Some People Don't Do Drunk Well
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo
PerezHilton.com reader Hannah ran into Channing Tatum in Key West, Florida, this past weekend.
And, ewwww. Ewww!!!
His drunk frat boy days are long gone. Boy is rusty. His sweat looks like piss and if he's face was any more red, we'd swear we were looking at his asshole.
Speaking of Channing. What the heck happened?
Wasn't he supposed to be the next big thing???
Too much drinky. Not enough box office!
This Rarely Happens
If You Are Easily Offended…..
PEREZ IS OFFICIALLY NOT GAY!!!!!!!
Chansters is so fineeeeee, even if he was all greasy like a basket of chiken and wearing a fur coat roled in pooh!
What would I give to meet up with a wet, rainy, drunken HOT channing Tatum on the street. I would attack him like a bear, and hide him at my house. We would make mad crazy drunken love and have little mad drunk red faced babies. I would come home every day for lunch and get me some Channing leg and breast.
I would of had someone take a picture of me ripping his shirt of and washing my chones on his abbs of washboardness…
HOLLAAAAA!!!!! He is too fine! But I heard he needed to step it up on the dance floor!
And… he is?????
Ummm, all you smarty pants….maybe, just maaaaaybe his face is red because he was out in the sun all day/weejkend. ANd notto mention he was in "Key West Florida" as the caption reads.
As if none of you have ever gotten sun burned? I dont even know who this guy is…but some of these comments and things you guys point out are just ridiculous!
So why dont you go lay out in the sun, go out that night and have some drinks….lets see how great you look.
Probably like a bigger bunch of assholes.
I think he looks like hes a good looking guy who could have used some sun screen.
BIG EFFING DEAL
1) DOES ANYONE DO DRUNK WELL?
2) WOW, A NICE CELEB. HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HE'S JUST HAVING A NICE TIME BEING COOL TO PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM.
3) PEREZ, 'Boy is rusty. His sweat looks like piss and if he’s face was any more red, we’d swear we were looking at his asshole.' IS NOT FUNNY. WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO STEP OUT OF YOUR A$$ HOLE BOX AND TRY HUMOR. MIGHT I SUGGEST HIRING A COMMENT WRITER. IT SHOWS WHEN YOUR LAZY. I KNOW YOUR FUNNY, PLEASE GIVE US THE GOOD STUFF.
booyakah!!!!!!!!!!
Channing Tatum does not deserve the wraith of Perez, he's fucking gorgeous and uber talented. He just looks drunk. If Channing looks this bad drunk, imagine what Perez looks like after a binge, a food binge that is.
Perez, wipe the fat from your eyes, he's so hot, i don't think this guy could ever have a bad shot! i wish i was one of those girls! i'd be takin that yummy piece of meat home ffor sure! he'll still be hot and sober in the morning!! YUM!!!!
Its not sweat, its rain. Look at the girl on the rights arm - drenched, and the girl in the blues topped - fairly speckled. He just got caught a little more than the others.
that is so not channing tatum!!!! I know his face and that is so not him!!! That's just another asshole pretending to be him so he could score chicks while being so putrid and pathetic. He's fine though. But not Channing.
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HE STill lOOkS HOT BUT DAMN HE lOOkED BETTER BACk THEN…..
He looks fine to me???
im gonna forget i ever saw this picture and go watch she's the man.
hes so freaking hot.
lucky bitches.
and he does not look drunk…just really happy lol
ive seen worse drunk photos
OMG people. It IS Channing!!!
Rain or Sweat, he DOES need to drop off the hat!!
heard about this site & had to check out for myself…saw him in KW too. sailed KWExpress return to FM w/ him, my kids got pics & autographs from a totally sober, fine, sweet dude!
he is still effing hot, i'd let him sweat all over me anyday of the week. YUMMMMM!!! I'd live face down in his lap if given teh chance!!!!!
We ran into him at Fat Tuesdays this weekend in KW…….what a nice guy! He was kicking back with his buddies but he was very accomodating when asked for pics. All celebs she be like this……….plus, sweaty/rained on or not, he is HOT!!
omgeeeh what is he doing with them fugsters?!
what happened he was so hot
First off, how do you even know hes drunk? Hes just smiling for the pictures and looks to me like hes just having a good time. Second, all 3 of them are wet, obviously looks like it was raining. Im also sure since its Florida in the middle of AUGUST, that its probably hot, so who the hell wouldnt sweat!??! You people need to grow up and stop judging people. Channing is fine as hell, sweat and all! Its pretty funny that Perez gets to insult everyone, talk about the pot calling the kettle black!! At least Channing is out having fun and posing for pictures with his fans instead of out doing drugs and getting arrested like some of these other loser celebs. Hes one celebrity that has a good head on his shoulders and avoids this hollywood drama.
What are you talking about, you Fat Fucking Retard….this boy is super fucking HOT! Your just another fat lonely fag picking on cute celebs. THATS SAD.
i know he looks horrible
Who is he? And why would anyone care?
moved to comment! hysterical blurb under the pic! ”sweat looks like piss” ahahahahahhaaaa
No way is that channing Tatum. He's too short and WAY too fat. guy got off with two ugly chicks playing off being him though. Props to the boy.
i remember watching him in shes the man and he was so so so cute seriously i think im gonna go cry now
well i duno come to think of it no one takes a great picture all the time and hes just drunk perez your just jealous coz even though hes a bit red and hes drunk he still looks better than you ever will asshole
I guess that's what your groupies look like when you don't work regularly.
OMG
WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM
HE WAS SOOO HOT
LIKE THE BOY NEXT DOOR
WTF?
isnt channing tatum bisexual?i heard he had a boyfriend hes good looking thats for sure and he is not drunk hes just happy damn ppl leave him alone
it was really him I live in Key west and he came into the bar I worked at this weekend. He looked like shit becuase it was reallllllyyy hot and he was wasted with a bachelor party. I didn't know what everybody was talking about when they said he was in their top 5 hottest guys list
umm i definitely agree with KK. Perez, you are not good looking whatsoever so stop judging others. you obviously only make fun of people because you are self concious and you should be. he is way better looking than you and like seriously, you are making a fool of yourself making fun of someone as good looking as him. get a life.
perez my love, it is obviously raining in the photo… look at the girls and their shirts/skin too. duh. CT will be the hotness forever.
THE DUDE ON THE END IN WHITE IS HOT! DOES HE PLAY FOOTBALL?
ewww what a DISGUSTING SLOB. he used to be so hot… what a goddamn shame.
so hes a lil sloppy, so what?!
id still sit on his face
haahahhahahahaha
#47 OMG I totally thought the same thing!
and yet id still tap that…
hes still amazingly hot
I don't know what is more ewwww, Channing or the two fat girls with saggy boobs. You know you have lost your shit when the only women who will have their picture taken with you are fat and ugly.
no way thats not channing that doesnt even look like him who cares hes still hot as…….. gta love him!!!
i think i went to that frat party last weekend
and what the hell is up with the sweat?
first and foremost.. i would just like to say that HE IS STILL THE NEXT BIG THING OK?! are you so sure that he's drunk? maybe its just sweat coz i know its hot over in Florida. HE IS NOT DRUNK IN THE PICTURE OK?! and u better watch your mouth mister…
Channing is still GEORGEOUS and HOT!!!… he has a TON of movie projects with all kinds of great actors which i know would be a BOX OFFICE after ANOTHER after ANOTHER…
UGH! you cant find anything bad to say about him so u just make up stories…. how sad for you..
CHANNING TATUM is still the HOTTEST F*cking dude EVER!
oh and by the way.. ITS NOT A CRIME TO SWEAT ok? it is NOT like channing to refuse to take pictures with his fans so whatever his 'state' is, sweaty or not, he's fine with taking pictures with his fans.. he is that humble and appreciative to his fans and NOT like SOME stars over there… hmph!
He was at a bachelor party and therefore he was supposed to be druck. It's pathetic that these readers chose to send you the pictures. I don't know if he's the next big thing, but he is an awesome dancer!!
whatever perez, they are all sweaty, it looks like the weather was drizzling……dont be jealous
Don't be such a bitch, Catty… you are probably 400 + sitting around in front of your computer eating a family size portion of nachos. Channing wouldn't get near you with a six foot pole.
Catty that is so rude to comment on the two fans! First of all, their boobs look real! You probably have fake tatas! don't hate!
First of all people, if you are going to ditch dirt or talk madness about anyone spell check before you post it. I my opinion, it’s a cool picture. Is it Channing, that can be disputed but, none the less he is a good looking guy. The girls aren't bad looking either they have great smiles. Like I said it’s a cute picture……….. So people stop hating……..
i agree with most people that he looks fine, however, i do not agree with all of the "omg, he is so talented" comments. guys, he was in an amanda bynes movie, that hardly takes talent or else amanda bynes herself wouldn't be in it.
I'd still do him too.
dude thats not him ….
thats not even him, hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even if it were channing, he would look 50 times hotter than this kid.
Perez…did u ever think..that he might be red cause its hot……..he is damn fine…so dont trash him….y dont u go suck up to Victoria some more
He is sute and I hope he becomes a BIG BIG star!!!
hes still fucken gorgeous ….dammit
wow. he looks HORRiBLE!! seriously..what happened?? he used to be sooo CUTE but this picture has changed my mind.&& i've only seen him in only 1 movie.. how sad..
I still think he's yummy… mmhmm yummy!
He's one fine mess.. Giving me an easier chance to get with him:)
he`s still mfka`n sexy yall hate`n ass bitch`s needa shut that shit up. juss cause he forgot his sun screen & is a little wet. maybe he was in front row at a wet t-shirt contest or some shit. his sexy ass.
LMAOOO.
Hate`n aint cute.
but chan is =]
I'm sorry, but…isn't this the world where we REVERE fat people?
Isn't this the world where FAT ASSES are sexy??
Isn't this the world where Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller and Mischa Barton are looked at as GROSS (Even though their body's are fantastic) and Scarlette Johanssen, Jessica Beil and Vanessa Manillo are considered hot cause they..>LOVE.THEIR.CURVES???
ISN'T THIS THE BLOG THAT IS CONSTANTLY TELLING NICOLE RICHIE AND MARY-KATE TO …EAT A SANDWICH??
How many times have I signed on here to see skinny girls being insulted for basically being gorgeous cause people can't take it, and fat girls being congratulated for basically…being fat and admitting it. If your PR person has to make you say "I love my curves" in every interview- like Scarlette Pigface Johansen, then something is terribly wrong, and guess what? you DO NOT love your curves!!!
But this is the new world right? Where if Channing Tatum gains a little weight, he is outcasted of hot society, but if Nicole Richie becomes a porker, and embraces her fat self we cheer? Because jealous bitches everywhere who can't get themselves down to a size 2 or 0 say it's "Not real" or…"not natural"
Guess what bitches? ITS REAL. Just like those abs o' steel are real! You work for somethin', you get it. You diet and excersize… you stay thin! You gorge yourself and eat crap… you look like JENNIFER HUDSON…who is NOT PRETTY. NOT TALENTED. AND GOT A PITY OSCAR.
JUST LIKE… UGLY BETTY.
Mary-Louise Parker is probably the most talented woman ALIVE….but because she's attractive and thin, she will be overlooked because being a fat pig is making a statement, and UGLY BETTY (Who's whole Career has been about being THE FAT CHICK- even though she's trying to lose weight and DOING SO in real life) will win. IT'S A PITY EMMY! She doesn't have talent. She isn't an ACTRESS. it's a horrible political statement saying "Pity me, I'm fat".
And big deal? BOO HOO. Yes, you're fat and mildly unnattractive America Ferrara. Not nearly as so as you complain to be… but whatever, who cares? Get over it and impress us with something other then you whining about it.
Even right now, I'm looking at a Torrid model search on this page, looking for the next PLUS SIZE DIVA.
Well.
Where is the model searches for MALE PLUS SIZE DIVAS??
On grey's anatomy, Ol' Shandra has managed to make all those chicks ugly and relatable (Fooling the world to think Fat Heigl is the SUPERMODEL material of the bunch- um, yeah right…) and of course the men? BEAUTIFUL. McDreamy, mcSteamy, Chris Odonnell, that gorgeous Justin Chambers… the men have to be great looking but the women…oh well, they can be dogs…cause that's society's standard today!
I've had just about enough of seeing everyone make such a big deal out of girls being skinny and the world griping about it. Celebrity females SHOULD be skinny. Skinny is pretty, and healthy. Sienna Miller is BEAUTIFUL. Mischa Barton is BEAUTIFUL. Diane Kruger is BEAUTIFUL. Shiri Appleby is BEAUTIFUL. Natalie Portman…beautiful (All skinny). Jessica Beil? Average with a fat ass…you can find her on tons of corners. Lindsay Lohan. Totally tubby, and looks like every girl in every tanning salon in Long Island, just slap some ugg boots and a denim mini from abercrombie on her. Vanessa Manillo? I think I saw 8 of that girl last night. But of course, these girls aren't at all a threat to the average woman…so… BRING EM ON. Make em the face of every magazine, cause if GOD FORBID it's someone too beautiful, then women wouldn't be able to read them cause they are TOO JEALOUS.
Just like the whole Angelina/Brad/Jennifer thing. Are we really supposed to ever believe he would be calling that ugly horse face?? She is lucky she ever touched him. Now he is with pure PERFECTION…and just cause the magazines want to appeal to the average woman, using the ugly chick to tug on their heart strings, doesn't make it at all realistic. Go Brangelina. i'm with you.
So in conclusion, yes…
Now, is Channing Tatum a BIG FAT PIG?…no. Does he look like what perez said? Every other meaty drunken frat boy? yes. He's relatable.
Welcome to the club of Vanessa Manillo, Jessica Beil and Lindsay lohan.
I guess he can get his face plastered on every magazine now too, right??
he is still hott. he should be able to go out and have fun.