Roseanne Needs To Be Hospitalized!
This woman needs serious psychiatric help!
Roseanne has gone over the edge, using humor to personally attack Perez. Making threats to someone's life is funny? NOT!
The washed up sitcom star has posted a series of even more bizarre bulletins on her official MySpace page.
Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:35 PM
Subject: i wish that perez h.
Body: would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs. He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind.
Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:48 PM
Subject: i am not rosie odonnell
Body: and tired of people thinking i am. One, I am cute, two, i like guns and I am crazy not depressed. I am glad that whoopi got the job on the view and not me after all. She is perfect for that show… and like rosie she will talk about things that have nothing to do with working people, public schools, or unions, or how both parties are irrelevant to this country's constitution. Plus, I would not be able to stop staring at Barbara Walters' head the whole time. It is huge. she looks like mr. burns.
Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:58 PM
Subject: posh spice looks
Body: like a ghoul dressed up like a drag queen.
We wish that we could make fun of this, but these disturbing rants are nothing to laugh at.
We hope that Roseanne gets the help that she so obviously needs.
And, if you threaten us again, bitch, we will fucking get the cops and our lawyers involved.
Joking that you want to shoot someone IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
We may not like certain people, but we would never ever ever put THAT kind of energy out there.
Just so wrong!
CLICK HERE to see the screen grab of this truly hurtful tirade.
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At Least He Took His Shirt Off!
WOW!! I liked her a hundred years ago when she was actually funny. Once she started with the surgeries & Freakoid Arnold, she went downhill & never came back.
Oh please, Perez!!! Quit your belly achin', Take it like a woman!!
All I can say is… Perez I love you
seems like she's been through a lot lately. it's not right for her to say things like that….and it's a bit immature.
but i do agree that you gotta be able to take the stuff people through back at you.
she's not serious… none of her blogs were.
unless perez really has a taste for "lard cookies."
eh, 2 each his own.
yawn…
Perez, If she needs help for that rant on her blog the what the fuck do you need? Sounds like a good peice of ass would do you well right about now! Is it that time of the month or something???
-Ben
I love you Perez… But get over it, she only had a Gruntdown! I'm sure its ok for you to make fun of actors children. You put yourself out there, therefore open yourself to ridicule.
Um, Perez . . . calm down . . . she is JOKING.
She is probably annoyed that you are posting her personal business on this site. What gives you the right . . . NOTHING . . . I'm sure that a lof of celebrities hate you and feel the same way.
You are an annoying fuck that works at Starbucks . . . go make me a Latte, you fattie.
if I saw perez I'd shoot him, after I wiped the vomit from my sleeve. joking about killing people who should be dead IS FUNNY! you know what's also funny, making fun of children, fat people, ugly people, skinny people, sick people, poor people, black people, white people, and those dirty disgusting spaniels … mwah ha haha. dirty mexicans. dirty latinas should all be shot -or just hose them down and electrocute them like Vick.
why do all you people talk shit about perez?? don't read his website if you don't like him
YOU'RE A LEGEND PEREZZZZZZZZZZ
and roseanne is a looooser….. she's not even funny. and her tv show sucked
Perez. I am a fan of yours, but for you to always personally attack people you need to once and a while take your own medicine. Yes I agree a threat on your life is not funny, but you are very much like PJ (read RS magazine with GNR on cover). If someone attacks the way you report, you feel you have to bury them not only by writing about them, but by hitting below the belt. deal with it shit happens
Using humor to personally attack someone…sounds familiar. Ms. Kettle, I'd like you to meet Mr. Pot
You earned it, P-Nasty. I'm surprised to see you snap like that! All that dishing you do, why, I'd have expected you to be a bit more blase when you get spanked by one of your many targets. Surely you're aware that your response tickled Roseanne just as pink as your hair. Time to take direction from the words of Whitley: Relax! Release! Relate!
washed up sitcom star? that's RICH washed up sitcom star for you! she will go down in history as the star of one of TV's MOST FAMOUS sitcoms while you will still be writing on this blog for what? another two years? just like the tabloids, you will fade away… and with all the lawsuits you keep getting (and probably will lose) you will end up poor, so start licking some ass now and don't aleniate everyone… i thought you would get her sense of humor…
fuck that fat hoe. shes just mad because her va jayjay is full of dust.
C'mon now Perez, you're being quite ridiculous.
First, Roseanne has more "fame" in her little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. You are a bully with a blog, at least she has the balls to address you personally with her threats.
You make fun of children, you make fun of people with serious drug/alcohol problems, and you are downright MEAN. But one person fires back and you start screaming police and lawyers like a little girl.
Grow some balls, seriously.
I think she has a point… and nowhere in that blog was there an acutal threat. THere is nothing illegal about it. She is just saying that IF you were to go on her property she would shoot you…so just DON"T go on her property and there will not be a problem. I am ashamed that I read this site everyday and think that you should learn how to take it. Not only is she right on this matter but you need to grow up and not be so senstive. you have said a whole lot worse about ppl (Rumour Willis for one) that is just plain RUDE and insenstive. I think serves you right.
Free Speech Perez. You take advantage of it everyday.
ahahahaha this bitch is crazy hahahah i love it! also she is not cute and why is she hatin on POSH???POSH is so great i love her!!!!! PEREZ you are officially a celebrity!! when you get hated on like that and your life threatened your up there!!! wow and dont worry this bitch wont get close to you not while im stalking you!!!
I think your hilarious Perez and anyone who is here calling you a hypocrit is also a hypocrit, because they are just as gulity of supporting the gossip just being on this site.
you could tell that obviously she was kidding…
Amazing that Perez can talk sooooooooooo much shit about people every single day. I bet if we looked up the phrase defamation of character we'd see a picture of Perez. Your a fucking punk ass bitch. Wanna run to your lawyer bc she called your ass out. PEREZ IS A BITCH, COULDN'T BEAT HIS WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG. go chock on a diseased cock you piece of shit.
P.S. I'd shoot your stupid ass too Perez if you stepped on my property daft fucktard.
omg! she thinks shes cute??!?!
Looks like someone can dish it, but can't take it!
Man, sounds like she's lost it, how sad….
what a crazzzyy biatch
SHE IS RIGHT LOL. I side with her.
I bet you're the female end of the hook-up with other mo's because only a bitch would take that threat seriously. As long as you don't go on her yard your queer ass has nothing to worry about. Go get gastric bypass queermo
Boo Hoo! Cry me a river you fat bastard, hurts when your ugly works come back to you huh? Grow the fuck up!
yeah prez, that is not even funny you get your gay ass shot then what the hell r we going to do
What a cunt. You are giving her far more attention than she deserves. She should be grazing in a field somewhere instead of making ignorant threats.
I don't think she's crazy, I think you added too much drama to the situation. I like to read your comments but many of them lately are stupid (not funny) and repeated…you shouldn't be so jealous…
Man, sounds like she's lost it, how sad….
omg!! she thinks shes cute??!?
Oh Perez! You are SUCH a drama queen.
perez, i love your blog and thing you are hysterical, but this is ridiculous.
this is a clear-cut case of "you can dish it, but can't take it."
do you honestly think she wants to shoot you? it's called a joke.
many people would take issues with several things you say on a daily basis.
loosen up.
Perez-I honestly think that you are the only person in this world who reads Roseanne's blog. If you did not post it on your website no one would even care or know what she is saying. Quit posting anything about her and everyone will have forgotten by tomorrow. But, secretly I think you like the attention it creates for you….albeit negative.
yum
that's hilarious - after all the shit that perez spins about people he finds roseanne's post insulting - get a grip (of your love handles) and build a bridge.
roseanne is classic. perez is a mongo - and i can't stop reading!!
fucking crazy bitch!! how the fuck can she call herself cute and then say those things about Posh?? victoria looks like a fucking goddess not only compared to HER but just by herself. why the fuck do old people like her have a myspace?? how the fuck does she even know about myspace?? HAG.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? PEREZ WILL NEVER BE FAMOUS AS ROSANNE! FAMOUS HOW? HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TALENT! ALL HE DOES IS RAG ON OTHER PEOPLE! THIS FAGGOLA NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON!
AND I KNOW THAT HALF OF YOU DWEEBS STILL WATCH ROSANNE
you hypocrite!!!!!!!!! Her threatening to shoot you is funnier than the malicious pleasure you take in Britney these days. Don't deal it if you can't take it!!!
Britney Spears is turning into Roseanne. Perez you talk crap about everyone else on a day to day basis in Hollywood. So why should it hurt your feelings so much. Come on now. I thought you were stronger than that.
She's obviously joking guys! Didn't u watch her show. Thats totally her humor. Why is Perez flippin out. He was the one talkin shit! She's Roseanne what did u expect! And as far as her being "washed up": That bitch got land! She made her damn money$! I LOVE ROSEANNE. SHE'S A TRUE SHIT-TALKER:)
Perez, I want to shoot you.
Ill She Needz sum serious Help n she Neeedz 2 stop MessiN Wit Perez Cuz we Luvv peRez N Stop ofeendin Da gayz Betch!! She needz 2 get a MAn shes probably jus needz sum D**K ruthles bitch turned Phycho
Shooting Perez IS funny. That new pi cture of himself is crazy ugly and fat.
perez, without celebrities where would you be? you better just suck it up and take one on the chin from someone who is actually talented. roseanne is too good for the likes of you. you get pissed because you cannot compete! you make your living off celebrities, if they decide to talk smack back to you, just bend over and be happy you're getting any action at all.
she is washed up and it aint even funny.
she is crazzy….
rehab anyone??
Perez, you're giving her just the publicity that she needs/wants. Obviously she has nothing to do and she knows millions of people read this site. What better way to get people to talk about her! Don't talk shit about people then be upset when they come back and talk shit about you. She's a washed up has-been whose show sucked and now she wants people to be thinking about her. You're doing a good job making her be a part of people's daily lives.
You can dish it out, but can't take it. A tale as old as time. YOU DESERVE COMMENTS LIKE THESE. I wish more ppl would tell you exactly how they feel about you– YOU'RE A BULLY!
WTF. She's so mad and wants to shoot you because you didn't get that her retarded blogs were a joke? They WERE a joke but not in a funny way more in a "boy, do you need round the clock therapy and some serious drugs in the asylum" way. Who gives a flying fuck if you make fun of people on your blog. You've never threatened anyone's life by saying that they're shiteous or whoreanus or drawing Xenu antenae on their baby's head. It's totally different than actually saying you're going to shoot them. Call your lawyer and the police, RezRez. Put that psycho bitch behind bars.
It's funny because she was just talking about shooting people in her last blog, so she used you as an example. Take a joke.
If it was some other celebrity that you were in love with you would think the posts were fantastic. You are just made someone made fun of your ass and now want to use your "celebrity status" to turn people against her. Grow up!
what a piece of shit you are perez to try to turn this into some serious event, stop trying to make yourself important, your a bore, and a fat one at that…. step away from the dinner table, run a few laps, be glad that people are still speaking your name at this point because you will pass like all the other farts in the wind….
It's funny because she just talked about wanting to shoot someone in an earlier blog - she's just using you as an example. Take a joke.
Perez you wouldn't know funny if it fucked your butthole.
Don't mess with the Rose!
how are any of those things she is saying crazy? she actuallys makes very valid points. as far as saying you want to kill someone…thats not cool. but how much shit have you said about people on this bullshit site? you said you can take it and dish it…now you want to get lawyers and cops after some old, dried up woman who had a few choice words to say about you… LAME. you need to get over yourself on the real. i dont know why all these people pay such attention to you boosting you celebrity and your head. i mean not to be rude but those latest pictures of you below…my god…you look HORRIBLE. if you can be a celebrity and get recognition for this bullshit it must be SO EASY. take some of that money you are getting from this shit and get that fixed…and by that i mean ALL of that. yikes.
THAT WAS A JOKE, HERE IS A REAL THREAT. "YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD, THE AVERAGE CONTRACT TO HAVE SOMEONE SNUBBED IS 10K POUNDS. THAT EQUATES TO ONE NIGHT OF HEAVY DRINKING AT A CLUB. THEY WOULD INVESTIGATE YOUR DEATH FOR FIVE SECONDS BECAUSE YOU ARE 1. FAT 2. GAY 3. NOT WHITE 4. HAVE MORE PEOPLE THAT WANT YOU DEAD AND CAN AFFORD TO MAKE IT HAPPEN THAN THEY CAN COUNT. FACE IT FATTY, YOU HAVE MAYBE A YEAR OF LIFE LEFT AT THE RATE YOU ARE MAKING ENEMIES." NOW THAT IS A "THREAT", LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.
go roseanne about time someone got the fag hag worried. is it a promise?and yes it was funny . i saw the guy recently on tv in oz. no wonder he cant get layed…ugly
She's one wicked comedian and this just proves it. Sorry, Perez, but it IS funny! Hilarious! I guess the sad part about it is that down in the USA people CAN get away with shotting someone on their land. Sad. Her description of Posh is dead-on too! She does look like a halloween costume….orange and all!! LMAO!
oh it's funny! … let's get one thing straight. that was fucking accurate!
TEAM PEREZ!
OF COURSE IT'S FUNNY! SHE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!! AND YOU ARE A LITTLE WIMPY BITCH FOR TAKING IT SO LITERALLY! NOT ONE REASONABLE PERSON ON THIS EARTH WOULD TAKE HER COMMENTS AS A SERIOUS THREAT, SO GOOD LUCK LITIGATING IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GET OVER YOURSELF.
Oh wait… I GET IT!!! You're trying to start a media feud because you're nothing more than a worthless media whore and you'd do anything for attention. Trying to rally your troops behind you, eh? Well, if you'll notice, more than half the comments under this post are by people who think you're a fucking idiot… Nobody cares you fat fuck. The fact of the matter is that Roseanne is funny and has had a long and successful career to prove it, whereas you've been around for like 2 weeks, and it's very likely that you'll be put out of business after you are found guilty of using all those images without permission and the judge orders you to pay more in restitution than you've made thus far. 5 minutes from now you'll be a distant unpleasant memory, and roseanne will have earned $5 million just in interest on all the money she has in the bank. Fuck you, Mario.
how dare she that about gay men turing straight, as long as there is zack efforns and johnny depps, i am gayer than the fucking holidays
Yeah, it IS funny…and you've said worse.
well not only her wants you dead almost everyone wants you dead
Perez, I think she's right on…even though it was humor, your stupid fat fricking gay anus can dish it out, but when the old wheel come around, you don't find it so funny do you fat boy….ugly fat boy at that. If I were gay, you'd be the last person on earth I'd consider greasing the old poop chute with…..your only claim to fame is making fun of anyone who doesn't cow tow to your perverted view of humanity. Kiss my ass Perez…and Cowboy Up! Get over it Dude.
it's strange that Perez can't take this, yet he still dishes on people. i doubt she would really shoot you. If you can't take the heat then stop posting crap about celebs.
Ugh, Roseanne is a sick, sick woman. That intern took the fall for what was most likely her own postings.
We love you Perez!
Hasn't Roseanne spent her life seeking the men who actually enjoy a fat peice woman? Who would be sick enough to let her choke on their short knobs?
Haha, hilarious.. Roseanne rocks my world like nobodies business. I come to this site because I want to read trash, not because I admire Perez. He's vile.
UHHHMMMMM… you really think Roseanne is going to shoot you? Like, really? Like, you're actually scared that she is really, actually going to shoot you? Hahahahahaha.
roseanne is white trash
Chillax dude, if you can dish it, you better have the balls to take it (your words) It's funny, lighten up
rolls eyes
FAT FCK take that you're just a loser asshole that thinks you can talk smack and when the real heat comes. You cuss and bitch!. LOSE WEIGHT bitch and come again. at least she is a "washed up sitcom star" wat the fck are you? Gay and just a gossip monger.
Putting that aside I do like coming here for the laughs. Seriously though Perez lose weight and get a real job and life instead of being a gossip monger queen!!!
ROSEANNE YOU GOT TOLD BY PEREZZERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Love U !!
P.S. hahahhaa about her Posh comment. I happen to love her, but I love the creativity!
She didn't care about "working people" in the peak of her career (1995) when she was sitting in the front row of the Isaac Mizrahi show rubbing elbows with Richard Gere. Check out Unzipped–you'll see her sitting there acting as if she's part of the upper eschelon of fashionistas. She's only using that hook now in an attempt to gain attention. That was her thing back then–thank goodness nobody cares about that kind of horrific TV anymore. Its clear she's a sorry loser since she didn't get the job on the View. That's probably why she's going postal with the blogging. Sour grapes. She's just jealous of Perez b/c he's more funny than she will ever be and/or was. Nobody really liked her anyhow, but for the trailer park crew & they're probably all dead or housed in some kind of governmental facility by now. I'm surprised she can even afford to shop at Cost Co.
how are any of those things she is saying crazy? she actuallys makes very valid points. as far as saying you want to kill someone…thats not cool. but how much shit have you said about people on this bullshit site? you said you can take it and dish it…now you want to get lawyers and cops after some old, dried up woman who had a few choice words to say about you… LAME. you need to get over yourself on the real. i dont know why all these people pay such attention to you boosting your celebrity and your head. i mean not to be rude but those latest pictures of you below…my god…you look HORRIBLE. if you can be a celebrity and get recognition for this bullshit it must be SO EASY. take some of that money you are getting from this shit and get that fixed…and by that i mean ALL of that. yikes.
perez you're such a fucking loser. get real.
So sad that all of you with the negative comments have no life other than to hunch (literally probably) over your computers waiting for Perez's next post so that you can display your ignorance to the world. If you don't enjoy it, why would you give it so much control over your life? Pathetic.
Roseanne is right. Try shutting the fuck up for once. You are reacting like a baby. If someone reacted to your posts about them the same way you'd never let them hear the end of it. Get over it and go jogging.
girlfriend….if you're gonna dish it out, you better be able to take it.
just a thought….
Hehe, Roseanne is hilarious. I'd say she zinged your fat ass but good, tubster!! Get over yourself.
I luvz ya, Perez, but the bitch is right: what you don't get about irony is a lot! 'salright. Your texts read like potato chips taste, and it's all good…
I like what she says. Down with Perez….
And drawing cocks on people's faces IS funny?
GO, ROSEANNE!! GOOD FOR HER!
You couldn't even do anything if you got the cops involved. Your real name isnt Perez Hilton its some fucking washedup mexican name so just because she said shes gonna shoot perez hilton doesnt mean u got shit on her ROFL
shes absolutley right..fuck off douchebag..not so tough anymore are you?
Well, it is a little funny…
Perez, ya really are over-reacting to that. I've heard you talk about wanting other people to die, overdose, choke on a chicken bone. She didn't say she was coming after you, she said she hoped that you would trespass. She's a comedian, she makes funnies. You aren't a psychologist, quit calling people teh crazy and you won't get yer wittle feelings hurt.
Hahaha!…I think it is!
lighten up, perez. it's not that serious. do you honestly think she plans to shoot you? you talk all the trash in the world…YOU ASKED FOR THIS…deal.
ROSEANNE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you put negativity out there your bound to get it back! Killing someone is nothing to joke about…however maybe this will teach you a lesson. Your site is ammusing but when you go after people in the malious way that you do it's quite offensive. So ease up and most importantly grow up!
FUCK YES, Perez!
Christ, I love you!
Don't worry Perez, unless she's got an ELEPHANT gun, she ain't takin your fat-ass out!!!