Separated At Birth
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Left: Olive Oyl. Right: Angelina Jolie.
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Except Brad is Wimpy, not Popeye!!! nyak nyak nyak.
so true and so sad…
this is hilarious!
oh yea firstttt!
Now thats some funny-ass shit!!!!
Funny!
He he that's funny, you should find a pic of Olive with baby sweet pea!
It's Olive Oyl. Not oil.
Perez Perfect, so true!!!!!
yeeeha
Love Ang but yeah that's funny.
Angelina needs to stop feeding that chubby baby.
hehe uhmm not really, she doesn't have the nose or the not-even-one-curve type of body, ange is looking thinner but its not like she is teri hatcher or something
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…I love you Perez…My thoughts exactly!
Awwww….Shiloh "Sweetpea" is so cute…..Angie's kneecaps look HAWT!~
You assholes shouldn't wish AIDS or any other disease on people…..your sick.
she needs to EAT A LOT!!
Wow #5 your a little scarey, anyways she is a thin women but I dont know if I would compare her to Olive oil that's a little harsh
For chrikes sake, how hard is it to pick up a fork and put food in your mouth. it's the endless bogus excuses that are so ridiculous. how dumb are we supposed to be? if you want to be an anorexic and disappear that is your own business, but own up to it and stop dragging more kids into your illness! you'd think with all the children she already has she'd be less selfish and get healthy for their sakes. who is letting her adopt all of these kids when she's obviously in the grips of this mental illness? sick sick sick sick.
That homewrecking bitch is always wearing black these days. WTF?
omg hahah…..
its sad the ones that hate perez are still taking the time to comment/read his blog…aww…keep makiing him famous biitches=]
She's nowhere near beautiful or sexy anymore. She looks sickly worse than Nicole Ritchie ever did even. She looks cartoonish with those huge lips sorta like Pam Anderson with her huge boobs..they don't fit. And I know everyone gets all up in arms when someone talks about the babies of celebs but this Shilo is NOTHING to write home about. This Brangelina thing is close to it's run. Then we're gonna see psycho get really psycho
hahahah sooooo funny!!! 10th?
Perez watever your name is, you forgot to mention that Angelina and brad were out with their four kids not with the gilrs only. Other blogs have the pics of the whole family outings at the museum, you dumbhead. Of course since you're turning into a trashoid ass licker you had to get the pics that suited you. No, the boys weren't at home beating the shit out of each other, you disgusting pig. If Angelina is anoxeric, you're a fat overweight dickhead. I
I'M A DIE HARD FAN OF ANGIE'S …BUT THIS IS SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's wrong with her knee?
can someone tell me what the fuck is up with her feet?
The baby is the same size as her mum? thats not right! put some weight on angie…..shiloh is such a cute baby
#5 your dumb cunt! haha so true!
I can't believe it!! Yesterday I was thinking Angelina Jolie separated at birth from Olive Oil and Shelly Duval.
HAHAHA!
Fucking love ya Perez.
She can use some of my weight!
Perez, I hope you get raped with a lampost so that your stinky anus turns so loose you'd have to to wear nappies all your life. Worse I wish the next time you swallow your several lovers sperm you get AIDS and die from it, you fucking loser! How does it feel now? Eh! Fucking fatherfucker!
God this bitch used to be hot. Now she's as attractive as an etheopian starving to death..yuck.. I wouldn't hit that.
Ok #5-If you are Angelina's fan, This prove like you all are like her. Mental, sick and mean. In case you don't know asshole, Zahara's real mother die from aids, how can you wish aids on Perez?
And yes, Perez is right, Angelina looks exactly as Olive Oil. Rosario la de Popeye, flaca y destartala…..So don't fuck with the truth siko.
Angelina is really skinny but you'r attempt to make a joke just failed you moron fat lab mouse with bad dye hair job.
how can you hope someone to die of aids? so odious… moreover to support angelina jolie…
LMAO
A.W.E.S.O.M.E!
She looks awful. Not the beauty she was.
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are you guys seriously taking this comparison to heart? i know not everyone in these comments is taking it seriously, which is good…but to the people who are saying "nuhh not exactly" or something along those lines, get out of the house. off the computer and get a sense of humour. thats pathetic
Wow, that is so funny. So now do a split screen with Perez and Jason Davis.
sooo true!! i just read info about her former lesbian lover….her and brad will not last!! she's turning toxic and controlling!
good work, perez as always!!!!! good work, perez as always!!!!!
why does shiloh still look like a little baby? shes over 1, shouldnt she be walking herself by now? look at suri cruise! she looks so much older than shiloh, even though shes only 1 month older. strange
Oh God! LMAO, Perez!!
#5, Angelina does NOT have a perfect body, she's at least 20 pounds underweight and it will start to wreak havoc with her health. I can't stand her, but I hope she can turn it around.
i just can't keep up with all the kids!
p.s i love it when ppl go OH YEAH FIRST and theyre like 5th hahah
That baby is not obese. She's a cutie. Now Adam Sandler's little girl is kinda chunky, but they're babies…they grow into it.
OMG, lmao! You're a genius Perez. What a perfect match.
hahahahaha, that's good.
Perez please don't die of AIDS, thats just cruel…Angie needs a double cheese burger like woah
Good Gawd she looks awful. She truely needs help.
While I agree she is alrmingly thin these days, I still love her and she does not look like Olive Oil you dirty sleazabag!
AND THIS IS THE SAME MORON WHO SAID TYRA BANKS LOOKED FAT, SO NOW ANGELINA IS SKINNY, YOU CRITIC NORMAL PEOPLE AND SAY THEY ARE FAT (YOU ARE FAT) AND NOW ANGELINA IS TOO SKINNY, TOMOROW YOU WILL SAY THAT VANESSA WILLIAMS IS FAT AND YOU THIN, OH MAKE UP YOUR MIND YOU MORON.
Suri Cruise is 6 months older than they admit to.
ahhahahahahhaa!!! This is probably the funniest thing I've seen on this website!!! She is just like Olive Oyl, she even has the big floppy feet to go along with the super skinny body. I guess she learned the 3rd World Country diet with all her travels.
Hilarious
Before too long, Shilo will weigh more than mommy skeletor.
LOL
that's all I have to say
That's the final straw, Mario. I will no longer read this mean Blog and I will encourage people to go elsewhere to get their "celebrity fix." You think you're the only one who can draw pictures on photos like a fifteen year old girl and say mean things about people you don't even know? At least SplashNewsOnline.COM take their own pictures. What do you do? Nothing. Buh bye, babe.
Why are you against Mangelina all of a sudden? Did she diss you like Jennifer Aniston did so now you make fun of her? I thought she was St. Mangelina???
Right now Brad is thinking to himself: what the fuck did I get myself into???????
Jokes' on you Bradley Pitt!!
She looks freaking sick! Brad needs to feed her. Eat BITCH!
PEREZ THATS A HIT BELOW THE BELT,YOU KNOW HOW GOOD ANGIE IS,YOU KNOW YOURSELF HOW PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF PEOPLES WEIGHT ..OUT OF ALL THE STARS YOU WRITE ABOUT AND IF YOU NEEDED HELP ,ANGIE WOULD HELP YOU ,THE OTHERS WOULD KICK YOU TO THE CURB.
She looks effing SICK! Eat BITCH EAT!!!!
It's Olive Oyl. Not Oil.
whats up with her knee it looks whacked!
Whatz on her feet? They aren't ballet slippers are they? Maybe her feet are melting? She is one fugly bee-atch! Fuck Angelina that homewrecker!!
What a blessed baby.
LOL.
She gets Angelina Jolie's gorgeous lips and Brad Pitt's sexy eyes and hair.
Now how much people are that lucky to get looks like that? One. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.
Its like the perfect looks, you know?
Nothing can make her ugly.
Perez, that's so funny, I was hoping you would do Olive Oyl for Winehouse. She is the ultimate olive.
Huge feet
As much as I like Angelina, that was kind of funny. But come on - her mother did die recently. If my mother died, I'd lose weight too. She needs to put on about 20 pounds, sure, but cut her some slack.
This is the woman men drool over? OMG…ill be dying of laughter soon
Forget Angie saving the kids, someone needs to save her!
LOOOL My only comment could be that Olive Oil WISHED she looked as good as Angelina lol
When a baby looks fat next to it's mother, there's a serious issue that needs to be dealt with.
bull
Olive Oil looks better than Jolie…LOL
She is so FUG. I don't get what guys see inher. Big Ol ASS lips, and that skeletor bod….GROSS.
I am betting she has some heroin addiction going on. She is a freak, and I hope for the sake of those kids, she gets some help. FREE BRAD!!
look at angelina's knee
wow lol..totally dude..Good one Perez
Can we say annorexic? What, she's thrity years old and looks like almost 40.
That baby looks bigger around than she does!
Gross. Just gross.
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LOL..this is your most accurate "Separated at Birt" ever:)
funny!
That is hilarious!!!!! she does look like Olive Oyl. That is very funny!!!!!
shes beautifulll
a natural,healthy beautifull woman
id imagine all the haters are fatass computer geeks like perez.thats why yous cant identify with such an angel like ange
Funny. Angie is a tough girl. She can take the joke I am sure…..Nice.
wow!
good call.
ouch.
could it be that she is identifying too much with the starving children in malaysia?
Ange has a beautiful face, but she's waaaaay too skinny.
At least Olive Oyl has better looking legs (not those knobby knees like Ms. Jolie) and smaller feet!
Angelina's lips probably weigh more than her entire body.
So does that mean Brad is a Sexy Popeye??
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we KNOW, we KNOW.. she's fucking skinny.
what the fuck ever man.
her mother died. her only recognized parent.
she was very close to her.
so she's in mourning, maybe she doesn't feel like eating.
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maybe if you were to be less than %99.5 selfish and went and helped some starving children in a 3rd world country, you might not feel like being obese either, when other people don't have a thing to eat.
i have to say i highly doubt it, Pigez.
i highly doubt those children would accept your help, either.
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leave her the fuck alone.
HAhahahaa love it!
Love Sweeet Shiloh shes one of the cutest babies ever! To bad her own mom don't apreciate her.
Love you AJ — keep on truckin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Striking resemblance, but that would mean that Brad Pitt is Popeye, and that couldn't be further from the truth lol
BRUN IN HELL PEREZ
puh-leeeeeeeeeeze. how about perez bash on someone who needs to be bashed on?!?! so she lost a little bit of weight. ever heard of stress perez?!?! not everyone dives into a pint/gallon of cookie dough ice cream everytime they get stressed. some people burn off food like mad when they get stressed. she's filming a movie and has 200 kids, give her a break.
not funny at all. weak and lame.