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Click here for your chance to have lunch with Star Jones!

If we win, we're taking someone from PETA and some of Big Gay Al's ex-boyfriends as our guests. Plus some hidden cameras.

The fireworks!!!

    Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 1:00 pm / Email this  »
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    100 comments to “We Sooooo Need To Win This”

    1. lozzz says – reply to this


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      hhahahahaah :D

    2. smokemonster says – reply to this


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      eeeeewww! gross! i'd rather never eat again than eat with her!

    3. laura says – reply to this


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      firsssssssst.

    4. ash says – reply to this


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      firsttt

    5. Jill says – reply to this


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      lol too funny

    6. ash says – reply to this


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      eww

    7. Sounds great says – reply to this


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      except the meet and greet with Star.

    8. kirbatch says – reply to this


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      first hey kirb!!

    9. kirbatch says – reply to this


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      first hey kirby!!

    10. lmc says – reply to this


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      first

    11. my says – reply to this


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      my

    12. Pete says – reply to this


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      I love the "*pending availability" part!!!!!!!!

    13. Oook says – reply to this


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      Alright then

    14. katie says – reply to this


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      You know, the skinny Star kinda freaks me out. She looks like a fake person. A fake person with a giant talking head.

    15. HolyBowlingballHeadsBatman! says – reply to this


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      Jesus her head is fucking HUGE.

    16. lozzz says – reply to this


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      ^^^ ommmg ive came 1st twice in 1 day ^^ look bove YAY :D

      PEREZ YOUR RULE :D

    17. big gay al... says – reply to this


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      oh boy! lunch with star! how exciting. *sacrasm folks* seriously, if you win perez that would totally rock!

    18. Jen says – reply to this


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      "*pending availability"..Does that mean I can win the trip but say I'm not available for lunch with Star?

    19. mikey says – reply to this


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      Does that say "tranny hotel accommodations"? Oh…Trendy! You know what that means–a DUMP with acrylic furniture.

    20. elisabitchsuxdix says – reply to this


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      Dear god that womans face is just so hard to look at.
      Seriously.
      I am so tired of looking at ugly people.
      She should have gotten a lobotomy not stomach staples.

    21. honeydoo says – reply to this


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      HELL NO!

    22. REX DEMANIAN says – reply to this


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      She looks different…not just her size. She looks like a little wet bird. May be ok.

    23. Chunky D says – reply to this


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      I gotta say…girlfriend looks effin' great!!! will she even eat on her lunch date?

    24. Brownbear says – reply to this


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      HA HA HA HA THAT WOULD BE LIKE MY WILDEST DREAM COME TRUE !!!!!

    25. not so smart person says – reply to this


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      there is something very very strange about this woman

      she looks like a snake in the grass

    26. Mariah's airbrusher says – reply to this


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      I work miracles honey

    27. mikey says – reply to this


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      We better be careful–Bitch is a lawyer.

    28. Ohhellno!! says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOBBLE HEAD OF HERSELF !!!!

    29. TODD says – reply to this


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      SHE EAT'S???? I'LL PASS!!!

    30. tara says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahahahahaha

    31. wondering if it's tue says – reply to this


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      Do you really think Big Al is gay????

    32. ukangelface says – reply to this


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      She looks like a African American version of Nicole Richie. Weird!

    33. missyd says – reply to this


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      Trip to NYC, Yes. Spa Treatments,Yes. Lunch with Star, NOOOOOOO!!!!

    34. horsehungBoston says – reply to this


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      She looks like a bobblehead. If I could win and pass on eating with her, I would be soo in.

    35. madam pince says – reply to this


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      Love the "pending availability" for lunch. Star has to reserve an exit for herself — can't be flockin' with the unwashed masses.

    36. warren says – reply to this


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      why is her head so damn big?

    37. Justin says – reply to this


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      Who WANTS to have lunch with that trainwreck of a freak show?
      At least the "*pending availability" part probably means she won't really go to lunch with the winner (she's FAR too famous and ridiculous for that!), and so whoever wins can just enjoy a nice trip to my hometown of NYC!

    38. heather says – reply to this


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      what's wrong with her face? it always looks like she's smelling something really bad.

    39. kkkkkkkkkalli says – reply to this


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      star looks like such a fucking alien. i would rather be abducted and experimented on than go to lunch with that tranny. the end.

    40. Star says – reply to this


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      Pending availability????? ha ha ha Let's see cant be from 10 to 11 cause that's when The View is on…cant interrupt my daily Barbara hating ritual ..must be home by four to watch and copy everything Oprah is doing on her show.. Oh and my stories….cant miss my stories ..Oh When will I ever have time for my fans !!! And what about my lawyerin' I'm just too important.

    41. Spliff says – reply to this


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      I like how, next to "lunch with star" *pending availability.

      HAHA, what could SHE possibly be doing these days?? because she's not f*cking Al.

      xoxo, Spliff

    42. sille says – reply to this


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      She´s such a freakin´ diva! Pending availability, come on Star! Are you comming or are you not - If you don´t wanna show up to meet your fans - then just don´t include it in! Stupid freakin´ whatever!

    43. Soph says – reply to this


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      Is it ironic that the prize is to eat lunch with star? i mean- after the gastric bypass she can only eat like a teaspoon of applesauce, right?? i would go- and GORGE myself in front of her

    44. bella muerte says – reply to this


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      she looks like one of those bratz dolls…yuk

    45. sille says – reply to this


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      #45: You have it all wrong, she looks like Steve Urkell, that´s who she looks like!

    46. smorf says – reply to this


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      does lunch consist of a leaf of lettuce?

    47. luvme says – reply to this


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      Star looks great. God bless those who get such satisfaction inputting other people down. Why do people hate her so much? She was fired from the View because she didn't want to talk about a private medical procedure. She never caused as much trouble as Rosie. Rosie was also fired, regardless of what is said. I do agree though that Star & Nicole Richie favor one another. I thought that before Star lost the weight. They have the same facial structure and shape of the eyes.

    48. kelli says – reply to this


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      (kass) I hate star jones. i wish i could say more to express my feelings… but there just aren't any words. fuck you star.

    49. stacy says – reply to this


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      OMG she looks like a blck Nicole Righie!

    50. blueyedevil says – reply to this


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      I know one of his ex-bf's!!!

    51. mt star says – reply to this


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      dude you made me laugh so loud at work… I couldn't help it… Please sign up for it

    52. texasprincess says – reply to this


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      doesnt she look like Randy from american idol???!?!??!?! LOL

    53. kkkkkkkkkalli says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD SHE REALLY *DOES* LOOK LIKE RANDY FROM AMERICAN IDOL

    54. jeri says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, if you win, take the stomach surgery prize! You need it!

    55. Lynn says – reply to this


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      Looks like an ugly tranny. She is uglier then her gay husband.

    56. Lady says – reply to this


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      Is it just me or does her head look way too big for her body?

    57. heb says – reply to this


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      Gross, I would rather have a root canal.

    58. tonia says – reply to this


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      she looks like a bobble-head!!!!

    59. Christine says – reply to this


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      ————Lunch with Star*
      *pending availability

      WHAT A POMPOUS BITCH BLOWHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      GASTRIC BYPASS… HOW ABOUT A STAR BYPASS!!!
      laughable anyway. Lunch would only take a minute because she's only allowed to eat about an ounce of food.

    60. Christine says – reply to this


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      WHY IS HER HEAD SO FUCKING BIG????? SHE DIDN'T LOSE WEIGHT, SHE HAD IT ALL SUCKED OUT OF HER ASS AND INJECTED INTO THAT MELON OF HERS!!!

    61. WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ARCHER says – reply to this


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    62. vizz says – reply to this


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      notice that the lunch with star is "pending availability"…. hahahaha

    63. mariposa says – reply to this


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      Star who?? More like Head Jones, her head got bigger than Barbara Walters!!

    64. ripzippy says – reply to this


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      Note the "pending availability" next to the lunch date. The bitch can't even follow through for her own contest!?? I would say she is going to let down her fans but, I really don't think she has any.

    65. Big City says – reply to this


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      lunch with star jones? what's on the menu?

      gastric bypass with a side of wizard's sleeves and a box of ex-lax for dessert

      …………………………………..tasty

    66. Shannon says – reply to this


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      I'd love to find out how her show managed to push out Catherine Crier Live. Catherine Crier actually had a law career. Star is a joke.

    67. blkyoungnsexy says – reply to this


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      LMAO!! Did anyone notice it staying pending availablity…but who cares…its free.

    68. maricela says – reply to this


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      I want to win so I can take you Perez Hilton!!

    69. dre says – reply to this


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      Again. She looked better fat. her head isnt proportionate to her body.

    70. azgaybe says – reply to this


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      i heard there was enough extra skin for three more of her-i bet she's happy as hell to not be on that coven of witches called the veiw(old vaginas and one soured young one)

    71. Miss Penny Lane says – reply to this


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      ew–she scares the shit out of me. talk about scary spice!

    72. Chase Harker says – reply to this


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      IF I WIN, PEREZ, I'M TAKING YOU!!!!!

    73. Mia says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck wants to have lunch with this bitch? On a bad day I'd be worried about her eating me.

    74. jennifer says – reply to this


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      "Trendy Accomodations" - Shithole Suites motel
      "Spa Treatments" - Full set of 3 inch acrylic tips by Hochimihn nails
      "*pending availibility" - please be my friend!

    75. Gina says – reply to this


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      What??? YOu didn't ask for my Social Security number? No Credit card number? Why didn't you just request my last year's tax statements. Anyone who would fill out this form has serious issues, and will have even more serious ones if the form is truly filled out. Star — you're an attorney. How in hell could you approve such a scam?!?!? You really are a total loser. And that's exactly what you're attempting to attract.

    76. jim says – reply to this


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      You can't make a head lose wieght after being feed great food since childhood.

    77. Whatever! says – reply to this


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      Perez … STARS says Hate on me HATER! Did you not listen to JILL SCOTT's song! Dumb ASS!

    78. Whatever~ says – reply to this


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      PEREZ! Star says Hate on me HATER! Did you even listen to JILL SCOTT's SONG! Dumb ASS!

    79. Annface says – reply to this


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      She looks freaky….she looks like a bobble head doll !!!

    80. Marcy D'Arcy says – reply to this


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      WHY IS HER MELON SO FREAKIN' HUGE?

    81. Baron says – reply to this


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      Is it me or does Star still look VERY odd? When she was fat she was always plump and shiney. Now that she is skinny… her head looks enormous compared to the rest of her body. It reminds me of a "bobble head". Plus, if I was to have lunch with her I would be afraid that she would stab me with her knife so that she can eat what I ordered. Old habits die hard!!!

    82. Kendra says – reply to this


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      Ew, if I won a lunch with that nasty twat I'd stand her up and go shopping instead.

      I do love the *pending availability comment. It's like, oh, we're using her face to promote this bullshit but you might not actually get to do what we're advertising you'll win in this sweepstakes. Brilliant. Way to reach that far down the D-list, guys.

    83. eww says – reply to this


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      she was sooooooo much more fabulous fat!!

    84. colleen says – reply to this


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      Yeah to bad she can't get a face transplant to go along with her new fake bod

    85. LILLY LILLY LILLY LILLY LILLY LILLY LILLY LILLY LILLY says – reply to this


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      BOBBLEHEAD!!! DAMN, I HATE THIS STUPID BITCH. I KNOW IT SOUNDS WIERD, BUT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKED A LOT BETTER WHEN SHE WAS OBESE.

    86. Who gives a shit says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck would want to do anything with this nobody?

    87. OH WOW says – reply to this


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      That ugly bitch should have stayed fat…they sucked the fat out of her gut and put it in her head!!!

    88. bev says – reply to this


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      She looked better when she was bigger. Now her HEAD dos not match her body!!!

    89. Princess J says – reply to this


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      “*pending availability” part!!!!!!!! " I know i wasn't the only one to see that , that is too funny!!!

    90. Kris says – reply to this


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      I love the "lunch with star, pending availability" lol!!

    91. Star's Gunt says – reply to this


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      "HEED, paper! now! Move that melon of yours if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding it's like an orange on a toothpick!"

    92. Star's Gunt says – reply to this


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      What's with her hair? Is it supposed to be…'blowing through the breeze' or something? They should know better, you can't do with with black people hair…….it just looks like she woke up and never bothered to comb it.

    93. msbizz says – reply to this


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      Did anyone see the disclaimer that reads "pending availability" what kind of s–t is that?

    94. Heather says – reply to this


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      Bitch looks like a bobble head

    95. Britty b. says – reply to this


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      if we win, do we get the gastric bypass surgery too?

    96. Sid says – reply to this


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      Lunch with Star? I will go on a hunger strike instead!

    97. Ray says – reply to this


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      Yes, pending whether there is enough food left at the buffet after Star gets done with it.

    98. LeFox says – reply to this


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      Emmm no there is one competition I will not want to win. Not seeing star HOnes is a prize I would like

    99. Sunshine says – reply to this


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      Who would wanna eat with her?!?! She looks so sick eating with her would make me sick..lol

    100. connie says – reply to this


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      her freakin head is soooo big for her body, she looks like shit