K-Fed's Attorney: On The Record
Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is speaking out about the court summons served to Britney Spears's fake cousin, Alli Sims, this past weekend.
K-Fed-'s attorney tells TV's Extra:
“Kevin is very serious about the case he’s filed.” He continued, “I can tell you that we believe she [Alli] has been around the environment where the kids are…she’s been around and witness to many things. The deposition subpoena requires her to be cross examined by me in front of the court reporter and that’s just one step in preparing our case.”
It's getting good!
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The Britney Spears Song
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Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'."
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"You keep sayin',
That I need to stay home nights,
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You keep layin' all your advice on me,
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When I'm playin',
You watch everything I do,
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Just quit payin'
All your attention to me.
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My brutes don't like your stalkin',
You paparazzi zoo,
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And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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You keep layin'
In wait to stab me in the back,
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You keep me smellin'
Like somethin' less than a rose,
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You keep sayin'
I'm a train that's jumped off it's tracks,
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You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes,
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My brutes don't like your gawkin',
And takin' pictures too,
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And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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You keep choosin'
Photos that make me look sleazy,
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You say I'm losin'
All my looks and my fame,
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You think bein' a party girl is easy,
If I look dumb I'm holdin' you to blame,
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My brutes aren't made for talkin',
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That's not what they do,
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But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!"
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give him the kidz
oh myy………
Give K-Fed the kids!!
The Perez Hilton Song
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Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz."
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He's the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
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Perez gets -
All the website hits!
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He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
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He gives fits,
Telling on their slips.
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When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He's a Queen with Aces!
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Those in the know all go to his website,
To see the stars that just can not act right,
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Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
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Shows their naughty bits,
Getting all the hits.
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5th!
FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT……FUCK THEM BOTH! BRITT IS A FUCKING WACK JOB AND K-FED IS JUST AFTER SOME MORE $$$….WORK K-FED AND PLZ DONT MAKE ANYMORE RECORDS
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OOOOh, bringin the nastiness!
KFED IS AMAZING
Alli is probably just as big a mess as her employer. I cannot believe he will have much difficulty obtaining full physical custody.
am sooooooooo sick of everyone hatin on Britney. You ppl are just jealous that you dont have her looks or talent that all. She is an author, actress and award winning awesome singer and entertainer!!!!!
Her vioce is like an angel and she can dance real good too!!!! Britney is an greaaatttttt role model for the youth of amaerica,she shows us what hard work,dedication and talent will do, she is real pretty too. She is always dressed fashionable and trendy too.
People who talk bad about her are just jealous, like how in school all the ugly fat ppl hate on the cheerleaders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney Spears is such an icon and history will show how she will be known as like the most talented person in the last 50 yrs and stuff!!!!!!
I am good friends with Britney and she is a really really awesome mommy to her sons, she plays trucks and legos with them all the time. Kevin is a bad man and the truth will come out soon about how he is using her really really alot!!!!!!!!
You are just mad because brit is prettier than you and she can sing, she is rich to, more richer than you can be. Do you know how many records she has sold???? ALOT OK!!!!!!!!
Stop being mean to someone who is soooooooooooo soooooooooooo sooooooooooo sweet please, she doesnt desirve this hatingness!!!!
MY FRIEND IS A NICE AWESOME GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin is just out to get her money cause she is rich and he is not, he is not a good daddy ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney will soon show everyone just how HOT she still is
HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
am sooooooooo sick of everyone hatin on Britney. You ppl are just jealous that you dont have her looks or talent that all. She is an author, actress and award winning awesome singer and entertainer!!!!!
Her vioce is like an angel and she can dance real good too!!!! Britney is an greaaatttttt role model for the youth of amaerica,she shows us what hard work,dedication and talent will do, she is real pretty too. She is always dressed fashionable and trendy too.
People who talk bad about her are just jealous, like how in school all the ugly fat ppl hate on the cheerleaders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney Spears is such an icon and history will show how she will be known as like the most talented person in the last 50 yrs and stuff!!!!!!
I am good friends with Britney and she is a really really awesome mommy to her sons, she plays trucks and legos with them all the time. Kevin is a bad man and the truth will come out soon about how he is using her really really alot!!!!!!!!
You are just mad because brit is prettier than you and she can sing, she is rich to, more richer than you can be. Do you know how many records she has sold???? ALOT OK!!!!!!!!
Stop being mean to someone who is soooooooooooo soooooooooooo sooooooooooo sweet please, she doesnt desirve this hatingness!!!!
MY FRIEND IS A NICE AWESOME GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEVIN IS MONEY HUNGERY
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Mr. Kaplan nose job is awful. Is he trying to hide the fact he is a Jew?
It's pretty sad that we all agree that K-Fed will be a better parent than Britney.
Either way, those kids are fucked.
P.S. - Shout out to "The Crew" You know who you are.
i HATE HIM SO MUCH!
we really should just ship tater tot and french fry off to africa and let another, hopefully more sane, celebrity adopt them…
K-Fed is trash. He only cares about the money!
First off, can anyone who actually comments on these things type in complete, coherent sentences? Second, since when has everyone been on K-Fed's side? Have we forgotten so quickly how big a white trash money hungry skeeze bag he is? Granted I think Britney is falling apart herself, but at least she has the staff and the money to make sure those children are well taken care of. And so what if she goes out partying at night? It's NIGHT TIME for Christ's sake..the children are sleeping! Give the girl a break…she is a celebrity..her lifestyle is not and will never be that of a regular person. Sheesh.
Isn't K-Fed the one who said he would never put his children in the public eye and that he is very private when it comes to them…. yeah, sure, this is DEFINITELY proving his point. Note the sarcasm. He knows that knocking Britney up… twice… was one of the best things that has ever happened to him because he's got a free meal ticket for life. HE'S THE REASON SHE HAS LOST IT! And I really believe this is all post partum depression… she had two kids in such a short period of time and then this stuff started happening. Lynne Spears is just in on all of this so she can see her grandchildren against her daughter's wishes. How is she ever going to forgive her mother now after what she is pulling against her? And to think about all Britney has freakin done for her and the rest of the family. And yet Lynne's looking like a saint… yeah right, I'm not buying it at all.
1) The first posts crack me up
I'm not hating because I'm jealous. I just a baby 5 weeks ago and I look better than her….
2) Sooooo not jealous of Britney! She's gotten chunky from having kids and drinking too much and she is NOT attractive like she used to be. I've never been fat, and was a cheerleader in high school too
3) She doesn't have any talent. MAYBE a while back she did, but she has done NOTHING worthwhile for a loooong time.
Honestly, I think K-Fed got lucky that Brit went all nuts in front of the whole world, cause otherwise no judge would even entertain giving him full custody of those kids. He's no father of the year, he just has a smart lawyer that's been telling him to stay out of the public eye. If Britney had never fired her manager and publicist none of this would be happening
Perez -
Quit pimping this lawyer. You mention his name every freakin' day. Does he pay you a retainer like Paris?
And tell him to get a new picture!
Oh my god #13 and #14…..I'm not here to hate on Britney, but come on, her voice is NOT like an angel. It's terrible!!! She's a good performer but she is NOOOOOOTTTTTTR
she is horrific. horrendous. im soooooooo much hotter. if only i had a mental illness, gained some weight, and had absolutely no talent at all, maybe i could become famous too!!! then, as the single mom that i am, i could actually afford to finish college and raise my son…
ahhh, screw that, id buy booze instead!
no, seriously, what im saying is that i would give ANYTHING to have the money that britney does and be able to give my kids the world. she seems like an ungreatful little bitch, and for that, im no fan.
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Kevin just wants the kids for the money.
Kevin better get those kids quick
Someone needs to get rid of this famous parasite PRONTO. I HATE THIS GUY….
this guy is a joke
GO KEVIN! I hope you get 100% custody of your boys!
This is your chance to shine! Do yourself a favor and stop trying to be some wigger rapper. I loved your performance on CSI, but as a rapper you look like an idiot. Ditch the lyrics about getting high and how much you spend on your bling. Stick with acting! Saint K-Fed all the way!
YOU KNOW HE READS THIS BLOG!!!
Mark Kaplan is a scumbag lawyer who goes after wealthy celebrity dollars by playing dirty. You know who else he has represented? NO?? Remember Chris Judd??? J-Lo's ex-loser of a husband who was a poor dancer before he married her?? Yeah. That guy. And Mark Kaplan was his lawyer. It's his bag baby. He helps losers bleed their ex wives' bank accounts so they can keep living "the life" without being a real man.
He is sneaky and cruel and has been sending people to plant stories in the tabs for months, so he can use them against Brit in court. He advised K-Fed to stay away out of the public eye, so he could look squeaky clean in court. Just wait until after the dust settles. You'll see K-Fed out on the town boozing it up 10 times as much as Brit.
Give the kids to Lynne!
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This fucktard would not even have the money to hire a lawyer if it wasn't for a divorce settlement.
First of all I think FedEx is staight up stupid. He is seriouslty trying to be scandalous so he can get his fame through Brit. and it is working
First of all FedEx is stupid. He is just trying to be scanalous so he can get his fame through Brit. He is straight up WHACK!
I WANT 2 B THE COURT REPORTER
I WANT 2 B THE COURT REPORTER
I WANT 2 B THE COURT REPORTER
I WANT 2 B THE COURT REPORTER
kFedEx is still a loser. i am still rallying for Brit
TO BRIT-BRIT'S FRIEND……..IF YOU WERE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND THEN YOU WOULD TELL HER TO GROW UP AND BE A FUCKING PARENT TO HER KIDS AND QUIT BEING A WHITE TRASH WHORE THAT SHE TRULY IS…..SHE CAN'T SING….FILTERS……SHE IS NOT CUTE…..ANYMORE…..AND SHE SURE AS FUCK CANNOT ACT…DID YOU SEE CROSSROADS?….AND WHAT IS SHE AN AUTHOR OF HOW TO BE A GOOD MOM?. PLEASE SHE IS TO WORRIED WHOSE DICK IS GONNA BE IN HER MOUTH AT NIGHT…..AND BELIEVE ME NOBODY IS JEALOUS………..WE JUST ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT THE TRUE BRITNEY HAS COME OUT AND WE ARE ENJOYING WATCHING HER DIG HER OWN GRAVE…BEYATCH!!!!
Perez, this is disgusting. We are talking about the lives of two little boys and their parents. There is nothing good about it. I am checking out.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$ MONEY ME LOVE YOU MONEY!!!! UHHH I MEAN SHAUNY AND OTHER BABY. YO DADDY LOVES YOU HE REALLY LOVES YOU OH MONEY, MONEY, OH MONEY, MONEY$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
”k-fed, k-fed, relly rocks Im so hot, i give myself a boner, heey that rocks, boner rymes with money$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. ”God im so DAMM GREAT i could be president. Im so hot too, GOD i do myself if my dick was long enougf” ”Hell no im horny, i guess i'll settle for the dog to lick penut butter of my !@#&*!#@$, and my ass HOLE!!!! ”oh, britney britney, yahhhhh oh britney, britney yahhhh how crazy r u ,to let mee knock u upppp!!!! I must confece, i only did yah to knock you uuuppp ahhhh, but i still must belive how rich all beeee, thanks to you uuuu i'll hit ya baby one more time(if you know what i mean)” Baby 3 make me mo money ooooouuuuuuaaaahhh.” GOLD PURE GOLD, THIS ONE WILL SELL FUR SHURE”
Kevin only wants Britney to pay him child support, cz that white boy has no f***ing talent.
Let her go to rehab and get her shit straight. fuck kevin, ugly ass motherfucker.