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Getting To Know Alli Sims

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Click here to look at some "personal photos" that Britney's faux cousin has added to her website. The former pop star makes a cameo, of course.

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    94 comments to “Getting To Know Alli Sims”

    1. nat says – reply to this


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      first

    2. jill says – reply to this


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      Yuck

    3. Emilie says – reply to this


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      Bunch of hicks. I bet they sleep with their brothers.

    4. JOEBLOW says – reply to this


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      Love the rag on her noggin'

    5. Emilie says – reply to this


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      And eachother.

    6. kelly says – reply to this


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      booo for fake cousins

    7. mimi says – reply to this


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      !

    8. Lauren says – reply to this


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      FUCK ALLI SIMS! who the fuck cares about her. britney should get rid of her, shes just a user! I LOVE BRITNEY!

    9. LeeLee says – reply to this


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      coat tails anyone???

    10. Dekiri says – reply to this


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      You will probably not be much surprised but i think you killed her site =p

      It might not be a good idea to post unimportant peoples websites without telling their sysadmins !

    11. bs says – reply to this


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      ha ha you crashed her website.

    12. kelsieallyn says – reply to this


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      sixteenth…..all you losers can suck it

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    14. sarou says – reply to this


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      what a morons..cousins..yeah right!!!

    15. Cheryl says – reply to this


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      #12….you are so right..lol The website crashed!

    16. julustar says – reply to this


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      Me thinks this Alli Simms has an AGENDA and is 'assisting' Brit's naughty ways…she straight up drugging her! To ruin her image so Alli can step up…it's straight out of a horror flick for real…she's trying to BE Britney. (I HOPE you read this Brit, this might save your life.)

    17. BumWizard says – reply to this


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      Excellent work, you have melted her server. Praise Xenu.

    18. nagiko9 says – reply to this


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      Kinda like how Julia Roberts was Richard Gere's "niece" in Pretty Woman. Yes?

    19. BumWizard says – reply to this


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      Those photo's have been up for like 2 weeks by the way.

    20. jessiebean says – reply to this


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      Haha "former" pop star. Bwahahaha. She's gone for good, and nobody cares! It's too much fun watching her fuck up her life!

      I do feel bad for Tater Tot and Small Fry though. I would be SO ashamed if she was my mom. And I hope they're not wrecked for life.

    21. Stephanie M says – reply to this


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      connection timed out :( boo! I wanna see some white trash!

      www.myspace.com/1sweetgummibeer

    22. jen says – reply to this


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      i cant get on to the site, is it just me. i wanna see the fake

    23. Izrael says – reply to this


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      I can't see the fake :'(

    24. NahNah says – reply to this


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      She's lame, but at the moment maybe Britt should tak some lessons on how to dress, and apply make-up, instead of smearing it on like a 2.00 hoe.

    25. LAURA says – reply to this


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      SITE IS DEAD. PROB NOT WORTH LOOKING AT ANYWAY. POOR BRIT.

    26. merrily says – reply to this


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      sluts!

    27. Kristin says – reply to this


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      Those pictures have been up there, there arent any new ones

    28. davio says – reply to this


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      dumbass has all kinds of errors in grammar on her page too. I know I'm not always rite win I write things ;) , but somebody probably got paid big bucks to do that for her. Is everyone in LA crazy or something?

    29. stars says – reply to this


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      Unless this chick has some amazing voice or something she's not going to go far… at least Britney HAD her looks.

    30. Mersh says – reply to this


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      Good Lord. Never mind the candids. Did you see the photo shoot shots? That is the most heinously barftastic outfit I have ever seen. Looks like a first year fashion school "good girls" idea of a badass.

    31. mel says – reply to this


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      Why does her site look like a Virginia Slims advertisement? Cheesy!

    32. Mellie says – reply to this


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      "With my rigorous academic schedule, joining a sorority and make new friends I wasn’t able to continue singing as much as I would have liked."

    33. Allison says – reply to this


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      Funny how the pic with brit has been altered. Horrible job of it too.

    34. educatidone says – reply to this


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      I don't care what you guys say…she looks better than Brit Brit and if she can sing a little and can dance….she will have more talent.

    35. nikki says – reply to this


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      who the hell said that that dress looked ok?

    36. Moriah says – reply to this


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      Oh dear..

      "I love meeting new people from different places and that is exactly what college is all about. With my rigorous academic schedule, joining a sorority and make new friends I wasn’t able to continue singing as much as I would have liked, but I did continue voice training and sing whenever I got the chance."

    37. rin says – reply to this


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      brit's dress is definitely photoshopped on….wonder what she was REALLY wearing (if anything, knowing her…)

    38. laurence says – reply to this


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      i dont know why i just cant stand that girl, i juste hate those horrible picture with the black gothic dress… and the song!!! omg it's just terrible to ear

    39. you've gotta be kidding says – reply to this


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      She's delusional. She's just as stupid as her 'cousin', Britney.

    40. GROSS! says – reply to this


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      Her stylist needs to be fired. At first glance I thought she was dressed up like Xena the Warrior Princess. On closer inspection, she has seems to have sewn a "dress" together from the hand-me-down costumes from her cousin's Toxic and Stronger videos.

    41. Amy says – reply to this


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      I hate Alli Sims because she is ugly and it appears she thinks she is hot. In other words, I hate Alli Sims because she is stupid.

    42. Herpes Are Britneys Best Friend says – reply to this


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      why didnt she put a picture up of her getting served by kfeds lawyers?

    43. rebecca says – reply to this


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      girlfriend needs a nose job pronto!

    44. kristy says – reply to this


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      With the one with Britney … there is definitely some alcohol in her coke. You can tell cuz its lighter.

    45. BigNDNBitch says – reply to this


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      Someone needs to teach that trailer trash bitch to fix the red eyes on her pix. See what happens when u buy all ur shit @ walmart!

    46. Veronika says – reply to this


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      Well it makes me sick that this enabler is taking advantage of britney's mental problems to gain attention and become "famous"… Britney is seriously fucked up and people like alli are not helping her situation. Besides…

      Don't you think is weird that she is actually with britney in just ONE picture?

    47. LDZ says – reply to this


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      Whats with that horrible black get up she's wearing in one of her "photo shoots"?! I swear these chicks have no mirrors!!!!

    48. Sherri says – reply to this


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      Her homepage looks like a tampon advertisement.

    49. Ivey says – reply to this


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      Is it just me or does the picture with Britney in it look edited? ?Look in the boob area, the lines are fuzzy and it just looks fake. Wouldn't surprise me if they had to edit Brit. Crazy hicks.

    50. jeb says – reply to this


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      i love that nobody even really bothered about commenting on news about this douche. alli, you're a NOBODY! ha ha… she reminds me of that douche-friend of jessica simpsons that honed in on their newlywed show. casey douche.

    51. T says – reply to this


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      she's too plain looking to be pretty, her "photoshoot" pictures are even funnier!

    52. Ess says – reply to this


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      don't yuo just want to tear the rest of that slit up dress, (in the studio shots), OFF?

    53. Alex says – reply to this


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      Keep rollin, rollin, rollin….

    54. Lia says – reply to this


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      Why does it look like Britney's dress is digitally altered? Was she really wearing another skank outfit??

    55. dANEE says – reply to this


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      WTF, WHO PICKED OUT HER "PHOTOSHOOT" WARDROBE, BRITNEYS STYLIST?? (IE…BRITNEY HER SELF)

    56. molly says – reply to this


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      who is she? i dont understand

    57. cydBabe says – reply to this


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      she's 26 years old!!! wtf is she doing trying to become a "popstar". LOSER!

    58. jj says – reply to this


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      yawn………stretch………………

    59. Miss the Old Brit says – reply to this


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      i had to send her an email and tell her how big of a douche she is…
      dear alli ur clothes are the most horrible digusting things that i've ever seen worn on a human being, you look like a transexual hooker from the year 2030, if not just white trash. id rather stare at britneys nasty ass puss then you're fame hungry busted face, i'd rather stick razor blades in my ears then give you the satisfaction of listening to your music.. you're embarrassing girls from baton rouge who are actually quite cute you dress more like someone from lake isle move back to the south u dirtbag and if you must stay in hollywood at least hire a stylist instead of wearing clothes that look like old parts of little miss louisiana 1983 pagent wear sewn into a big bunch of slut…

    60. TexasChick says – reply to this


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      I guess anyone can sing these days! Look at Paris and Loclass - think they can really sing? DOUBT IT!!! Everything is so computerized now!

      Alli is so trying to use the fame Britney has left to boost her "singing career". Sorry, but a cousin, fake cousin whatever of Britney….probably not going to make it! Alli is full of herself - let her think she is a sexpot with her WalMart fashion inspired look then we can laugh WITH Perez!!

      LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!

    61. JohnnyG says – reply to this


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      Her chin is ridiculous, you could practically land a plane on it. And love the photo shoot shots, even air-bushed and with a ton of makeup, she still can't manage to look any cuter than a young Celine Dion.

    62. Zitney Spears says – reply to this


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      Alli is trash and so is Shitney Spears!

    63. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      You never have to worry if Britney will
      get her panties in a bunch after reading
      PerezHilton.com because Britney does not
      wear panties.
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    64. LISASTRANGE says – reply to this


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      she could have at least fixed the 'red eyes' before loading them up to her site. jeeze! even i know how to do that!

    65. Tara says – reply to this


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      did anyone else notice that Brit is totally photoshopped into that pic? Either that or just her clothes were photoshopped in, not sure which is worse.

    66. ml says – reply to this


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      eww the 80's hooker clothes drove me to vomit… :p

    67. Robin says – reply to this


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      Are you freaking kidding me….this stupid bitch needs to give it up already….she is never going to be brit brit(and who would wanna be)!

    68. whatev says – reply to this


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      unusual, redundant photos for a supposedly professional site, and the dresses for the shoot are so short that she seems uncomfortable in them. altogether a strange web site. she seems country and a little tacky but not trashy. she's cute. i just can't hate her.

    69. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      "I wish ya all would quit sayin'
      I don't take care of muh kids!"
      .
      "I just cooked them dinner,
      I just microwaved
      Tater Tot…I mean tater tots…why is the
      bag of frozen tater tots sitting in the high chair?"
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com NEWS/DRAMA/NO NAUGHTY BITS

    70. Miles says – reply to this


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      Yup, they sure know how to smile for the camera. Creeps.

    71. ML says – reply to this


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      She is so ugly - the chin, the sunken eyes, her fat body that looks like it hasn't ever had one minute of exercise. All of her friends are ugly too. I don't get it. These people are in or at least trying to be in the Hollywood scene. You would think they would know how to dress. Aren't they supposed to have money too? They all look like shit. Every time I've seen that Alli chick she looks like she just rolled out of bed. If you want to have that long ass hair at least brush it. Have you heard of a flat iron or palmade to smoothe out the frizz & those split ends. I am sorry to be such a bitch but if you have seen this girl she deserves it. She thinks she is the shit. Someone needs to tap her on the shoulder & remind her that she isn't Britt. Wait, I just got it, Britt dresses & looks like shit these days so maybe Alli thinks she looks good or is trying to be Britt. Okay someone tap her & Britt on the shoulder & tell them that WT is not in. One more thing - can someone tell me what happened to that Felicia girl who was Britt's assistant. Did Britt fire her because she was telling Britt the truth? She seemed nice & like she knew her place & wasn't trying to steal Britt's spotlight.

    72. Mikk says – reply to this


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      How about that hot mess little black number she's wearing in the "photo" shoot! She looks like she's standing next to a massage chair…..hmm

    73. spankyspooky says – reply to this


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      she's not pretty.

    74. andrea says – reply to this


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      lame, the link didn't work for me.

      not that i really wanted to see her nasty ass.
      or any of britney's nastier ass.

    75. Han says – reply to this


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      who the hell is this girl and why does she think she can get a career off britney spears? they are both LAME.

    76. SUSIE says – reply to this


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      SHE IS A WANNA BE WHAT A LOSER

    77. fluffybottom says – reply to this


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      anyone else catch the typo on her "about me" section?

      "In Baton Rouge, Louisiana I attending Parkview Baptist School"

      She's definitely following in her "cousins" footsteps.. from the bad outfits to illiteracy. Can't wait to hear her lipsyncing! … I mean.. album.

    78. Kristin says – reply to this


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      Looks like Ali uses the same stylist as britney…. ugh.. disgusting!

    79. boo you whore says – reply to this


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      perezzzzzzz the link isn't workinggggggg

    80. Lindsey Faith says – reply to this


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      Why oh why!? Why does she give us a detailed timeline of her high school years? Do we care? Not really. So sad. I'll be she still regrets never "Making it to state" and wears her letter jacket when she's in Baton Rouge. so so sad.

    81. soft says – reply to this


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      She's sooooo gross! LAME! Should fit right in. Blew up her server??! Wish someone would blow her up!

    82. Tracy says – reply to this


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      She is so using Brittney to sell her albums. She is just as bad as Kevin. Doesn't Brittney realize that none of these people reallu care about her or her well being. THEY ARE USING HER! DUH1!!!!

    83. Christina says – reply to this


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      What is up with those "fashion" photo shoots??? Weird happenings in hicksville…

    84. helen says – reply to this


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      i don't understand, is she britney's cousin or not? why would they pretend to be cousins?

    85. Josie says – reply to this


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      Ok, So what dose she have Her "cousin" dressing her? Those outfits on her shoot are nasty!

    86. Tatiana says – reply to this


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      At least she took the horrible version of "On My Own" off. Christ!

    87. Cici says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT HER!! ALI WHO? BITCH NEEDS TO GO OFF AND GET A LIFE OF HER OWN. SHES SO FUCKEN STUPID ITS BEYOND WORDS. IF SHE WAS A REAL COUSIN TO BRIT SHE WOULD TELL THE BITCH TO GO OFF AND BECOME A BETTER MOTHER INSTEAD OF USING BRIT FOR HER FAME SO THAT SHE CAN CLUB ALL NIGHT AND IGNORE HER KIDS!! SOME ONE NEEDS TO TELL ALI THAT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER AND THAT SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE TRAILER PARK!!

    88. amanda says – reply to this


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      alli sims is not brits cousin, also i belive she feed brit up by giving her drugs(unkowntypes) so that she could make money off the star

    89. Erin says – reply to this


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      Can anyone say photoshoped? It looks like she just got cut and pasted into the picture. Way to get some exposure, taking the classy route to the top.

    90. Marisa says – reply to this


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      wow all her friends are ugly and regarding the photo shoot pictures… nice outfit.

    91. poop says – reply to this


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      y do u keep promoting her- dont even put that leaches name on ur website. Im sure her and her hillbilly cousin love the attention u keep giving her.

    92. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      Im sorry,but why does Britney's assistant or cousin or whoever she is…need an official website? She doesn't even deserve a facebook.

    93. L says – reply to this


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      Why does she have a link to Mindy Weiss' site on her links page???

    94. Debbie says – reply to this


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      U can take the girl out the TRAILER but u can't take the trailer out of ALLI…nd BRIT 2…