Some People Don't Do Drunk Well
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo
PerezHilton.com reader Hannah ran into Channing Tatum in Key West, Florida, this past weekend.
And, ewwww. Ewww!!!
His drunk frat boy days are long gone. Boy is rusty. His sweat looks like piss and if he's face was any more red, we'd swear we were looking at his asshole.
Speaking of Channing. What the heck happened?
Wasn't he supposed to be the next big thing???
Too much drinky. Not enough box office!
This Rarely Happens
If You Are Easily Offended…..
he is fineeee
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i hav nothing to say
who cares about him??
oh no channing not good, make movies sweetie not other DUI headline
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Either he drooled all over himself or his neck is really sweaty…either way…SICK!
who is this person and why should i care?????????
First to say, yech!!!
that doesnt even look like him !
his face got fattt. how sad. =/.
i refuse to believe that is him, no way…. when did dude get so bloated??
omg he was so hot in step up and shes the man what happend???
he is GORGEOUS!
hes still fucking fine stfu p-nasty
I'd still hit it.
Who is he??
I doubt that's him. This guy probably took advantage of these hopeful, tipsey, nobodies when they slurred, "OMG!! OMG!! Aren't you Channing Tatum?!?" I've seen this happen too many times to fall for this imposter.
I'd still do him omg he is fiinneeee
wow , atleast he's human - not everyone has a good looking day if he did then he just wouldn't be normal.
Even though you think his sweat looks like piss and his face is all red he is still a hell of a lot better looking than you. YOU of all people have no reason to judge someones looks. Especially someone like Channing Tatum. I feel bad for you because you will NEVER know what it feels like to be a good looking person, the only reason people know who you are is because you make fun of other people who have things that you dont have and probably could never have. JEALOUSY isnt very becoming Perez!!!
watever, hes still hot
He looks a lot better than those fat sweaty bitches standing next to him, that's for sure.
If you look at that IMDB link Perez provided, he has four films in various stages of production. More than anyone here has, I would guess.
And how many people look good when they're drunk or don't take a bad photo from time to time?
I THINK HE LOOKS AWESOME!
Give it up PePe…he is hot as hell and you know it.
That's obviously not sweat. Take another look at these women's clothes…it appears to be raining.
Nice powers of observation, Sherlock.
He is usually such a fine @$$ hottie BUT def NOT in this pic…I didn't even recognize him at first until I read the caption and saw his name but even then it took a while to register.
Oh please, he looks fine! If his shirt was off you'd be swooning.
Oh yeah, and WHY is everybody wet with water spots??? eeeewwwwww!!
i am 99% sure these girls were completely wasted and would of thought a goat was channing tatum but instead asked this fame whore guy who said yes. that does not look like him at ALL. why the hell would he have an orange beard? his hair is BROWN
his career isnt down the drain yet. did he use peekamo down their.
I don't even think he is capable of taking his shirt off in the condition he is in for us to even get a glimpse so that's out the window. Please don't drive home…call a cab!!!!
what's up with his molestache?
#29….LMAO
Never heard of him, who is he - who cares?
when i first saw this, i thought it was vanilla ice… haha
oh dear!
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that's not him. he's working on films. all these photos of celebrities you've been naming wrong. Channing is not that big in the face or body. He's really thin.
That can't be him….I just don't see it at all! Channing Tatum is too hot to look bad at anytime…come on now! Plus he is ripped and this dude is average size the chicks are more ripped than this guy.
Its raining outside, look at the picture closely
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You got this one way wrong Perez! Imposter posing..you should check your stuff before you just post stuff sent in by drunk girls of some guy pretending to be a hot celeb to try and get in their pants. They defintely had their beer goggles on and he was just trying to get some action.
aye Santa maria poor puffin
Your kidding me…look at that goofy smile and his teeth! NO WAY!
he kind of looks like chicago white sox's outfielder scott podsednik in the first picture.
I'm so sure!!!! How stupid those drunk girls fell for that poser but what's worse is you posted it!
I don't think it's sweat that's making him look that wet - it looks like rain to me. Look at the girls' arms and shirts…Raindrops.
mmm…i love a hot drunk.
i don't think that's him, the dude in the pic is hot though. i'd tap that ass and fill it up good for sure!
Pot/Kettle, Perezala. I would rather tag that ass than have to remove the apple from your swine pout to inset ze dick.
I would fuck him in a heartbeat
he's sexy and i'm sure we've all had a bad picture taken at one point or another. I'd still do him he's f*ckin sexy
You're criticizing someone's appearance??????
Have you looked in the mirror lately perez?
key west is amazing!
he's not sweating, its pretty obvious from the pics that its raining. It doesn't look like him though, but still cute.
I think the hottest guy is Tristan. Found his site tristan.cd. Think he got what it takes. He should make movies!
Impossible!! He doesn't look like him at all…
i don't know who he is but goodness gracious he is good looking. i don't know who you're looking at pretzel but you need to put your queer glasses on.
Damn, are y'all sure that's Chan Tatum???
No self-respecting fag would let himself go like that.
he has like 5 movies coming out in 2008 and 2009…he's still the next big thing. i'd still let him have his way with me in a heartbeat.
Tristan is hott!
I would gladly lick up every sweaty droplet of and on Channing's body…He is the finest thing in hollywood USA!! P.S. I LOVE YOUR PEREZ!!!!
He is still HOT! People don't have to be working all the time. He is just enjoying life.
He looks good to me. Perez, it's obviously raining, it's not sweat
he is sixteen kinds of hot. perez, you better put on your glasses. that's one drunk frat boy i'd gladly lick the sweat off of.
I think he still looks hot!
And I don't think that's sweat… if you look the girls are both wet as well, and it looks like rain drops on their shirts…
the dude in the pic is hott…i'd fuck him AND Channing Tatum at the same time.
He's still hot. Definitly doable.
I sincerely doubt that is Channing Tatum. His face looks totally different. And not in a bloated-different way.
he's still hottttttttt
I know for fact that is Channing Tatum. My boyfriend and his friends are good friends with him. They were down in the Keys for a friends bachelor party where Channing will be the best man in the wedding. Apparently he was hating all the attention because his friends would tell every girl who walked by who he was.
nice, i could have a seriously good time with that guy's A-hole.
channing tatum is sooooooooooo fuckin SEXY!!!!!
He may not be at his hottest, but there's no doubt he blew his goo all over these two at least once. In fact, I'll bet these two "cleaned" each other up in some hot lezbot action.
Oh! And by the way…it looks like it was raining…that would probably explain the "sweat looks like piss" thing…
Bullshit…he is one of the hottest men on earth…. beautiful…..lets see what you all look like drunk!
I didn't even recognize him…thats a damn shame!!!
ummm…maybe you should check the weather. Key West+August=Rain
I'm sorry but THAT is Channing for sure. There were some recent pics of him at the opening of the new wing of the Atlantis and he looked exactly like this in the pics. Perecito, if you want a hottie, start posting pics of Garrett Hedlund!!! POR FAVOR!!!
what the hell??? that is so not channing…doesn't look like him at all…
DON'T HATE PEREZ! CHANNING HAS 'IT'! HE IS THE NEXT BEST THING - YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT IMDB FOR HIS PROJECTS! PEACE
i was so freakin in love with channing tatum too.
and now…
gosh thanks a lot perez.
aahahahaha!!! perez u nailed it again!!!
)) "looking at his asshole" aaaahahahahah….i think i'll cry! 
))))) LMAO
Never heard of him, sorry. and thats the biggest insult than any other.
Wow…I had no idea that was him…I'd still do him though.
THANK GOD THIS KID DIDN'T BLOW UP. I USED TO RIDE A SCHOOL BUS WITH HIM AND HE IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC (PROBABLY HIDING HIS TRUE FEELINGS) ASSHOLE.
I was there with those girls that night in Key West… Channing looked just fine and that isn't sweat, it was pouring pre-picture. He is was very nice and unassuming, too….not like your typical celebrity asshole.
He's still hot.
Dayum, I almost didn't recognize him. I thought he was hot! What the hell happened?
Man, honestly!? That is probably not even him. And second of all… if you look REALLY closely… he's not sweaty. They probably got caught in the RAIN! The two ladies are wet too… arms, face, shirts, etc. They are all wet. RETARD
Almost as bad as suffering through his hip hop dancing…..but jesus, give me one drunk Channing Tatum in a locked room and I would be pregnant withing 5 minutes!
Is he gaining weight…DAMN! and not in agood way
I was in the Keys too this past weekend and that is definitely Channing. P.S. it was pouring that night, and forget Channing, those ultra hotties on each side of him are stealing the show!!!!!!
It looks to me like it is sprinkling/raining on them.
Hey - isn't that the girl that sings 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' ?
HHHOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeez! Ease up! If you take a look at the pic, it's NOT SWEAT! It's rain. Damn! So eager to say something bad about someone that you jumped the gun? What? Did he reject you? Ha! Ha! Ha!
Kidding, of course! Except about the part with the rain. That part I was serious about….:D
I'd still fuck him! He's hott!
i couldn't even tell that it was him
Perez, you wish you could see his asshole.
Whatever the boy is hot as fuck!!! YUM!
umm.. who is he?
I Love Channing Tatum. I thought they are filming Step Up 2 right now? That movie was oka, would have been worse if that eye candy wouldn't have been in it.