Britney Really Needs….
PerezHilton.com readers Ashley, Shelby, and Kareen spotted none other than the mess that is Britney Spears - sucking too hard on her lollipop - making a very special purchase at the drug store on Friday.
This is their account of their few minutes with our favorite trainwreck.
"We live in sherman oaks and britney was at the longs drugs on the corner of laurel canyon and ventura last night by pinkberry. We were doing some shopping and I look up and see flashes of light everywhere. When we looked over we see someone in a hat and some other girl with brown hair yelling "Stop it guys, not here!"
As soon as we saw the girl with the brown hair we soon realized that it was that dumb bitch ali simms. The mystery girl in the hat was britney spears and when we went to walk down another eisle about 30 more paparazzi chasing her. we were litterally 20 feet away from her and you wanna know what she buying ? CANDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the heck goes to a drug store to buy all those candles ??
THE WHOLE TIME BRITNEY WAS LAUGHING AND GIGGLY SUCKING ON A DAMN LOLIPOP!!!!!!!! For someone who is so "tortured" by the paparazzi, she sure seems to love the attention. I think shes tipping these guys off her self for some more attention. She looked cracked outta her mind (as usual) plus tater tot and small fry were not with her (as usual).
Anyway, we thought you would get a kick. Here is the picture I snapped on my phone."
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Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz."
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He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
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When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
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Those in the know all go to his website,
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Shows their naughty bits,
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I hate Brit Brit! Those poor babies!!
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Who cares about her! Quit giving her the attention that she so obvioulsy craves, and she will probably get her sh!t together.
hhahahaah oh my god she is so stupid. uh so u smell like shit so u want ure house to smell like shit too with drugstore candles? righttt
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Ashley, Shelby, and Kareen:
"like cha! omg we 3 b-f-f-s saw that dumb bitch like so totally srsly! omg i luv perezhilton so much so ill email him since i dont have a job or n e thing better 2 do!! now lets hit da clubs and suck some c*ck and get wasted n then make fun of celebz who do the same! haahaha cum on grlz!"
Grow up.
I highly doubt you 3 are of any merit to be walking around calling people bitches and making judgments about people you don't even know. Grow some integrity.
i hate all those people that say "first bitches". when really your the crazy bitch who is actually number 20.
OMG NO. NOT CANDLES!!! Take the kids away from her, she goes to a drugstore to BUY CANDLES!!!!
Friggin' moron. Get a fucking life.
Of course she LOVES the attention. If all she needed was candles, and she knows the paps would be following her, anyone else under these circumstances would think that the aggravation isn't worth it — you would stay home and get someone else (i.e. your assistant) to buy the candles for you.
But NOOOO, Britney has to make sure that she is photographed again (daily) by the paps — no matter what the reason.
What, is it illegal to buy candles now??? OM Britney bought candles and she is sucking on a lollipop, omg its the end of man kind. Tell those 3 whores to grow the fuck up, dumb bitches. Leave the girl alone!
Ashley, Shelby, and Kareen = stupid girls! Yeah you bring such a big news to the world………….:-)))
LMFAO. I know this bitch is crazy but those three morons shelba and kareen or w/e need to be shot. You stalk Britney at a drug store just so you can get your name up on a website. You fuxcking morons, get a life. I bet even Perez is laughing at your dumb asses.
i wonder if her new song will be any good…
She should give Amy a hand and walk right back into rehab.
britney sucks cock! she doesn't have any talent and is ugly as hell… she's gone past her prime like 3 years ago and can never look decent ever again! she's so dumb and retarded… but what do you expect from someone with a below average IQ and no diploma? go back to school and learn how to be a mom for fucks sake! we don't need to see your cellulite fiesta ass and down syndrome face anymore! just fuck off or OD or something jeez!
That stupid little bitch needs to shut the fuck up! If she doesn't like Britney so much then why the hell is she trying to kill herself snapping a photo of Britney? God, Perez, is news so slow that you have to post such crap that Britney is buying candles?! Candles?! Who the hell cares? I love Britney and she's doing nothing no normal American person would not do.
Ashley, Shelby, and Kareen - stop being vultures and parasites like the rest of the paparazzi, because you suck at it. OH NO….CANDLES????? LMAO.
It’s well known that she gets high and fucks those black bodyguards of hers. The only thing she needs to become an official trainwreck is a house-full of biracial kids.
dumb bitch needs some help
OH MY GOD!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!
BRITNEY BOUGHT CANDLES AT A DRUGSTORE!
INCREDIBLE REPORTING, PEREZ!!
SUCH AN IMPORTANT STORY!!!!!!
She has a 50/50 custody deal with KFed… She only has the children half of the time, which is a large reason why she is without them in pictures! Duh! I feel like people forget that.
TO THOSE DOGGING THESE GIRLS FOR TAKING BRITNEY'S PICTURE…WTF! THEY DIDN'T "CHASE HER DOWN", THEY SAID IN THE POST THAT THEY WERE AT THE DRUG STORE FIRST, BEFORE BRITNEY CAME IN. I HAVE NOTICED A TREND ON THIS SITE THAT WHEN PEREZ READERS SEE A CELEB OUT, TAKES A PIC AND SENDS IT TO HIM EVERYONE STARTS MAKING FUN OF THAT PERSON. STFU ALREADY! YOU KNOW YOU'D DO THE SAME THING, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS IT WASN'T YOU SENDING IN THE PIC TO PEREZ. THIS IS A GOSSIP SITE AND HERE ARE YOUR LARD ASSES READING IT SO WHY THE HATE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE PROVIDING PICTURES FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.
OMG Britney Spears got candles???? SHE IS SUCH A BAD PERSON NOW!!!! I MEAN WHO GOES OUT AND BUYS REGULAR STUFF LIKE THAT ANYMORE…YUP THAT SUCKER MUST HAVE SOME DRUGS IN IT….LOL GET A LIFE YOU STUPID ASS PEOPLE
Lets clear up one fact, Britney is not like Paris Hilton she doesn't tip of the Paparazzi. Britney dreams of the day she can go out and live her life without being followed and having horrible pictures taken.
"Makes me burn the candle right down" — "Tumbling Dice" — The Stones
Candles used to be de riguer for shooting Heroin. Is Britney riding the horse or the white pony?
shes scary with the whole hat and sunglasses thing. shes gonna turn into a michael jackson type of person that creeps everyone out cause you know they are so messed up. poor poor babies.
The little dipshit that sent you this photo needs to get a fucking life. What a loser.
That is malicious and nasty as per usual. The biggest low lifes are people like you passing judgement quicker than you probably pass wind!!!
Is it any wonder she leaves her kids at home when she is pursued by over 30 paps? So fucking what if she was buying candles and sucking a lollipop. That does not mean she is on drugs as you were implying. You seem to know what drug induced behavior is which leads me to think you are a crack head yourself!
im sorry but you are stupid. i happen to be neighbors with britney and yes she is a bitch and a bad neighbor, but the paparazzi sit outside the summit (the gated community in which we live) and they sit and wait for her to come out….its actually scary, if u have ever seen them chase and drive recklessly… so think before you say dumb shit
I feel bad for her, she obviously needs help and people running around snapping pictures of her on their cell phones is NOT doing her any good. While it makes for good gossip, it is immature and disrespectful. If it was anyone else at the drug store buying candles, no one would have looked twice. But since it's Britney, people suddenly have all this horrible crap to say. Grow up, get lives of your own, and realize that people have problems. And last time I checked it was okay for celebrities to go to drug stores and buy candles. Maybe, if there's a next time, she'll be lucky enough to choose one without three idiotic little girls without lives of their own roaming the aisles.
Britney really needs Jenny Craig. You should go with her Perez.
6 weeks for $36 plus the cost of food
You could be weight-loss buddies like me & Kirstie!!
Wish I had a MOTHER like her! poor kids… no wonder K FED left her, she's fugly now and is nutzo
Yeah that's really eccentric there … buying candles. Woooo. Better stop her now.
You know you are so right Perez all these people are enablers. I personally am not a fan of Britney and never have been, but I do think the girl has talent and these people for whom she is hanging around are helping to bring her down. I am sure it is helping Ali to gain some spotlight and I also think maybe Ali and some of Brit's friends and assistants may be the ones tipping of the paps, whether it be for money or a moment in the spotlight or whatever their reasons. This girl needs a positive influence in her life right now…someone who will help her get back on track not someone who is bringing her down. I think honestly a celebrity can only take so much and then they start to crack and if they are not surrounded by the right people it's going to take it's toll. The girl realized her husband never loved her (he was just in it for the money)…I think she has started to think that most the people who are around her are in it for the money and I believe this is also why she has cut most of her family out of her life. She is unsure of who she can trust anymore and she is trying to cope, but choosing to cope in the wrong ways and she has no one there for her who really cares to help her get through all of this. It is a sad situation and she really isn't crazy, she is just having a hard time and no one is giving her what she truly needs (love and help). I beleive we all would seem crazy if we were going through the things she is going through, but at least most of us have people in our lives who genuinely care and want to help us through hard times…Poor Britney…someone help her before it is too late.
Honestly, was this even worth posting? Please censor out the boring shit
she wouldn't have so many horrible pictures taken of her if she would take a shower and wash her weave once in a while. She is GROSS. Do you see Christina in public nasty like that….Or Jessica..this is all her own fault. She is an idiot. And whats with the fucked up hats?
im writing this again because i dont see the comment….
the girl who submitted this is an absolute DUMB ASSHOLE. first of all, fuck she goes and buys candles, my oh my, CANDLES LIKE WTF OMG WTF LIKE OMGZ. second, britney does NOT TIP OFF THE PAPARAZZI. i do happen to live next door to her in the summit on mulholland and let me tell you, they sit like vultures, disgusting pigs, outside of the entrance of the summit waiting for her. they are gross, they have caused accidents, they run people off the road…the cops have had to come MULTIPLE times….so this dumb bitch who lives in sherman oaks has NO FUCKING IDEA what shes talking about…
Im afraid one day that Britney will be selling candles by the road side looking like a big fat broke junkie. WHAT IS UP WIT THE GIRL??
I think this all might be a big ploy for her to comeback hard and when she suddenly appears all put together, she will look even more amazing becuase our eyes are use to seeing her look like a big mess. Time will tell, but right now, I hope SOMEONE is managing her money. I really dont want to watch Britney on the Surreal life #12. That would be a horrible shame. I also think she has issues around the fact that she cant sing…..imagine what it must feel like everytime you are about to take the stage and not only do you have nerves about performing but you also have to worry if the freakin recording is going to malfunction and expose you as nothing but a big lip syncher??…….and now for the rest of her life she has that dead weight K-Fed around her neck….I swear she will be broke in a few years.
Is that one of those weight loss suckers?
Why don't you post pics when she is with her baby before saying that "she was without her babies as usual"
Fucking hilarious! I can totally picture the scene
MARIE IS A BIG LIAR……she lives nowhere near Britney.
All of you Brit worshipers are pathetic. Brit WAS hot at one time, but why do you love a fallen idol still? The woman has clearly moved into the realm of the pathetic and lost all sense of dignity. . .next move, an E! show like the late Anna Nicole. And please, don't tell me you all wouldn't have stopped and stared at the wreck that is Brit-Brit if you had the chance.
MARIE LIVES IN A TRAILER……she lives nowhere near Brtiney, let alone in a gated community. The closest gate to her house is the one around the pig pen.
Honestly, as much as I am guilty of loving to hear what she will do next…
It must be fun for her to fuck with the media and, quite honestly the pathetic portion of the public that lives their lives watching this girl's life and waiting for her mistakes so that they feel better about their own. People who dedicate even 10 seconds of there day to reading such mindless shit are more stupid by the end of the day…They actually pay to choose what so many deem as the "downfall" of our youth.
People some how along the line have forgotten that we are responsible for what we see in the media… If you dont want it in your life, then get the shit out…Stop watching shows about how to get it out of you life, and how much its responsible for your personal problems..You are responsible for what you let yourself to be infuenced by.
If you were her, would it not be fun to go and buy candles somewhere and know that some mag would have a cover story due to such a ridiculous and mindless chore? Whats pathetic is that we live in a time where that is what actually will sell magazines….Fuck National Geographic…Fuck hearing about Darfur…Its really never worth the 3 bucks people will effortlessley handover for such horrible material. Imagine your every movement and misake was reported to sell a paper or magazine…would you not make a mockery of it if you could?
If ppl are going to stalk her, she may as well have fun with it…and who the fuck are we to judge (aka stalk her) every moment. We are the ones to blame for this new age of media that we all claim to be ashamed of. Stop with the pretend debates where we try and pin whats wrong with out youth on celebrities, who quite frankly, rich or not, probably have had it harder. Imagaine growing up with a camera in your face when you are going through the stuff that sometimes makes it difficult to even look in the mirror…Get smarter America and decide what you want as news…Stop readin about some young girl with money who probably would trade all she has for the normalcy that we all take advantage of.
ID LOVE TO SEE SOME OF THE PICS OF THE FELLOW 25 YEAR OLDS LEAVING A CLUB DRUNK AND IN A MESS…ONLY W/O A NICE S.U.V PICKING THEIR FATTER BY THE DAY ASSES…
WHATS MOST SAD IS THAT YOU GUYS HONESTLY FEEL BETTER IN SOME WAY BY LOOKING AT SOME PERSON YOU ONCE PRAISED, AND NOW IS GOING THROUGH DIFFICULTIES IN LIFE …THAT IS JUST WEAK AND REALLY EMBARASSING.
IN A SECOND, YOU WOULD TRADE YOUR LIFE FOR HERS, SO STOP TRYING TO HATE HER FOR WHAT WE CREATED HER LIFE TO BE.
BRITNEY, I HOPE YOU GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, ONLY IF TO PROOVE ALL OF THE LOSERS WHO HOPE YOU FAIL WRONG.
YOU HAVE ALL THE POWER…USE IT WISELY.
XO
OH MY GOD………CANDLES??????……..did she inject them or snort them?
Jesus……..my herpes are flaring up…….
her mama
you people are so fucking stupid… dont they use candles to light like heroin or whatever when you melt it down to inject it?!! that's prob what she needed candles for.
J is an asshole…….we dont care to hear your preachy insights.
Didnt you all know she is a witch and needed the candles for the black mass she is holding tonight? They are going to sacrifice a small dog and bathe in its blood to maintain their youth too. That answers the question why she needs so many little dogs around her all the time and is constantly getting new ones.
What is it with Shitney and her lollis? Does sugar really enhance an E high?
HAHAHHAA I CANT BELIEVE HE POSTED OUR PICTURE!!
YOU ARE ALL WRONG.
I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A MALFUNCTIONING RETARD ROBOT MANUFACTURED BY THE DISNEY STUDIOS. I AM DUE FOR REPAIR IN THE FALL. NO NEED TO WORRY. I WILL BE BACK LIP SYNCHING, DANCING AND BINGING BY NEXT WINTER!!
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!!
XXXOOO
BRITNEY
Ypu are fucking sick. Im from the UK and that might mean shit but fukin Britney Spears is a girl in need. Do you not see thar? NO. Course not. Its a fuckin great moment for you to geer at a woman whom needs help. Amy Winehouse is fantastic, as are the libertines, the stones and the beatles, but maybe you arent quite ready…imean…oh know…not another drink drive..shock horror!Get a fuckin grip! You wish you were as cool as we were in England…ummmm…aint gonna happen!!!!!!!!!
SHE SUCKS!
BRITNEY NEEDS A GOOD COCK IN HER ASS!!
WHO CARES WHAT SHE'S BUYING AT THE DAMN DRUG STORE. SHE'S A GOD DAMN HUMAN BEING!!! EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES AND NOBODY'S PERFECT. I CAN BET A MILLION YOU AREN'T PERFECT, BUT YET YOUR COMMENTING ON WHO BUYS ALL THOSE CANDLES? GET A LIFE.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THE HORROR SHE WAS IN A DRUGSTORE WITHOUT HER KIDS BUYING CANDLES OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING BITCH HOW DARE HER GO TO A STORE AND BUY CANDLES. DAMN I THINK SHE NEEDS REHAB FOR THAT YOU KNOW GOING OUT TO A DRUGSTORE LIKE A HUMAN BEING AND BUYING CANDLES IS NOT ALLOWED!!!!! LIKE OMG HOW DARE THAT BITCH TRY TO BE A REGULAR PERSON.
TELL ME WHY BRITNEY NEEDS HELP BECAUSE SHE WAS IN A DRUG STORE BUYING CANDLES?? YOU ALL HATE HER WHY??? GET OFF HER FUCKING CLIT ALREADY AND LEAVE HER ALONE FUNNY YOU SAY YOU HATE HER BUT YOU'RE COMMENTING ON HER EVERY MOVE
you're all haters, you're just jealous were on perez and you're not
PEREZ I LOVE YOU PAPI !
what was she wearing? was she actually NOT dressed like a trashy whore? did she not show her crotch for a change? maybe that's what she was looking for- "see papz, i'm not a whore, i'm a pulled together adult just popping out for some candles… "
Oh NO! NoT CANDLES!!! Anything but those!
Perez you have hitten an all time low!
ok so when i took the picture i didnt think i would be on perez! but it is! im honored! but yeah, just so everyone knows, i don think britney has to much of a problem with people following her.
p.s. never get in the way of a paparazzi.
These girls sound like jealous and stupid little cunts! People can go wherever the please and buy whatever they want…if you don't like them…don't follow them around and take pictures of them too…inbred retard twats!
"Honestly, was this even worth posting? Please censor out the boring shit "
Please censor out the boring shit? That would be 90% of what is posted on this site, including the comments by YOU FUCKIN MORONS.
kevin has the kids. stop sensationalizing
between the dirty weave, her babies bad breath, taco grease…she's trying to rid the smell but in all actuality..she's making it worse.
Britney need to go away. Maybe if everyone ignores her, she will just fade away…. She needs help - bad - and now. And, someone should take those innocent babies away from her immediately.
LISTEN HERE WHORES, the bitch, a.k.a. Britney Spears was buying a shit load of candles. doesnt she have a fetch boy to go out and do these errands for her? doesnt she pay some one lots of money to save her from the prying eyes of the world when she is so fragile and FUCKED UP? the bitch shaved her head because shes sick of people touching her and the attention….. STAY HOME WITH YOUR LITTLE SCARY LOOKING NUGGETS THEN!
ASHLY. SHELBY, AND KAREEN!
LMFAO! im so jealous i wasnt there with you guys! Thanks for the info.
THIS IS WHY THE WORLD AND MYSELF SIGN ON TO PEREZHITON.COM, to read senseless bullshit on celebrities and the fucked up lives!
THANK YOU AGAIN!
love,
one hott fucking cuban bitch!
PEREZ! GET AT ME CONO!
You'd think she'd stay away from candles after setting her curtains on fire after her break-up with Justin Timberlake…
ZOMFG REALLY ??? SHE WAS SUCKING ON A LOLLIPOP? ZOMFG AND SHE BOUGHT CANDLES??? OMG I can't believe what I just read OMFG
grow the fuck up - stupid litle whores.. we know who loves the attention — those 3 little bitches Assley, Shelbitch and this 'Kareen(WTF is that for a name?
)-whore
and she didn't have her babies becuz they're with kevin you dumbfuck -.-
She is a ugly stupid bitch!!!!!!!!!
I doubt very much that Britney wants the attention. She has no choice. Your voracious appetite for pictures and footage of this less than interesting person is the only reason why she can't leave her house without the media circus surrounding her. I agree that it is boring and pointless, and this woman is clearly mentally ill, but I also think it shows the lack of respect our society is now entitled to display when someone who requires help is instead encouraged to hit rock bottom for the sake of a bunch of idiots' entertainment.
Oh, the classic (and entirely expected) comeback of "You're all just jealous"…LMAO. Oh yes, we are SO jealous. Whatever gets you through the day, honey. Keep telling yourself that you're awesome. You're the ones that are jealous - jealous that we're all still in control of our mental faculties and know how to spell and form complete sentences. This is the best thread ever.
the dumb fucks who hate her should stop folling her every move, and they call HER pathetic. Get a freakin life tards!
How painstakingly normal.
wow just when britney couldnt look any uglier she amazes me on how she can.!! haha. and i know the girl that snapped this picture. shes a good photograper. thats pretty amazing
Response to post #1 Old Hollywood used to hide the bad things that celebrities did because they thought it would ruin not only the celebrity in question's career but the studio that owned them. Now, we live in a society that thrives on voyeurism and studios no longer own actors and actresses throught contracts.
Secondly, does anyone remember when Britney almost set her new york apartment on fire with candles back in the day?!! I hope there is some crazy soldier of an assistant to make sure that she puts them out before going on one of her party rampages for the evening. Im crazy as hell as check my candles/electrical appliances ten times before I leave the house.
ALL YOU LOSERS ARE EXACTLY WHAT J SAYS…..JEALOUS.
BRITNEY: PROVE THEM ALL WRONG. GET A PRIVATE WORKOUT COACH SO YOU BECOME THE TERMINATOR CHICK WHEN ARNOLD BREAKS HER OUT OF THE INSTITUTION. EAT BETTER. WRITE YOUR SONGS. RECORD THEM AT 3 AM……THEN SLEEP AND START ALL OVER AGAIN.
YOU CAN DO IT.
THE POWER IS YOURS.
WE WILL SUPPORT YOU!
the haters are completely mentally unstable to fixate on someone so unimportant in life. WTF is wrong with you losers? No life at all? Go for a walk or something productive.
thank god those kids are with kevin.. pretty bad when Kfed is the better of two parents.. she has two fucking BABIES and is never home with them even when they are with her… I hope kevin has those kids taken away and that lynn spears gets partial custody until this kookie slut gets help
excuse me bitches! BUT would you take your children with you, if you were chased by the paps all day? the kids get frightened! i saw this program of The Beckhams, and their kids began to cry and scream because of the blitz and the crazy people screaming their name and hitting their car.. SO START USING YOUR BRAIN! if you have one!
BOO HOO poor rich girl gets followed by the big bad men with cameras WAAAAAAAAAA…
dont like it ?? move to the middle of no where change your name and change profession… get the FUCK over it.
she's sooooo boring. we've already seen her snatch. she needs to drown her children in the bathtub, like and film it. otherwise, she's over.
"…we don’t need to see your cellulite fiesta ass and down syndrome face anymore! just fuck off or OD or something jeez! "
rofl!
she was sucking on a lollipop and giggling? wow, she really IS a trainwreck! God, leave this poor girl alone…
Love the referance to Mika..
I don't care. I love Brit babe. I'm in it for the whole show!
Britney needs to find a job (outside of music.)
maybe she thinks that you can only get candles from a drug store… it's the only kind of shop she goes to!
the girl who gave the story is a jealous hater lol just let britney be