He's Smart
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Patrick Wolf is cute, but cute alone does not sell records.
The melodramatic singer is desperate for a little attention. The Brit previously picked a fight with Mika, branding him a "twat."
Now, Wolf is on the attack and coming after Perez.
On his official MySpace blog, Patrick wrote the following:
"I have also become bored of being branded a swedish stripper by 'perez soulless vacuous im sorry your life is so superficial gustav mahlers dog will be waiting for you in the afterlife to eat you hilton.'"
Awww. Cute!
We wish our life could be a little less superficial and more "deep," like Patrick's. Too bad we don't like to get fisted.
Wolfie doesn't even require any lube. Just shove your hand in his loose hole and it will go swallow it up ’til your elbow!
Nice shorts.
Mika is a no talent twat. Just because he gave Perez the time of day once doesn't mean he's any more talented than this guy.
Amen to what this Patrick Wolf fellow said.
hes like that goth kid in class who i used secretly want to blow but i threw erasers at his face instead. it was funnie rite
LOL
I LOVE HIM AND I LOVE YOU PEREZ SO I'M STAYING NEUTRAL ON THIS ONE.
Perez, Wolf is right. You suck equine dick in a desperate way
I adore Patrick Wolf
he has never played up to the media
and unlike the majority of 'singers' around right now
he is inredibly intelligent.
Is this guy P.Wolf insinuating that you Perez do not listen Gustav Mahler' s symphonies?
How dares he…!!!
I agree with Patrick; Perez's comments are vacuous and rude in a way which completely misses the mark. For example Patrick is not 'desperate for a little attention' or 'melodramatic'; if you'dtake the time to listen to his music you'd soon hear that it's not melodramatic but honest and extremely uplifiting. He's a smart man who gives everything to his performances and his fans appreciate his creativity, his lyrics, his musical talent; all of which is in stark contrast to Perez, whose only supposed 'talent' is bad-mouthing those who are either more intelligent than him (in a way which is similar to the too-cool-for-school child at the back of the classroom making crass comments bourne out of bitterness) or those who are more famous, for whatever reason (good or bad).
You can always tell when people get to you Perez by your comment s back to them. ou get real nasty and you really can't take it.
you keep talking about these nobodys like we know wo they are… talk about recognizable people darn it!!
Wolf=talent Mika=some guy you wanna bang and wont because your a fatass
Why do all these people read Perez if they think he sucks equine dick?
I 'heart' the vacuous melodrama Perez - keep up the good work.
LOL perez your great….Italia loves Perez too!!!
berries and cream!berries and cream!
Perez, you missed the point.
Also, really you spew so much shit about people and seemingly they forgive you (i.e. Fergie). Take the negative comments and don't automatically come back with something ville. Just saying.
Perez..You gay/fat fuck…seriously…MIka and talented….Seriously…..ur dont just say that to get laid rit..!
oh why do i still read your blog…….why? Anyone??/
And, Patrick doesn't care about the # of records he sells. Considering you've given him some play on this website when 99.9% of these readers could care less, you should know what he is all about. He's an artist and does not need to be playcated alongside the likes of Nicole Richie, Jessica Simpson whose most creative output into the world are their drug addiction stunts or idiotic statements not complex musical stylings. Sometimes an indie darling should stay just that and keep them away from your site and all the clones of you. I do appreciate when you "introduce" the lay people to new music, but really just leave it at that.
Pigez, you dense cocksucker! You really do have shit for brains, huh? YOU TOTALLY MISSED HIS POINT. Have you ever attended some kind of school? Maybe your ass needs to start reading serious literature.
And ehm, I think we all know whose 'hole is loose' and begs for fisting… too bad nobody wants to do it to ya… EWWW, just grossed myself out…
Perez..You gae/fatt d/f-uck…seriously…MIka and talented….Seriously…..ur dont just say that to get laid rit..!
oh why do i still read your blog…….why? Anyone??/
What the fuck is your problem, Perez you idiot??? How ridiculous are you? You're literally just trying to destroy him, which even you must admit is cruel. "Cute alone does not sell records"?? Read a couple of reviews. Cute is not all he has going for him, though I'm not a fan. Don't you make yourself sick?
HA! Perez… I love you, you vile cunt. ;-*
ps.. typo in the seventh paragraph… should be "life" not "like". keep on perezing my friend. =)
Don't worry people, karma will soon roast Pigez' pimpled pink fat ass. It has already begun de facto: just look at how he's ballooned! An emotional eater, are you fatso? What, the collective hatred of the world is starting to get to you? Go have yourself another pie…. you pitiful rhino.
STOP BAD-MOUTHING DECENT ARTISTS. We know Mika probably let you bang him anyway. Yuck. He has no dignity.
"MIKA AND PEREZ RULE!!!!!!"
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"MIKA AND PEREZ RULE!!!!!!"
PEREZ THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA!!!!!!
MIKA THE KING OF POP!!!!!!!!
#23, I love you.
#24, don't you think it's telling that Perez's 3 supporters can't seem to grasp basic grammar, and believe that ordinary people can't understand a sentence unless it's repeated 12 times?
Go get get em Pezzle. But stay away from nasties: "Wolfie doesn’t even require any lube. Just shove your hand in his loose hole and it will go swallow it up ’til your elbow!" You are smart enough to sink a hole in one without resort to the smutties! Good one on getting Angie to wear the Olive outfit. Your ever devoted admirer, Cowboy!
he's one of the best artists ever
so quit naggin' fattie
Perez,
I find it interesting that when someone does actually get to you, you respond with something so viscious and spiteful it made me sick.
FISTED? Doesn't that communicate exactly the kind of blind stupidity and ridiculous generalizations gay people have been fighting against for so long?
You should be ashamed of yourself. You betray your community, you betray everyone who has lived in a world where sexual preferences are scrutinized and tortured, and you betray your own soul with stupid comments like that. I personally do not believe you are as empty as that comment makes you sound, and furthermore, I think you should be the bigger man and apologize for it on behalf of gay people everywhere who are sick to death of dumbassed comments about getting fisted. As if the love shared by two men in a meaningful relationship should involve having one put his fist into the other.
Please, you make us all sick. And I actually still have faith in you?
Two meaningless fucking Euro-CUNTS! Fuck the Euro-WHINERS!
I never heard of this twat before. But i looked at his picture and i see a first class wanker in red with a violin in his hand trying too hard. Pezz, see if you can fix him up with potatoe drop out college veggie head. They would make a FINE COUPLE!
Get some talent, Perez. And some sort of exercise regime.
Ta-ta.
Yepple Pezzles, I think you made a boobles. I think this whole so-called fisted thing needs a revolution. I think it needs to be reversed out of the human race. It doesnt fit with the human gender, whether they be gay or straight, not in a civiled society! Please work on it chubs!
Mind you, hee, hee, after I looked at this pic again, I think this poop does need a good fisting, as least with his VIOLIN BOW. But it keep it for the assholes!
You're a fine one to accuse someone else of being melodramatic Perez! You have built an entire livelihood around 'drama' and mocking other people due to your own lack of any discernable talent.
Perhaps if you had tried a little harder in school you would have a better grasp of the english language, maybe then you would understand Patrick's riposte and also see just how intelligent his music is. All you are doing is perpetuating gay stereotypes and being a bitter, vituperative little man.
You mock what you don't understand.
P.S, it should be "We wish our lives" not "We wish our like".
Oh dear. You missed the point.
I would delete this now, it's just embarrassing to all involved.
Patrick Wolf's dried out sperm stain from last week has more talent than you will ever have Perez.
There is only one person who could be talented enough to phrase themselves as "Harriet". Perhaps next time "Mabel"? Fucksies, you are so funny! Sweet Dreams Harriet …
I agree with Harriet, delete this entry Perez. You're making an ass of yourself and losing readers over it. Furthermore, it gives a very disgusting insight into your true self… what a virulent bitter thing you are. Been fisted one time too many?
Patrick has every right to answer you back. You attack people for a living, he makes beautiful, inspirational music. Enough said.
You celebrate all that is shallow and meaningless.
"We wish our like could be a little less superficial and more “deep,” like Patrick’s. Too bad we don’t like to get fisted"
This is actually pretty insulting to many of your "readership" I would hope. What the fuck?
hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Perez I fucking love u!
STOP PUTTING NEWS ABOUT PATRICK ON THIS SHITTY WEBSITE HES IS FAR TOO AMAZING FOR LOSERS TO BE TALKING ABOUT HIM!!
It'd be great if Perez would at least proofread his posts. It's not like he has a day job distracting him.
you suck, perez.
Meeeeooooouch!!
He is a twat
girls…don't fight, you're both pretty.
Perez is dull as hell.
What that thing this asshole is wearing around his head and wrist. He is about as inspirational as ummm, let me think about it, but hell, nothing springs to mind at the moment, except a wanker in red pyjamas! With sweat on the top part of his leg, just above his knee. Sorry dude, you are a loser who needs and enjoys a good fisting!
I think the only fisting that will through to this intellectual giant is one by the HULK! It might get through, but I doubt it
I like Mika and Perez, I don't know this guy. But seriously Pnasty, that comment about fisting is beneath you. I'd just stop giving this guy free publicity and get him where it really will hurt him.
Perecito, the line was at "Aww. Cute!" or wishing your life was less superficial… then you crossed it.
Seriously, P, don't let yourself sink to others' levels — keep your dignity and take the high road.
I'm going to go barf up my breakfast after reading about fisting. ugh.
Perez, you don't not need to be that vulgar to make your point.
thats disgusting, but you would know how it feels to have a hand shoved up ur ass to its elbow wouldnt you?
this is the most pathetic post you wrote on your site… or at least the last part of it…
leave patrick wolf alone! he's a very talented young man compared to mika!
Yes, indeed, cuteness will not sell his records. I guess a dude has to do what a dude has to do to get publicity!!! But seriouslycoming after Pezzle Wezzle, is a very stupido move. MAJOR STUPIDO. MAJOR IGNORAMUS and MAJOR NON COMPREHENDO. Patrick needs some deep education! Yes, I have to agree, anyone who goes where you suggest Pezzers, might need to take out some insurance dont you agree? They might not get back to PLANET EARTH! Please dont encourage your readers to go to places they CANNOT RETURN FROM easily!!! What you are suggesting Pezzle Wezzle sounds like one of those Stephen Hawkings things: A NO RETURN BLACK HOLE!
perez, you are such a total loser. you've just justified everything this patrick wolf guy said about you…
go get some journalism classes, and some integrity.
oh my god Perez, that's just ick. But you're right. I read your previous posts about this douche bag, and realized that he was a attention whore and a loser. Who the fuck is he and why should anyone care? not cute.
That fisting comment is a new low, even for you Mario. Sick ass!
Thats totally true i accidentally bumped into him in line at starbucks on 3rd street prom, and i totally thought i lost my arm, all the folds of his frumpy clothes went right up there with it. Pretty gross.
I have never even heard of the guy but shit,who cares what his sexual orientation is. Are you so f-in' pathetic and sexually or otherwise inactive that you do?? It's called HOMOPHOBIA and basically means that yer the biggest(and stupidest)twat. (:
#60, have you even listened to Mika's album??
Mika is sincere, talented, and genuine. His music is the best i've heard in years.
Don't comment on what you don't know.
(and yes, perez, that was a bit crass but you got your point across.)
Mike AND this guy totally creep me out…
They all try to be "rave" or whatever.
Ugh.
Perez,
I am so proud of you. You take criticism so well.
honestly perez, when you describe him as "just shove your hand in his loose hole and it will go swallow it up ’til your elbow!", i think you're talking about yourself.
TEAM PATRICK ALL THE WAY!
You dont hae to be mad perez. Just because someone said something wity and coy about you doesn't mean you have to get butt hurt. Your not the only one allowed to talk shit about people.
meow. hiss. hiss. growl. meow. hiss.
Oh Perez.. you took it too far at the end.
I'm sorry you feel rejected by Patrick.
Good gawd! That's disgusting perez! Pa-leeez try to refrain from describing to us your unnatural and animal-like sexual fantasies so early in the morning (*cue the Gap band's song*)! At least file it under "if you're easily offended" to give us some warning!
Some one had mika's dick in their fist-hole when they wrote this entry…Awwwwww
Gay much?
gustav mahlers dog..oh please.
perez, i love you. and i love patrick, too. i just think you dont need to be that gross.
You know who that pic reminded me of…Ashley MacIsaac. Now there's a character to gossip about. Too bad he dropped off the face of the earth.
Mm, classy of you.
I actually came to this site for the first time after reading about the feud on pitchfork. And my god you are pathetic. Hopefully Mahler's dog will be getting a nice big meal soon.
I find your attempt to respond to his dis by instilling him with exaggerated homosexual qualities incredibly offensive, not to mention immature. I thought y'all were on the gays' side.
nope, sorry perez. can't agree with you this time!
patrick is just lovely. x
what a loser! we love you perez!!!!!!!
This is the most immature post. This is definitely not the kind of thing I come here to read.
i love you perez, but don't go after Patrick. You have to admit he has more talent and style than us folk ever will.
leave him be!
"the magic position" has given me more joy than perez and mika combined
i'm with patrick wolf on this one……he actually has talent and all you do is sit on your ass all day writing shit about people that have actually done something with their lives
you picked the wrong fight Perez. You're a piece of shit and scum compared to Patrick Wolf.
I adore Patrick Wolf but comparing him to Mika is insulting to patrick ! Mika Sucks, Mika is the new James Blunt, i hate his "music" and i hate him too he's not balsy enough to come out and came up with that post-gay shit and i don't understand why you don't brand him a coward for that….maybe it's because you don't care about his music and just want to suck his dick……
Patrick Wolf is the real thing.
Look out, Perez!
He's gonna sic Gustav Mahler's dog on you!
Patrick Wolf sucks!!! He should stop getting fisted all the time, put down his stupid violin and start a website where he spends his time being obsessed with other people's lives, writing on pictures of them and in MSpaint - only than will he be a valuable, useful member of society. I love you Perez! you'll be my hero FOREVER!
Wake up, Mika fans. His music is poppy garbage! And I am fully entitled to this opinion because I have listened to his entire album and still think it's trash.
Perez, you know what Patrick Wolf has said is right. You KNOW it. Otherwise you'd drop it and stop blogging about someone who most of your daily readers don't even know or give two shits about! Go back to writing about Lohan, Hilton and Richie, you're fans will appreciate it.
YOUR***
Listen here you fat fuck: I hope someone hacks into this site and writes in capital letters on the main page that that other celeb blog, which I cannot name since my post will be deleted by your petty bitch ass, is WAAAAY better than this outlet for a bitter gay lardass' venom. Michael K has more decency and humour in his pinky than you do in your gigantic fat body.
XOXO
Listen here you fat fuck: stop spewing your bitter homophobic venom. You're truly pathetic.
I think I never laughed so hard in my life…this is hysterical! Love Perez!
ROFL that kid's funny.
and your "comeback" was truly pathetic. =D
oh well, just stick to stuffing your face with donuts and also, it wouldn't hurt to start a cocaine addiction, you know, to lose 400 or so pounds.
Ouch perez that hurts you finally got served
dang Perez! that was harsh. I dont even know that guy, but it takes guts to be an artist of any kind, especially if you suck! All I wanna say is I hope when Im rich and famous we stay friends my dear
Uh…the fisting crack (pun intended) was funny but you should have left it at that. The last line was way over the top, Piggy. It wasn't even funny, which offends me most of all.
MIKA BLOWS—-
PATRICK IS AMAZING AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT HOW MANY RECORDS HE SELLS CAUSE IT'S ABOUT MAKING ACTUAL MUSIC INSTEAD OF SINGING LIKE A FREAKING 5 YEAR OLD GIRL… AND PEREZ YOU ARE NOT ONE TO TALK.. I'M SURE YOU COULD FIT THREE ARMS UP YOUR ASSHOLE… YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
ashley macisaac called…can patrick wolf carbon clone macisaac any more!?
Perez, I generally think you're funny but you cannot bag on Patrick Wolf in such a vile mean-spirited way. Patrick Wolf is an amzingly talented songwriter, singer and multi-instramentalist. I saw him at the Sasquatch Festival in Washington State in May and was blown away. We all know you're in love with Mika, but you need to face facts - Mika is a joke who can't hold a candle to Patrick's talent.
POLEEEZEE NO MORE BRITS1111
Perez, I too am going on Patrick with this one. He is way more intelligent and artistic then you could ever be, and honestly, if you're going to be putting people's dirty laundry out and gossiping about them in public, you're gonna have to deal with people speaking negatively about you. Get over yourself. Plus, the last part of your post was over the top crude and just really, really immature.