Roseanne Needs To Be Hospitalized!
This woman needs serious psychiatric help!
Roseanne has gone over the edge, using humor to personally attack Perez. Making threats to someone's life is funny? NOT!
The washed up sitcom star has posted a series of even more bizarre bulletins on her official MySpace page.
Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:35 PM
Subject: i wish that perez h.
Body: would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs. He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind.
Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:48 PM
Subject: i am not rosie odonnell
Body: and tired of people thinking i am. One, I am cute, two, i like guns and I am crazy not depressed. I am glad that whoopi got the job on the view and not me after all. She is perfect for that show… and like rosie she will talk about things that have nothing to do with working people, public schools, or unions, or how both parties are irrelevant to this country's constitution. Plus, I would not be able to stop staring at Barbara Walters' head the whole time. It is huge. she looks like mr. burns.
Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:58 PM
Subject: posh spice looks
Body: like a ghoul dressed up like a drag queen.
We wish that we could make fun of this, but these disturbing rants are nothing to laugh at.
We hope that Roseanne gets the help that she so obviously needs.
And, if you threaten us again, bitch, we will fucking get the cops and our lawyers involved.
Joking that you want to shoot someone IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
We may not like certain people, but we would never ever ever put THAT kind of energy out there.
Just so wrong!
CLICK HERE to see the screen grab of this truly hurtful tirade.
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At Least He Took His Shirt Off!
well maybe then it will teach you a lesson….
go roseanne!
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I agree Perez, she is a sick woman.
first.
Get over yourself, Perez. Who gives a fuck?
hahah shes crazy…
and im watching her show on nick at night right now?
o well.
well what did you expect? your always in someone business! That'll show you!
You suck you fat fuck. Love ya
Chill out you loser. You dish it out pretty good too asshole.
She's hilarious.
Poor Perez can't take it.
i agree! love you perez
Rosie is insane……
You get her, Perez!
shut up perez stop being a pussay.
HAHA YOU GOT HER GOOD!
Get over yourself Perez! You talk shit all the time!!!!
YOU TELL HER, PEREZ!!!! NO ONE SHOULD THREATEN ANYONE ELSE. .. .
OOOOOOOOH SNAP!
perez, u kind of bring it on yourself!! Don't feel sorry for you at all!
what? since when can't you take it? sounds like she hit a nerve.
What is there really to say?
wow. i normally have a good sense of humor about these things but that's going too far
yes it is funny perez
i hope she does it!
Chill out loser. You dish it out pretty good yourself asshole.
oh Perez, it's ok to defame someone else and tear their reputations down, out closeted gays, ruin people's lives, but one overweight, over the hill irrelevant comic gets under your foreskin? Pfft, what a girl you turned out to be. I say it's just desserts, you can't take the heat, get your fat ass out of the kitchen
oh my god !
poor perez.
that sucks so bad. why would she say something like this as a joke ?
that is NOT a laughing matter.
Who knew she was soooooooooooooooo crazy
What a sad cry out for attention.
you would get lawyers over that?? get real.
i think it's funny……
Yes she is one crazy heifer, Perez! This basketcase has really crossed the line here.
Sorry Perezito but this bitch is after you…please "cunt" the ways that you can escape because mamma butch wants to get ya. Call the cops asap!
that's just creepy. she does need to be hospitalized.
noww
I love to see that someone finally tells it like it is. So you can make fun of everyone, Perez, but you can't take what you dish out? Just proves what a whiner you are. I happen to think what she wrote was hilarious.
Paying her any attention is what she wants… everyone knows she's an idiot.
I love Roseanne, I love you… Can you two please get along.
That was a tad harsh on her part. :/ She should use her head before writing such things.
The bitch gone crazy
i'd shoot you too. and the shit you joke about is any better you fat shit?
You can sure be cruel to people and make mean comments. KARMA….
I'd pay to see her chasing your fat ass around with a shotgun. Your fucking orange hair standing on end, priceless.
Who would win a boxing match between perez and roseanne?
Perez can dish it!
But can't take it!
the fact that Roseanne even reads your website should be a compliment
Call your lawyers anyways Perez. Shes a fat fucking bitch. Let her know she shouldnt threaten anyone.
TEAM PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!
girl..love ya..but don't be a hypocrite…seriously.
when celebs strike back!
she needs to calm the fuck down. people quickly forget this is your job.
hahahha she is stupid. At the end of the day…she is still roseanne, and that sucks.
TEAM PEREZ!!!!!!
yeah, cuz you never joke about people and how they need to die…. seriously perez, she said she wanted you to come on her property making it legal for her to shoot you because you would be trespassing. no lawyer can do much about that, ask clint eastwood!
perez its not funny, its hilarious. someones finally making fun of you JOKINGLY and you can't even lighten up
karma bitch
How can Perez be offended? afterall its true - he is a fat faggy dude! its funny! You can't laugh and point at the celebraties and then cry like a baby when they make fun of you. Get over it fat boy!!
she does look like a ghoul dressed up as a drag queen though.
ROFLMFAO Ha ha ha ha, PH you're such a tool. Rosie ROCKS!!!!!! She is and always has been blunt and hysterical. I'd shoot you, too, if you came anywhere near me.
And why didn't you thinkParis Herpes Hilton should have paid for her jail?????
Roseanne is helllla cutty, that beezy should just cut out.
Perez may have done and said some very rude and unnecessary things about people, but he has never once joked about killing anyone.
she's just saying outloud what everyone else thinks. where was the threat? get over yourself, you WISH you were some sort of celebrity but all you are is a shit talking pig. TRUTH.
Come on baby!
She's OLD & STUPID. Don't pay attention to her… just sent the cops haha
BTW Perez I (L) U!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! I would b freaked out, too. What the hell has she done lately anyway? She creeps me out and she actually thinks anyone cares? You, Perez, are a friggin genius because you aren't a puss who cares about what people think. You give us "regular people" info and opinions on things we care about. I really, really, really love you and hope you know millions of other nobodies do too!!!!!!!!! I go to you every damn day. That woman is washed up!
I think roseanne is fantastic. I love what she just had to say in her blog. I don't understand why someone as disgusting looking and as trashy as perez thinks he can say whatever he wants about everyone else, and the moment someone says something about him he has to cry about it. If you can't take it perez then don't dish it out.
Boy — he sure can't take the same thing back he dishes out all day long!! In some ways, Perez getting shot by Rosanne would be a good thing!
Just report the interesting stuff and leave the nasty to other sites Perez!
perez dont talk shit if you cant handle getting it back. shes obvi kidding about everything and your just trying to start shit. shes right, ur wrong. simple as that!
I can imagine it right now…I bet you are practically shiting all over yourself!
I see that way you had all those letters in caps…LMAO
that is funny! That is what Britney should do to your ass! Threaten you…hahah
you are always dogging somebody! When somone put it on your ass, you can't take it! OK..perez you are not the only one that like to f@ck people with no vaseline…she is in the humping mood! LMAO!
cry fat boy cry
cry fat boy cry
cry fat boy cry
cry fat boy cry
while you're at it. . quit pretending to be a cash cow too. .
get your lawyers involved?
give me a break crybaby!
AWSOME ROSEANNE Go Girl… F-You Perez
Hot Perez….
Whadda man!
So you can dish it but ya can't take it? Baby. Get real, she's hilarious and talented and all you do is talk shit about people in the hope that they'll someday decide to be your friend or even just talk to you for 5 seconds. She's over a billion times funnier and more original than you. Quit showing your ass.
It seems like you are as big of a douche as the people you make fun of. Your rants are pretty disturbing too. Look in the mirror, crazy fat boy.
Perez,
You say crap about people all the time and get mad if they can't take a joke. Stop dishing if you can't take it. Or better yet, keep dishing and take it like a man.
Go Roseanne, until Perez gets it and laughs!
P.S. P… did it occur to you that you STILL aren't getting the joke?
Perez you just got what you deserve coming to you! You make poke at everyone and its about time someone poked back
Hello, you are forever talking shit about people, now she says something relevant about you and you get all freaked and serious…get the fuck over it bro..practice what you preach.
i love roseanne , always have and dif. always will now hehe
"joking about shooting people is not funny"… yeah when it's you, you're always laughing at other people's expense, don't be hypocritical
Roseanne isn't someone who should be judging anyone else's looks, much less someone like Victoria Beckham.
At least Posh isn't a fat washed up cow.
Oh my god, she is really nuts. What a psycho!!
Looks like someone can dish it out but can't take it
She's so obviously joking! He didn't "get" her blogs and he doesn't get this. My friends and I talk this way all the time. No one is serious. Lordy. Too bad you can't buy a sense of humor.
that was f-ing hilarious. lard cookies …lol who cares if she needs to be hospitalized
Roseanne does have a good point, you may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly if you're going to have a hissy fit over that
PEREZ, UMM SHUT UP. GO ROSEANNE!
Actually…she is kinda funny, imo
I thought it was pretty damn funny, only in the way that you KNOW she's crazy. She doesn't seriously want to shoot you. Quit being such a diva, Perez. That's always been her sense of humor.
Seriously, Perez, are you that dense? Again, she was kidding. How come you do this stupid bullshit all the time, and it's okay , but when someone does it to you, you flip the fuck out? Chill out. Get a fucking life. Whine about celebs, fine, just stop getting your panties in a twist when they do it to you.
OMG if that were to happen holy shit i would throw a party for the whole world that perez is finally gone. I agree with Roseanne, shes just saying what WE'RE ALL thinking. Damn dude your a fat fuck who doesnt give a shit about other people in the world, so why should she, and please can you even afford a lawyer, and is there a lawyer that would work for you. He'd probably shoot you for her.
have to say I love her more than you. you are a fool and deserve a backlash. hell, you need to just disappear perez. you have no talent and are a mean spirited, empy person.
HAAAAAAAAAA. LOOK AT PEREZ CRYING OVER SOME FAT HILLBILLY IN BUTT FUCKING KENTUCKY SAYING SHE WOULD LIKE TO SHOOT HIM IF HE CAME ONTO HER LAND. AS FAMOUS AS HE MAY THINK THAT HE IS, WHO EVER DID DECIDE TO KILL HIM WOULD BE EVEN MORE FAMOUS AND IF IT EVER DOES HAPPEN, THAT WILL PROBABLY BE THE REASON.
Who would want to be her friend on Myspace anyway?
Don't get your panties all holed up in box canyon Perez. Face it, you are a drama queen F a g o l a.
you threaten people too you fat fuck. there are worse things you can do to a person than shoot them. READ YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOG.
ugh what a hyprocrite! and such a drama queen too. get over yourself. YOU'RE BOTH fat and crazy.
It's funny, can't you take a joke Perez????
kick that fat ass perez!! u rock
so does rosie
what a scumbag
Get over yourself Perez. If you don't get Roseanne by now then you never will. Most people do. Move on to your usual suspects.
threatening someone and making a joke are two different things
And she's right about Barbara looking like Mr. Burns. I already had a good opinion of Roseanne and this just confirms everything I thought. Fucking LOVE her.
come on P… getting worked up over that washed up idiot?? For the first time I'm viewing you in some bad light. Roseanne is too hopped on drugs to even pick up a gun. So what if she has nothing better to do than bag on everyone in Hollywood… sound familiar?? You're feeding into her BS!! Stop giving her what she wants!!
Sorry Perez, but ROSEANNE ROCKS! The only good thing to come out of these postings here is that I realized that I need MORE ROSEANNE in my life!
She's not Rosie, she doesn't give a fuck, and she tells it like it is. I'm off to add her as a friend!
Love ya R.,
RomeoX
perez! you are soooo much more famous than her now. she posted that on her "blog" because she needed the publicity. specifically, she needed THIS publicity. she DOES need mental help. you definitely get the last laugh in this situation. your career is hotter than hers. she's delusional. she's psycotic. she needs to take her medication before sitting at her computer.
You need a chill pill. Pronto!
OMG what a crazy whore! Sue her Perez!!!!!!
hahaha that is so funny you are seriously upset by this??? Get a life and realize that she wasnt really threatening your life. You cant go around making fun of people all day and then get freaked out when one of them actually does something about it. LOSER!!