She's At It Again!

She has fired the "intern" that she claims left some drunken rants on her MySpace page, and now Roseane is updating it all by herself.
And her latest bulletin to all her MySpace friends is just as crazy as the previous ones!
LOVE IT!
This ho is just hungry for attention and probably fucking with us all. And she's probably drunk on top of it!

P.S. It's spelled Costco.
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She's nuts.. kinda love it actually..
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she is so talented.
dont let her crash
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COSTCO PIZZA IS THE SHIT!!! I WANT A CHURRO TO!
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How DUMB!! I think SHE needs rehab!!
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first…crazy
Gotta love crazy people! They bring so much entertainment.
umm weird!
I love her , she's so fucking crazy, crazy people rule.
I think she is seeking attention - or she just needs treatment!!!!
you know, cosco is a nice place to shop … but my question is, if she has so much money - which she should, right? why is she shopping — at cosco?!
ha ha ha ha ha, spam and olives! she=nutso!
people used to say don't drink and dial, now i say don't drink and blog.
ummm….spam out of a can??? why don't you just shit and eat it with a gold spoon ? I mean how dumb and fat do u have to get before u implode? AMERICAN WHITE TRASH!
She needs attention seeking Treatment!!!!!!
I actually think she writes pretty well and about interesting stuff. She's cool.
Anyone else notice that it says she wrote that blog on 8-9-07, but when you click on the link to her page, it says her last login date was 8-8-07????????
I love roesanne… not all people with money shop at expensive places……….duh.
Funnily, she misspells "Hawaiian" in exactly the same manner as her rogue "intern"…
she's not crazy! she's a comedian, and I LOVE IT!
she is awesome!
funny comedian and i love it!
if she said this shit at standup everyone would laugh hysterically, but since it's on her myspace, she's nuts?
Wow. . . Lindsey got really fat in rehab.
*yawn*
who cares???????…………..
Although she does bring up a couple good points:
1) costco hotdogs are indeed "just fantastic"
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2) it would be pretty fun to get locked in a costco afterhours
It's "costco", not "cosco". god, that's annoying.
Ummmm……..I notice that nobody has commented on the blatant racial slurs yet. What's the deal with that?
I FUCKEN LOVE HER!!!! SHE IS FAR FROM NUTS…HER SHINANIGANS ARE GETTING HER BACK IN THE MEDIA….ALL IN TIME FOR A NEW SITCOM!!!! WOOO HOOOO…LOL
I went to COSTCO last night…:D ….$200 bucks later….
HAHA Roseanne is comedy!
Its true what she says about Costco…..atleast shes not talking about making pee pee in her pants…..heheheh….
Oddly poetic…in a crazy drunken embarassing way….
Who doesn't want to stuff their face with green olives??
Love Her!!! Costco is the Shizzle!!! I just don't understand why that person at the exit always has to use a highlighter on your receipt. Pointless
hilarious.
Um…what racial slurs?? Just because she said everyone there is fat, hawaiian, latino or chinese?? She DID say she liked that….geez….and whats false about that statement??
Hey! I'm hawaiian.
Plus, drunk fucking lady, you spelled it wrong.
you mean i'm not the oldest person on myspace?
I think she is so funny…crazy, but way funny!!
LINDSY IS PREGNANT BY A MARRIED MALIBU MAN! HE CHOSE HIS WIFE OVER THEIR AFFAIR AND THE UNBORN CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A FUCKING GOON FROM GOON ISLAND
How is her funny comments about loving costco leading people to think she needs treatment. Today "celebrities" need treatment for everything it seems. Ugh rosanne just seems genious to me.
LOVES IT!
She is so right!! I'm right there with ya sista!!
I love ROSEANNE!!! She is the BOMB>.. and obviously, has a great sense of humor.. PEREZ YOU SUCK ASS!
STARLA - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? PEREZ, CAN YOU GET SOME SORT OF CONFIRMATION ON THIS?
why can everyone call us white but we can't call you your race mutha fuckas
so, because she jokes around, you say she's crazy? psh.
Yes! I am totally going to myspace RIGHT NOW and adding her!
i farted
LMAO at the Goon Island comment. Maybe she'll live on the Goon Carrier next.
I don't get that this is so nutty or rambling. It's kind of stream of consiousness and funny about Costco, which is pretty overwhelming, actually. And, there's nothing remotely racist in this post. An observation is not racist. An ethical slur is racist. This wasn't an ethnic slur.
stop deleting my messages perez, you suck. but ur hot
Hope….I heard it on a local radio station this morning. It was reported in tabloid magz. It's still being investigated. I already emailed Perez on it…I just had to let it out though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny, there aren't many latinos in hawaii. she's probably talking about filipinos. i love these posts! and, the hotdogs are the best!
Costco is prettyawesome, so she makes a valid point I guess!
Perez@PerezHilton.com email me
btw, i farted. i'm not really gay.
WHO HAS HER SEX TAPE PEREZ??????
except it's spelled c-o-s-t-c-o. what a nutbag.
LoL She was probably home wasted, pissed off that her assisstant got to do all the drunken rants instead of her.. Maybe her assisstant was more funny and she got a bit jealous haha I can picture it all too clearly in my head
i feel the same way about cosco. whats wrong with that?
if you don't have time to lear to spell, i don't have time for you.
sometimes you feel like a nut
sometimes you don't
costcos got nuts
sams don't
because….
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clover
Who the fuck is this Roseane bitch? Gosh! She is so annoying back then and she still is today!!! She should shut her trap hole because I think we've all had enough of her stupid blogs. I don't believe her assistant or whoever the hell wrote the previous ones. I still think it was her trying to get attention. Why should we believe celebrities or has been's they all lie.
Perez you aren't really one that should be making fun of other people's spelling errors!!!
You're spelling and grammar suck constantly!
she's cool.
DEAR ROSEANE,
I DON'T THINK A LATINO WOULD FUCK YOUR (ROSEANE) SOGGY ASS, AND I DOUBT A DAMN CHIHUAHUA WOULD DO HER ANYWAY.
It's also a lot … not alot
OMG, people still even purchase SPAM? Thats so trailer park trash….i thought the FDA banned SPAM from the market? She's so washed up….
Like you have ANY room to rag on someone for SPELLING errors fat boy!
i think she needs to get her head checked cause shes not all there!
love her!
JG, shouldn't that be "YOUR spelling and grammar suck constantly….?"
Who doesn't need treatment nowadays. Shit i think i do
I believe all the blogs were written by Roseanne.
ps - it's spelled Rosanne
"…and have its fat latino children." Class act, that Roseanne.
Roseanne is the BEST! I love her jokes….and actually she's incredibly down to earth, intelligent and whitty..yes, I do personally know her….but more importantly…..audiences love her trailer trash jokes and the fact that she doesn't take offense to anyone's opinions of her. She's the female version of Al Bundy….:-)
Actually, I think "Your spelling and grammar constantly suck" reads a lot better.
I used to really like Roseanne. Lately, I don't know if her musings are for getting some attention or she is really nuts.
as a sam's club employee, i say this: smart woman.
P.S Perez you are the last person who should be giving spelling advise.
It's hilarious.
Oh no! She's writing an entry about Costco and spam! Yep, definitely insane.
Give me a break.
Oh yeah, if you're dissing spam then you should stop eating hot dogs. Hot dogs are just as "trashy" as spam, FYI.
Perez, i love you, but you are the LAST person who should be giving spelling lessons.
I hate that witch, and look how ugly she is too, even after all the plastic surgery. She should demand a refund!
I can't seem to delete her from my friends
What a crazy wack job!! Sam's Club is better than Costco.
Perez you're such a prick and wannabe, and you're little "p.s" at the end on her spelling mistake, you're one to talk, if i had a quarter for every spelling mistake you made you stupid homo, I'd be one rich bitch.
SHE NEEDS TO GET OVER HERSELF! NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER..I THINK SHE NEEDS TO GET HER HEAD CHECKED! CAUSE SHES ALIL OFF!
LOL KC, DO YOU MEAN SPELLING ADVICE?
P.S. Follow your own advice on spelling errors you queer.
oh and Perez would know how it's spelled, he's one of the fat Latinos that's always in there.