She's At It Again!

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She has fired the "intern" that she claims left some drunken rants on her MySpace page, and now Roseane is updating it all by herself.

And her latest bulletin to all her MySpace friends is just as crazy as the previous ones!

LOVE IT!

This ho is just hungry for attention and probably fucking with us all. And she's probably drunk on top of it!

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P.S. It's spelled Costco.

xoxo

    Posted: Aug 9, 2007 at 11:47 am / Email this  »

    176 comments to “She's At It Again!”

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    1. Damien says – reply to this


      101

      ALL THE BULLITENS ARE WRITTEN BY ROSEANNE. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE CRAZY LOL…THIS PATTERN JUST STARTED WITH THE FIRST THREE. SHE IS MESSING WITH YOU PEOPLE. SHE IS HILARIOUS. GO TO ROSEANNEWORLD.COM AND FIND HER 'SEX TAPE.' COME ON SHE IS LAUGHING AT ALL YOU ESPECIALLY PEREZ.

    2. Cindy says – reply to this


      102

      ELISHA honey, I don't think you should really be DIRECTING people to go to adrianne's blog to see how badly you got owned. You made yourself look like the most illiterate, asinine person out there. Really. I wouldn't advise it. LOL

    3. Pickles says – reply to this


      103

      That's rich, Perez, an illiterate like you correcting Roseanne's spelling.

    4. Michie says – reply to this


      104

      Okay doesn't sound nuts to me…sounds funny as hell! That is a dead on take on Costco…and to me shows after all the excesses of her life over the past two decades, she is getting real again. We chastise all these idiots living these priviledges lives while they complain (Mama Hilton - poor Paris's delecate skin was rashed by thin sheets in prison! - Hey Bitch how about worrying instead about the people no dumbass kid could have killed riving drunk! and then lay down some discipline…sorry back to Rosanne) And here she is doing what we all do finding some fun in the mundanity of life…and Costco is regular life for most of us.

    5. tracy says – reply to this


      105

      she is crazy…always has been…but that's why we love her

      but shes totally lying- she didn't write that stuff??? SURE!!!

      crazy is an attractive quality- lying is not!

    6. ak says – reply to this


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      Perez, it's so hard to read images with text on them because you resize them. You should have an option where you can click it bigger and read it full sized, or just type out the bulletin so we can read it better. Thanks!

    7. Christine says – reply to this


      107

      I think think the combo of alcohol and spending to much time in the sun (look at her face) is really making this bitch crazy!
      I watched her standup a few months ago on HBO, it sucked. She wasn't really funny. It's a shame, she used to be hilarious.

    8. CAFE CON LECHE says – reply to this


      108

      What's with her saying fat latino children? If she had said any other race, this would've been on the news! Cabrona!

    9. Deeeeeez Nuts on Perez's Chin(s) says – reply to this


      109

      This is exactly what I do when I am in Hawaii also. Hang out in Costco all day.
      What a fat mess.

    10. MSMAYFAIR says – reply to this


      110

      NICE TEETH! WHAT'S THE NAME OF HER DENTIST?

    11. Perez's Taint says – reply to this


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      #110 - CAFE CON LECHE - You mean if it were anyone besides white people or a Spanish speaker… Im still hoping to establish white pride month.

    12. Jackie says – reply to this


      112

      How do you know it's Rosann that's writing this?

    13. ROSEANNE IS GREAT! says – reply to this


      113

      That was pretty funny!! She is a comedian and a very good one at that!
      She is amazing and is warm and kindhearted.

      Those little 16 year olds on here that are giving her shit for her appearance don't even know who she is or the type of comedy she does.

      I'll bet your pimply faces and fat asses are not that that good to look at, so you need to shut the fuck up!

    14. G says – reply to this


      114

      I still think she's fucking hilarious. "I want to marry Cosco (sic) and have it's fat latino children." That's genuinely funny.

    15. heyyall says – reply to this


      115

      Does she drool like a bulldog? Look at those jowels!

    16. pollyanna says – reply to this


      116

      I love her! That is funny. Oh, Roseanne! I wish you could have a covert reality show where you get secretly locked in the cosco and have your field day. That sounds like a rolling good time. You could do some serious toilet papering of that place. Employees would find you in a snack induced coma the next morning. The looks on their faces. Ok. I'll watch it. When's it on?

    17. alexis says – reply to this


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      she's ALWAYS been like this. she's a COMEDIAN and she's working Perez for some free publicity. when Rosie was in the spotlight she was all over her and now Perez and guess what whoever makes the next set of waves she'll be riding on their coat tails. I fucking love that bitch! Rock on Roseanne you old cow

    18. Catelin says – reply to this


      118

      I freakin LOVE her!!!!

    19. smooches says – reply to this


      119

      she is super funny

    20. shannon says – reply to this


      120

      LOL my friend works at Costco and she says the hotdogs must have crack in them cuz theyre fucking addictive. hahaha

    21. um says – reply to this


      121

      it troubles me how much she looks like renee zellweger in this picture.
      anybody else see it?

    22. cacaa. says – reply to this


      122

      words that can
      describe her..
      fat,ugly,RACIST,bitch,
      and so much more.
      and what does she mean,
      ”marry cosTco and have
      its fat lation children..?
      she`s fat as it is.
      duh.

    23. K says – reply to this


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      Hey I love her crazy comments I have her on my friends list and believe me I get more crazy bulletins and shit from other non famous folks I would rather expose. I think these are just words and should not define this woman. She's fucking Roseanne man. How could you rip on someone who stands up for our country the way she does and voices what a piece o shit we have running our country. She gives great advice on what we can do in our own communities and all sorts of other good things. Can't we focus on that. The world sucks and she just tells us her point of view.

    24. BiggaB says – reply to this


      124

      LMAO THIS BITCH IS ON CRACK

    25. Beth says – reply to this


      125

      she rocks love her to death!!

    26. gareBear says – reply to this


      126

      Maybe she can sing the national anthem at the next Costco grand-opening. Plus I figured you'd find her in the Pork Rind section with some pabst blue ribbon.

    27. scott says – reply to this


      127

      is she actually a crazy drunk? she's a comedian and she is writing funny blogs. she isn't the best writer, but neither are you.

    28. Rash Manly says – reply to this


      128

      PAY ATTENTION KIDS!
      .
      THIS is why you should not
      drink and blog.
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    29. dixie chick says – reply to this


      129

      I think Rosanne is one hot bitch. I would like to be stuck with her overnight in a Hustler Store.

    30. Romeo says – reply to this


      130

      she needs to get a life

      this sounded kinda racist to me

      plus shes fat too and UGLY

    31. Jen says – reply to this


      131

      She can't spell. It's cosTco…….

    32. Canadian Chick says – reply to this


      132

      I want to buy a car there too…hahhah..love it!!!

    33. kiki says – reply to this


      133

      That is talent, she was being sarcastic! I totally get it!

    34. Maria2 says – reply to this


      134

      She is a genius. I thought her bulletin was hilarious and entertaining - unlike so much of the crap you put out here Perez.

    35. Lana says – reply to this


      135

      Everything is funny except the racist bullshit about Hawaiians and Chinese. Have some fucking respect.

    36. MYSPACE.COM/ARCHER says – reply to this


      136

      Hahaha she's nuts.
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    37. mikey says – reply to this


      137

      Roseanne is a comic genius!

    38. chelsea says – reply to this


      138

      i think it's interesting how the roseanne spelled "hawaiin" the same way the "intern" did…hmmm…

    39. mrs. kostar says – reply to this


      139

      so you got her sex tape perez????? she says you know who has it.

    40. DeLayne says – reply to this


      140

      Who gives a flying fuck about this fat, no-talent slob of a bitch?!

    41. betsy says – reply to this


      141

      hahahaha…not gonna lie, that's pretty funny.

    42. sam says – reply to this


      142

      whattttt the fuck?!?!?

    43. b says – reply to this


      143

      i dont know why she would say that i see more white poeple shoping at costco than hawaiians, asians, or latino

    44. patricia says – reply to this


      144

      It's Costco-Not Cosco…

    45. Jessica says – reply to this


      145

      Has it occurred to anyone that her account could have gotten hacked? I mean this seems to be the most obvious reason for these posts, but they are hilarious nonetheless.

    46. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


      146

      It's just stream-of-consciousness and interesting. Not profound but interesting. I wouldn't call it crazy by any stretch. It is no more whacky than the "poetry" that Rosie writes on her blog which passes for something (don't know what–incomplete sentence writing?). And no different, really, from the stuff teenagers write back and forth to each other. But I especially like Roseanne's idols: Gore Vidal and Virginia Woolf. Rosie rocks! And looks great, too.

    47. hmm says – reply to this


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      Perez-

      Do you realize that Rosanne has typed the SAME misspelling of "Hawaiian" in this recent post as "her assistant" typed in "his" past posts. Hmm…interesting.

    48. Perez's Puta says – reply to this


      148

      It's "Costco" and "a lot" is two words. OMG! Remind me why we care?

    49. whiskey's grl says – reply to this


      149

      crazy!! crazy!! crazy!! i love her!!

    50. rosie can't post says – reply to this


      150

      maybe she does mean COSCO - China Ocean Shipping Company. She's big enough to need a container ship.

    51. k says – reply to this


      151

      don't comment on other people spelling because you are the worst "speller"!!!! it's called spell check!!!! love u perez

    52. JD says – reply to this


      152

      I didn't know that wack job and third rate "comedian" was still alive. She sure hasn't been missed.

    53. YumYum says – reply to this


      153

      She can't even SPELL costco? Holy cow! (so to speak)

    54. Seanie says – reply to this


      154

      It's sad to hear her go off the rails like this. She should get a new project and come back and blow people's minds. All of her other things since her sitcom went off have been crap. Maybe she's washed up and doesn't realize it. Too bad cuz she might still have some life in her.

    55. ;) says – reply to this


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      ROSEANNE! I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU, BUT IT'S COSTCO! NOT COSCO ;) MMMMMUUUUUWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!

    56. roseannegetoffthebooze@deleteyourmyspace.foryourowngood says – reply to this


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      amazing. for her to do this on myspace, she must be hitting the bottle, aloneeee.

    57. ryan rivercrest says – reply to this


      157

      roseanne made all the comments while she was drunk and smoking pot, then blamed it all on the asst. liar!

    58. Damien says – reply to this


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      OMG YOU PEOPLE AHH WHY DON'T YOU GET IT…THERE WAS NO ASSISTANT, SHE"S POSTING THIS TO MESS WITH PEREZ HILTON AND ALL OF US. SHE IS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF IN HAWAII! I LOVE HER!

      SHE POSTED MORE TONIGHT:

      Bulletin #1:

      Subject: I Am Not Rosie O Donnell

      " and tired of people thinking i am. One, I am cute, two, i like guns and I am crazy not depressed. I am glad that whoopi got the job on the view and not me after all. She is perfect for that show… and like rosie she will talk about things that have nothing to do with working people, public schools, or unions, or how both parties are irrelevant to this country's constitution. Plus, I would not be able to stop staring at Barbara Walters' head the whole time. It is huge. she looks like mr. burns."

      Bulletin #2:

      Subject: i wish that perez h.

      "would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs. He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind."

      Bulliten #3:

      Subject: posh spice looks

      "like a ghoul dressed up like a drag queen."

    59. simon says – reply to this


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      maybe we're the crazy ones. what about that didnt sound like something she has already said. it's fucking rosanne. wheres the conflict here

    60. goble says – reply to this


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      Good old ROSIE just needs a good DOUCHE.

    61. sexy says – reply to this


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      Learn how to spell bitch it's COSTCO!! You're a HO RO!

    62. sexy says – reply to this


      162

      NOBODY LIKES YOU RO HO GET BENT SPENT AND RENT YOUR ASS TO DODGE.

    63. sexy says – reply to this


      163

      oh woops Perez corrected her first WHY DOn'T I EVER LEARN AND READ EVERYTHING!

    64. sexy says – reply to this


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      コストコホールセールはアメリカに生まれの大型会員制の倉庫店。コストコでは、 ご家庭に必要なものをすべて取り揃え、皆様のお越しをお待ちしております and to that note hang her!

    65. droplet says – reply to this


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      Just ignore the drunken fat Indian

    66. stella says – reply to this


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      are you kidding me perez?

      you are correcting someone on spelling?

      douchebag says what?

    67. any says – reply to this


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      well i guess all's fair. its okay perez, you can't always be the one to throw things at people.. there are times you need to catch 'em also… you need to play sports, you must admit you hurt a lot of those celebs with your articles. you must be fair when they take their turn. now you know how it feels ayt. sometimes you need to kiss an ass before you could kick it!

    68. Abigail says – reply to this


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      P.S. It's SPELT Costco - correct term x

    69. Lauren says – reply to this


      169

      Roseanne Rage= The medically recognized state of being out of your friggin mind!! Second definition= Old sagging former funny wench crying out for help.

    70. yoops says – reply to this


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      Does anybody else see the irony in this guy correcting someone else's spelling? He spells words wrong in pretty much every single post…..and I happen to think that Roseanne is much better at being funny on her blog than Perez…he is probably jealous that she just sounds drunk instead of like some half-witted 4th grader repeating funny lines from whatever tv program/movie they watched the night before.

    71. Anne says – reply to this


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      Does Roseanne actually have friends on myspace? I mean, I can't imagine anyone saying "Roseanne Barr! Wow! I gotta be her friend!"

    72. dee says – reply to this


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      gosh, is she really ignorant or is it an act? attention hog!

    73. afdsas says – reply to this


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      oh good one "perez." har dee har har! you fat piece of retarded shit. you are so fucking lame. if i sent you an email every time you made a typo or spelled something incorrectly you would have no more space in your inbox.

    74. mrzbrown says – reply to this


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      um now that she said sumthin about u ur jus gonna be sittin there like a loser waitin for her to mess up so u can put it on the internet and make her look bad and if u wanna talk about sumone wantin attention what do u want

    75. Deb says – reply to this


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      I love it. She's so damn normal.

    76. Brittany says – reply to this


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      WTF is her deal? What fuckin trash she is first of all to be shopping in Costco. Who even watched her show n e way she is so fuckin corny who cares about her. I'm not gonna trash white ppl bcuz its not all white ppl that are like that just these fat trash fuckers GROSS!

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