Quote Of The Day

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"My father was a minister, so growing up we'd go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16," she told Self magazine. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, 'Dad can I have him for my birthday, please?"

- Jessica Simpson

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 5:23 pm / Email this »

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Iknow says – reply to this

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Jessica Simpson's career continues to careen in a downward spiral. Her latest movie, Major Movie Star, won't be released theatrically in the United States. It will go straight to video. According to hollywoodrag.com, Simpson has been a nightmare to work with. "Jessica is acting like a spoiled brat," said the source. "She throws tantrums and gripes about the heat. After a week of having to tolerate her, we're all ready for her to pack her bags and hit the road." The source also claims that Simpson has hired four assistants for the movie and apparently screams at them left and right. "She went on a loud tirade, screaming at the wardrobe people because her outfit was too hot and she was sweating. She spouted the F-word like a sailor. Her F-bombs were heard practically all over the base. Everyone was mortified."
zoraya says – reply to this

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Sorry- but the girl is so gorgeous it's almost unreal, it's too bad she has no brain!
Laurel says – reply to this

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She is what I like to term a "Fucktard".
bulldogi says – reply to this

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Stupidity at is best.
SUSIE says – reply to this

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DID HER PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED???DUH IM SOOO BLONDE MY DADDY SAYS IM THE BEST FRENCH KISSER IN THE COUNTY
MRS JACKBLACK says – reply to this

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I FEEL SORRY FOR HER - SHE WAS PRETTY MUCH FAMOUS WHEN NICK WAS AROUND.
kristin marie says – reply to this

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Stop covering up your true nature with good Xtian girl. It's over since you cheated on nick with bam and all the jackass guys plus that douche bag comedian that i can't remembers name, oh yeah Dane Cook…….ugggggghhhh, plus you are a drug addict and lie about and your poppy loes your titties and brags about them interviews. I hope he still doesn't touch you.
kristin marie says – reply to this

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Stop covering up your true nature with good Xtian girl. It's over since you cheated on nick with bam and all the jackass guys plus that douche bag comedian that i can't remembers name, oh yeah Dane Cook…….ugggggghhhh, plus you are a drug addict and lie about and your poppy does your titties and brags about them interviews. I hope he still doesn't touch you. But at least you're hot I guess.That's all that matters really.
kmar says – reply to this

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Stop covering up your true nature with good Xtian girl. It's over since you cheated on nick with bam and all the jackass guys plus that douche bag comedian that i can't remembers name, oh yeah Dane Cook…….ugggggghhhh, plus you are a drug addict and lie about and your poppy does your titties and brags about them interviews. I hope he still doesn't touch you. But at least you're hot I guess.That's all that matters really.
MissKirin says – reply to this

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‘Dad can I have him for my birthday, please?'

and Daddy said "No, baby. You and your Double-D Suckers need to go on and make me… er, make YOU millions."
holden says – reply to this

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that's it. she has redeeming value. Jess - i will boycott every single thing you try to sell or appear in. you have crossed the line from harmlessly idiotic to unredeemability
holden says – reply to this

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that's it. she has no redeeming value. Jess - i will boycott every single thing you try to sell or appear in. you have crossed the line from harmlessly idiotic to unredeemability
Emma says – reply to this

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It doesn't look like she's been using much Proactiv!
it is what it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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That hat would look better if it completely covered up her FUGLY face , the WHOLE thing !!!! including the FAKE fish lips .

GAWD ! this skank is fugly ! and why is she still on magazine covers ect. ?! How the Hell did the Simpson family make it this far ?! there are soooo many more talented & beautiful ppl out there -
JESSICA HAS NASTY MAN HANDS says – reply to this

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At 16 she should have been more mature than that, I SEE WHY DUMB ASS DROPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. So to repeat this story when you are older shows her level of intelligence has not improved, if she adopts she will just shove the child over to someone else to raise. She can't comb her own hair-how can she care for a child, which is very hard work and require brain power. She is such a dumb ass, I hate her and that whole nasty family even more than before after reading that.
There is something very nasting and disgusting about this whole family. I have an image of the whole baptist minister thing, cheating people out of their money, funny they end up in hollywood?
I wish they would vanish. I will never support nothing they are conected with so she can sleep with as many men to get how many deals she wants we the public will not buy it.
christine says – reply to this

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shes been talking about adopting for a long time already. She just needs to do it if shes for real and stop talking about it. Adopting a child can only help her career because not as many people will see her a as a self centered ego maniac
Liz says – reply to this

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looks like she got her lips done again
Christina says – reply to this

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Please. I just can't take her seriously. She's so glib, and the comment she made about the baby they "found", equally glib.
Christina says – reply to this

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PS: Can anyone say "trout lips" ?
ALS says – reply to this

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I think it's super nice!!
HEYYALL says – reply to this

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I'll love them, and hug them and hold them forever!…
GET A F#CKING DOG!!!
sezme says – reply to this

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oh bullfreakingshit i hate that dumbass
Joe Simpson says – reply to this

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Jess just came to from passing out again from her orgasm scene with Mandingo.

She can barely walk after her scenes with him. We'll be rehearsing her oral scenes tonight.

Ashley is trying out for a 'lolita' part in 'My daughter's fucking blackzilla'

Yep, Im proud of my girls..
TIP says – reply to this

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She wanted a baby for her birthday? Ok. They really think these kids are pets don't they? Chihuahuas just aren't chic anymore I guess…
j3nn says – reply to this

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wow……….you people defiantly arent jealous… lmao
nina says – reply to this

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what a stupid bitch…….
ladylove says – reply to this

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okay there Angelina!!
grammas says – reply to this

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fish lips again
Mimi says – reply to this

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I CAN'T STAND HER……SHE HAS NO CLASS, STYLE, TALENT, AND MOST OF ALL BRAINS……JUST READ HER COMMENT…..SHE SOUNDS DUMB.
ASHLEY ROCKS THOUGH! JESSICA SUCKS!
kaycee says – reply to this

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I have never seen her do one christian thing ever! I don't know what the heck she is talking about! She is super selfish!
gooey says – reply to this

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I would like to shoot my hot cum all over those tittys
Christine says – reply to this

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WTF? What planet is this chick on … clearly not earth …
Joe Simspon says – reply to this

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JESS HAS OFFICIALLY "GONE BLACK" - she just finished her first DVD, (along with her 12th consecutive multiple orgasm) with her co-star MANDINGO.

After reviving her with ammonia poppers, she managed to crawl back to her trailer for a couple of days sleep to recover from her filming.

Meanwhile, Ashley 'Lolita' - is right now practicing her lines for her upcoming debut with Shane Diesel.

Stay tuned for more announcements from Minister 'Pimp Daddy' Joe.
mati says – reply to this

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HEY LOOKS LIKE PROACTIV ISNT WORKING SO WELL…
Joyous1 says – reply to this

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Baby for your birthday? Shall I say shallow!
She really needed to stick it out with Nick while she had her 15 minutes…now it is up! Nick is hot.
Susan says – reply to this

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Her lips look fake….
sarsss says – reply to this

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I personally think she's fake from her head to her toes, from her fake tan to her lips..all fake
Kelly says – reply to this

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shes damn hot. ive asked before but does anyone know if she really has a peekamo account?
kimberly says – reply to this

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sorry guys but I so love Jessica!!! So adorable!
ALEXIS says – reply to this

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I LOVE JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GORGEOUS! GORGEOUS! GORGEOUS!
'Pee Wee' Joe Simpson says – reply to this

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Jess did indeed get the baby she so wanted - Jess was impregnated recently during one of her orgasm scenes with her co-star - Mr 14 inch.

It was a hot scene, Jess crying out 'no more' while she fainted from her co-stars amazing talent.

Ashley is now practicing her lines for her debut on "My daughter is fucking Blackzilla.com"

I wonder who the kids will look like?
LOLOLOLOL! says – reply to this

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Jessica should do a girl-girl scene with Pink - Pink converts her and Pink uses a 12 inch vibrator to bring Jess to a raging multiple, then Jess pleases Pink - HOT!
Or Jess does a cameo on 'fuckingmachines.com' - that would be HOT !
ricky says – reply to this

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i personally think jessica's the greatest!!
amanda says – reply to this

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ive always felt bad for her divorce from nick, but jesss has lots going for haer and i would like to see her go to her actuall talent
Jessica says – reply to this

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Joe Simpson never was a minister, He was a youth pastor for Richardson Heights Baptist Church ( now known as The Heights Baptist Church).

Jessica is a HUGE liar. She told Teen People that she is a good liar and that she can play it off (lying) good if she wants too.

go to: www.sweetkisses.us/displayimage.php?album=2298&pos=1
The ghost of Maryanne says – reply to this

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Fake lips, fake hair - it could be u Perez.

Squirt her.
HEY 251, read #52 says – reply to this

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Substitute 'pastor' for 'minister', 'pastor' is even a more abused term.

Exactly, what is a 'pastor' - often anyone who spouts off about God and takes scripture out of context to manipulate others - is a 'pastor'

There is some horrible stuff in here - wow!
blake says – reply to this

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This makes her look very stupid, She has to be on hard drugs. I see why her and John Mayer are together both have hyped up careers. They seem to be very superficial. These two are made for each other, they can adopt kids to get attention then let the nanny raise them. What publicity whores.
Misss Kittee says – reply to this

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Is it her purse, her bangle or her watch that is cutting off the circulation in her arm? Or a combination of the 3??????
Katie says – reply to this

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She's an idiot. I used to like her when she was married to Nick. He was CLEARLY the best thing that ever happened to her. Again, what an idiot for leaving him!
heyyall says – reply to this

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Tell me again why she is famous? I can't think of single song… ok, she had that few seconds in the Dukes of Hazzard. But what did she ever do before that?
WTF says – reply to this

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Anything that cums out of this girls mouth just sounds dumb….wow, very deep girlfriend, very deep (not!) Adopt a child for your bday…please…a month later she'd be asking papa joe to trade the baby in for a pony "because, daddy, babies are a lot of work…a pony would be so much easier…just let 'em outside in the morning and they can get their milks from the goats tities instead of mine!"
j says – reply to this

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wow, what an amazing person.
not.
her lips are so not real.
i mean, who knows, she could be nice, but im not a fan.
mari says – reply to this

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this quote is OLD. I read it at least 6 months ago!
Find another profession says – reply to this

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She blew it with Nick and now the dude AIN'T ever coming back. Wish she' d go away..maybe retreat to Dallas, invest well and live off her Proactive and Pizza Hut proceeds. Whatever the case will be, quit inundating the public with shitty music and straight to DVD movies. She's truly a flash in the pan celeb…not hating just keeping it real.
LISA says – reply to this

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MAN JESSICA SIMPSON IS GOT TO BE THE STUPIDEST PERSON I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD FEEL SORRY FOR A LITTLE BABY AND ALL BUT YOU'R LAME WHY ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO GET YOU'R LITTLE 15 MINUTE'S OF FAME AGAIN AND TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'R THIS LITTLE GOOD GILR MAN GO LEARN HOW TO DO YOU'R OOWN LAUNDRY YOU HOOKER…
Lisa says – reply to this

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So does she think we are that stupid and we dont know about the new and bigger, fuller, lips. FAKE
y. lo says – reply to this

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What an insensitive comment! That collagen on her lips is killing her brain cells.
Jim says – reply to this

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How much was her fake hair for this photo shoot?
Nicki J. says – reply to this

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What a dumb bitch….

seriously. That quote made me chuckle.

All I can think of is "But Daddy I want it NOWWWWW" - Veruca Salt
torontoperezfan says – reply to this

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Sorry Jess, all your money is for the support of your creepy Father.
Joe Simpson is a scary creepy loser.
Denna says – reply to this

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She brings a whole new level to the word sutpid!
patty says – reply to this

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To all the haters out their/ Jessica is beautiful talented & rich. No matter what happens with her career she will always be beautiful talented & rich!!!!!!!
NICK says – reply to this

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LOVE YA JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & I ALWAYS WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maggs says – reply to this

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… too bad (for the church's pr) he got her tits instead
shadeh says – reply to this

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i guess the pro activ isn't working anymore…
reema says – reply to this

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bone head
supporter says – reply to this

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Jessica has always been a kind-hearted woman…for 10 years she has supported orphanages in mexico…she loves the children, she say they are blessings from God..i hope she will continue this way. Don't listen to all these haters, Jessica… just continue what u are doing..u earn your millions not only for yourself but to help those children in need…these haters are just JEALOUS of your money!
Tonya says – reply to this

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Ok so maybe she is a bit slow on the uptake and maybe just maybe I've met potted plants with a higher IQ. But at least she did care about the baby no matter how juvenile her comments may have been. Maybe Jessica just has a soft spot for kids. I can't really fault her for wanting to take a baby away from a one of those orphanages. I've known people who went on the same sort of mission trips who felt the same way. They just didn't want to leave them there even if they knew they couldn't really adopt them.

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