Roseanne's Half-Assed Apology
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Dumb old lady!
Date: Aug 10, 2007 2:14 AM
Subject: a couple of people
Body: here on myspace mistakenly thought I was threatening to shoot a little known misogynist gossip monger who named himself after a talentless drunk driver. What I actually said was that if he were to TRESPASS on my land, I would thankfully have the right as an american citizen, under the great constitution of this country, to protect myself, and to use deadly force in that pursuit.
I guess the four of you think it is ok for trespassers and other criminals not to be punished for breaking the law. To me, that means that you really do not support our troops, who are fighting in Iraq to uphold the freedoms
that we hold dear. Shame on you. You would defend a trespassing predator while hardworking citizens are not safe in their homes. What a disgrace, indeed!
Remember a smile is the quickest way to improve your appearance!
Date: Aug 10, 2007 2:32 AM
Subject: its all in fun folks!
Body: just trying to get a laugh.. i think p hilton is funny too..
I love rosie o donnell too! she has balls of brass and did a great thing on the view. she could have sat back with all her money and kept her mouth shut and said nothing, like most stars, but she put her ass on the line and i
have so much respect for her and for Joy behar, and even elizabeth, who I do not agree with, but puts herself out there. I love whoopi too, and I know she has lots to say and lots to add to that show, and I am happy for her.
Barbara Walters is a broadcasting genious and knows how to stay in the spotlight because of that fact. I love Oprah too, even though I make fun of her as well.
I am glad that pearl jam is talking about net neutrality too, and I hope myspace doesn't start getting censored anytime soon. these are scarey times, and a laugh is good! I have twelve thousand friends here now, and cannot
keep up with this place. I blog at my own website, roseanneworld.com, and have for ten years now. Visit me there daily. I will drop in here now and then!
This has-been is just begging for attention.
We're over her.
Over before it begins?
Attention New Yorkers
Indulge us: why don't you both come armed? One is a minimally-talented has-been who thinks people want to read her blog. The other didn't have a TV series.
Wait Wait… ROSANNE is a washed up has-been? lol. What about you, you fat fuck! lol. You're a Never has been, Never will be! get a life and stop being such a fat pathetic hypocrate!
I hope one day you do step unto her property.
her logic is so twisted.. and she writes like an idiot.
BTW, Pezzers, I believe Joy Behar tried seriously to warn you that this day was coming and you laughed and said you didn't care and had no regrets. If this is a ploy on your part, I believe you've just made your first critical career error, darlin', cuz no one thinks your joking or just trying to start the next O'Donnel v. TheDonald.
Miss Puss Perez really blew it here and pretty much revealed herself for who she really is: a chubby little girl who tried out for cheerleading and got laughed at -and in response become a snipey little gossip to get her revenge…..But now when someone reads her - Like Roseanne did big time…the facade cracks and she goes right back to her cookies and pom poms and cries like a bitch…..
There is no jurisdiction in the U.S., as far as I know, where deadly force is permitted to be used on a trespasser, unless the trespasser is threatening your life with what you reasonably and honestly believe to be deadly force. Sister better get her facts straight . . . it would be unjustifiable homicide to shoot and kill someone just for entering your land!!!
This woman has built a career and reputation by acting like WT. What can ya really expect? Obviously shes off her rocker and will always be a hillbilly
Uh– could all the boneheads who keep making comments about the legality of shooting tresspassers please take note: Roseanne is a COMIC - she uses IRONY to make JOKES. If you dont get the jokes - fine– but stop analyzing her comments so damn literally…. Otherwise you look just as outwitted as Puss Perez.
OOOOO Perezie - typical histrionic fag! can dish it out but can NOT take it!! too funny
OOOOO Perezie - you are such a typical histrionic little girl. can dish it out but can NOT take it. too funny
I love you perez!!!
You rule the media!!!
Soooo who is this biznatch again?!?!?!
Saying all this krap… she wants to shoot you?
You have a frekin army to back you UP!!!
SHE WANTS TO START A FREKIN WAR…
PEREZ CAN START A FREKING REVOLUTION!!!
Perez can't start a diet, much less a revolution..
Obviously she has a fucked up MISunderstanding of the American legal system and deadly force laws.
And Perez, if you're over her, why are you blogging this and giving that fat cunt attention she so desperately craves. You KNOW she's reading your page, hoping for a comment about herself, like she begs for table scraps…
Perez sometimes you are funny down right hysterical.
Other times you are tactless, jealous, and just ignorant as phuck.
Why are you calling Rosie a has-been when you are a NEVER WAS BEEN.
She's right you defend the HUMAN CONDOM, HERPES-INFESTED, TALENTLESS, FUGLY, UNINTERSTING WHORE like she was family….which makes you a LAME
But you talk HORRIBLY about people like Roseanne, Beyonce (and I don't even like her that), Avril, Star Jones (I'm not a big fan of hers), (i.e. INSERT ANYONE THAT MORE IS TALENTED, PRETTY, SMARTER THAN the WHORE…THAT IS WHOLE WORLD EXCLUDING HER)…which makes you a lame.
I hope you know that she is talking about how fat you are, making derogatory mexican jokes about you (SHE"S A RACIST and that fact that you and Nicole Ritchie call her you friend when she is seen on video using derogatory slurs is SICKENING AND DIGUSTING…and makes think each of you suffer from SELF HATE), what a loser you are, how ugly you are, and how she has you wrap around her little herpes-infested finger.
I don't think you're ugly, but I definitely think you could stand to lose a few pounds and stop being a lame by WORSHIPPING this TRICK and putting anyone down that she doesn't like or who doesn't kiss your ass or who doesn't take shit from you…it's not cool
So the moral of this long post, is you need to stop being a LAME and Roseanne is right about you and your whorish digusting filfthy looking friend (ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DRINK OR ON DRUGS AND DRIVE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR 6 MOS and MORE AS A MINIMUM).
STOP BEING A LAME PEREZ MOST PEOPLE YOU TALK ABOUT HAVE MORE TALENT THAN LITTLE MISS HERPES
It not only gives you NO CREDIBLITY what so ever, but it makes you a LAME…
You do come off as more than slightly misogynist, dearheart. As far as the continuing stream of 'fugly' comments, having seen quite enough images of you, I'd have say there's an element of self-loathing there as well. You're fat, you're unattractive and you're effete, luv. Considering all of those criteria, your misogyny is more than likely projected self hate.
can you really kill someone for stepping on your property? So when holloween rolls around and a little kid comes up looking for some candy, I can shoot him dead and not get into trouble? neat-o.
put a fork in her,,,, she's been done long ago,,,,, did she get gastrobipast or is she on crack? she's still a trashy skank…. go away please,,,,,, please please please!!!!!
Shut up already Roseanne Bar disease. Go wallow in the mud with your pigs and you will see how much in common you have with them……
You are trying to get on P's free publicity as if it would help your dead ass career.
You can take one out of the trailor park but you cant take the trailor park out of the person…..Well maybe not true for Demi Moore.
So I think you and Britney should become pals and paint Hollywood Trailor Park red………
I love Roseanne…..too many people don't speak their minds these days and she does.
Yeah. You sound over her. How soon until you hit her myspace page again?
Wow I'm surprised you let your ego be bruised by Roseanne of all people. I give her alot of credit for that. Why should she apologize? Do you for hurting the feelings of countless people? Remember what Whoopi said on The View where you yourself admitted they raked you across the coals.
perez you are such a fuckin lame-o. its not an apology
Roseanne had a TV show that was in the Top 5 most watched shows for 6 years! And it stayed in the Top 20 most watched shows for 8 years! What have you done?
Plus, Roseanne is shown on TV all the time in re-runs. Roseanne must have done something right.
HONESTLY, YOU CAN SURE DISH IT OUT, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
ROSEANNE IS FUNNY AND TOTALLY OWNED YOU!!!!
Why the fuck should Roseanne apologize to you?You should apoligize to her.I'm sure she could careless what you think or say.Roseanne rocks.Perez sucks.
"I would thankfully have the right as an american citizen, under the great constitution of this country, to protect myself, and to use deadly force in that pursuit."
What a dumbass, she should have PR people to check out her "facts". It is a misconception that the U.S. Constitution guarantees individuals the right to bear arms, it doesn't, states make the call, not the Constitution.
are you related to charles manson you old hag?! preaching peace/love yet acting all psycho against people and then blaming others for your stupid ass remarks, your stupid, your boring, blah blah blah, you are trailer trash just like your old show.
i just don't understand why someone this old has a myspace.