Roseanne's Half-Assed Apology

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Dumb old lady!
Date: Aug 10, 2007 2:14 AM
Subject: a couple of people
Body: here on myspace mistakenly thought I was threatening to shoot a little known misogynist gossip monger who named himself after a talentless drunk driver. What I actually said was that if he were to TRESPASS on my land, I would thankfully have the right as an american citizen, under the great constitution of this country, to protect myself, and to use deadly force in that pursuit.
I guess the four of you think it is ok for trespassers and other criminals not to be punished for breaking the law. To me, that means that you really do not support our troops, who are fighting in Iraq to uphold the freedoms
that we hold dear. Shame on you. You would defend a trespassing predator while hardworking citizens are not safe in their homes. What a disgrace, indeed!
Remember a smile is the quickest way to improve your appearance!
Date: Aug 10, 2007 2:32 AM
Subject: its all in fun folks!
Body: just trying to get a laugh.. i think p hilton is funny too..
I love rosie o donnell too! she has balls of brass and did a great thing on the view. she could have sat back with all her money and kept her mouth shut and said nothing, like most stars, but she put her ass on the line and i
have so much respect for her and for Joy behar, and even elizabeth, who I do not agree with, but puts herself out there. I love whoopi too, and I know she has lots to say and lots to add to that show, and I am happy for her.
Barbara Walters is a broadcasting genious and knows how to stay in the spotlight because of that fact. I love Oprah too, even though I make fun of her as well.
I am glad that pearl jam is talking about net neutrality too, and I hope myspace doesn't start getting censored anytime soon. these are scarey times, and a laugh is good! I have twelve thousand friends here now, and cannot
keep up with this place. I blog at my own website, roseanneworld.com, and have for ten years now. Visit me there daily. I will drop in here now and then!
This has-been is just begging for attention.
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Rosie rules and you're a fat talentless leech on society Mario.
Don't fuck with Perez!!
WHO CARES?!?! i mean really, did everyone else in hollywood take a vacation?
Ummmmmn.. That bitch is spun.
PEREZ HILTON BLEW A DEAD HORSE!!
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PIX ARE ON THE WAY!!!!
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I don't think I could be any less interested in a washed up celebrity… o wait, theres always Britney
Is it just me or is this bitch begging for attention??? In all honesty who here wants to see a sex tape from her????????NOT SEXY.
What the hell does that have anything to do with Iraq? Weirdo.
nice spelling….she is an absolute has been idiot
what a psychooooooooooooooooooooooo
dumb ass bitch!
TEAM PEREZ
eew why doenst she just die
that's some crazy bullshit! Talk about backpedaling!
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What a hag
This woman is seriously insane. Get some help lady!
GROW UP, PEREZ!
SHE JOKED…YOU DO WORSE ON A DAILY BASIS.
Looks like someone needs attention!
WHO CARES???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
crazy bitch!
perez , grow up. you must learn to accept others crude humor if you're gonna make fun of others. you made fun of herfirst… that's what happens.
She needs to go to the nut house…. she likes whoopi, rosie .. weirdo! She tries too hard to be funny, and she is not at ALLLLL
you have to stop giving this woman publicity. djeez
Righhhhttt…..so according to her, we should shoot at anyone who trespasses…..to show our support for the troops??
i had no idea she was this scary.
the bitch crazy!
Die bitch!
what?!?! she goes from threatening my perezzito's life to saying we're not supporting the troops if we disagree? i use to like her but that b*tch is CRAZY! stay on your land and build your walls up higher.
Perez, please get over yourself. Are you PMSing or haven't gotten laid in a while..
huh
ha, no you are not over her, you posted on it again.
what a bitch… she's a mental case.
AND ALL YOU HATERS OUT THERE, IF YOU DISLIKE PEREZ SO MUCH, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING VISITING HIS SITE EVERY DAY???? STOP HATING A-HOLES AND GET A GODDAMN LIFE!!
Perez: You are awesome!!!!
Rosanne is'nt the only one who wishes that fat talentless two faced overexposed classless crude ignorant ugly slob would curl up and die. Where can I send Rosanne flowers of thanks.
Roseanne, Sometimes I disagree with your point of view, but you have the right to speak your mind. This round is very funny
Perez, Be a man, Be a gay man if you choose, but just be a man.
if you're "over her" then stop giving her attention by posting her blogs
Come on Pee-rez, give the girl a break. If you want to last, you gotta pass on your baby hissy fit. You sho can dish it but you obviously can't laugh and get over it.
The only ATTENTION WHORE on the web is you, Perez. You're just trying to make up for all the shit folks are saying about you in the previous posts. I've lost all respect for your dumb antics.
Come on Pee-rez, give the girl a break. If you want to last, you gotta pass on your baby hissy fit. You sho can dish it but you obviously can't laugh and get over it.
At least her hair looks good. Other than that, there's not a single person in the country that gives a flying rat's ass about Roseanne OR what she thinks.
Ha ha. Roseanne rules!
The troops are fighting in Iraq to maintain her freedom to shoot trespassers…? That doesn't even make sense
i kind of like her.
it`s always perez hilton who tries to get attention!
but perez, to be honest: you`re not famous…ok, maybe for really trying to become famous
You can dish it out but you can't take it. You're an idiot for thinking that was a death threat. What about all the times you say that you wish so-and-so celebrity would just die? That's pretty much what Roseanne said to you, and yet you don't see anyone threatening to sue your fat ass for making "death threats" against them. Stop being uber-sensitive, you hypocrite.
Roseanne is absolutely hilarous. Sorry, Perez, but she put you in yo place now!
No, Mario. You never put any bad energy out there! LOL!
Rosanne did not threaten you by saying she wishes you would sneak onto her land so she could shoot you. That is not a threat, nor was she serious. I think it's an appropriate response the the mean and truly retarded things you post every day, that no one ever calls you on. You are however, threatened BY her. Like you, she has a huge fan base. But unlike you, she is (a) talented; and (b) intelligent. She is no crazier or more outrageous than she's ever been. Her style of humor was the same when she starred in one of the most popular sitcoms in the history of television (for which she won an Emmy), or in her standup act - evidenced by her brilliant HBO special from last year. She has hosted SNL 4 times, and has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And what have YOU done, Mario? Oh, that's right — I forgot. You draw dicks and trickling white stuff and words like "slut" over celebrity photos. So when someone comes along who doesn't like you (and what's to like?) and refuses to kiss up to you, you act like a little 4th grade girl and write "sad" over their photo. Roseanne has NOT gone over the edge. She just sees you clearly, as increasing numbers of us do, as the arrested development worthless little nobody that you are. You can dish, but the truth is, you really can't take it. I'd tell you to run home to your Mommy, but the word on the street is that she doesn't love you either. Never has. We're over you.
ROSEANNE WINS! GIVE IT UP PEREZ! Seriously… wtf is your problem? YOU should let it drop because you're looking like an ass.
Perez you fat-ass…
Read shit before you make assumptions
you multi-colored blonde.
PEREZ GET THE FUCK OVER YOU'RE FUCKING SELF SHE HIT IN LIKE YOU HIT ALL THE OTHER CELEBS YOU HATE AND ALL THE CHILDREN YOU MAKE FUN OF. NOW YOU'RE FAT FUCKING SORRY ASS CAN'T TAKE IT WELL TO FUCKING BAD I LOVE ROSEANNE AND SHE GOT YOU WHERE IT HURTS.
SEE YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME BUT WHEN THE GAME GETS PLAYED BACK AT YOU, YOU BITCH AND WHINE LIKE THE FUCKING LITTLE GIRL YOU ARE TAKE THOSE FUCKING PINK PANTIES OFF AND MAN THE FUCK UP.
CAN DISH IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT THEN QUIT YOU'RE FUCKING SITE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PEOPLE YOU SIT ON THIS SITE NAME CALLING LITTLE INNOCENT CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THEIR PARENTS ROSEANNE MAKES A COMMENT ABOUT WANTING TO SHOOT YOU'RE FAT FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER ASS AND YOU'RE CRYING WHY???
COME THE FUCK ON YOU SIT HERE WISHING BRITNEY SPEARS DEATH AND A LOT OF OTHERS SO WHY CRY WHEN SOMEONE DOES IT TO YOU??? OH WE KNOW TRUTH HURTS GUESS WHEN YOU'RE AT THE END OF THE STICK YOUR FEELING GOT HURT WAHH WAHH BUILD A FUCKING BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT STUPID SON OF A BITCH
I ENJOY YOU'RE SITE AT TIMES BUT COME ON IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK YOU'RE SHIT EXPECT TO GET IT BACK 10 FOLD!!!!!
What does trespassing have to do with the troops?
That idiot! My husband is a Marine and is getting ready to go fight in Iraq. She is a total moron who has no idea what she is talkaing about! Who ever said that Perez and Co. were against punishing criminals? She instigated it! perez, you are fantastic and know that I have your back! Believe me, us USMC wives are tough bitches! I hope she and I never come face to face!
You actually DON'T have the right to just shoot someone who is trespassing on your property. That woman is a moron.
You're over her - only after getting the last word. I like your site Perez but serisouly, if you give it out you should be able to take it.
Even PEREZ is too big a star to fight with Roseanne. Make it stop!!!
The U.S. Constitution does not allow use of deadly force for TRESPASS… Isn't that just the law in Texas??? Did Rosie move or something???
let me get this straight, You're over Roseanne?! why because she actually has talent and one of the best shows to ever be on television? you're such a fucking fraud, perez, you seriously sicken me! i can't wait for the backlash that will bite you on your fat ass! i'm sticking to d-listed. michael k is so much cooler & funnier than you. you're gross!
i don't actually think it's considered trespassing when you "lure" someone onto your property
Perez, I've always enjoyed your sense of humor, and your blog but this is fucking lame. Roseanne was never going to shoot you. You started it with seeking her blog and posting on yours and saying she is "crazy". Stop fucking crying already. Like she really back peddeled because she was afraid of you…yeah right. Get over yourself. I'm done with this blog. I though you were cool and could take a JOKE!
Yeah, she's certainly screwed up, poor lady.
I don't understand how she can be Bush-hating one minute and then all gung-ho, "I GOT MY RIGHTS TA' SHOOT 'EM!" the next. wtf.
She is so pathetic.
Roseanne is brilliant! If you think about her sitcom, named after herself, and her comedic acts onstage, you can see that she's much more concerned with issues about ordinary working people, politics, gender, sexuality, and subverting patriarchy and misogyny (which is the embodiment of Perez). Perez is threatened because Roseanne called him out on his misogyny, as a man and a GAY man. GAY MEN are the worst misogynist and patriarchal assholes there are. Roseanne, on the other hand, is at least politically and socially conscious about issues affecting ordinary people…and she does it with a sense of humor that makes people laugh. Unfortunately, Perez, you don't have that kind of talent that Roseanne possesses, NOR do you contribute much to changing the way people understand and treat each other in civil society. You eat the shit and leftovers of celebrities. So sad….
She seems to make way more sense than you, Perez. And it's just humour you don't get. Not your fault you were born stupid… but you could try and do something about your offensive appearance.
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she should cut the BS about supporting the troops and freedom. Many remember in the 80's the way she sang badly on purpose the national anthem! A disgrace! When she went to the Arsenio Hall's show, instead of apologizing her rude behavior, she said she was not a singer! Poor country.
Crazy. When is she being serious and when is she "joking". I am seriously confused by her rants..
NO. 7 IS FUNNY.
Roseanne will wup your ass
The faux-patriotic references to the troops is blatantly SARCASM and HUMOUR, idiots.
I guess there comes a time in every chubby guys life to hang up a duck to dry. And Pezzle this is THE TIME! When people past a certain age like Rosie has, they get very stuck in their ideas and thoughts as you can see from her rantings. In other words, dealing with old people is very difficult. Just give her a bottle of booze, Hollywood will take care of the rest and soon post her to the back row or Ohio or something. There she will dance in her mansion till she greys and fades, Wuthering Heights style imagining Tom is in her arms!!!! And the good old times were back
Sometimes you just have to let these old spiteful bags go back to their ghostly mansions, dont you?
Perez……………….GET BACK IN THE CLOSET and stay there!!!!!!
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For all humankind please go back in to the closet………………
She hardly apologised to you, you fat cunt.
You should apologise to her for being an ugly loser who can't take a joke.
Oh, you are so NOT over her, and if you are quit posting her myspace blogs, but you wont because you are a prissy little queen/attention whore, but I cant blame ya, lap it up while you still can, most people have stopped caring, hey did anyone see that pic where it had Pete Wentz next to Perez, and it said Pete with unknown party guest, that was funny. I love Roseanne, she should hire me to be her personal assistant, I would have no problem getting drunk and mouthing off on her blog, I would have you crying Perez!!
um, just who is she????????
Hey fat boy, she dosen't owe you an apology. Man up…. oh yeah, I forgot…
I love the way in his blogs fatass uses the word 'we' as if he speaks for the people who read his shit.
Yet, when you read the message board, 90 percent of people think he is a talentless fat cunt.
I love Roseanne! I think she is pretty damn funny, and she did clearly say in her first post that if you were on her Property she would shoot, which is her right. Not once did she say she would seek you out. And if she bothers you that much then why post her on here?
Damn! woman went and ruined everything, thought she had more in her!
She's not begging for attention. YOU are! She's just stirring the pot like she often does and rather than kiss your big gay buttocks she's saying what's on HER mind. Good for you Roseanne!
i love how whenever someone's wrong they bring up the troops in iraq, like she's justified in saying that she wants to lure someone onto her property so she can legally shoot them because the troops in iraq are shooting people.
i think she talks about you just so she can see her pic on ur website.
Ha! She's hilarious! Get over yourself Perez.
Poor Rosie, she is so old now. I guess that says it ALL! Old and BOOZED!
bitch is crazy
perez, you only wish you were a has-been like her instead of a desperate wannabe, who never will. despite my morbid-fascination with gos, you continue to make me SICK.
For those of you who MAY have taken her seriously, you MAY NOT use deadly force to protect your home!!!!! That is illegal and it is murder. The constitution does NOT condone it. (Wow, I sound serious.) Anyway, she should shut her ill informed mouth.
Yes, she is hilariously drunk. I wonder if Sylvester Stallone has a granny flat on his property? Her and his mother would make a great couple!
She is an idiot who is broadcasting her intent to commit a crime, as the use of deadly force is not considered a minor matter by the legal system, and our rights should not be abused.
Why she brought the troops into it…I have no idea.
She is lower than pond-scum.
These are the comments and rants that have made Rosanne famous and contreversial for like the last 100 years…
She's always been crazy, mean and funny in her own cynical way…ALWAYS AND FOREVER!! lol And she's not a very good blogger… that's kinda funny too…
I love her!
Perez, You get a taste of your own medicine and you can't handle it? Please, you take Roseanne seriously? Come one girl, get over yourself. To bad your "celebrity" status prevents you from seeing the humor in it. Should we call you Lindsay or Paris from now on? To much success for doing nothing has gone to your head.
God get over yourself Perez…you're becoming more like Paris every day. Go grow a pair.
shut up P!! rosanne has MUCH more class then you do. complaining about someone else's blogs? omg, that's pathetic considering the shit you write
WHEN are people going to stop talking about "supporting our troops in Iraq…….fighting to defend us………blah blah fucking blah"…..
You invaded a sovereign nation.
Iraq never attacked America, or Americans.
Get over it.
Wait a minute, FIRST she says she wants to lure you with donuts and shoot you, now she's trying to say "Oh only if he tresspassed?!?" This fat waste of a human should try and keep her facts straight if she's trying to pull off a rediculous lie. Geez Roseanne, maybe you ought to lay off the liquor and grow a spine. If you're gonna make a public rant, then you better have the balls to back that shit up!
Roseanne, you mentioned years ago that you were sexually molested. After that came to light it seemed you opened the dorrs for others to either confess, or in some cases I assume some may have lied. Regardless, both facts are sad.
Would you please write a tell all book. Maybe Perez could write the forward.
Wow!! she is a psycho. She should really seek help and leave Perez alone.
first of all, I do not think she is saying that just because the troops are shooting people, its not like they are doing it for sport. Come on Get a grip. To many of you are reading into this whole thing way to much. I support our troops 100%
"a little known misogynist gossip monger who named himself after a talentless drunk driver"
Best line ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if anyone truly new roseanne's sence of humour u would have laughed it all off! its odd…of all the negative things said about parez…why would roseannes comments be taken to heart so bad!
parez just be happy that she took the time to basicly appologize to u for her humour…get over it and move on!
i am sure there is someone else out there u can shoot ur poisen arrow at! LOL
love the site!!!
a P fan alwayz!
VB
She sure is quick with the comebacks….almost makes one think that she spends a bit too much time reading perez gossip. Get a life Roseanne, and a sense of humor. Love ya Perezzzzzz!!!!