Keeping The Babies Edumacated

Filed under: Angelina Jolie

Can you imagine being one of the many children of Angelina Jolie and Bradley Pitt?

The pressure!

Mommy is raising her kids to be perfect little blobs.

On Sunday, the actress and humanitarian took her eldest, Maddox, to a Borders book store in Chicago.

Hopefully she threw in some Mad-Libs and coloring books in addition to Foucault and Kant!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:58 pm / Email this »

See All 125 Comments

125 comments to “Keeping The Babies Edumacated”

More comments: [1] 2 »

Emobacca says – reply to this

1

Awesome tits
First says – reply to this

2

First~~~~~ YEAH
chels says – reply to this

3

FIRST
... says – reply to this

4

He walks!?
lulu says – reply to this

5

First biotch
beefy says – reply to this

6

15th - old news and boring to boot.
Kristine says – reply to this

7

Whats with her zombie legs? Her ankles look creeeepy.

…She's still gorgeous.
third says – reply to this

8

third
EMILIO says – reply to this

9

XQ LE LAMES TANTO EL CULO A ANGELINA JOLLIE???!!!!!!

NADIE TE QUIERE PEREZ!!!!! XD
PEREZ ROCKS says – reply to this

10

FUCK YOU PEREZ!!! DON'T START THE BASHING THAT CAN DESTROY YOU!
Brangelina says – reply to this

11

If youre a Brangelina fan:

www.l4atb.blogspot.com

Love for all things brangelina site!
heb says – reply to this

12

Not digging the Mohawk on him anymore. I thought he was looking much cuter with the longer hair.
Joyce says – reply to this

13

She's got old lady feet…eeewwwww
love says – reply to this

14

www.l4atb.blogspot.com
stickaforkinher says – reply to this

15

good mommies buy books & dont put soda in babies bottles
sara says – reply to this

16

Hey does anyone know where I can buy Clemence Saint Preux's album Mes Jours here in California? Amazon doesn't have it and I've looked everywhere else I can think of on the web.
mama scarlett says – reply to this

17

he is the cutest kid ever
tom says – reply to this

18

Maddox was an only child for so many years, then he suddenly has three siblings, and a homeless hobo fucking his mom. He is so psyched!
M&M says – reply to this

19

OH MGD,she loos so skinny! she makes me feel hungry.
ANGIESPOON says – reply to this

20

Nice push up bra…
Nicole says – reply to this

21

Love her and brad…I dont care what anyone says that is one amazing family
Emmanuel Kant fan says – reply to this

22

props, perez, for referencing the greatest intellect of all the great philosophers - emmanuel Kant. well done. i'm quite certain if you mentioned his name in front of your well educated heiress she's look at you with a blank gloss over her wonk eye and say: what did you call me? and then start giggling as she took another toke from the marihuana joint while trying to say "i'm a business woman", "i don't do drugs", and the giggling would be ceaseless. lmao
amy says – reply to this

23

Oh well, god forbid she buy her children books. Much better to raise illiterate children right?
You're an idiot.
Please eat says – reply to this

24

Eat a pork chop.
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

25

Awww P, they look cute and the kids aren't going to be blobs. What's wrong with educating your children?
lb says – reply to this

26

HA! She looks just like Olive Oyl in this pic.
I wanna meet them! says – reply to this

27

Damn! So that's where they were yesterday! I was hoping navy pier but no such luck…
Lulu_LaRue says – reply to this

28

F@#K! I want her to adopt me.
SHARshar says – reply to this

29

I LOVE HER ..SHE JUST NEEDS TO GAIN A LIL WIEGHT
Hyde says – reply to this

30

Why do they insist on a mohawk for that kid's hair? STUPID.
betduke says – reply to this

31

She is trying to look more kid friendly after the war themed party. The next party themes will be: Kill, Diego, Kill for Pax, Dora the Executioner for Shiloh and Spongebomb Squarepants for Zahara.
Jello says – reply to this

32

Nice padded bra. We all know she's as titless as Keira Knightly lately.
myst says – reply to this

33

#24 - Emmanuel Kant fan says:

props, perez, for referencing the greatest intellect of all the great philosophers - emmanuel Kant. well done. i’m quite certain if you mentioned his name in front of your well educated heiress she’s look at you with a blank gloss over her wonk eye and say: what did you call me? and then start giggling as she took another toke from the marihuana joint while trying to say “i’m a business woman”, “i don’t do drugs”, and the giggling would be ceaseless. lmao

^^^^^^

that was funny! you made my day.
catty says – reply to this

34

since her body looks like a stick can those tits be for real?
SHARshar says – reply to this

35

MAYBE BRIT BRIT SHOULD LEARN A LIL FROM THIS GREAT WOMAN
Jen says – reply to this

36

She looks a hot fucking mess! Hard to believe that this is the same lady that used to get all the boys and girlies all hot and heavy!

Bitch needs to eat
Cheryl says – reply to this

37

We love her!….Ange for president..lol..
Amy says – reply to this

38

OMG! That's me in the green dress!!! I made Perezhilton.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SG says – reply to this

39

does he have a "tattoo" on his right arm? lol gangsta
fran says – reply to this

40

I know why Angie won't marry Brad - He's a homeless hobo and she is in the process of adopting him! He's the fifth orphan!
Shiloh is an orphan because she is so neglected by the parents she might as well be an orphan.
sarou says – reply to this

41

she looks so skiny..look at her ankles..her face look like an 20 years old woman but her body look like an 80 years old woman.aless she know what to wear.and she's gourgeous like always.
angel says – reply to this

42

Angie is a wonderful mom, unlike the mess that is britney. She actually love spending time with her kids.
philmeup says – reply to this

43

Wow perez. Very surprised you know who foucault is….good work, but kant is tediously boring….maybe angelina bought maddox some foucault and some derrida.maybe even some judy butler??..but kant? How boring
Stephanie says – reply to this

44

CUSTODY OF BRIT BRITS KIDS GOES TO BRANDGELINA……

well they don't have one ADOPTED from North America… why not "SAVE" 2???
mcnama says – reply to this

45

Can't really be mad at her (except for the whole not eating enough thing) cause despite being in all the magazines and everywhere else in the media, she never seems annoyed to have her pic taken. She just always seems so carefree..must be the multi-million bank account she shares with Brad.
Christine says – reply to this

46

Every picture of her holding Shiloh… she never smiles. Poooor little girl. I guess when you get to pick out the ones you want, you like them better.
Mynda says – reply to this

47

Hey Perez - maybe, just maybe, she likes books too. Ya ever think of that one ya fat greasy edumacted reject?
someone says – reply to this

48

You would think that with all her money she could afford a skirt that fits. Does she think if its too big the public will think she gained weight? She looks terrible, and why is she wearing a long sleeved sweater? I heard it was 95 degrees in chicago.
Lover, fighter says – reply to this

49

Look, I love la Santa Angelina as much as anyone, and have total respect for the way she lives her life and raises her kids, but let's be honest — she and Bradley are not what you would call geniuses. I doubt they have ever read Foucault and Kant or that they could understand them if they did. Samantha Power, maybe. The smartest part about Angelina is that she admits she has a lot to learn about foreign policy and humanitarian issues.
hahaha says – reply to this

50

Maddox looks more and more like that Japanese girl Jolie used to date. Is that why she adopted him?
pero says – reply to this

51

Long sleeves, 95 degrees??
She's kept up her self-admitted CUTTING habit!
The sleeves hides the slashes and scars, duh.
I feel sorry for her now, but also for the kids. Who needs an anorexic cutter as a mom? what will they learn from her?
aimee mcd says – reply to this

52

you are such a sack of shit. you think that kid is not old enough to read you dumb shit. you must be the loneliest fat fuck on the earth, and have the lowest self esteem in the world. you are talking shit about her because she took him to a book store?? i think she is a great mom and a great person. she does more humanitarian work than alot of celebs, she's not a useless piece of slut trash like most of the little bitches who are famous now. i love her!
b says – reply to this

53

That rack has to be store bought… she has gone up 2 - 3 cups sizes from the day before. You can fake curves in this pic, but you can't fake the lack of them in yesterdays.
Beulah Mae says – reply to this

54

aacckk!! That's the Olive Oyl outfit!!!!!!!!! So perfect (except she's got cans for days)
MK says – reply to this

55

i work at a bookstore, and that blue and yellow book looks identical to a book called THE GOLDEN COMPASS
Eye Opener says – reply to this

56

AHHHH KARMA IS A BITCH!!

What happen to the "world's sexiest woman"??

SHE LOOKS LIKE CRAP!! MORE AND MORE EVERYDAY HER GUILT IS TEARIG HER APART!!

Go Brad, flee while you can! You had no problem walking out on your marriage, why should you worry about walking out on this!! Kids??
GET A GOOD NANNY!! Your kids will appreciate being around normal good looking people who make them laugh and ain't busy screwing women and cutting themselves up!!

Sexy must be a pain in the croin, banging up against that "blue bone"!! Must hurt the hell out of you, if your still interested in getting any!!

GO BACK TO MALIBU - PEACE AWAITS YOU BY THE NAME OF JENNIFER ANISTON!! YOUR SOULMATE!

And am sure the good old guys you hung out with and had fun with - will agree! Your too young to end your career being 2nd bannana!!

Angelina's feet and body look DISGUSTING! And St. John's, get a new model, she makes your clothes look shitty!!! Wouldn't wear it - even if I got em free, I would still burn em!!

Man she must be even more DISGUSTING naked, eh Brad???

Jennifer was and still is sexier and BETTER for you than this biology experiment called ANGIE!!

Hate to be mean, but she is a FAKE, LESBIAN, DRUGHEAD, WHO BOUGHT HER KIDS FROM PEOPLE WHO NEEDED THE MONEY!!

Instead of buying homes all over the F'n world! She should donate homes to the poor!! Yeah she did alot, but when your "passionate" about something, you ensure that you enjoy te simple pleasures in life, such as one stable home environment!! WELL I GUESS SHE KNEW BEING AN AMBASSADOR OF THE U.N. WOULD PREVENT NECESSARY DRUG TEST TO ADOPT???
Laura says – reply to this

57

Is it just me or does she have REALLY big feet? Maybe they just look big becasue she is so skinny now? I dont know.
ROBERT says – reply to this

58

Oh My God HE IS WALKING! I think this bitch reads all the bloggers and then act accordingly. Holding Shilow, making the older kids walk, etc, etc. Now she must stop taking heroin.
Jake_G says – reply to this

59

The kid can read? Well someone has to be able to read mama's oxycontin script.
Eyes closed? says – reply to this

60

Gosh….angry much….
mari says – reply to this

61

loves the girl in the back taking a picture on her camera phone.
MUAH says – reply to this

62

She looks really pretty there!
Eli says – reply to this

63

Can you compare this photo to the Olive Oyl picture? They're wearing almost the exact same outfit - red shirt and dark skirt. Hilarious.
Ash says – reply to this

64

HAHA! Now she really looks like Olive! lol!
Daniela says – reply to this

65

wow…shes actually wearing something other than black of beige!!
Mother Earth says – reply to this

66

Miss World should really buy a couple re-usable bags!

I thought she was into saving the world!!! I would like to see her taking care of our earth on re-usable bag at a time!
southxx says – reply to this

67

PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!! PERFECT MOTHER!!!!
Alice says – reply to this

68

I have never been a fan of hers and never will be but I can't believe some of the comments on here and how quickly people have turned. So she lost some weight, that happens when you are busy doing something besides sitting on your ass watching tv. She'll gain it back and you losers will be drooling all over her again.
katherine says – reply to this

69

I live in the great city of Chicago. I'm interested to know how Brangelina feel about the Chi. I've noticed, in pics, that they aren't mobbed by paparazzi and fans- they actually have space to walk! Hopefully they appreciate the midwestern hospitality and Brad enjoys our city's remarkable architecture!
Maddox says – reply to this

70

make up your mind "nice rack" or angelarexic. perez, u suck
myspace.com/clone13 says – reply to this

71

the critique of pure reason was sold out so little maddox got beyond good and evil by neitzche
jen says – reply to this

72

angelina's awesome. i want her to be my mommy. i dont like my current mother.
Rick Pardo says – reply to this

73

She is, and has always been a conniving c**t, who's also a drug addict and certifiable NUTBAR.

The only thing that's changed is a perfectly orchestrated PR job designed to make us believe she's the 21st century Joan of Arc.
YumYum says – reply to this

74

Fake rack. Those are fake boobs- FOOBS-probably saline but could be silicone. Not breasts. Pretend breasts. Keep it real.
Ryan says – reply to this

75

Ha ha….the bag says "BONERS" which is what I get whenever I see Angie. Keep fasting sweetie!
Sandy says – reply to this

76

maddie's haircut is soooo white trash
k3lly says – reply to this

77

i like that hot bitch in the back bein smart & takin a pic lol
Paula says – reply to this

78

#76 - Ok Angelina, I'm convinced… you read Perez Hilton.com and you post messages pretending to be a fan… Please stop, eat a meal, spend some time with Shiloh and be a good mommy… You don't need to convince anyone else how much you love for your egotistical self.
bobbie says – reply to this

79

i spot a moleskin!
ROCKABILLI says – reply to this

80

dude, maddox totally has the pap. down. he knows to put down his head and keep on smilin***
NachosRocks says – reply to this

81

I bet one of the books was "How To Steal Another Womens Husband"
NachosRocks says – reply to this

82

I bet the book she picked was " How To Steal Another Womens Husband"
bitch says – reply to this

83

Why the f*** is she wearing a sweater? I live in Chicago and it was 90 degrees and humid on Sunday. I am the type of person who gets cold very easily but wearing a sweater in that weather is insane. She must be anorexic-don't anorexics get cold?
sabrina says – reply to this

84

I'm glad she 's coming out of a book store for a change. usually its just porn shops!!!!!
Valerie says – reply to this

85

She's a loser
Just like me
da says – reply to this

86

Perez, you deserve to be sentenced to life, my friend. It is a matter of time, anyways.

( Search Angelina and Jay Leno on Youtube. See what she looked like five years ago.)
Jetboy says – reply to this

87

What do you know about Foucault or Kant, slave?
katherine says – reply to this

88

ewww look at her feet!!!, n shes getting way too skinny
Pretty_Princess says – reply to this

89

Piggez, the only reason you know who Foucault is, is because you heard he was into gay S&M.
HAHAHA says – reply to this

90

Maybe Brad and Angie should adopt Britney's kids next.
Lucy says – reply to this

91

Somebody is writing this shit for Perez! No way he knows who Kant and Foucault are and even less chance that he's ever read them.
LM says – reply to this

92

Her legs look like sticks!
Dirty Denise says – reply to this

93

I love Angie. What a great mother, woman and mate to Brad.
janeDoe25 says – reply to this

94

Why does she always wear those horrible skirts. She dresses like my grandmother.
Rick says – reply to this

95

The look in Maddox's eyes are a tell tale of his future….a strong, primal yerning for flesh. I can not say this enough. Cannibal.
momma of 2 says – reply to this

96

she used to be cute. now shes just nasty looking. eat bitch! you look as bad as that skank ho nicole bitchie
danzqueen says – reply to this

97

She needs to go to the gym. Where is the muscle tone. her legs look hideous. Brad is a wimp. he is wimpy, not popeye.
ljg says – reply to this

98

Okay, so Angie cleaned up her act and has a life and an extended family.
What's up with her cricket-like body, anyway?
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

99

I WILL ALWAYS ADMIRE HER.
TexasChick says – reply to this

100

Anorexic with boobs (thanks to a push up bra)??? Not sure about that one Angie. Jennifer is way hotter!! Get a pedicure!

More comments: [1] 2 »

Gloria Estefan - Hotel Nacional

Time: 04:04

Added: 02/10/12

Advertising info

Time:

Added:

Time:

Added:

Time:

Added:

Time:

Added:

PerezHilton.com on Facebook

PerezHilton.com on

Send tips and contact Perez at perez@perezhilton.com!

Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!

What a relief!

To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.

The LAPD were describing the man as follows: