Be Careful Britney!
Expect more, that's what we're hearing.
This past weekend, Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, had faux Spears cousin Alli Sims served with a court summons requiring her to testify on the parenting skills (or lack thereof) of her pal Britney.
"That was only phase one," a source close to the situation reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com. "Alli will not be the only one. Expect Mark Vincent Kaplan to serve legal papers on others close to Britney. Kevin is serious about the well-being of his children. This is not about money."
This is just too good for words!
We're sure they're gonna subpoena the bodyguards. And all the nannies that really raise her kids help with Tater Tot and Small Fry.
K-Fed's military-trained army of legal processors could descend upon Britney's camp at any time. It could happen anywhere.
We love it. We live for it. We're burning in hell (with Britney)!
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#23…. you need to know your facts honey!! Mark Kaplan is a great lawyer and usually represents the women while Laura Wasser represents the Men. This is generally. They are both extraordinary lawyers. I am quite sure shittney hasn't listened to lawyer or anyone else who has probably begged her to stop acting like an idiot white trash attention whore etc….Kevin listened. It's all a game. shittney doesn't want to play and thinks (because she is so stupid) she can win because she has so much money. What is she doing with it? shopping at guess and buying drugs and friends? Considering she's a baptist girl, she should be helping the community or doing something with her freakin camp. This girl is so stupid no one can help her. She doesn't want it. She's a spoiled bratt, horrible mother, shitty daughter and sister and needs to grow up!! Shar didn't want money from Kevin. She wanted a father and a friend. She got one. She isn't complaining about him at all and hasn't except for the fact he did a stupid shitty thing. He deserves themoney, he put up with her crazy bratty shit for too long. go kevin!!
she might be hollywood's no1 party girl, but i believe that she loves her kids, yes she needs little help with the kids here and there which does not make her a bad mother. to hell with kfed, he just wants britney's money and that's why he married her in the first place and which also explains why he left his pregnant girlfriend and his toddler, i don't think thare is a judge in his right mind who is gonna give him the kids.
What an ugly bitch… GO DIE IN A FIRE!!!!
My guess is Britney's lawyer will drop her soon.
Post # 23 You nailed it! You are so right. These stories are being planted.
How else did the paps know where to find Brittnay? I just off that asshole dosn't clean her out. He was with her less then two years….That money is hers. She worked for it. I don't see him working at all. He's a bum
it is nice to make fun of celebs
but seriously this a sad case
where we should pray for a person
Britney should move to
Switzerland and stay out of the
light for a few years
TEAM BRITNEY!!! k-fed can go f**k himself.
IT'S ABOUT TIME THIS BITCH GETS WHAT IS COMING FOR HER. THE REMOVAL OF HER CHILDREN. SHE IS THE MOST UNFIT PARENT THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. THOSE POOR CHILDREN. ANYONE WHO RATHER GO OUT AND PARTY NIGHT AFTER NIGHT INSTEAD OF BEING A MOTHER TO HER CHILDREN DESERVES A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE. THE WORLD WILL BREATHE A SIGH OF RELEIF WHEN HER CHILDREN ARE REMOVED FROM HER! I CANNOT WAIT TILL THAT DAY COMES!!!! KEVIN DESERVES FULL CUSTODY OF THOSE PRECIOUS LITTLE BOYS.
why the hell does anyone think they know britney and the kind of mother that she is. all we see of her life is a moment's time, who are we to judge her, there are a lot more fucked up parents out there who dont give a shit about their kids, aka k-fed who is just after her money, sad story and i he doesnt get shit. actually shit is what he deserves!
All I have to say is this is a load of shit may i ask the question! Has K-Fed ever been pictured with his two boys? has he taken them out? have you seen any photos of him with his two Sons THAT HE IS SOOOO CONCERNED ABOUT? NO!!!!!!!! H
All I have to say is this is a load of shit may i ask the question! Has K-Fed ever been pictured with his two boys? has he taken them out? have you seen any photos of him with his two Sons THAT HE IS SOOOO CONCERNED ABOUT? NO!!!!!!!! He is just a money hungary FUCK WIT!!!!! Brittney Deserves those kids more shes actually a Mum Not a pretend Parent K-FED Should look good an hard at his self Using Fuck!!!! He would make a Dads ASSHOLE!!!
I'll bet Britney's lawyers are chomping at the bit on this one. I can't wait. Federline=Loser
HELLO DUMB BITCH DON'T YOU KNOW THAT GIVING A DEATH THREAT IS SO ILLEGAL……………THEY HAVE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH……..SO I AM SURE PEREZ WILL BE THE LAST ONE LAUGHING…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
This may be the reason I stop reading Perez. I can't stand this story. It is so close to home and I can't tell you what an aweful amount of time, money, sanity, energy and love goes to waste in a ridiculous court battle. The lawyers are making money, the parents are in a mental war zone and they are missing out on the time with the kids. Which is what really matters. Its impossible to recover family relationships after and nobody wins. Those boys need both their parents. I have no respect. She's not that bad. This is not funny.
JUST SO YOU KNOW KEVIN DOES NOT ALLOW HIS CHILDREN TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED ON PURPOSE…HE DOESN'T WANT THEM IN THE PUBLIC EYE…UNLIKE BRITNEY WHO CALLS THE PAP TO TELL HER WHERE SHE IS GOING WITH HER KIDS SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS A "GOOD MOM"
AND ABOUT THE $$$$$ HE GOT 20 MILLION AND ALSO GETS 15,000. A MONTH…THE 20 MILLION WAS B/C SHE WAS A DUMBASS AND DIDN'T HAVE HIM SIGN A PRE-NUP
she is fugly!!
she always looks so stoned in pictures. and she probably is a trailer trash mommy. i can't understand why people still like her.
u know perez im really mad at u now i read in a mag that u said i think it is safe to say she has no ans left LIKE U WOULD KNOW!!! i still love her and she is my fav person in the world…she still has millions of fans…so back off tubby!
Why doesn't this has-been hooker just pack her bags and go back to Louisiana so nobody has to look at her except the hillbilly's in the south?
K-FED JUST WANTS THE MONIES!!!!!!! He just wants more custody so that he gets more child support money. Do you guys really think that he will actually start looking after his children. Ofcourse not!!! He will get the nannies and go out partying to celebrate!!!!
this is your brain on methanphetamines (and alcohol)…
you people are all fukt, how the hell woud you feel if a bunch of weirdo internet gurus were payin out on ur mother???? regardless of her crack-whore-ish-ness her littlies will love her…
At what point in her life did she just say "fuck it"??????
"Ya all quit sayin' I don't take care of my kids!
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I made um dinner myself, I microwaved tater tot…I mean
tater tots…er…has anyone seen Tater Tot….and why is
the bag of frozen tater tots in the high chair…"
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Rash Manly therashreport.com
Why Doesnt That Loser Get A Real Job He Has Too Much Free Time. Our World Is So Double Standard K Fed Parties All Tug Time And Its Okay(Supposedly He Is Paid To Show Up At Parties), Let Up On The Poor Girl. Her Kids Are In Capable Hands, She Has Her Nannies, Relax Brit Has Not Got Into Trouble,at Least We Know She Is Smart Enough To Stay Out Of The LA County Jail System. Those Poor Babies Are Just A Pay Check For Him, Like He Wont Just Hire His Own Nannies On Brit's Dime.
brrrrrrrrittttttttaaaaaaaaannnnnnnny damn girl you got kids get it right they need to be #1 priority. say no to drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brittney, we hate you, we despise you, we wish you the wost, your music sucks and always will. I hope you lose your kids, your career is so far up Shit Creek don't even bother to find a battle. I pray you have a total mental collapse. I shit down the throat of your fans and ram my fucking dong up their asses. Slit your wrists and take the honorable way out. Burn in Hell in the afterlife.
everyone should just leave the damn girl alone! its bad enough that she has no hair! people can be so cruel.
Both Kevin and Britney are unfit parents. Just because he's capitalizing on her train wreck and looking like the better does not make him a competent parent. Lets not forget what a joke he was before Britney made such a public mess of her life. He's a loser, she needs some proffessional help. The kids should go to Brits mom, Lynne.
Kfed really not interested in taking care of the kids… he only wants her money!!! at least she has a nanny to take care of her two kids…YOU SEE HE
( K-FED)PRETENDS TO BE GOODIE AND MAINTAIN LOW PROFILE AT THIS MOMENT BUT ONCE HE GETS THE CUSTODY OF THE CHILDREN…. THAT WILL BE THE TIME THAT HE WILL UNLEASHED HIS SINISTER…. CANT YOU SEE WHAT HE IS DOING???? THIS IS ONLY A TIME BOMB….. BRITNEY REALLY NEEDS TO GET IT TOGETHER….
you should do a "seperated at birth" with b.spears and jonathan davis from korn
Every one needs to leave her a lone, there are worse mothers out there where…
What happened to this girl? She needs a year in jail to reacclimate herself!
K-fed is more of an "unfit" parent than Britt. Seriously. Britt seems to love those kids and people only see the bad she has done because her life is under a microscope. People always remember the bad things we do, but what about the good. K-Fed is just using those kids to get back at her. That is wrong.
Britney concerteza!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS PUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE ON DISPLAY FOR THE WORLD TO SEE AND SEE IF YOU CAN DO ANY BETTER.
brit's "lollipops" look just like the lollipops that contain painkillers. coincidence?
you decide. i'm sure glad that anyone can be a parent these days
she's a crackhead, i used to like her.
this is what crack does to a person…..give your kids to Kevin
although i am no fan of kfed i do believe that at this time the children would be better of with him and he would be better off getting back with shar
What a hot mess. Her lolly pops must be laced with drugs. She looks high.
Is her right eye is trying to reach her right cheekbone…
MAN PEREZ I'M IN A MOOD LIKE I JUST WANNA BURN PEOPLE TONIGHT AND WHO BETTER TO BURN THEN THIS CRACK HEAD RIGHT HERE AT FIRST WHEN SHE STARTED GETTING OUT OF HAND I WAS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO ENJOY LIFFE BUT SHE TOOK IT TO FAR FOR REAL I AGREE WITH #17 ANGELINA ADOPT HER KIDS AT LEAST THEY WILL BE WITH HER AND BRAD AND NOT A NEW NANNY EVERY OTHER WEEK IF THEY LAST THAT LONG DRAMMMMA FOR REALSOME BODY DDDDDDHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSS ON THIS TRICK…
FORGOT THE WORD CALL IN THERE SORRY…
perez hilton i think your a jerk!
Britneys a HOT mess that hillbilly is really showing her TRUE colors now BOy!!! with all the money she has she wants to be acting a FOOl…My favorite headline 2 date was the one last week with her kids on cover HELP US !!! classic…Biyatch take care of ur kids HO
hey yall!!
BRINTNEY I herd about your kids thats sad!!!