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hahaha. Theyt do look alike. FIRST
hilarious!
Perez, did you just call someone with an eating disorder a pig? Classy.
ahhaha they do resemble each other with the big eyes and fat cheeks…lol.
#1
friist?!
so hot
HAHA THATS FUNNY AND TRUE!!!!!!
first, and you scare me with this stuff.
so theyre triplets!!!
lol, fo realz.
they are both beautiful!
Why is Ash on the cover this month? I would have thought Mary-Kate would be doing promotional stuff since Weeds is debuting soon.
thats good
Their hair and pose and everything……HAHAHA……that's hilarious!
i think she looks gorgeous!!
MY THIRD ""FIRST"" TODAY!
YAAAAY.
childish. i know
That's HILARIOUS!!
Have you actually read the article? It's very interesting and totally changed my opinion about her.
ha ha… cute!
puhahahahahaha!
LOL!
1st fuckers
That's HILARIOUS!
100% twinssssss
They clearly share eyemakeup and hair styling tips!
Which is which?
i can think of someone else who resembles the pig.
i do see the resemblance…
i think she looks pretty though.
YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!
The one on the left is way hotter.
last.
ha! too funny! it's great how they're each posing in the same position.
great… now you're gonna make the other one anorexic.
hehe love it!
first
why do ppl always say first when the comment?
1st
1st
BWAHAHAHAHAHA that's AWESOME. now all me need is anorexic piggy
first
So evil! Ashley looks great here
hey shaneequa — ashley doesn't have the eating disorder, mk does…
JAJJAJAJAJA THAT'S TRUE OMG THEY WHERE 3 NOT TWINS WOW!! COOL
Ha ha ha Everytime that i see her now im gonna think of miss piggy…… what a whore!
both are pretty
She's hot. You're a bastard
first
Somebody has too much time on their hands….
Perez, I'm looking at you !!
now thats just not nice, Perez
ahahaha yeah its true
meanies
1st'??
noo shes gorgeous
Sooo mean!! Ashley looks great here
hey perez why are ur updates slow this week???
anyways
yeah they look alike!
Ha Ha Ha good one just what she needs, to think shes fat like a pig. Lets see if there is a dramatic weight loss after this one. lol love ya Perez
omg this is the best thing i have ever seen
AHAHAHHAH THEY LOOK SOOOOO ALIKE.
LOL
Haha! So true.
I still think Ashley looks hot though!
First…. what the Hell Perez, you call her anorexic all day long, and now she's a PIG?? She actually looks pretty hot BTW
missy piggy is the style icon and more deserving of the cover don't you think?
what a prick u are perez…the girl is fucked up over weight issues and u call her a pig? niiiiice
Holy Guacamole! I thought she resembled someone familiar and you are right on!
That's funny….
but honestly, Ashley looks pretty much flawless, gotta give it to her.
Sooo Mean!
OMG why would you compare someone that has had a very public eating disorder with Miss. Piggy…….this is exactly why half the women in america are purging themselves this very moment! Low blow you class-less tack-less hypocrite!
Ha Ha Ha just what she needs to get the idea she's fat. Lets see if there's a dramatic weight loss, or another rehab stint after this one. lol Love ya Perez
This is the best "Separated at Birth" yet! Though I do think Ashley looks stunning on the cover.
PS: Teresa is a douche.
Theresa shutup ! Ashley your look stunning !
bahahah perez where do you come up with this shit?! too fukin funny!
yeowch!
Yeah!!! This is the Best Separated at Birth!!! Amazing!!! She should see this, lol!! this is hilarious!! clothes, hair, face, eyes, pose! jajajaja wow, I am loving Perez!!!
from: Monterrey, MEXICO!!
The "separated at births" always kill me, but this is by far my favorite!! Nice one!!
Great, now Miss Piggy is going to have an eatting disorder.
Yeah!!! This is the Best Separated at Birth!!! Amazing!!! She should see this, lol!! this is hilarious!! clothes, hair style, face, eyes, nose, pose! jajajaja wow, I am loving Perez!!!
from: Monterrey, MEXICO!!
actually she looks JUST like brittney snow
How do you FIND this shit??
SEPARATED AT BIRTH - ASHLEY OLSEN AND CHILDREN OF THE CORN.
oh please! everyone jumps to her defence, its only humour, i'm sure if she saw the comparison of the poses herself she would laugh. not everything needs to be taken so seriously. ashley is absolutely beautiful, she knows that, everyone knows that, its just funny how similar the poses on the pictures are and their hair and stuff. sheesh people take a joke!
Oh! you are so naughty! And so funny!
nooooooooooooo. i think ashley looks great.
WOW…Jon Benat Ramsey is still alive after all…
You should be ashamed of yourself, Perez. This girl has an eating disorder and you're ignorant enough to compare her to a pig? Real classy.
SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THAT THESE TWO LOOK ALIKE ON THE COMMENTS ON THE ACTUAL COVER YOU POSTED EARLIER TODAY. YOU DIDNT THINK OF IT ONE OF YOUR READERS DID!!!!
thats amazing
in a non-mean way, they kinda do…but obviously ashley is way prettier…and she does not have fat cheeks like someone said..just big beautiful eyes..! didnt MKO have the eating disorder ne ways?
Hey!! Has anyone thought that maybe…just maybe, Perez gets off on people calling him down? He knows that he is a dirty ass fag. What could be worse? Also, "We" are going to his sick website. Aren't we. Who's the fools here? Perez is getting rich and we are ???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats harsh she is sooo pretty she dresses up badd
brilliant!!!
breaking news: miss piggy goes into rehab for an eating disorder
that a way to contribute to eating disorders you fuckin fat douche
THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!
THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!
THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!
THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!
THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!
THOSE GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' GORGEOUS, YOU IDIOT….AND WTF ARE YOU THINKING WITH PERPETUATING FURTHER EATING DISORDER PROBLEMS??!???! MISS PIGGY?!?!? PLEASE…..THE OLSEN GIRLS BARELY WEIGH 110LBS SOAK & WET!!!!! JESUS CHRIST PEREZ—–GET AN EFFIN' CLUE, HOMEY!!!
Someone got to it first, and I'm not sure which one had an eating disorder (MK or Ash) But either way, this was somewhat the straw that broke the camel's back. I love Perez and read it everyday, but I hate hate HATE the comments about weight on this thing. This one's too fat, this one's too skinny. No wonder these people turn to alcohol and drugs. They can't take the pressure of being perfect. I don't think we've ever had such an obsession with celebrities being infallible before. Last I checked (with a few exceptions) but hollywood was filled with humans (exceptions being the hollywood ebola…which is a disease and others.) Anyway, I went on a tirade, but comparing Ashley Olsen to a pig was just low.
wasnt marykate the anorexic one????yea i think so.. so why does anybody care that ashley looks like miss piggy in this pic…
hahahahahahahahaha awsome
The facial resemblance is undeniable!!!!!!
Miss piggy has more class and looks alot better than coked out ashely olsen and her sister
you're pathetic.
why can't you report the things we want to see without the snide comments? there are young girls reading your website and when you post things like this, no doubt you're doing enormous damage to their perception of beauty.
she looks stunning in this picture and you're letting your own insecurities lead you to posting cruel articles like the above.
get a clue, people continue to read your website because you're one of the few who post daily - not because they think you're funny. you're not a comedian. you're a jerk with a lot of insecurities about himself who will write shit about beautiful women to make himself feel better.
you praise dita for her class, how about getting some of your own.
CALM DOWN #102 …MISS PIGGY ONLY WAYS 3LBS…. 5 LBS TOPS.