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What's happened to LauraLynn Covington???
Wasn't she Britney's favorite cousin????
These are the questions we want answered!
whatever… she's a trainwreck. let her crash and burn
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That's sooo true! I remember her from interviews back in the day and wasn't she in Britney's wedding? They were best friends! I guess she wants nothing to do with Trainwrek Spears.
seriously though… Britney is OVER… and ANGELA's in… check us out at myspace.com/youwantangela … MWAH!
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lauralynn who?
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(I bet this post will end up at #8 or something, haha)
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i wonder???
She won't rat out family.
Haven't you heard this old joke?
In the South, if a couple gets divorced, are they still brother and sister?
All are inbred retards, including brit brit and her 'cousins'.
And by the way, it's okay to have sex with your cousin. Male or female, I guess…
no one cares!
i am her favorite
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Laura Lynn, Brian and Britney were together at Alli's birthday party some weeks ago.
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who? why is this a feature? brit hasn't done anything in the last four hours?
Perez please find out and let us know!!!!!
i've been wondering that for a while now
Perez - lauralynn covington is doing your father
like who gives a fuck who and where they are?
Lame!
Perhaps you can give us a SIGHting one day
FAMILY TREES DON'T HAVE TOO MANY BRANCHES IN LOUISIANA!!! BRITNEY'S MOM COULD BE HER COUSIN!!!
perez, YOU are supposed to have the answers!!!!
didnt she get married or something ??? i heard that somewhere ??/
well i know shes was there at both of brits baby showers and wedding
PEREZ RULES !!
she was britneys BESTTTT FRiend so she said. he mothert passed away from breats cancer after she graduated from UCLA or ULa, im not sure…no ones seen her
Perez - i was thinking the same thing the other day.. i remember Laura Lynn all up with Britney when they were younger- and then poof there pops Alli outta the woodworks - they do look related tho - ???
People from Louisiana are not inbred. Trashy Kentwood whores may be but the majority of the Louisiana population is not. We are embarrassed of Brit Brit and do not claim her at all.
The Britney Spears Song
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Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'."
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"You keep sayin',
That I need to stay home nights,
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You keep layin' all your advice on me,
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When I'm playin”,
You watch everything I do,
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Just quit payin'
All your attention to me.
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My brutes don't like your stalkin',
You paparazzi zoo,
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And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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You keep layin'
In wait to stab me in the back,
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You keep me smellin'
Like somethin' less than a rose,
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You keep sayin'
I'm a train that's jumped off it's tracks,
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You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes,
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My brutes don't like your gawkin',
And takin' pictures too,
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And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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You keep choosin'
Photos that make me look sleazy,
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You say I'm losin'
All my looks and my fame,
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You think bein' a party girl is easy,
If I look dumb I'm holdin' you to blame,
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My brutes aren't made for talkin',
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That's not what they do,
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But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!"
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First of all, the Louisiana inbred jokes are SO funny. Very original of you guys. Laura Lynn graduated from LSU and got a real job unlike her cousin Brit. She would also never turn on her family and do a tell all interview regardless of what she thinks of her skank cousin.
Laura Lynn went to LSU and I think she is now living in California. For all of the people making comments about the south, you have absolutely no idea what the south is like. Sorry we aren't rude assholes like many of you in the North or West. People are not inbreds and do not have sex with family members. If you actually visited anywhere in the south, you might gain some actual knowledge about the different states in the country you live in. Some of you are so close-minded that you have absolutely no sense of reality. Expand your horizons people.
She dropped out of Britney's entourage after she married her Uncle Daddy!
laura lynn works at a hospital in Baton Rouge LA
thank you, Jen. Y'all are all so mature with your Louisiana jokes. And yes, Laura Lynn graduated from LSU. She was a Golden Girl, but she graduated about 4 years ago? Maybe 3?
omg perez….i have been wondering the same thing for ages. the only thing i can think of is that LauraLynn was Lynn's sister's daughter. I know Lynn's sister died a few years ago of ovarian cancer, and weren't there rumors that Britney didn't go back home during that time to be with her family…?
Laura Lynn graduated from LSU and got married. Brit and K-Fed came to her (and my) graduation.
IF YOU ARE FROM LOUISIANA AND YOUR ANCESTORS FOR MANY GENERATIONS ARE FROM LOUISIANA—CHANCES ARE THAT YOUR FAMILY TREE DOES NOT BRANCH TOO OFTEN. AND AS FAR AS MANNERS—-THAT BOAT HAS SAILED. ANYONE WANTING TO CHALLENGE THIS STATEMENT—PLEASE SPEND SOME TIME IN CAJUN COUNTRY—IF YOUR NAME ISN'T BOUDREAUX OR THIBODEAUX—THEN YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO THE PARTY. YOU ALSO TAKE YOUR LIFE INTO YOUR HANDS WHEN YOU GET BEHIND THE WHEEL—-BECAUSE THEIR RUDENESS EXTENDS TO THE ROAD!!!!!! SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE!!!!
What happens to all of the dogs Britney has? She carries them around for a few weeks and then they disappear? Didn't she have a maltese, then a chihuahua, then a yorkie? Does she just give them away? Poor dogs
lauralynn is her real cousin. she was a golden girl (lsu dance team) when i was a student there, also. being that i was born here, and don't live so far from where britney grew up, love the family jokes about louisiana. and, contrary to britney's portrayal as of late, we have class here and can spot a cry for help. if you ask me, she's just trying to fit in over there in hollyweird. if you take a look around there, her behavior isn't really that off the wall. prayin for ya though, brit.
i duno hope all is well though
LauraLynn, stopped being BS best friend, when her and JT broke up…
:o| Maybe she had a thing for him…
a few months back, after britney shaved her head, kidd kraddick (who i know you're familiar with) called the hospital where laura lynn worked. she spoke to them but didn't offer up any info. she has come back to louisiana, graduated nursing school from lsu and is working somewhere either in southern mississippi or southern la (cant remember where they called) as a RN.
SOMEBODY TELL ME, WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK?????!!!!!
Laura Lynn graduated from LSU in Dec 2004—and is not married. She sadly lost her mom earlier this year after a long battle with cancer. Laura is a wonderfully intelligent young woman that cares a lot about her family. Currently she is persuing an MBA.
JUST WANTED TO GIVE A BIG FUCK YOU TO ALL OF YOU WHO ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE IN LOUISIANA. NO, WE DON'T FUCK OUR BROTHERS OR SISTERS OR COUSINS, BUT I WONDER WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA FROM? MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DO IT YOURSELVES!!!! AND JUST BECAUSE BRITNEY TURNED OUT TO BE WHITE TRASH, DOESN'T MEAN WE ALL ARE!
Who?? What? and Why? NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am sooooooooo sick of everyone hatin on Britney. You ppl are just jealous that you dont have her looks or talent that all. She is an author, actress and award winning awesome singer and entertainer!!!!!
Her vioce is like an angel and she can dance real good too!!!! Britney is an greaaatttttt role model for the youth of amaerica,she shows us what hard work,dedication and talent will do, she is real pretty too. She is always dressed fashionable and trendy too.
People who talk bad about her are just jealous, like how in school all the ugly fat ppl hate on the cheerleaders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney Spears is such an icon and history will show how she will be known as like the most talented person in the last 50 yrs and stuff!!!!!!
I am good friends with Britney and she is a really really awesome mommy to her sons, she plays trucks and legos with them all the time. Kevin is a bad man and the truth will come out soon about how he is using her really really alot!!!!!!!!
You are just mad because brit is prettier than you and she can sing, she is rich to, more richer than you can be. Do you know how many records she has sold???? ALOT OK!!!!!!!!
Stop being mean to someone who is soooooooooooo soooooooooooo sooooooooooo sweet please, she doesnt desirve this hatingness!!!!
MY FRIEND IS A NICE AWESOME GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is also a perfu me maker and has sold millions and millions of bottles, the scent is sweet and sexy too!!!!!
EVERYONE wants to smell like britney, the sweet smell of sucess!!!!
DONT be so jealous of a famous person who is a nice person ok, pleaseeeee stop cuase she hates it
Havent seen that bitch since the pics of Britneys first baby shower. She was obviously alienated like the rest of the Spears clan.
I love how a bunch of ignorant morons make comments about the south. Brit Brit doesn't represent any one part of the country. She represents what happens when parents don't raise their children with any values and live off the earnings of that child. Britney's upbringing is to blame for her behavior. He parents are to blame. People who enable her to act out like a spoiled brat are to blame. When K. Fed starts looking like the responsible one you know this chick is in the gutter. She needs someone to shake the stupid out of her. She had so much momentum in November '06 and she blew it by being an idiot slut. She has two children who need a mother. Her kids are going to grow up and end up acting like her. She needs some serious mental health. Her cousin probably wanted more out of life than being a personal assistant. I talked with someone who an assistant to a famous musician and she said "your life becomes their life". Her cousin probably wanted her life back.
Ok…"Britney is my idol"…..you are like what?…12? Get a clue….Britney didnt do all those things….it was her managers and her people(of whom she has all but fired) who helped her to be who she WAS. Note…i said WAS. How do you know she plays trucks and legos with her sons?? Read that in a teen mag or something? Too funny that there are still idiots like you who defend her…
I think this one was actually WRITTEN BY BRITNEY! Sounds just like her, y'all!
#51 - BRITNEY IS MY IDOL says:
I am sooooooooo sick of everyone hatin on Britney. You ppl are just jealous that you dont have her looks or talent that all. She is an author, actress and award winning awesome singer and entertainer!!!!!
Her vioce is like an angel and she can dance real good too!!!! Britney is an greaaatttttt role model for the youth of amaerica,she shows us what hard work,dedication and talent will do, she is real pretty too. She is always dressed fashionable and trendy too.
People who talk bad about her are just jealous, like how in school all the ugly fat ppl hate on the cheerleaders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney Spears is such an icon and history will show how she will be known as like the most talented person in the last 50 yrs and stuff!!!!!!
I am good friends with Britney and she is a really really awesome mommy to her sons, she plays trucks and legos with them all the time. Kevin is a bad man and the truth will come out soon about how he is using her really really alot!!!!!!!!
You are just mad because brit is prettier than you and she can sing, she is rich to, more richer than you can be. Do you know how many records she has sold???? ALOT OK!!!!!!!!
Stop being mean to someone who is soooooooooooo soooooooooooo sooooooooooo sweet please, she doesnt desirve this hatingness!!!!
MY FRIEND IS A NICE AWESOME GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is also a perfu me maker and has sold millions and millions of bottles, the scent is sweet and sexy too!!!!!
EVERYONE wants to smell like britney, the sweet smell of sucess!!!!
DONT be so jealous of a famous person who is a nice person ok, pleaseeeee stop cuase she hates it
I have been thinking about this too. I would think that she would have stepped in and tried to help Britney. Maybe she did and Brit wants nothing to do with her since she does really care for her and wants to help! Good question Perez!
I was wondering that, too, Perez! Weird!
they still talk i saw a recent picture of them all together brit her brother lauralynn alli and some other girl but it was a recent picture
BRITNEY IS MY IDOL; get real
you are probably britney herself and if so, read this
YOU SUCK ASS!
VOICE OF AN ANGEL! where the hell have you been?
i consider charlotte church or celine to have a voice of an angel
a great role for americas youth huh?
i guess if america's youth wants to be a bald,vagina flasher,chain smoker,horrible voice,they can turn to her
like i said you are eighter britney or you are what?12
and she got her awards,success b/c of her manager ok?
where was she before larry rudolph came?NOWHERE
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WHO CARES ABOUT ALL THIS RANTING AND BULLSHIT ABOUT ANOTHER SELF-CENTERED CELEBRITY? QUIT WORSHIPPING FALSE IDOLS!!! BRITNEY SPEARS IS JUST ANOTHER FUXED UP PERSON LIVING IN HOLLYWEIRD MANIA!!! SHE IS JUST HUMAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET!!! QUIT WORSHIPPING OTHER HUMAN BEINGS!!! SHE/HE IS JUST HUMAN, SHE/HE IS JUST HUMAN, REPEAT THIS TO YOURSELF EVERYTIME YOU CATCH YOURSELF WORSHIPPING A FAMOUS PERSON!!! THEY ARE NOT WORTHY OF IDOLATRY!!!
I'M SURE THAT LLC IS STAYING AWAY FROM THE SKANKY WHORE OF A MOTHER. SHE IS PROBABLY SICK OF BRITENEY'S DISCUSTING BEHAVIOR, AS SO AM I. THE WORLD CAN'T WAIT TILL SHE GETS HER KIDS TAKEN AWAY FROM HER.
Ok #41, I believe it is Merry Sunshine.. FYI… TYPING IN CAPS IS CONSIDERED rude ! There is your first lesson in etiquette. Just because you didn't recieve an invite to the party, doesn't mean we missed U.
We excluded you..
I think from the venom your spewing you must either live in Mississippi or Alabama.. Jealousy is so very ugly !
Britney sucks at life
What happened perez lova—struck a nerve?