How Long Until He's Back In Rehab???

Filed under: Paris Hilton > Brandon Davis

Brandon Davis - with Paris Hilton - cuts a rug at a house party in Los Angeles this past weekend.

He smells like coke and shit. Can't you smell him all the way across the Internets???

P.S. If you haven't seen it yet, then CLICK HERE to see the much talked-about photo of Brandon's burly brother, Jason Davis.

[Image via JPI Studios.]

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 1:19 pm / Email this »

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dj says – reply to this

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Fuck Paris says – reply to this

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PARIS IS A NASTY HERPE RIDDLED SLUT!
ew says – reply to this

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paris hiltons feet look nasty/weird
William says – reply to this

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he's nasty looking
jenny says – reply to this

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3rd
lol says – reply to this

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nice legs/knees.

Slag.
Jen says – reply to this

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Wonky eyed herpe having mess!
fdgdf says – reply to this

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***********sue the fat perrez!!!!**********

TAKE THAT GIRLS EMAIL OFF UR SITE U IDIOT!!!!!!!!****************
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m15 says – reply to this

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I thought he was one the friends that Paris "cut out of her life"?? I guess some things never change…
a says – reply to this

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ew!
perez loverrrr says – reply to this

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firsttttt
buttybutt says – reply to this

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that is a cute dress but that guy is nasty
Jessie says – reply to this

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Ugh, Paris's legs are atrocious.
LV says – reply to this

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Talk about greasy bear!
Just_Cruel says – reply to this

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DAYUMMM FOR THIS GUY BEING SO "RICH" YOU'D THINK HE CAN AFFORD A SHOWER AND SOME SHAMPOO IN THAT GREASY ASS HAIR.

HOW PATHETIC………HE'S LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE THE STINKY FIRE CROTCH HE WAS BOASTING ABOUT…………………………..

ANYONE ELSE SMELL THAT??????? (bitter beer face)
james says – reply to this

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I'd do him in a minute
amanda says – reply to this

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SICK BITCH,LOVE HER
natalie says – reply to this

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He's so gross.
bobdman says – reply to this

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Hey Paris, how's the Bible reading and all the charity going? Started that halfway house for wayward women yet? It warms my heart when honorable people like you turn your life around and begin to help others. SKANK !!!
Stumpy says – reply to this

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Wow - Paris has thunder-calves
Moriah says – reply to this

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It looks like th Paris wanna-be chick.. I tote thought that's who it was at first. Interesting.
Burt says – reply to this

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Perez, we're going to remake Deliverance and we'd like to cast you as Bobby Trippe. You in?
alena says – reply to this

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There is more than one internet????
You ppl who type these posts must be half braindead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rayn says – reply to this

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I thought she said she changed? and knew who her true friends were? now shes still hanging out with mc greasy? gross. hes a fat sweaty mess. if she "changed" and was truly enlightened she woulda defff dumped this friend. not that i like ms. lohan but it takes a certain kinda "classy" guy to call a girl a fire crotch. grossssss. hilton and mc greasy should give a few mil to the aids foundation since they prob have spread it.
d says – reply to this

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and shes never done a drug in her life. riiighhtttt
Did Hugh Hefners 17yr Old Son Commit Rape Last Week? says – reply to this

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It has been widely reported a sexual assault was investigated last week at the Mid Summers Night at the Playboy mansion. The target of the investigation was a 17 yr old male. Exactly how many 17 yr old males get access to the mansion during parties where the booze flow freely? Now the victim can't remember what happened. PEREZ THIS IS A REAL STORY. Not like most of the shit you work on
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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Paris looks out of it here. Is hanging with that freak her idea of charity work? I really wanted to believe her when she said she changed…
nicole :) says – reply to this

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Fat Elvis lives!
Just_Cruel says – reply to this

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DID I MENTION THIS GUY IS CUT OFF FROM HIS FAMILIES MONEY?????

JUST THOUGHT I'D THROW THAT IN……………………………………LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ says – reply to this

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Perez is the only one obscessed w/Gummy Bear - cuz Gummy Bear kicked his ASS!
Sarah says – reply to this

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Is that the real Paris or the imposter? Why does the jawline look more squared like that imposter chick's?
m15 says – reply to this

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I think it's the "fake Paris" too!!
Chamsey says – reply to this

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Ewww, look at Paris's legs, gross. And why does she still hang out with that loser, Perez you should be ashamed to put such a nobody (and his brother) on your page, grosss
JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this

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Bitch has got some fugyl legs! Looks like those of my 75 year old grandma! Ouch!!!
Muneera says – reply to this

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EEEw at paris
Brandon is cute =)
Janine says – reply to this

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what the hell is up with his "neck" …??? HE HAS NO NECK!! it's like his head and a pound or two of skin that goes around to his back. what gives???
Your Mamma says – reply to this

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I think Brandon and his brother should be allowed to find their own way just like any other young people, out of the unforgiving, demonizing criticism of the harsh celeb media glare. I also think they're both very nice looking guys.
Everyone grows into their future eventually; some just in moneyed circles, but it's still difficult finding yourself. They seem like they could be fun, hence their high profile friends. If they're tacky and rude, ppl will tune them in or out, and the repercussions will bite them in the as* just like anyone else, thus they'll learn that a few manners diplomacy gets them further, eventually.
Brian says – reply to this

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what's that smell from my screen…ah yes, Brandon.

p u
Jennifer says – reply to this

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What is with Paris's FEET?? I know they're size 11 but eeeeyuck, they look like last night's picked over chicken from KFC.
mickeylovesminnie says – reply to this

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LOL ITS SO FUNNY HOW JEALOUS PEREZ IS OF ANYBODY WHO IS CLOSE TO PARIS HILTON………….HE SOOOOOOOOOOO WISHES HE COULD BE THEM!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
heyyall says – reply to this

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WTF is this guy always sweating? Does he have a glandular problem? Poor bastard.
qt196 says – reply to this

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he's gettin' fat just like his disgusting brother
HE'S the firecrotch!
gianluca says – reply to this

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IS BETTER JENNIFER LOPEZ….. HOW OLD ARE PARIS ? 75?
Star says – reply to this

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So glad Paris has cut all of those "bad people" out of her life! Loser!
heb says – reply to this

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What a slimy couple, when are they getting married.
Nikki says – reply to this

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Does anyone else see the resemblance between him and Elvis??
Christine says – reply to this

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY??????

ARE HER LEGS MELTING??????????????????
MV says – reply to this

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The Davis brothers are starting to look eerily similar
MV says – reply to this

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this guy makes late-Elvis look like Lance Armstrong
Gin rummy says – reply to this

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Oh Paris, still smoking weed, hanging around with losers, still lying, still using the bible, dogs, and babies to look cute. You're over honey. NEXT!
Nancy says – reply to this

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He looks all bloated and sweaty, just like Elvis did right before he croaked!
Kristy says – reply to this

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he looks gross! ew. luv paris but not here. that's not hot bitch!
rocco says – reply to this

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Paris has some nasty legs and big webbed feet.
Kristine says – reply to this

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Uh…that's not Paris. That's her look-alike!
me says – reply to this

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where is Hunter from the simple life? am i the only one who wanted them to be together??
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alicen says – reply to this

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I thought post jail Paris wasn't going to surround herself with BAD company…
ripzippy says – reply to this

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You know he could be totally hot if he worked out and had that personality bypass reversed. But, he will always be a fat greasy fuckbag because he can. Let's face it, he has billions in his family and there are plenty of bitches that will that that whale climb on top of them for that kind of money… just ask Paris!
bee gee lover says – reply to this

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He needs a big gold medallion on a rope chain to go with that puffy chest hair.
eeeeuuuuwwww!!!!
Big City says – reply to this

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paris should stick to heels. she is all torso with these stubby bendy unflattering legs. those flats just accentuate these handicaps.

brandon continues to look like he just got out of a sweaty gang bang and facials from a circle jerk.
santeriagirl85 says – reply to this

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What about Paris and Entourage's Adrian Grenier out and about in Malibu as well?? I was surprised to see those pics on Yahoo, but not on here??
Nicholas says – reply to this

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ewww! That guy is fat! Fat nasty and gross! He has enough money to get surgery so why won't he?
jess says – reply to this

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brandon is well on his way to being a fat fuck like his brother!
ljg says – reply to this

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I'm really sorry but she looks totally tranny to me all the damn time Yuck!
gay in Dubai says – reply to this

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have coke lets fuck

i heard it a million times before since i was 15.
Walt says – reply to this

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Who cares about rehab? Why can't people just overdose and die these days? Would this thing really be missed?
paris hater says – reply to this

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Brandon is a fat , smelly , sweaty , cock knocking grease ball ( someone get the boy a towel and some soap ) he has a face I wouldnt tire of kicking !! as for the slut hes with well what can I say they deserve each other I wish them both painfull deaths . preferably asap . shes had more pricks than a second hand dart board ( not to mention how many paris has had )
Muffy says – reply to this

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Why can't Paris hang around with people that aren't so (kinda, sorta, maybe) gross… What happened to Stavros Nachos w/cheese?
Jeff says – reply to this

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I was hoping that Paris Hilton, our Tabloid Favorite, our Hotel Heiress, hated by all for who she is(rich,white,and frivolous) had dumped that creepy trust fund wastril late last year, after he(and she with him) were denied entrance to a night club in September of 06.

I sure wish Paris had learned something over that incident.
But Paris learns and changes baby steps, so,
ALL OF YOU, GIVE HER SOME TIME!
Jeff says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton, he is a freak with green hair.
He is a bug living off other people's crumbs.
Before the Internet, his kind were digging thru the garbage cans of Hollywood stars, looking for whatever bits of trash he could sell to the tabloids for a cheap buck.
He still is a trash collector, just by other means, and he is a parasite.
sydney says – reply to this

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DAAAAAAAAMN she has got some nasty legs! Even MY legs look better than that…she needs to put those away!!
lmc says – reply to this

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You think Brandon looks bad? Your beloved Paris looks like the stoner she is!
yomama says – reply to this

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HE'S GETTIN' FAT TOO!!!!
lily says – reply to this

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omg look at her legs are they fake???? if they're not then they're so disgusting!!!
pierce says – reply to this

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Brandon Davis looks like he has bad breath.
Mellie says – reply to this

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What a gene pool.
Peekaboo says – reply to this

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Eeeew! He looks like a dirty old man!
winehouse's shorts says – reply to this

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Standing beside that SKANKmakes him look cute by comparison!!
blonde chef says – reply to this

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do you think the davis boy's soak themselves in butter every day? that is only explanation i can think of for there overall greasiness!
kiki says – reply to this

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Brandon looks alot better than Paris!!!! Meow!
Cameron says – reply to this

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How long ’til Paris has knee plastic surgery? In the works. . . . She's falling apart in all ways.
Chicken & Biscuits says – reply to this

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Davis looks like Elvis when he was big & fat
Paris Swallows says – reply to this

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Please go away!!
missie says – reply to this

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omg her feet look so viney and scary!!
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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A match made in Herpes heaven!! When is the last time you saw any A lister photographed next to that skank. It' pretty amazing when you are too much of a fake whore even for Hollywood. Can't wait until she opens the halfway house she promised on Larry King.
Hash says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww….
that's nasty….
And to be photo'd with him?
What a dumb ass….
kimmeh says – reply to this

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ewwww paris' legs look nasty. get some lipo or cellulite cream or something girl!
Me says – reply to this

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Uhm…seriously..whats up with Paris' legs and feet. And men find this woman(?) attractive???? Uhm…no.
QUEEN T says – reply to this

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PARIS? I THOUGHT THAT WAS GRAMMA. OH JUST HER LEGS. AND I THOUGH ELVIS DIED? OR IS THIS SOMEONE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM IN HIS OVERWEIGHT DAYSS…..OOOOOOH HOLLYWOODS REALLY GLAM NOWA DAYS. HOLLYWOOD- "THE NEW ALABAMA."
Slade says – reply to this

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Paris' legs look gross
paris is a dude says – reply to this

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paris looks ROUGH AS HELL from top to bottom, like always.
Mel says – reply to this

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K I LUV PARIS W ALL MY HEART BUT Y THE FUK DOES SHE LOOK SO SHORT AND STUMPY ALL OF A SUDDEN…EWW HAS SHE GAINED WEIGHT??
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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MY GIRLFRIEND FUCK HIM & SHE SAID HE HAS A LITTLE SKINNY ONE!
Sweetie says – reply to this

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Did those two ever date? Or have they always just been friends??
Sharla says – reply to this

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I guess you can't teach an old slut new tricks.
pink pink says – reply to this

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Two fucked up crack whores- it's a match made in heaven! I don't understand what the big deal about him…he's not even that good-looking. Paris' old lady veiny feet, zomg.
Meg says – reply to this

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Ewww..They should bot hook up. They deserve eachother. They are both just as ugly and just as tacky and just as cheap.
K says – reply to this

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Wait…so Fat Elvis is the good-looking brother? I wanna dive right into the oil-slicked deep end of that gene pool.
ml says – reply to this

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He looks like a fat, sweaty Elvis.
katie says – reply to this

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paris kicks ass