miss piggy…… what a whore!

    45. fra says – reply to this


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      both are pretty

    46. Amy says – reply to this


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      She's hot. You're a bastard

    47. aek332 says – reply to this


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      first

    48. jodylp1 says – reply to this


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      Somebody has too much time on their hands….
      Perez, I'm looking at you !!

    49. bbbbbbbbstar says – reply to this


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      now thats just not nice, Perez

    50. boo says – reply to this


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      ahahaha yeah its true

    51. slyplay says – reply to this


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      meanies

    52. lottie says – reply to this


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      1st'??

      noo shes gorgeous

    53. steph says – reply to this


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      Sooo mean!! Ashley looks great here

    54. you are not me says – reply to this


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      hey perez why are ur updates slow this week???

      anyways
      yeah they look alike! :)

    55. lils** says – reply to this


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      Ha Ha Ha good one just what she needs, to think shes fat like a pig. Lets see if there is a dramatic weight loss after this one. lol love ya Perez

    56. Cosmetic Revenge says – reply to this


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      omg this is the best thing i have ever seen

    57. JIZZZZ says – reply to this


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      AHAHAHHAH THEY LOOK SOOOOO ALIKE.

    58. Michelle says – reply to this


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      LOL

    59. Nat says – reply to this


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      Haha! So true.
      I still think Ashley looks hot though!

    60. JJ says – reply to this


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      First…. what the Hell Perez, you call her anorexic all day long, and now she's a PIG?? She actually looks pretty hot BTW

    61. claire says – reply to this


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      missy piggy is the style icon and more deserving of the cover don't you think?

    62. cunt says – reply to this


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      what a prick u are perez…the girl is fucked up over weight issues and u call her a pig? niiiiice

    63. Victoriaspice says – reply to this


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      Holy Guacamole! I thought she resembled someone familiar and you are right on!

    64. Sromeo says – reply to this


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      That's funny….

      but honestly, Ashley looks pretty much flawless, gotta give it to her.

    65. Nancy says – reply to this


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      Sooo Mean!

    66. Maddison says – reply to this


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      OMG why would you compare someone that has had a very public eating disorder with Miss. Piggy…….this is exactly why half the women in america are purging themselves this very moment! Low blow you class-less tack-less hypocrite!

    67. Littles** says – reply to this


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      Ha Ha Ha just what she needs to get the idea she's fat. Lets see if there's a dramatic weight loss, or another rehab stint after this one. lol Love ya Perez

    68. amanda says – reply to this


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      This is the best "Separated at Birth" yet! Though I do think Ashley looks stunning on the cover.

      PS: Teresa is a douche.

    69. Rosa says – reply to this


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      Theresa shutup ! Ashley your look stunning !

    70. jayla says – reply to this


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      bahahah perez where do you come up with this shit?! too fukin funny!

    71. erin says – reply to this


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      yeowch!

    72. tita says – reply to this


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      Yeah!!! This is the Best Separated at Birth!!! Amazing!!! She should see this, lol!! this is hilarious!! clothes, hair, face, eyes, pose! jajajaja wow, I am loving Perez!!!
      from: Monterrey, MEXICO!!

    73. Stacia says – reply to this


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      The "separated at births" always kill me, but this is by far my favorite!! Nice one!!

    74. Houston says – reply to this


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      Great, now Miss Piggy is going to have an eatting disorder.

    75. tita says – reply to this


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      Yeah!!! This is the Best Separated at Birth!!! Amazing!!! She should see this, lol!! this is hilarious!! clothes, hair style, face, eyes, nose, pose! jajajaja wow, I am loving Perez!!!
      from: Monterrey, MEXICO!!

    76. vajayjay says – reply to this


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      actually she looks JUST like brittney snow

    77. In Awe & Amazement says – reply to this


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      How do you FIND this shit??

    78. JULES says – reply to this


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      SEPARATED AT BIRTH - ASHLEY OLSEN AND CHILDREN OF THE CORN.

    79. 1 says – reply to this


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      oh please! everyone jumps to her defence, its only humour, i'm sure if she saw the comparison of the poses herself she would laugh. not everything needs to be taken so seriously. ashley is absolutely beautiful, she knows that, everyone knows that, its just funny how similar the poses on the pictures are and their hair and stuff. sheesh people take a joke!

    80. Soapbabie says – reply to this


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      Oh! you are so naughty! And so funny!

    81. Nick says – reply to this


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      nooooooooooooo. i think ashley looks great.

    82. Davide says – reply to this


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      WOW…Jon Benat Ramsey is still alive after all…

    83. Rachel says – reply to this


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      You should be ashamed of yourself, Perez. This girl has an eating disorder and you're ignorant enough to compare her to a pig? Real classy.

    84. kk says – reply to this


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      SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THAT THESE TWO LOOK ALIKE ON THE COMMENTS ON THE ACTUAL COVER YOU POSTED EARLIER TODAY. YOU DIDNT THINK OF IT ONE OF YOUR READERS DID!!!!

    85. loverofalllovers says – reply to this


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      thats amazing

    86. kelly says – reply to this


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      in a non-mean way, they kinda do…but obviously ashley is way prettier…and she does not have fat cheeks like someone said..just big beautiful eyes..! didnt MKO have the eating disorder ne ways?

    87. cindy says – reply to this


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      Hey!! Has anyone thought that maybe…just maybe, Perez gets off on people calling him down? He knows that he is a dirty ass fag. What could be worse? Also, "We" are going to his sick website. Aren't we. Who's the fools here? Perez is getting rich and we are ???

    88. Christine says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    89. dina says – reply to this


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      thats harsh she is sooo pretty she dresses up badd

    90. O says – reply to this


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      brilliant!!!

    91. dani says – reply to this


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      breaking news: miss piggy goes into rehab for an eating disorder

    92. reid says – reply to this


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      that a way to contribute to eating disorders you fuckin fat douche

    93. BELLA says – reply to this


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      THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!

      THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!

      THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!

      THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!

      THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!

      THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!

    94. L says – reply to this


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      Someone got to it first, and I'm not sure which one had an eating disorder (MK or Ash) But either way, this was somewhat the straw that broke the camel's back. I love Perez and read it everyday, but I hate hate HATE the comments about weight on this thing. This one's too fat, this one's too skinny. No wonder these people turn to alcohol and drugs. They can't take the pressure of being perfect. I don't think we've ever had such an obsession with celebrities being infallible before. Last I checked (with a few exceptions) but hollywood was filled with humans (exceptions being the hollywood ebola…which is a disease and others.) Anyway, I went on a tirade, but comparing Ashley Olsen to a pig was just low.

    95. Jasmin says – reply to this


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      wasnt marykate the anorexic one????yea i think so.. so why does anybody care that ashley looks like miss piggy in this pic…

    96. mary says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahahahaha awsome

    97. Jay Jay says – reply to this


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      The facial resemblance is undeniable!!!!!!

    98. l says – reply to this


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      Miss piggy has more class and looks alot better than coked out ashely olsen and her sister

    99. Amy says – reply to this


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      you're pathetic.

      why can't you report the things we want to see without the snide comments? there are young girls reading your website and when you post things like this, no doubt you're doing enormous damage to their perception of beauty.

      she looks stunning in this picture and you're letting your own insecurities lead you to posting cruel articles like the above.

      get a clue, people continue to read your website because you're one of the few who post daily - not because they think you're funny. you're not a comedian. you're a jerk with a lot of insecurities about himself who will write shit about beautiful women to make himself feel better.

      you praise dita for her class, how about getting some of your own.

    100. lm says – reply to this


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      CALM DOWN #102 …MISS PIGGY ONLY WAYS 3LBS…. 5 LBS TOPS.

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