If You Are Easily Offended…..

Then do not CLICK HERE!

Warning: Do not view if you have recently eaten.

Does Gummi make you horny, baby???

Jason Davis lathers some sunscreen on his sexy gay body and makes a cute little smiley face on it, at a party in Malibu on Saturday. How cute! Isn't that cute? Too cute! Sooo cute! Cute cute cute. And funny! And sexy! So sexy!

Don't you agree???

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[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Aug 12, 2007 at 2:25 pm / Email this  »

    614 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…..”

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    1. rachel says – reply to this


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      ew.

    2. mike o says – reply to this


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      what a loser…

    3. Nicole says – reply to this


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      I think I'm gonna puke out of my eyes.

    4. jesse says – reply to this


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      yumm

    5. Carrie says – reply to this


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      www.myspace.com/carrieprestonsongs

    6. M says – reply to this


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      I think you and Jason should just have sex already - there's some serious tension between you two.

    7. ssald says – reply to this


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      I'd hit that

    8. lemed says – reply to this


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      you're mean, and you got the same body

    9. marlize says – reply to this


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      love it.first

    10. fat lard says – reply to this


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      ew hes such a wannabe perez. hes fat and unfabulous

    11. girlsheartgames.com says – reply to this


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      perez i love you but youre gonna look like this soon if you dont start eating your peas

    12. candy apples says – reply to this


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      um…..is that you mario?
      It's just so ridiculous that YOU, 2tontootsie, would be poking fun at another member of your club.
      Yeah it's not that appealing but he does have the right to a good time. Cuz apparently he's had a few!

    13. di says – reply to this


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      Gross!!!!!! Why does he even bother to go out in public!

    14. Cendy says – reply to this


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      um ew

    15. mmm says – reply to this


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      mario, you are going to be this fat any day now.

      back away from the krispy kremes!

    16. Kent Halifax says – reply to this


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      UGHHHHHH

    17. banana split says – reply to this


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      it's not that bad………….i thought there might be a close up of Paris Hilton's Vagina!!! Now that would be something to be cautious about looking at, if you have already eaten.

    18. girlsheartgames.com says – reply to this


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      his nipples look like pepperoni slices

    19. luke says – reply to this


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      hahaha, i thought you drew that on him

    20. jason d says – reply to this


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      this is what crack does to you!!!!!!!!!!

    21. MissMottin says – reply to this


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      That's hysterical. Perez is so fucking funny.

    22. DAMN says – reply to this


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      I WANNA RIDE THAT WAVE TO CHINA BABY. MMMM DAMN I'M HORNY NOW =(

    23. SHAVEDGERMANHEAD says – reply to this


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      SO WHO IS JASON DAVIS? WILL SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE?

    24. Micki says – reply to this


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      There is just so much wrong with that…from the man boobs to the smiley face his protuding tumm makes to that shag carpet of chest hair.

    25. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      Pardon me, I must remember to bleach my eyeballs after I clean the projectile chunks off my keyboard.

      Even bags of scum are disgusted by that.
      ***Deffo deserved the double warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    26. damn says – reply to this


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      Um perez, I think he has the liquid remnants of "lard cookies" that you licked off on his oh sooooooo sexy belly!!!!
      FREAKING chubby chaser, give him a call already

    27. meep says – reply to this


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      he is like a god. i wanna drink wine from the crevasse that is his belly button, like it is a golden, angel shit encrusted challace. what a fucking pig.

    28. crystal says – reply to this


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      um….no comment….

    29. monaye says – reply to this


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      Oh hell to da nah! CHILD NEXT!

    30. Merrick says – reply to this


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      I just throw up in my mouth. This is just SO WRONG. He's rich. He should go see Star Jones' doctor or Carnie Wilson's doctor. He should also think about getting his jaw wired shut. He could miss a meal or 40.

    31. Mellie says – reply to this


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      The expression of the guy standing behind him says it all.

    32. OverIt says – reply to this


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      Aside from his appearance, his smug, self-satistified attitude is apalling. Has this moron ever even wiped his own ass once in his life? He and Greasy Bear are spoiled brats who need some real problems. Maybe they should start with reading the newspaper each day. What a duo - their parents must be so proud. Gummi eats his feelings and Greasy drugs his. What do these two have to be depressed about? What problems could these two princes actually have? The Aston Martin is in the shop this week? Their favorite maid quit? Boo hoo. Woe is them.

    33. fat fan says – reply to this


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      yum yum yum

    34. Alexandra says – reply to this


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      Hey! It's the Pillsbury Dough Boy! Except we DON'T want to poke him.

    35. NAT FROM UK says – reply to this


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      shake what your momma gave ya! no … dont actually!

    36. Brischick says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are ALL over that!!

    37. Jen says – reply to this


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      did you two hook up or something? Didn't end right so now you use your blog to get back at him. I like your blog but seriously, you need to stop using it as revenge against those that you and Paris hate. It's become so obvious that you only bash those that have done something against you two and you're the ONLY person that can say anything good about Hollywood Ebola/Parasite aka Paris

    38. Adrienne miss Rockness says – reply to this


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      who is this Knob??

    39. Emily says – reply to this


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      Good lord!! Gross!!!!!!!

    40. Raphaela Joao says – reply to this


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      Nice tities.

    41. ashley says – reply to this


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      …this has ruined my 21st birthday

    42. Renee says – reply to this


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      Dear Gummi,

      Please come to Chicago as you need to work out with me. No more hot dogs, peanut butter & banana sandwiches (oh, wait… that was Elvis), and drinking.

      I will have your ass in shape in NO TIME AT ALL!!

    43. karen says – reply to this


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      who is this guy?

    44. San Antonio Chorizo says – reply to this


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      Gummi needs to lay off the chicharrones and lather on some cellulite cream instead of sunscreen.

    45. Christina says – reply to this


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      You think with all that money he could pay someone to suck out all his fat…Then and only then would that smiley face be somewhat cute…

    46. I heart pereizta says – reply to this


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      Ewwww. The vomit in my mouth just vomited in its mouth.

    47. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Oooo baby,
      that would turn a straight man gay!
      .
      OOO LA LA HUNKALISHISH!

    48. Ayce57 says – reply to this


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      ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    49. carrey says – reply to this


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      Oops.

      *throws up*

    50. I vomited says – reply to this


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      OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was eating and didn't heed the warning.

    51. emily says – reply to this


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      bleck, what's with his hair? too much cheap sun-in…

    52. Briana says – reply to this


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      Cute bellybutton.

    53. Mandy M. says – reply to this


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      The guys in the background are probably thinking something like, "Oh, oh God, please get him out of here, that's just disgusting."

      I'm not really sure where the guy in the white is looking, but I don't like it!

    54. Daisy says – reply to this


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      EW.
      Fucking gross.
      Cover that shit up.

    55. Fashion police says – reply to this


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      Who knew sarongs were so slimming??? WOW.
      Mario, you look 20 lbs and 10 yrs younger. DAWG!!

    56. christie says – reply to this


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      I love you and all perez. I can't go a day without reading this crap but to tell you the truth he looks JUST like you. YOU GO CHUBBY GAY MAN!

    57. noelle says – reply to this


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      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    58. Katia says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE FUCK ….WHO CARES ABOUT THIS GUY ? REALLY GET OVER HIM

    59. christine says – reply to this


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      i just wanna know what the hell this guy was thinking when he did this? i mean, honestly? haha. yuck.

    60. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      thats is so wrong…now I can't look at sunscreen the same anymore!!

    61. Meliss says – reply to this


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      ::gag me::

    62. Mandy M. says – reply to this


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      His vajayjay's showing! Oh wait…that's a belly-button?

    63. wwoww says – reply to this


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      NO more than u do Perez. Your just as fat n ugly.

    64. Janine says – reply to this


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      I just threw up a little in my mouth!
      Perez ROCKS!!!!

    65. chica says – reply to this


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      at least he drew the white marks for you

    66. mema says – reply to this


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      EL GROSSO!!!!

    67. shayla says – reply to this


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      ohhhh the sun tries to burn me but you wont let it.

      …will ya!

    68. gina says – reply to this


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      Maybe he is into bd/sm? cause they look like nipple clamps to me but I could be wrong lol

    69. Chyna says – reply to this


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      What did he look like BEFORE he burst open? Who is he? LOLL

    70. lagunagirl says – reply to this


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      ummm ew.. i think i just threw up in my mouth a bit
      i love you perez!

    71. Kealeen says – reply to this


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      Oh please, comparing Perez to Gummi Davis is just ignorant. Perez MAKES money being a jackass, while Gummi pisses away his trust fund being a jackass. You never hear anything about Perez drunk or high at some opening of an envelope. That being said, Perez you can't ignore the fact that your good bud Paris is a straight up liar with no conscience or respect for anything or anyone. Only a spoiled bitch who still doesn't think the law applies to her would go on national television and lie about drug use while continuing to openly use. At least Nicole owned up.

    72. katherine says – reply to this


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      yummy gummy

    73. kristy says – reply to this


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      Okay that's gross I just threw up a little in my mouth

    74. Nicole says – reply to this


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      I would love to know how people like HIM have a TON of money. The world sucks.

      And Perez, your fuckin hot.

    75. Oh boy says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, about a split separated at birth between you and this guy?.
      Get over him man, are you in fucking love with this guy?.

    76. BigDeal says – reply to this


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      He kind of looks like Perez if he were shirtless….Foul!

    77. Rachel says – reply to this


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      That is just SO wrong, on SO many levels.

    78. c says – reply to this


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      This picture was taken at Paris Hiltons party.

      Seems like you are jealous that you were not invited

    79. kassy says – reply to this


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      thats the suckest thing i have ever see n

    80. Beautiful says – reply to this


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      What a perv!

    81. Cristalin says – reply to this


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      YAKS

    82. OMFGGGGGGGGG says – reply to this


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      EW THATS SO NASTY!
      IM NEVER EATING DOUGHNUTS AGAIN! =[[[[

    83. paige says – reply to this


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      i think i did puke a lil in my mouth

    84. lily_69 says – reply to this


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      i'm scarred for life!!!!!!! my eyes are burning
      that's just sick…

    85. LUlu* says – reply to this


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      What's up with the new format? No likey………

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    87. Mz. Rashi says – reply to this


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      Actually, he looks good to me. Besides, he's super rich and a REAL man. NOT like u Perez, FAT, GAY and UGLY!!!!!!!!! How much worse could it possible get for you? Fat, ugly and gay!!!! There's nothing wrong with being gay but if one were to be gay….he or she better be a good looking homosexual!!!! U R ugly and that's sad Perez!

    88. JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this


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      Why it is Perez on vacation!

    89. G3RM@N says – reply to this


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      Like ew.

    90. Ruby says – reply to this


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      CLOTHE YOURSELF!!!

    91. rashi says – reply to this


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      Actually, he looks good to me. Besides, he's super rich and a REAL man. NOT like u Perez, FAT, GAY and UGLY!!!!!!!!! How much worse could it possibly get for you? Fat, ugly and gay!!!! There's nothing wrong with being gay but if one were to be gay….he or she better be a good looking homosexual!!!! U R ugly and that's sad Perez!

    92. CURIOUS says – reply to this


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      IS THERE SUCH A THINK AS A FEMALE CHUBBY CHASER?
      ARE THERE WOMAN OUT THERE WHO FIND THIS HOT?
      LOOK FOR THIS SORT OF MAN?
      I WANNA KNOW.

    93. Skiny Angie says – reply to this


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      FAT FAT FAT FAT !!!!

    94. Lance F. says – reply to this


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      hah perez it looks kinda like you!!!!

      myspace.com/l4nc1f3r

    95. f says – reply to this


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      WWW.FREAKYPLAYGROUND.COM

    96. RASHI says – reply to this


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      He's a REAL man, good-looking and super R$CH. YOU====Ugly, Fat, Gay!
      Thank God for GOOD_LOOKING GAY MEN out there.

    97. tlbutler says – reply to this


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      That isn't Sunscreen…………

    98. RASHI says – reply to this


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      How dare you pick on this guy ALL the time? Look at urself!!He's a REAL man, good-looking and super R$CH. YOU====Ugly, Fat, Gay!
      Thank God for GOOD_LOOKING GAY MEN out there.

    99. dora,greece says – reply to this


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      omg,perez i just had dinner and i REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SEEN THIS THING.I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO THROW UP NOW.
      OH, WAIT,HERE IT COMES,I CAN FEEL IT………..EWWWWWWW!

    100. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      That is hilarius and disgusting what the hell is on his chest????!!!!!

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