Separated At Birth

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Left: Jack Black as "Nacho Libre." Right: Perez Hilton as his long lost brother.

Posted: Aug 9, 2007 at 7:22 pm / Email this »

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Amber says – reply to this

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LOL! Brilliant!
KLM says – reply to this

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don't think so….you're losing your touch.
Kelsey says – reply to this

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Please fix your hair color.
Mercy says – reply to this

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Lol!
ANNIE says – reply to this

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CUTE…
joelle says – reply to this

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Yea, 2nd!!!!!!
y0urid0l says – reply to this

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And Disgustingly Fat**** Oompa Loompa
bLAHHH says – reply to this

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TOP 10!! FINALLy DOING SOMETHING "FUNNy" ABOUT yURSELF
Sarah says – reply to this

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He looks better with the stache than you Perez! LOL
sam says – reply to this

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that tash has gotta go
rammy says – reply to this

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HAHAHAH see perez knows how to make fun of himself when he looks a mess
BOYTRON says – reply to this

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Your cuter than him Perez!
Katie says – reply to this

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LOL…good one. Perez, your hair looks as though it's been covered in orange Cheeto dust. Watch out, or Britney Spears may try to lick you! Love ya.
darma says – reply to this

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1st
Loca says – reply to this

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Not a good movie.
joelle says – reply to this

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yea 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is a great day!!!
T says – reply to this

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AHHAHAHAHAH That's cool how Perez can talk about himself like that!! AND IT'S TRUE!
b says – reply to this

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lmao! ur so funny P!
Stella says – reply to this

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Ugly x2
lol says – reply to this

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awwwwwwww.w.w.w.w.w..w.ww.w.w..wwwwwww.w.ww..w.wwwwwwwwwwww.w.w.w.w.w.wwww.w.ww..w.w.w.w.w..w..w

how cuttttttte
brandi says – reply to this

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as much as you dish it out, you can take it..or more so give it to yourself. mad props.
simone says – reply to this

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haha perez, dead on
teresa says – reply to this

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lmmfao..hahahaha…perez i love you, but your getting quite hefty
T.K. says – reply to this

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The photo on the right is enough to turn any red-blooded American gay straight.
lesley says – reply to this

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get rid of the stacheeeeeeee
Alex Cutter says – reply to this

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You have got to be the homeliest, poorest kept homo ever.
alex p keaton says – reply to this

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It is hard enough to look at you as is, but wearing a table cloth is even tougher. Lose a few lbs. chubs
KP says – reply to this

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I love it! But I really wish you'd go back to pink hair.
PeachPie says – reply to this

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Perez, you're just too funny. It's a good thing when we can poke fun even at ourselves. : )
Jeff says – reply to this

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Lose the mustache
Lizzy says – reply to this

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Perez, the freakin' dirty sanchez is not a good look for you!!
John says – reply to this

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You suck, the superficial is so much better and funnier.
Matt says – reply to this

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Perez please dye ur hair in rainbow stripes!!!
skidmark markie mark says – reply to this

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its a fucked up day when jack black looks better than you do. perez, you are hideous in that picture. and u make ur living trashing other people?lol *sigh* the universe must have a plan…
cindy says – reply to this

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Get over yourself Perez. You prick!
gothic love says – reply to this

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I don't want Jack Black. I want Jack White.
Wanna see pics of the new baby, P.
pretty please
akchick says – reply to this

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Very cute. Love the humor!
Suzy says – reply to this

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Perez sorry home your getting a lil chunky! Time to cutt off the morning doughnut.LOL…You live in hollywood you can afford a kick ass trainer and somebody to feed you all that good crap!
RearView says – reply to this

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Oh my.
lily_69 says – reply to this

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that's sooooo true!! xD
David says – reply to this

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GOD! YOU ARE UGLY! Why don't you ever post all the nasty shots of you? Actually kind of ironic now that I think abuot it…nasty fat guy makes fun of everyone gorgeous but pulls in some mad attention. PROPS! But you are STILL ugly. Are you uncut? Cuz if you are then you earn points.
Meesshheellleee says – reply to this

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I love jack Black this is too funny
Another Nobody says – reply to this

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I sure hope you get a stylist for that TV show!

Bleah!
jeb says – reply to this

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now, if you grew out your hair and let it go its natural color, i'd be okay with the extra weight… (and wore nacho libre attire)… but, these freakish dye jobs are just not helping. i understand when it starts to slide the inherent nature to pretend you don't care and just make a fool of yourself with foolish fashion moves, but really, it's not very artistic or original. the yellow shade just is a huge DON'T. and i wasn't too nutz about pink or blue, either.
webms says – reply to this

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Perez,
You are too funny! It's great to have some fun at your own expense. Good to see you have a sense of humor.
MJ says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA YES
M says – reply to this

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Nice!

Keep your hair wild, it's much more fascinating that way.
mememe says – reply to this

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I am a big fan of both of you guys. Adorable. But a diet wouldn't hurt either of you I'm sorry to say.
liliana says – reply to this

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dont ever change!!! who cares if you look like shit!! thats why you're unlike most queeny bitch ass homos!!
i luv u!
JB says – reply to this

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Nah, Jack Black is way sexier than the lard pictured next to him.
eee says – reply to this

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you're getting fatter every day
atworkandbored says – reply to this

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jack black is wayyyyyyy better looking!! even when he's dressed up as nacho libre. lol
alena says – reply to this

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Um,ok jack Black has some talent. You Perez are talentless as hell and i find it funny how you can sit on you fat ass all day dissing celebs when you look tore up from the floor up!!!
I mean come on, you have the money to fix yourself up, that lip catepillar HAS to go. I think my grandpa has a shirt like the one you are wearing but he looks fit and clean. I have seen videos of you some months back and you looked sooooooooooo much better, omg almost cute!!!
You look dirty, dumpy and very unhealthy to be so young.
If you arent worried about the look ,for god sake get healthy at least. You are tripling your risk of heart attack, stroke, high blood pressure and so many more diseases.
On a lighter note…
STOP STOP STOP calling ppl fat who are clearly not overweight. It has become redundant and frankly sickening!!!
Eating disorders are rampant in Holly Weird and you are just adding to the problems. Society needs to stop putting all the focus on how many pounds a person weighs and more focus on the content of their character.
Signed a semi-fan who is a recovered anorexic
margie says – reply to this

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you have to be making a bit of money now Perez. Just hire a trainer or something - maybe that lady on Work Out - Jackie or whatever her name is.

maybe you should get a gastric bypass.
Catie says – reply to this

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Darlin', my boyfriend asked me the other day if you had Cheeto-colored hair because he thought he saw you on VH1, and I unfortunately had to reply that yes, Perez Hilton has Cheeto-colored hair.

Now, you know I adore you and think you're pretty much the cat's meow, but that orange hair and mustache have got to go. Shiteous, sweetie. Absolutely shiteous.
brit says – reply to this

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you wish perez
Diva Bean says – reply to this

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Perez, what the fuck?! You posted this fifteen minutes ago and TWO HOURS ago I left you a comment saying you look like Nacho Libre in that video. Where's the due credit to one of your biggest fans? This is bullshit!
kelly says – reply to this

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50th!! Gross!
Daisy says – reply to this

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Sexy!!!!
Too funny says – reply to this

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I must say that shit is too funny!
Christopher says – reply to this

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Yep- and you're both fat talentless fucks.
Brothers, for sure!
Star Jones says – reply to this

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all i see is 2 of the top 10 ugliest people on the planet. Perez, do you know how disgusting you are? I'd rather eat my dog's asshole then look at you. You probably smell worse than a cum guzzling crackhead bum or Pete Doherty. Could you please get gastric bypass surgery and a head transplant like fat tittied Jessica's hot sister. Is that shit on your upper lip? Please go on the Surreal Life then disappear forever.
Nicole says – reply to this

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Perez…. honey….. Please you need to lose the hair color, stash, and about 30 pounds. I'm a fan, but come one, your in the big time now, take care of yourself.
Karen says – reply to this

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#53, you ding dong, you just called him FAT!!!
JImmy boy says – reply to this

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Perez looks like Ron Jeremy
Emile Yank says – reply to this

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an oopma loompa and nacho libre fucked and out you this hidious beast.
they named it after another hideous beast. Paris Hilton.
not the most creative parents.
lindsaylohan says – reply to this

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perez, honey, you need to start taking care vof yourself, you do NOT want to start looking like jack black
Stacey says – reply to this

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Your his handsome brother!
Ms. Beeps says – reply to this

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I like your shirt. You are adorable!
John Q says – reply to this

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That is an insult to JACK BLACK!!!
Lukas says – reply to this

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He's better looking than you
Bonita says – reply to this

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sexy!
Luke says – reply to this

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he's better looking than you
noway says – reply to this

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please fix your hair creative is one thing but this is awful soo sorry but mucho love anyway
Dawnn says – reply to this

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LMAO Perez is better looking…
Not really says – reply to this

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Yeah, except he's PAID to look like a dork… you were BORN that way…
TX Perez fan says – reply to this

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I love it
To those of you who diss P-Nasty for saying he's "fat", "ugly", or whatever and therefore he shouldn't make fun of celebs, you're missing the point.
Perez doesn't claim to be the textbook definition of beautiful & sexy.
We love him for what is: a blogger who makes all sorts fun of people who are trying to front it like they are something special when they clearly aren't as good as they think they are.
Plus he also makes noise of some people who are cool & interesting.
Even when he doesn't hit the mark 100% we still read it and it's still entertaining.
Plus he says what a lot of us are thinking but are too polite to say.
So good job Perez!
Dawnn says – reply to this

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LMAO Prerz is better looking…
gaby says – reply to this

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Are you trying to get on to celebrity fit club???
marble grapes says – reply to this

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I was thinking a fat William H. Macy with moustache. Sorry for the fat comment Perez………..im a woman and am wary of the sting of that comment. But those that dish it outta be able to take it. But I have digging the new look. Very original. Did you know Jack Black is a Shakespearian trained actor. Is this true?
JC says – reply to this

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Perez what's up with you? you're looking fugly! NO OFENCE! you should get a hair cut, lose some weight, get new and NICE clothe! you're very popular now and you should be looking the best! =]
grace says – reply to this

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oh perez, you are such a stud for making fun of yourself. very admirable. and you look so cute and harmless, like a little teddy bear - the total opposite of your p-nasty persona.
Daisy says – reply to this

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You're rockin the 'stache alot better than Jack Black, P!
Nope says – reply to this

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Nope Perez..I kinda think you was separte at birth with Capitain Kangaroo..!!
Jill says – reply to this

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MMMMM…Not quite. Sorry to say that Nacho is a bit better looking.
{sarah} says – reply to this

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hah, love you perez.
Zor says – reply to this

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WTF?!! Perez you look absolutely SHITEOUS!!! You big gay butterball!
kJ says – reply to this

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ED says – reply to this

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YAWN
Scot says – reply to this

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I think you should do a seperated at Birth with this picture and pic of a Young Clint Howard.
Mrs. Duggar's Vagina says – reply to this

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You so ugly, Perez!
Giddy Up says – reply to this

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Don't know who's uglier and more annoying…
KeysKween says – reply to this

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Just more cushin' for the pushin'
always first says – reply to this

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ALWAYS FIRST 100 — ALL U BITCHES AND HATERS –
dr. kevorkian. says – reply to this

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shave those pubes STAT!

i do however like that you don't take yourself too seriously, as you are pseudo famous for something literally a retard could do.

yeah yeah i love ya.
crystal says – reply to this

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mmhm boy , your vury bad looking I must say !
madina says – reply to this

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i love you perez, but the 'stache must go.
CHRIS says – reply to this

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NACHO LIBRE AND HIS LONG LOST FAT COUSIN —

FATSO LIBRE
Christine says – reply to this

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I normally find these 'seperated at birth' very funny. This one…. NO! I don't see it at all.
patticakes says – reply to this

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Perez..I think you could be so much more together if you improved a few things.1-your posture is horrific.2-please,please,get some hot, gay, tousled(sp?) hair!and 3-your clothes need an overhaul. Looks like that shirt came from a dumpster. No wait, I think I just cleaned my bbq grill with a rag that looked just like that! haha I think you are awesome but you need to take care of your shiz,dearie!

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