She's At It Again!

She has fired the "intern" that she claims left some drunken rants on her MySpace page, and now Roseane is updating it all by herself.
And her latest bulletin to all her MySpace friends is just as crazy as the previous ones!
LOVE IT!
This ho is just hungry for attention and probably fucking with us all. And she's probably drunk on top of it!

P.S. It's spelled Costco.
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ALL THE BULLITENS ARE WRITTEN BY ROSEANNE. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE CRAZY LOL…THIS PATTERN JUST STARTED WITH THE FIRST THREE. SHE IS MESSING WITH YOU PEOPLE. SHE IS HILARIOUS. GO TO ROSEANNEWORLD.COM AND FIND HER 'SEX TAPE.' COME ON SHE IS LAUGHING AT ALL YOU ESPECIALLY PEREZ.
ELISHA honey, I don't think you should really be DIRECTING people to go to adrianne's blog to see how badly you got owned. You made yourself look like the most illiterate, asinine person out there. Really. I wouldn't advise it. LOL
That's rich, Perez, an illiterate like you correcting Roseanne's spelling.
Okay doesn't sound nuts to me…sounds funny as hell! That is a dead on take on Costco…and to me shows after all the excesses of her life over the past two decades, she is getting real again. We chastise all these idiots living these priviledges lives while they complain (Mama Hilton - poor Paris's delecate skin was rashed by thin sheets in prison! - Hey Bitch how about worrying instead about the people no dumbass kid could have killed riving drunk! and then lay down some discipline…sorry back to Rosanne) And here she is doing what we all do finding some fun in the mundanity of life…and Costco is regular life for most of us.
she is crazy…always has been…but that's why we love her
but shes totally lying- she didn't write that stuff??? SURE!!!
crazy is an attractive quality- lying is not!
Perez, it's so hard to read images with text on them because you resize them. You should have an option where you can click it bigger and read it full sized, or just type out the bulletin so we can read it better. Thanks!
I think think the combo of alcohol and spending to much time in the sun (look at her face) is really making this bitch crazy!
I watched her standup a few months ago on HBO, it sucked. She wasn't really funny. It's a shame, she used to be hilarious.
What's with her saying fat latino children? If she had said any other race, this would've been on the news! Cabrona!
This is exactly what I do when I am in Hawaii also. Hang out in Costco all day.
What a fat mess.
NICE TEETH! WHAT'S THE NAME OF HER DENTIST?
#110 - CAFE CON LECHE - You mean if it were anyone besides white people or a Spanish speaker… Im still hoping to establish white pride month.
How do you know it's Rosann that's writing this?
That was pretty funny!! She is a comedian and a very good one at that!
She is amazing and is warm and kindhearted.
Those little 16 year olds on here that are giving her shit for her appearance don't even know who she is or the type of comedy she does.
I'll bet your pimply faces and fat asses are not that that good to look at, so you need to shut the fuck up!
I still think she's fucking hilarious. "I want to marry Cosco (sic) and have it's fat latino children." That's genuinely funny.
Does she drool like a bulldog? Look at those jowels!
I love her! That is funny. Oh, Roseanne! I wish you could have a covert reality show where you get secretly locked in the cosco and have your field day. That sounds like a rolling good time. You could do some serious toilet papering of that place. Employees would find you in a snack induced coma the next morning. The looks on their faces. Ok. I'll watch it. When's it on?
she's ALWAYS been like this. she's a COMEDIAN and she's working Perez for some free publicity. when Rosie was in the spotlight she was all over her and now Perez and guess what whoever makes the next set of waves she'll be riding on their coat tails. I fucking love that bitch! Rock on Roseanne you old cow
I freakin LOVE her!!!!
she is super funny
LOL my friend works at Costco and she says the hotdogs must have crack in them cuz theyre fucking addictive. hahaha
it troubles me how much she looks like renee zellweger in this picture.
anybody else see it?
words that can
describe her..
fat,ugly,RACIST,bitch,
and so much more.
and what does she mean,
”marry cosTco and have
its fat lation children..?
she`s fat as it is.
duh.
Hey I love her crazy comments I have her on my friends list and believe me I get more crazy bulletins and shit from other non famous folks I would rather expose. I think these are just words and should not define this woman. She's fucking Roseanne man. How could you rip on someone who stands up for our country the way she does and voices what a piece o shit we have running our country. She gives great advice on what we can do in our own communities and all sorts of other good things. Can't we focus on that. The world sucks and she just tells us her point of view.
LMAO THIS BITCH IS ON CRACK
she rocks love her to death!!
Maybe she can sing the national anthem at the next Costco grand-opening. Plus I figured you'd find her in the Pork Rind section with some pabst blue ribbon.
is she actually a crazy drunk? she's a comedian and she is writing funny blogs. she isn't the best writer, but neither are you.
PAY ATTENTION KIDS!
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THIS is why you should not
drink and blog.
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Rash Manly therashreport.com
I think Rosanne is one hot bitch. I would like to be stuck with her overnight in a Hustler Store.
she needs to get a life
this sounded kinda racist to me
plus shes fat too and UGLY
She can't spell. It's cosTco…….
I want to buy a car there too…hahhah..love it!!!
That is talent, she was being sarcastic! I totally get it!
She is a genius. I thought her bulletin was hilarious and entertaining - unlike so much of the crap you put out here Perez.
Everything is funny except the racist bullshit about Hawaiians and Chinese. Have some fucking respect.
Hahaha she's nuts.
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Roseanne is a comic genius!
i think it's interesting how the roseanne spelled "hawaiin" the same way the "intern" did…hmmm…
so you got her sex tape perez????? she says you know who has it.
Who gives a flying fuck about this fat, no-talent slob of a bitch?!
hahahaha…not gonna lie, that's pretty funny.
whattttt the fuck?!?!?
i dont know why she would say that i see more white poeple shoping at costco than hawaiians, asians, or latino
It's Costco-Not Cosco…
Has it occurred to anyone that her account could have gotten hacked? I mean this seems to be the most obvious reason for these posts, but they are hilarious nonetheless.
It's just stream-of-consciousness and interesting. Not profound but interesting. I wouldn't call it crazy by any stretch. It is no more whacky than the "poetry" that Rosie writes on her blog which passes for something (don't know what–incomplete sentence writing?). And no different, really, from the stuff teenagers write back and forth to each other. But I especially like Roseanne's idols: Gore Vidal and Virginia Woolf. Rosie rocks! And looks great, too.
Perez-
Do you realize that Rosanne has typed the SAME misspelling of "Hawaiian" in this recent post as "her assistant" typed in "his" past posts. Hmm…interesting.
It's "Costco" and "a lot" is two words. OMG! Remind me why we care?
crazy!! crazy!! crazy!! i love her!!
maybe she does mean COSCO - China Ocean Shipping Company. She's big enough to need a container ship.
don't comment on other people spelling because you are the worst "speller"!!!! it's called spell check!!!! love u perez
I didn't know that wack job and third rate "comedian" was still alive. She sure hasn't been missed.
She can't even SPELL costco? Holy cow! (so to speak)
It's sad to hear her go off the rails like this. She should get a new project and come back and blow people's minds. All of her other things since her sitcom went off have been crap. Maybe she's washed up and doesn't realize it. Too bad cuz she might still have some life in her.
ROSEANNE! I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU, BUT IT'S COSTCO! NOT COSCO
MMMMMUUUUUWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!
amazing. for her to do this on myspace, she must be hitting the bottle, aloneeee.
roseanne made all the comments while she was drunk and smoking pot, then blamed it all on the asst. liar!
OMG YOU PEOPLE AHH WHY DON'T YOU GET IT…THERE WAS NO ASSISTANT, SHE"S POSTING THIS TO MESS WITH PEREZ HILTON AND ALL OF US. SHE IS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF IN HAWAII! I LOVE HER!
SHE POSTED MORE TONIGHT:
Bulletin #1:
Subject: I Am Not Rosie O Donnell
" and tired of people thinking i am. One, I am cute, two, i like guns and I am crazy not depressed. I am glad that whoopi got the job on the view and not me after all. She is perfect for that show… and like rosie she will talk about things that have nothing to do with working people, public schools, or unions, or how both parties are irrelevant to this country's constitution. Plus, I would not be able to stop staring at Barbara Walters' head the whole time. It is huge. she looks like mr. burns."
Bulletin #2:
Subject: i wish that perez h.
"would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs. He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind."
Bulliten #3:
Subject: posh spice looks
"like a ghoul dressed up like a drag queen."
maybe we're the crazy ones. what about that didnt sound like something she has already said. it's fucking rosanne. wheres the conflict here
Good old ROSIE just needs a good DOUCHE.
Learn how to spell bitch it's COSTCO!! You're a HO RO!
NOBODY LIKES YOU RO HO GET BENT SPENT AND RENT YOUR ASS TO DODGE.
oh woops Perez corrected her first WHY DOn'T I EVER LEARN AND READ EVERYTHING!
コストコホールセールはアメリカに生まれの大型会員制の倉庫店。コストコでは、 ご家庭に必要なものをすべて取り揃え、皆様のお越しをお待ちしております and to that note hang her!
Just ignore the drunken fat Indian
are you kidding me perez?
you are correcting someone on spelling?
douchebag says what?
well i guess all's fair. its okay perez, you can't always be the one to throw things at people.. there are times you need to catch 'em also… you need to play sports, you must admit you hurt a lot of those celebs with your articles. you must be fair when they take their turn. now you know how it feels ayt. sometimes you need to kiss an ass before you could kick it!
P.S. It's SPELT Costco - correct term x
Roseanne Rage= The medically recognized state of being out of your friggin mind!! Second definition= Old sagging former funny wench crying out for help.
Does anybody else see the irony in this guy correcting someone else's spelling? He spells words wrong in pretty much every single post…..and I happen to think that Roseanne is much better at being funny on her blog than Perez…he is probably jealous that she just sounds drunk instead of like some half-witted 4th grader repeating funny lines from whatever tv program/movie they watched the night before.
Does Roseanne actually have friends on myspace? I mean, I can't imagine anyone saying "Roseanne Barr! Wow! I gotta be her friend!"
gosh, is she really ignorant or is it an act? attention hog!
oh good one "perez." har dee har har! you fat piece of retarded shit. you are so fucking lame. if i sent you an email every time you made a typo or spelled something incorrectly you would have no more space in your inbox.
um now that she said sumthin about u ur jus gonna be sittin there like a loser waitin for her to mess up so u can put it on the internet and make her look bad and if u wanna talk about sumone wantin attention what do u want
I love it. She's so damn normal.
WTF is her deal? What fuckin trash she is first of all to be shopping in Costco. Who even watched her show n e way she is so fuckin corny who cares about her. I'm not gonna trash white ppl bcuz its not all white ppl that are like that just these fat trash fuckers GROSS!