Separated At Birth
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Left: Olive Oyl. Right: Angelina Jolie.
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While they may be all over each other right now in Cannes, we are one step closer to seeing Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart back together on the big screen!
Okay, okay...so maybe we are still MONTHS away from Breaking Dawn Part 2’s November 16 release, BUT we now have new character posters!!!!
Check out Kristen's (above)...and then Rob and Taylor's (below)!!!
Twihards, are you still alive?!?
RPatz looks SO HOT and more vampy than EVER!
Those lips! Those creepy golden eyes! Sign.us.up!!!
Oh and KStew looks pretty good as well, as does Taylor...we just wish we had a full body shot of Mr. Werewolf!
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i'm worried about her but shes still my top choice for girl/girl action
LOL WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT POPEYE AND BRAD HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON!!! BTW PEREZ YOU CAN LOSE SOME POUNDS YOURSELF..NOT TO ANGIE'S POINT BUT TO OBTAIN A MUCH HEALTHIER PHYSIQUE BOTH INSIDE/OUT..WINK..WINK
DAMN!!! POSTER # 5 SOUNDS ANGRY AS HELL..RELAX BRO..AIDS/HIV ISN'T SOMETHING TO WISH ON ANYONE.."QUE LA SALIVA NO TE CAIGA EN LA CARA"!
Maybe AIDS has finally gone full blown on her SKANKY ass!
Can you say WHITE ETHIOPIAN ?!!!
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Lol, that is so funny and so true.
Danie/Laurie/whoever. You are a sick little fuck that needs help. Wishing someone would die of AIDS… Yet you're probably the same person who spews evil shit in other posts about every other baby and celebrity defending your precious Angie.
Oops, sorry Laurie. I just reread the posts and realized you weren't the one who mentioned Perez, or anyone else, getting AIDS.
The baby weighs more than she does.
Everyone is so jealous of this gorgeous woman that's why they are always picking on her. If she gains weight, all will call her fat pig! bugger off pigs!!!!
Everyone is so jealous of this gorgeous woman that's why they are always picking on her. If she gains weight, all will call her fat pig! bugger off pigs!!!!
She should hook up with the Crypt Keeper– never mind, she only goes after the married ones.
perez, your an okay guy.
I liked that dumb blanket thing you wore to the much music video awards
you looked like a frump old grandpa.
but comparing angelina jolie to olive oyl is horrible
your just jealous because your a fat brob
of fatty lardy mayonaisse and angelina
is teh most beautiful woman since audrey hepburn
although i must admit olive oyl is real cool
real real cool with teh whole flayling arms act.
your spot on pictures aren't so spot on darling
try to get them in teh same pose at least
anywayss angelina is great
and you are fat.
but thats okay
it's okay to be fat.
unless yuor star jones because she looks like godzilla
and probabaly ate merdith thats why they aren't on teh show anymore
but i think rosie was bigger
but rosie is cooler
suppa suppaa cool
but not cooler than trump
no.
Then let me look like Olive Oyl please God
wow, the kid probably weighs more than she does.
someone's wasting away.
it's funny she wants to save the starving children when she's one herself
she need to get a little weith.
and perez, that is not fanny
that one was not funny :/
She has anorexia and is in need of medical attention …. kinda like #5 except #5 needs to be contained in a padded room.
Didn't I just say that…?
just a tad of evidence that angelina is a caring mother–she is cautious enough to wear flats when carrying her growing daughter….
I think her private chef (who is obviously overpaid) should give her a good dose of trans fatty acids….
YEAH, SHE'S DEFINITELY DEPRESSED! SHE IS DRESSING LIKE A 77 YR OLD WOMAN, WTF. SHE LOOKS SO SAD WHEN SHE'S WITH LITTLE SHILOH. HOW VERY SAD. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BRAD, AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE LITTLE SHILOH WITH YOU!!
Perez…I love it!! Keep it up!! I'm glad that you're finally not blowing smoke up her ass all the time…or is it that you just can't find her ass now??? More than anything, I love to see the Brangelunatics get their skivvies up their a$$ trying to defend everything these 2 do….ha ha ha ha ha
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lol that was funny!!!!!
I dont see the recemblence …….
Why is part of her foot missing??? This photo's obviously been photoshopped.
it is astonishing the resemblance!!!!!
I honestly do not think Angelina is too thin. But the comparison is funny. lol
Holy shit. These comparisons are getting lazier and lazier…. *yawn*
how ugli are her knees
Pretty good match… except Olive Oyl is much sexier
its hard to love her own white child.
por dios #5 no hablas como asi!
I dont think this is funny, Angelina is a role model not a comparation to pop-eyes wife!
Talk about worshiping your idols….
I'm so sick of this bitch, really though. What the Fuck, are we going to have WWIII over this cunt? COME ONNNNN.
Perez, stop posting crap about her and that eunuch Brad.
Thanks.
WOW! What happened to her? I never thought I would say this but Jennifer Aniston is looking way better than her these days. Brad Fucked up! LOL
Crazy bitch needs some serious counseling - learn how to eat again then deal with her multitude of issues (mother's recent death, brother kissing, knife play, obsessive compulsive third world child adopting, etc.) I don't know how Brad puts up with her craziness- oh yes, that's right - he's completely whipped! Not muc longer before Angie invites her old girlfriend Jennie Schmizu over for a threesome! That poor baby Shiloh - she will never have another blood sibling as long as her mom is a stick figure - women have a harder time getting pregnant when they are underweight.
LMFAO! This is so funny! She looks just like OLIVE OYL in this pic.
omg what happend to angelina jolie
she looks like a skeleton
Perez, i think u are a great guy and all but why would you pick on angelina,
she is a good person and she reacently lost her mom, this is low even for you!!
SHE DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT HOLDING A BLONDE WHITE BABY—EVEN THOUGH IT'S HER'S…WEIRD!
Good one Perez-duh. Somebody on another blog told me about this. LOL
Hey I saw Olive Oyl just the other day in a Prego commercial!
Glad to see she's back! The spot was so cute!
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH HER FEET??!! what is she wearing ballet slipper nothing or just flip flops? i think this picture is screwed up or maybe she is
emma=o…a role model? you must be delusional, skankalina is only a poster child for crazy! If I saw a caption after her pic that says "this is what you don't want to grow up to be" I would believe it..she is a media ho, a blood carrying, brother kissing, relationship wrecker, bobbleheaded,anorexic,phycho…sorry brangaloonies, thats my opinion.
Aw perez! That's so mean! So what!! I like her new look but she should kind of gain a couple more pounds…
Angelina Perfect Body? OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Now that is someone definately residing in LA LA Land. You can tell by their language that they must some sort of (should I say it?) TRAILER TRASH (ooops, pardon my french) She is such such a bad spokesperson for anyone in regards to body. I do hope she gets something to eat soon, poor thing. Seriously, Angelina does need help and I hope she gets it. Perez, no te dejes. I love your website. Keep up the CHISMES I love it!
Okay first of all comment #5 sounds like a crackhead lover, and if you hate Perez so much then WTF are you doing on his site!!!!
Second, this is hilarious!!!!! Im so fed up with this skinny trend. Marilyn Monroe is the biggest sex symbol of all time and she was a size 12!!!!! now that's a perfect body.
yea, except olive isn't a homewrecking slut.
that pic of angelina is fake, it's obvious she got shrunk and then the bag was posted over the pic. FAKEEE !!!
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shiloh is delicious - they make beautiful babies!
PEREZ, YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY! TOTALLY OLIVE OIL!!!
Oh my God!!! give that woman some food!!! It's ridiculous, she went from being the most gorgeous woman in the world to being the hottest skeleton…
She's seriously anorexic. I hope she admits to the problem - otherwise she's not going to get better.
HEY! I have been saying this bitch looks like Olive OYL for 3 years now!!! I demand cash!
actually Brad looks a little like Pop-Eye
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I must confess, I never paid any attention to her before her split from Brad Pitt, and then the Vanity Fair interview happened. After reading the interview, I thought, what a cold, conniving, manipulative woman. I would have had more respect for her as a woman if she had come out and said “Brad cheated on me”, but NO, in that passive aggressive behavior of hers, she tells us she will always love Brad but unleashes her friends to do the attack, and allowed the interviewer to bash Brad’s new woman and her young children. If there was ever any chance of me feeling any pity for her, that dissipated right there.
The Vanity Fair interview gave birth to the pity party and the never ending triangle that has become a cottage industry for the tabloids. “Poor Jen”, dumped by “the cad” for the “homewrecker” Jolie, every woman that has ever been dumped now had a figure to unleash their hurt feelings. Brad Pitt became that guy that dumped them or cheated on them, even though Brad has never had any reputation of ever having cheated on a partner, and his ex-girlfriends have always said he was the perfect gentleman.
Whenever I read articles saying how Jennifer handled her divorce with class, I am amused to no end. Is making a career out of your divorce classy? Nicole Kidman handled her divorce with class, even publicly wished her ex-husband well at the birth of his daughter, but Jennifer was too bitter to show that kind of class, because she doesn’t have it.
The media has to a large extent become enablers for this girl-woman. They never hold her accountable for her behaviors, they seem to be beholden to her Publicist and of course, it sells to continue feeding the public the girl next door image, though I don’t know how many people could afford a $1om dollars home let alone live next door to her. I am still laughing at how the same media was played by the “American sweetheart” constantly telling them that a baby is on the way even as she signs up for seven movies while her marriage disintegrates around her. This is a woman who chose movie stardom over a family life, nothing wrong with the choice, but be clear about your choices and own your life’s decision instead of blaming it on someone else.
I am tired of the media treating this woman (Jen) with kid gloves and glossing over her mistakes. She is never responsible for any of her actions, not in her personal or professional life and yet I am supposed to feel sorry for her because she lied to her husband about having a family that she never wanted, and when he wised up to her deceit, he high tailed it out of there. This is a woman with a manufactured public personae and that is why she looks scared to death in most of her pictures. She looks like a woman who is afraid her real life will catch up with her and she will be exposed for the fraud that she is. That must be the biggest price she has to pay for fame, knowing she has to live a lie. Some public people would rather be hated for who they are than to be loved for who they are not, and those people have my utmost respect because they live honestly.
Jennifer worked so hard to get my pity even as she exploited her breakup for career advancement. I adore strong women who live their lives boldly and honestly and make no apologies for their choices. The poor Jen shtick has worn thin. She is still working that pity party the way that only she can, I am almost certain that she doesn’t miss her marriage, but misses the opportunities that being Mrs Pitt accorded her, and she will continue ride his coattail for as long as it serves her well.
There is something ironic about the media appointed “American Sweetheart”, they always end up imploding. Who can forget how the media treated Christina Aguilera very harshly while selling Britney as the wholesome virgin, time has a way of exposing the truth, between Christina and Britney, who is looking wholesome right now? So I do have faith that after all the PR orchestrated new relationships, Jennifer might still redeem herself by owning up to her life and telling the truth, and then maybe she could stop looking like a woman who is afraid of her skeleton filled closet being exposed to the world, Christina is certainly having the last laugh over the media crafted image of Britney, the real Britney emerged, just that it took a bit long. The real Jennifer will be exposed, it just might take a bit too long.
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