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"My father was a minister, so growing up we'd go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16," she told Self magazine. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, 'Dad can I have him for my birthday, please?"

- Jessica Simpson

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 5:23 pm / Email this  »
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    1. aal says – reply to this


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      her lips

    2. wastedOne says – reply to this


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      The baby woulda been better off in the dumpster than with her

    3. St.F says – reply to this


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      First..I want a baby for my bday =)

    4. yep says – reply to this


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      o.k. Jessica we get it…..you thought of it before Madonna and Angelina….it's just that you weren't old enough to adopt but you would have! But the other bitches beat you to it!!!

    5. Emily says – reply to this


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      All I can say is wow.

    6. KJC says – reply to this


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      First of all………I dont care who you are, but asking to have a baby (that isnt yours) for you birthday is pretty shallow. She obviously needs to get a reality check!!!

    7. Frank Henke says – reply to this


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      I wanna suck her tits.

    8. kelly says – reply to this


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      haha, her lips sure do look real.

    9. Shay says – reply to this


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      3rd bitches!!

    10. DANAY says – reply to this


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      I like her hair wow super nice girl muahhh

    11. Frank Henke says – reply to this


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      her lips and her tits yummy!

    12. sandra says – reply to this


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      I think she would be an amazing mommy, she has so much to offer a baby!!!!!
      she should adopt brits babies!!!!
      LOL what a skank

    13. jarvis says – reply to this


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      ding dong

    14. socal says – reply to this


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      LOL@her

    15. serious says – reply to this


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      u know Jess, babies are tiny human beings. first tell me how r ur pets, so u know for sure u know how u take care of something living.

    16. boo poo says – reply to this


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      wow- she really is a whole other level of stupid. Is this an old picture or did she pump up those lips again? She looks ridiculous

    17. Johana says – reply to this


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      WTF????!!! Is up with her lips????!!!!
      Nasty!

    18. Laury says – reply to this


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      OMG, a baby found in a dumpster???? God, this is a sick, sick world. Oh, and Jessica's father may have been a minister, but it was only a cover, everyone knows he's a sick fuck who secretly wants to have sex with his daughter.

    19. malky says – reply to this


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      …. Jessica Simpson was a dumbass when she was 16 and she's a dumbass now. I am not suprised that such a stupid person would say something so stupid and then admit it in interview. She needs to be euthanized for her own good.

    20. Bobby says – reply to this


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      God, this chick is such a has been. She will be off the STAR map in 5 years or less. She should go into PORN.

    21. Perez's Puta says – reply to this


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      Babies are not puppies, honey. Even if they are found in the dumpster….come back to reality.

    22. emily says – reply to this


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      uhm, wow.
      a baby for your 17th birthday?
      not what i would want…

    23. RG says – reply to this


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      I'd like to see the context of the whole interview. Orphanages in 3rd world countries CAN be grim places. At 16, I wouldn't expect a lot of depth - she's simply not old enough. Give her some credit: At least she SAW a human being in trouble and wanted to do something….

    24. Big City says – reply to this


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      why would she share such a gay ass comment

      babies are not collectibles

    25. Diabolical~Bitch! says – reply to this


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      I hate this dumb-ass trick!!!

    26. EVL says – reply to this


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      Buy me a baby, daddy!
      stupid buck-toothed bitch

    27. corky says – reply to this


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      she REALLY needs to lay off of the lip injections.
      Oh, and thats old news. She's talked about that before.

    28. She's a slaggy wannabe says – reply to this


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      Gormless cow. Wish she'd go away. She'll do anything to be famous and she sucks at it all. Time she just shut her fat gob and piss off.

    29. LeeLee says – reply to this


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      And next birthday I want a singing dancing midget… I can truly hear the words coming out of her mouth. Thank goodness she is okay to look at coz I really wonder if there is anything upstairs. Nick definitely traded up!!

    30. cookiepuss says – reply to this


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      oh my god , i would not trust this women with a plant

    31. UGHHHHHHHHH says – reply to this


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      This coming from a woman who doesnt know the difference between chicken and fish.?? Lawd have mercy. Give her a stuff animal and tell her it's a baby. i can bet 2 hours later it will be in the trash. Jessica. do youself a favor and dont open your mouth sit there n look fuckable.

    32. JH says – reply to this


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      WOW did you see how OLD HER HAND LOOKS?????? My grandmothers hands look better then hers. There soooo veiny, I have never seen someone her age with such UGLY OLD hands!!!

    33. Big City says – reply to this


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      her lips are way overdone in this photo

      her sick dad joe might get a fantasy or two about these come hither cocksucking lips

    34. sarou says – reply to this


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      jessica you rock, your not stupide,don't lesten to those morons

    35. Lolly says – reply to this


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      I didn't think I could hate this snatch more. I was wrong.

    36. Whatever says – reply to this


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      Slow day Perez? Anything better to post?…..really…..anything?

    37. Ms. WV says – reply to this


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      That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. She's retarded.

    38. SandyDee says – reply to this


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      Good Grief Jessica it's not a dog–it's a child. Go ahead and get one, then your nannies and all your assistants can raise it for you.

    39. sherry says – reply to this


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      Why would someone so naturally beautiful want to pump up her lips like that??

      Just goes to show that beauty os only skin deep

    40. sarou says – reply to this


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      jess is a good person with a bigg heart so go fuck your selves haters.

    41. pero says – reply to this


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      Hey Jess! Now that you are older , you can buy your own 'presents', just like Angelina Jolie!
      Just be sure to mix them up, you don't want the same color with everything in your wardrobe, now!

    42. hello? says – reply to this


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      ANYBODY KNOW IF THIS PIC IS RECENT?

    43. Scarlett says – reply to this


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      I kind of feel sorry for her - she's stuck with that weird father, and is dumb as a brick. On the one hand I wish she would just disappear and relinquish the spotlight to someone who actually deserves it, but on the other…the poor girl can't help it.

    44. chaka laka says – reply to this


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      ahhh, just wanting a kitten. she's super!!!!!!

    45. azgaybe says – reply to this


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      Does she even know how to get out of bed? She's a silly tit!

    46. Christine says – reply to this


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      WOW!!! A lot of people wondered if her 'stupidness' was just an act??? APPARENTLY NOT!!! At 16, she said, ‘Dad can I have him for my birthday, please?” She has more bubbles in her head than a bottle of Dom Perignon! Thank you Joe Simpson for releasing another idiot into the world, we REALLY didn't have enough already!!!!

    47. priscy says – reply to this


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      I think she filled her lips with babies to plump them up (her lips not the babies)

    48. scrim says – reply to this


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      another failed PR stunt? she should drop off the planet for a decade and spare us from her tacky trashiness. oh, and take her nasty sister and brit brit with her. what trainwrecks

    49. HUGE HEFNER says – reply to this


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      When she was 16, she did the MISSIONARY position with HER FATHER every summer and found a baby in the dumpster?!?!? What is wrong with this trick?!?

    50. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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      Dad can I have him for my birthday, please? Isn't this usually the question a small, immature child asks when she wants a puppy or a kitten? But, a baby??? Reciting this story now shows how immature and shallow she still is.

    51. useless broad says – reply to this


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      'My daddy was a minister'
      minister - ESPECIALLY 'Southern Baptist' = biggest bullshit artists.
      Preachers in general are bullshit manipulators ,selling a pile of pie in the sky horseshit to frail elderly people.

      Joe Simpson is a creep, but with the earring he's hip, still 'in touch wit the 'Lord', but his new minsitry is fucking his daughter in his mind. The guy is a degenerate.

      I feel sympathy for Nick, having to endure that horse shit piece of a 'father in law' - Papa Joe probably jacked off at the wedding, while thinking about his daughters cherry getting popped that night.

      I wonder who gives the better head in his imagination, busty Jessica, or lolita Ashley?

      'Reverend' Simpson was a musical director, no formal seminary training, yet it is a convenient title to claim or bestow for anyone who proclaims they are 'doing the 'Lord's' work'.

      So, someone who is pushing a broom in a church is in fact performing a 'ministry', and is therefore a 'minister'

      Three occupations that will always hide behind their jobs - Police, Priests, and Prostitutes.

    52. reanna says – reply to this


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      ok we get it now…shut up and adopt one alreaddy if you talk about it so dam much

    53. Tina says – reply to this


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      pro active really isn't working on her.

    54. jill311 says – reply to this


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      her lips are like balloons! she did some surgery this bitch!

    55. Leslie says – reply to this


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      And now her dad is a pimp.

    56. stef says – reply to this


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      doesnt she mean age SIX when she went to the orphanage, not SIXTEEN. i mean thats a little old.

    57. SPLIFF says – reply to this


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      WOW, she's just like Britney… "don't my kids make cute accessories, ya'll??"

      xoxo, Spliff

    58. Brit says – reply to this


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      looks like she stopped using proactiv…

    59. kelly says – reply to this


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      She is an idiot!!!

    60. navy wifey peters says – reply to this


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      she wouldn't know how to take care of a baby. she would feed it all the wrong things. she doesn't even know the difference between chicken and tuna!

    61. dish says – reply to this


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      When her looks go, she's f-ed

    62. via says – reply to this


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      This is so old.

    63. em says – reply to this


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      her lips look bad. and shes so dumb i cant stand her.

    64. ivan and what says – reply to this


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      she has Madonna hands… um ew!

    65. mike says – reply to this


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      she's fright. that hat and wig and those lips. couldnt be more tragic. hideous.. i also love how when she was on Leno a couple months ago, all she talked about was how she will never get her lips injected again…guess shes been hanging out with that freaked out surgery victim ken paves too much

    66. A Roth says – reply to this


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      Is hilarious how someone who trys to sound like a caring person actually comes off as sounding like a spoiled moron who thinks third world kids are a plaything/possession.

      Its a HUMAN BEING, not a stuffed animal you fucking clueless idiot Jessica.

    67. LD says – reply to this


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      You have to remember that this is the same dumb bitch who didn't know that Chicken of the Sea was tuna. Someone seriously needs to fucking boot kick this bitch in the head.

    68. EUrO says – reply to this


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      for her b-day?? it's a baby not a chicken of the sea

    69. mammagreenbuds says – reply to this


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      Isn't she like…over??? Get real with those lip injections she looks foolish, she sounds foolish, she IS foolish. Go away

    70. angel says – reply to this


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      JESSICA WILL BE A FANTASTIC MOTHER ONE DAY! SHE IS CARING & LOVING & WILL DEFINITELY NOT PULL A BRITNEY!!! JESSICA ROCKS!!!

    71. Perez is a hater and I LOVE him for it! says – reply to this


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      Wow. She's a brick. I hate her.

    72. rich says – reply to this


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      Jessica is gorgeous ………!

    73. PITSY says – reply to this


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      LOVE YA JESSICA!!!!!!

    74. Diane says – reply to this


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      I will be happy when we do not have to see or hear from her again.
      I am definitely not a fan.

    75. dilajt says – reply to this


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      stupid bitch!!!

    76. Alexandria Laurent says – reply to this


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      Jessica Simpson looks loke she has a dead animal on her head with those horrible swirling, ratty looking hair extensions. Other celebs should stop wearing them also. Whatever happened to real hair that looks healthy and shiny.

    77. SAMMY says – reply to this


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      LOVE HER!

    78. pink pink says – reply to this


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      her lips look like a bad collagen job. hair extensions=tacky.

    79. nini says – reply to this


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      She became almost popular during Newly Weds/ MTV..then slept with numerous guys and left her husband..eversince then..she's going down the drain…

      She probably thought that would be a smart move..she is too cool to handle herself on her own…Well you blew it you whore!!! You are not even pretty…your boobs are so disgusting…and your family are bunch of lowlives–esp. your Dad..a minister? wow..look what money did to you all…

    80. Bob says – reply to this


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      Does she think orphans are like dogs? What a pig.

    81. delia says – reply to this


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      pick pick pick! jessica happens to be beautiful with a bod to match and rich too! stop picking! she is all that.

    82. delia says – reply to this


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      pick pick pick! jessica happens to be beautiful with a bod to match and rich too! stop picking! she is all that.

    83. PIGGLYWIGGLY says – reply to this


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      I'D HIT IT

    84. Sandra from Canada says – reply to this


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      Some people were born in another world— explains alot.

    85. ev says – reply to this


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      that dumbass bitch.

    86. AND? says – reply to this


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      AAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

    87. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      What the hell is wrong with that?! Don't you know that White people that adopt Asian and Black babies think that they are pets? I thought everyone knew that!!! That's nothing new, sorry!!!

    88. yuck says – reply to this


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      Joe was a minister. He's also a pervert.
      He talks about his daughter's boobs in interviews.
      What a creep!!!!!!!

    89. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      Well, that's why 16 year olds are not allowed to adopt but still people look at Asian and Black babies as pets anyway so what's the freaking big deal. :lol:
      It's next best thing to having a monkey. I love how people act like they are above this but ask Madonna and Angelina how cool it is to have pet babies.

    90. BERTICE says – reply to this


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      Her hair is gorgeous but she needs to lose the porn star lips!

    91. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      Actually before we all hate maybe we should give Jennifer the benefit…..awww who the hell am I kidding? blogger #2 was right….although I hope they found her a good home with someone who's not stupid enough to pass up years and years of enjoying Nick Lachey's abs

    92. lalane says – reply to this


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      spoiled brat.

    93. Anita says – reply to this


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      For the love of God…..she is an asshole

    94. Suck my says – reply to this


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      How very magnanimous of Jessica Simpson to ask for a baby for her birthday. She asked for a baby and ended up with a lousy recording contract…

    95. Mai says – reply to this


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      Seriously? At 16 she said that? Isn't that something a 7 year old would say?

    96. froggyliza says – reply to this


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      "Oh Jessica just show me your Double D's and my little girl can have anything she wants". Wow at 16 you were even a bigger smudge of a human Wow Jessica can we have your crap surround us forever.

    97. Barbara says – reply to this


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      Okay, you're a grown up now, Jessica. If you were in any way sincere when you were 16 you can go out and adopt an infant who needs a home now. Oh, but you were thinking your mom was going to do all the work. Never mind.

    98. Shana says – reply to this


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      Is Joe Simpson sucking your d*** how come this talentless - should not even have a leg to stand on in hollywood idiot - is not subject to your daily celebrity abuse?

    99. *my2cents* says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry, even my 11 year old daughter would not be so stupid as to ask for a baby for a birthday present…at 16 years old Jessica should've know that you cannot just "get" a baby. I am hoping that this is just more of her "dumb blond" act. THIS is the kind of girl young girls look up to? I'm so glad my daughter has more depth and knows better than to idolize ignorance and irresponsibility.

    100. Emily says – reply to this


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      I hate hate hate her!

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