Angelina Reads Perez!
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Momma is totally rocking the Olive Oyl look!
Is she not????
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Is she barefoot?
she needs some spinach!
is she bare foot ?????
if brad is pipeye than who's the fat guy?
Now thats funny
I'd like to toss that Cambodian boys salad and give him a rusty trumpet!
Did you still this from the gossip forum on Craigslist? Shame
I hope that she wakes up and understands those children are not toys and that she has to get them in school and give them a steady homelife. I know that she had good intentions when she adopted…Hey Ange ever heard of the USA and all the children that are suffering here?
Hey Vagelina, if you do read this what does it feel like to have so many people call your bluff? What does the guilt of breaking up a marriage feel like? What does it feel like to be this insecure? What does it feel like to trap the dumbest, most superficial dumbshit a.k.a. Braaaaaaad by getting knocked up? Must be swell. Keep on running bitch.
www.LocalApple.com haha that is funny stuff!!
Infantile idiots! At least she doesn`t look and act like Shitney!
R U kiddin' me?? Year after year now for sooo long we've been robbed of our icons we so much love to worship. Garbo, Jackie, Audrey, Royal Princesses Di & Carolyn K. umm Madonna NOT!!! Finally La Divina Angelina is here, Kowtow bitches and hold your vulgar tongues,
the advertising is keeping us from reading the comments….if this keeps up-I`m leaving!
I think we want so badly for eunuch Brad to leave Angie. One does hope that in life, Jolie does not win in the end. We want to know if in life you if scheme steal a man that belongs to another woman, commit adultery, get pregnant to trap a man into 'bondage' with you, in the end you will lose. We are just waiting for her to get what she deserves, like an evil cartoon character. We do not want to think life is this unfair, a manipulator like Jolie wins. Perez and others know how we feel. They prod us and piss us off by showing this bitch down out throats in shops, tv, magazines and internet. FUCK YOU Jolie, Pitt…. And fuck you media!
That is sooo funny. If she is spoofing Perez she has a great spirit. She seems so serious. I think she is gorgeous & a great actress. I also respect her love for children. She is an awesome momma. Who knows the deal between Brad & Maniston. I really think they split up because Maniston is too much of a selfish bitch to have kids. She is still trying to be a movie star (not tv star) & probably didn't want to gain weight. I am serious because she wasn't skinny until the last few seasons of friends. If you saw the Brad Pitt interview with Diane Sawyer when Oceans 12 was coming out & she asked about the future he said something about family being on his mind - meaning children. Catherine Zeta Jones who is another great Hollywood mama was in that film & Julia Roberts was pregnant during the filming so I am sure Brad was feeling ready to start a family. Then he meets Angelina & Maddox & thinks hey this is what I want. If Jen wan't such a selfish bitch she could have held on to him. If Angelina was with Brad before he separated from Maniston then she is a real hypocrit becasue the reason she and her dad don't get along is because he cheated on her mom. However, Brad & Ang seem happy & you have to respect the time (not just $$) they give to charitable causes.
#53 you are really funny & clever. Love the WIMPY comment! I know you must have been thinking hard about that one - hope I helped!
What does this mean? Did I miss something? What do you mean "Angelina reads Perez"?
LMAO! So fucking funny!
Jolie can't stand celebrity gossip sites, but I don't doubt that she reads them.
that's pretty cool of her. That shows you she has class. but she still needs to eat.
Angelina totally has some sense of humor. No matter what… I just adore her. I love her "no shi*" attitude as long as things don't harm her and her family. Love that self-esteem and confidence in a woman.
popeye el marino soy…..
You wish PH!! Love AJ!!
Total taken from Craigslist!
is she wearing a shoe?
LOL AHAHHA that's so funny!
Covering up the needle marks….. heroin is not your friend. You used to be beautiful…
she needs to quit the dope
Ahhhh… Nothing says "Fun" like posts from the Maniston camp! "Homewrecker" indeed. Perhaps if Aniston wasn't such a useless twat, Brad may have decided to stay with her. Out of curiosity, how many movies has Jennifer been in which garnered critical acclaim? Ah, well, that would be none unless you count "Office Space", perhaps, but her role has been almost universally panned. In her defense, Maniston is actively involved in several charity organizations (including donating Brad's clothes to charity), but how often has she been praised by the international community? Errrr… None.
A woman walks into a hair salon and says to the stylist "Make me look like… Like… Jennifer Aniston!"
The stylist pauses… Takes her largest brush… And whacks the woman across her nose.
"I think we want so badly for eunuch Brad to leave Angie."
YOU, perhaps, but not "We". Though I do doubt they'll last more than another few years, that is only because so few celebrity marriages last beyond a few years. Personally I wish them every luck in the world. I realize that the she is the poster child for the corpulent trailer trash elite, but beyond that Maniston is a useless waste of space with clothing choices that simply show she understands the softer side of Sears.
ugh ugh ugh ugh me thinks angelina skelator looks BLECH
i would hate to say it ut if she had never gotten her huge lips reduced, shaved a ton off her nose and gotten implants she would look like the tall thin gawky woman she is. she gets too much credit and i heard that her and brad carry the kids around in public and have their nannies do everything behind closed doors. plus, doesn't anyone rember how weird she was? like carrying around a vial of billy bob's blood? and now she is a school marm adopting kids and buying her kids diamond encrusted pacifiers. i don't buy it, i just do not buy it. she has dated nearly every person she's done a movie with. when wwill she CraAK!
You should have wrote, "Nice Rack" on Popeyes legs. They look like big boobs, with boobie cleavage and all.
she use to be one of my top 5 hotest woman in this earth before shakira , milla jovovish , madonna , monica belotchi.
but look at her now she totly lost it . what a shame i wish she turn back to her " lara craft " body hot sexy and great lips. sad sad sad
Ha ha ha! LMAO! I was thinking the same thing! Olive oil or she resembles my friend skinny Wendy whom, we call Olive Oil. I agree. Olive Oil with big titt's!
PEREZ. LEAVE ANGELINA ALONE. YOU WENT TOO FAR. A lOT OF WOMEN WOULD RATHER BE HER SIZE THAN BE SOME FAT ASS HATEFUL, LONELY ASS FEMALE LIKE SOME OF THE HATERS ON YOUR SITE. ANGELINA IS ONE BAD ASS BITCH.
she looks amazing,happy,gorgeous..Love her!
love her!! she has a sense of humor!
She looks fantastic.
I don't think she meant to dress like! She is gorgeous and I love the way she is!!!!
If Angelina read this blog , it would prove she has a sense of humor …which I think is the case…
ALL OF YOU WHO CALL HER A WHORE A SO SO SO JEALOUS. BESIDES, YOU CAN'T RECK A GOOD HOME SO GET OVER IT!
AT LEAST SHE CARES ABOUT THE WORLD, THAT'S MORE THAN jen WHO IS SO SO SO A LOOSER!!!!
ALL OF YOU WHO CALL HER A WHORE A SO SO SO JEALOUS. BESIDES, YOU CAN'T RECK A GOOD HOME SO GET OVER IT!
AT LEAST SHE CARES ABOUT THE WORLD, THAT'S MORE THAN jen WHO IS SO SO SO A LOOSER!!!!
ALL OF YOU WHO CALL HER A WHORE A SO SO SO JEALOUS. BESIDES, YOU CAN'T RECK A GOOD HOME SO GET OVER IT!
AT LEAST SHE CARES ABOUT THE WORLD, THAT'S MORE THAN jen WHO IS SO SO SO A LOOSER!!!!
eat girl!!!!! your melting away, but i wish her and brad the best just hoping that he can deal with her many political resonsibilities
HATE HER ! AND SOON SO WILL BRAD!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait until those two ego maniacs find themselves in a loveless marriage, and they attempt to stay together for the children. It's just a matter of time people. Oh and by the way, everyone who doesn't think she is a home wrecker needs to call Laura Dern.
I know her "Mighty Heart" was a bomb, but can't she afford to buy a new skirt. I hope she washed it inbetween wears… cause she is wearing it a lot… in every photo! At least she changes her frumpy shirts.
She can go to hell and rot with that ugly brood she has. Her kids are all ugly. Especially that little black girl.
HAHAHAHA I love Angelina Jolie but that's hilarious. I bet if she read this, she'd laugh too lol
Hasn't anybody noticed she's walking around barefoot? Gross! Isn't that what Britney did right before she went totaly out of whack, walk around in filth infested streets barefoot? Disgusting!
OH HELL NOOO!!! THAT IS HELLA FUNNY!!! SHE DOES!!! LOOK AT BRAD TOO WITH HIS PIPE!!!