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He's Smart

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Anglophilia > Celebrity Feuds > Patrick Wolf

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Patrick Wolf is cute, but cute alone does not sell records.

The melodramatic singer is desperate for a little attention. The Brit previously picked a fight with Mika, branding him a "twat."

Now, Wolf is on the attack and coming after Perez.

On his official MySpace blog, Patrick wrote the following:

"I have also become bored of being branded a swedish stripper by 'perez soulless vacuous im sorry your life is so superficial gustav mahlers dog will be waiting for you in the afterlife to eat you hilton.'"

Awww. Cute!

We wish our life could be a little less superficial and more "deep," like Patrick's. Too bad we don't like to get fisted.

Wolfie doesn't even require any lube. Just shove your hand in his loose hole and it will go swallow it up ’til your elbow!

160 comments to “He's Smart”

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  1. Tofu says – reply to this


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    Nice shorts.

  2. Bertha Buttmunch says – reply to this


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    Mika is a no talent twat. Just because he gave Perez the time of day once doesn't mean he's any more talented than this guy.

  3. .A. says – reply to this


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    Amen to what this Patrick Wolf fellow said.

  4. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    hes like that goth kid in class who i used secretly want to blow but i threw erasers at his face instead. it was funnie rite

  5. UKer says – reply to this


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    LOL
    I LOVE HIM AND I LOVE YOU PEREZ SO I'M STAYING NEUTRAL ON THIS ONE.

  6. Lanny says – reply to this


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    Perez, Wolf is right. You suck equine dick in a desperate way

  7. Miss B says – reply to this


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    I adore Patrick Wolf
    he has never played up to the media
    and unlike the majority of 'singers' around right now
    he is inredibly intelligent.

  8. Jorge Florez says – reply to this


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    Is this guy P.Wolf insinuating that you Perez do not listen Gustav Mahler' s symphonies?
    How dares he…!!!

  9. Joan says – reply to this


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    I agree with Patrick; Perez's comments are vacuous and rude in a way which completely misses the mark. For example Patrick is not 'desperate for a little attention' or 'melodramatic'; if you'dtake the time to listen to his music you'd soon hear that it's not melodramatic but honest and extremely uplifiting. He's a smart man who gives everything to his performances and his fans appreciate his creativity, his lyrics, his musical talent; all of which is in stark contrast to Perez, whose only supposed 'talent' is bad-mouthing those who are either more intelligent than him (in a way which is similar to the too-cool-for-school child at the back of the classroom making crass comments bourne out of bitterness) or those who are more famous, for whatever reason (good or bad).

  10. Rufus says – reply to this


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    You can always tell when people get to you Perez by your comment s back to them. ou get real nasty and you really can't take it.

  11. melissa says – reply to this


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    you keep talking about these nobodys like we know wo they are… talk about recognizable people darn it!!

  12. Mondo says – reply to this


    12

    Wolf=talent Mika=some guy you wanna bang and wont because your a fatass

  13. HRH Princess Fen Fen says – reply to this


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    Why do all these people read Perez if they think he sucks equine dick?
    I 'heart' the vacuous melodrama Perez - keep up the good work.

  14. viviane says – reply to this


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    LOL perez your great….Italia loves Perez too!!!

  15. kimber says – reply to this


    15

    berries and cream!berries and cream!

  16. Oh Man says – reply to this


    16

    Perez, you missed the point.
    Also, really you spew so much shit about people and seemingly they forgive you (i.e. Fergie). Take the negative comments and don't automatically come back with something ville. Just saying.

  17. Dman says – reply to this


    17

    Perez..You gay/fat fuck…seriously…MIka and talented….Seriously…..ur dont just say that to get laid rit..!

    oh why do i still read your blog…….why? Anyone??/

  18. one more thing says – reply to this


    18

    And, Patrick doesn't care about the # of records he sells. Considering you've given him some play on this website when 99.9% of these readers could care less, you should know what he is all about. He's an artist and does not need to be playcated alongside the likes of Nicole Richie, Jessica Simpson whose most creative output into the world are their drug addiction stunts or idiotic statements not complex musical stylings. Sometimes an indie darling should stay just that and keep them away from your site and all the clones of you. I do appreciate when you "introduce" the lay people to new music, but really just leave it at that.

  19. Von Shamalah says – reply to this


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    Pigez, you dense cocksucker! You really do have shit for brains, huh? YOU TOTALLY MISSED HIS POINT. Have you ever attended some kind of school? Maybe your ass needs to start reading serious literature.

    And ehm, I think we all know whose 'hole is loose' and begs for fisting… too bad nobody wants to do it to ya… EWWW, just grossed myself out…

  20. Dmann says – reply to this


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    Perez..You gae/fatt d/f-uck…seriously…MIka and talented….Seriously…..ur dont just say that to get laid rit..!

    oh why do i still read your blog…….why? Anyone??/

  21. Ben says – reply to this


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    What the fuck is your problem, Perez you idiot??? How ridiculous are you? You're literally just trying to destroy him, which even you must admit is cruel. "Cute alone does not sell records"?? Read a couple of reviews. Cute is not all he has going for him, though I'm not a fan. Don't you make yourself sick?

  22. Bostonian says – reply to this


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    HA! Perez… I love you, you vile cunt. ;-*

    ps.. typo in the seventh paragraph… should be "life" not "like". keep on perezing my friend. =)

  23. AnnieBananie says – reply to this


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    Don't worry people, karma will soon roast Pigez' pimpled pink fat ass. It has already begun de facto: just look at how he's ballooned! An emotional eater, are you fatso? What, the collective hatred of the world is starting to get to you? Go have yourself another pie…. you pitiful rhino.

    STOP BAD-MOUTHING DECENT ARTISTS. We know Mika probably let you bang him anyway. Yuck. He has no dignity.

  24. manga says – reply to this


    24

    "MIKA AND PEREZ RULE!!!!!!"
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    "MIKA AND PEREZ RULE!!!!!!"
    "MIKA AND PEREZ RULE!!!!!!"
    "MIKA AND PEREZ RULE!!!!!!"
    PEREZ THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA!!!!!!
    MIKA THE KING OF POP!!!!!!!!

  25. Ben says – reply to this


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    #23, I love you.
    #24, don't you think it's telling that Perez's 3 supporters can't seem to grasp basic grammar, and believe that ordinary people can't understand a sentence unless it's repeated 12 times?

  26. CowBoy says – reply to this


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    Go get get em Pezzle. But stay away from nasties: "Wolfie doesn’t even require any lube. Just shove your hand in his loose hole and it will go swallow it up ’til your elbow!" You are smart enough to sink a hole in one without resort to the smutties! Good one on getting Angie to wear the Olive outfit. Your ever devoted admirer, Cowboy!

  27. yank says – reply to this


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    he's one of the best artists ever
    so quit naggin' fattie

  28. arthur asschomp says – reply to this


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    Perez,

    I find it interesting that when someone does actually get to you, you respond with something so viscious and spiteful it made me sick.

    FISTED? Doesn't that communicate exactly the kind of blind stupidity and ridiculous generalizations gay people have been fighting against for so long?

    You should be ashamed of yourself. You betray your community, you betray everyone who has lived in a world where sexual preferences are scrutinized and tortured, and you betray your own soul with stupid comments like that. I personally do not believe you are as empty as that comment makes you sound, and furthermore, I think you should be the bigger man and apologize for it on behalf of gay people everywhere who are sick to death of dumbassed comments about getting fisted. As if the love shared by two men in a meaningful relationship should involve having one put his fist into the other.

    Please, you make us all sick. And I actually still have faith in you?

  29. Spicy McHaggis says – reply to this


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    Two meaningless fucking Euro-CUNTS! Fuck the Euro-WHINERS!

  30. WANKERDELUX says – reply to this


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    I never heard of this twat before. But i looked at his picture and i see a first class wanker in red with a violin in his hand trying too hard. Pezz, see if you can fix him up with potatoe drop out college veggie head. They would make a FINE COUPLE!

  31. margot says – reply to this


    31

    Get some talent, Perez. And some sort of exercise regime.

    Ta-ta.

  32. Boobles says – reply to this


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    Yepple Pezzles, I think you made a boobles. I think this whole so-called fisted thing needs a revolution. I think it needs to be reversed out of the human race. It doesnt fit with the human gender, whether they be gay or straight, not in a civiled society! Please work on it chubs!

  33. POOPINREDPYJAMAS says – reply to this


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    Mind you, hee, hee, after I looked at this pic again, I think this poop does need a good fisting, as least with his VIOLIN BOW. But it keep it for the assholes!

  34. Jen says – reply to this


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    You're a fine one to accuse someone else of being melodramatic Perez! You have built an entire livelihood around 'drama' and mocking other people due to your own lack of any discernable talent.

    Perhaps if you had tried a little harder in school you would have a better grasp of the english language, maybe then you would understand Patrick's riposte and also see just how intelligent his music is. All you are doing is perpetuating gay stereotypes and being a bitter, vituperative little man.

    You mock what you don't understand.

    P.S, it should be "We wish our lives" not "We wish our like".

  35. harriet says – reply to this


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    Oh dear. You missed the point.

    I would delete this now, it's just embarrassing to all involved.

  36. Mia says – reply to this


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    Patrick Wolf's dried out sperm stain from last week has more talent than you will ever have Perez.

  37. HarrietIndeed says – reply to this


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    There is only one person who could be talented enough to phrase themselves as "Harriet". Perhaps next time "Mabel"? Fucksies, you are so funny! Sweet Dreams Harriet …

  38. Uncle Cracker says – reply to this


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    I agree with Harriet, delete this entry Perez. You're making an ass of yourself and losing readers over it. Furthermore, it gives a very disgusting insight into your true self… what a virulent bitter thing you are. Been fisted one time too many?

  39. GypsyKing says – reply to this


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    Patrick has every right to answer you back. You attack people for a living, he makes beautiful, inspirational music. Enough said.

    You celebrate all that is shallow and meaningless.

    "We wish our like could be a little less superficial and more “deep,” like Patrick’s. Too bad we don’t like to get fisted"

    This is actually pretty insulting to many of your "readership" I would hope. What the fuck?

  40. fionalicious says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Perez I fucking love u!

  41. em says – reply to this


    41

    STOP PUTTING NEWS ABOUT PATRICK ON THIS SHITTY WEBSITE HES IS FAR TOO AMAZING FOR LOSERS TO BE TALKING ABOUT HIM!!

  42. Greg says – reply to this


    42

    It'd be great if Perez would at least proofread his posts. It's not like he has a day job distracting him.

  43. diana says – reply to this


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    you suck, perez.

  44. Homo says – reply to this


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    Meeeeooooouch!!

  45. Cunt says – reply to this


    45

    He is a twat

  46. pmomma says – reply to this


    46

    girls…don't fight, you're both pretty.

  47. P. Unicorn says – reply to this


    47

    Perez is dull as hell.

  48. PretenderTWAT says – reply to this


    48

    What that thing this asshole is wearing around his head and wrist. He is about as inspirational as ummm, let me think about it, but hell, nothing springs to mind at the moment, except a wanker in red pyjamas! With sweat on the top part of his leg, just above his knee. Sorry dude, you are a loser who needs and enjoys a good fisting!

  49. INTELLECTUALGIANT says – reply to this


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    I think the only fisting that will through to this intellectual giant is one by the HULK! It might get through, but I doubt it :)

  50. pope says – reply to this


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    I like Mika and Perez, I don't know this guy. But seriously Pnasty, that comment about fisting is beneath you. I'd just stop giving this guy free publicity and get him where it really will hurt him.

  51. pnastier says – reply to this


    51

    Perecito, the line was at "Aww. Cute!" or wishing your life was less superficial… then you crossed it.
    Seriously, P, don't let yourself sink to others' levels — keep your dignity and take the high road.
    I'm going to go barf up my breakfast after reading about fisting. ugh.

  52. Polgara says – reply to this


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    Perez, you don't not need to be that vulgar to make your point.

  53. Lucy says – reply to this


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    thats disgusting, but you would know how it feels to have a hand shoved up ur ass to its elbow wouldnt you?

  54. jolie says – reply to this


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    this is the most pathetic post you wrote on your site… or at least the last part of it…

  55. hozzz says – reply to this


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    leave patrick wolf alone! he's a very talented young man compared to mika!

  56. STUPIDOIGNORAMUSNONCOMPREHENDO says – reply to this


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    Yes, indeed, cuteness will not sell his records. I guess a dude has to do what a dude has to do to get publicity!!! But seriouslycoming after Pezzle Wezzle, is a very stupido move. MAJOR STUPIDO. MAJOR IGNORAMUS and MAJOR NON COMPREHENDO. Patrick needs some deep education! Yes, I have to agree, anyone who goes where you suggest Pezzers, might need to take out some insurance dont you agree? They might not get back to PLANET EARTH! Please dont encourage your readers to go to places they CANNOT RETURN FROM easily!!! What you are suggesting Pezzle Wezzle sounds like one of those Stephen Hawkings things: A NO RETURN BLACK HOLE!

  57. soph says – reply to this


    57

    perez, you are such a total loser. you've just justified everything this patrick wolf guy said about you…

    go get some journalism classes, and some integrity.

  58. Nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this


    58

    oh my god Perez, that's just ick. But you're right. I read your previous posts about this douche bag, and realized that he was a attention whore and a loser. Who the fuck is he and why should anyone care? not cute.

  59. Jimmy says – reply to this


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    That fisting comment is a new low, even for you Mario. Sick ass!

  60. NaHol says – reply to this


    60

    Thats totally true i accidentally bumped into him in line at starbucks on 3rd street prom, and i totally thought i lost my arm, all the folds of his frumpy clothes went right up there with it. Pretty gross.

  61. cheese stain says – reply to this


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    I have never even heard of the guy but shit,who cares what his sexual orientation is. Are you so f-in' pathetic and sexually or otherwise inactive that you do?? It's called HOMOPHOBIA and basically means that yer the biggest(and stupidest)twat. (:

  62. jess says – reply to this


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    #60, have you even listened to Mika's album??

    Mika is sincere, talented, and genuine. His music is the best i've heard in years.

    Don't comment on what you don't know.

    (and yes, perez, that was a bit crass but you got your point across.)

  63. Brianna says – reply to this


    63

    Mike AND this guy totally creep me out…
    They all try to be "rave" or whatever.
    Ugh.

  64. Ted says – reply to this


    64

    Perez,

    I am so proud of you. You take criticism so well.

  65. CHLOE says – reply to this


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    honestly perez, when you describe him as "just shove your hand in his loose hole and it will go swallow it up ’til your elbow!", i think you're talking about yourself.

    TEAM PATRICK ALL THE WAY!

  66. Margaux says – reply to this


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    You dont hae to be mad perez. Just because someone said something wity and coy about you doesn't mean you have to get butt hurt. Your not the only one allowed to talk shit about people.

  67. dot says – reply to this


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    meow. hiss. hiss. growl. meow. hiss.

  68. WOLF says – reply to this


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    Oh Perez.. you took it too far at the end.

    I'm sorry you feel rejected by Patrick.

  69. skeeter says – reply to this


    69

    Good gawd! That's disgusting perez! Pa-leeez try to refrain from describing to us your unnatural and animal-like sexual fantasies so early in the morning (*cue the Gap band's song*)! At least file it under "if you're easily offended" to give us some warning!

  70. spleen says – reply to this


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    Some one had mika's dick in their fist-hole when they wrote this entry…Awwwwww

    Gay much?

  71. yeah right says – reply to this


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    gustav mahlers dog..oh please.

  72. marcia says – reply to this


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    perez, i love you. and i love patrick, too. i just think you dont need to be that gross.

  73. nuck says – reply to this


    73

    You know who that pic reminded me of…Ashley MacIsaac. Now there's a character to gossip about. Too bad he dropped off the face of the earth.

  74. Sam says – reply to this


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    Mm, classy of you.

  75. kate says – reply to this


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    I actually came to this site for the first time after reading about the feud on pitchfork. And my god you are pathetic. Hopefully Mahler's dog will be getting a nice big meal soon.

  76. Liz says – reply to this


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    I find your attempt to respond to his dis by instilling him with exaggerated homosexual qualities incredibly offensive, not to mention immature. I thought y'all were on the gays' side.

  77. lila says – reply to this


    77

    nope, sorry perez. can't agree with you this time!
    patrick is just lovely. x

  78. marley says – reply to this


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    what a loser! we love you perez!!!!!!!

  79. Meredith says – reply to this


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    This is the most immature post. This is definitely not the kind of thing I come here to read.

  80. Aaron says – reply to this


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    i love you perez, but don't go after Patrick. You have to admit he has more talent and style than us folk ever will.

    leave him be!

  81. love says – reply to this


    81

    "the magic position" has given me more joy than perez and mika combined

  82. john says – reply to this


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    i'm with patrick wolf on this one……he actually has talent and all you do is sit on your ass all day writing shit about people that have actually done something with their lives

  83. fuck you perez says – reply to this


    83

    you picked the wrong fight Perez. You're a piece of shit and scum compared to Patrick Wolf.

  84. Pheel says – reply to this


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    I adore Patrick Wolf but comparing him to Mika is insulting to patrick ! Mika Sucks, Mika is the new James Blunt, i hate his "music" and i hate him too he's not balsy enough to come out and came up with that post-gay shit and i don't understand why you don't brand him a coward for that….maybe it's because you don't care about his music and just want to suck his dick……
    Patrick Wolf is the real thing.

  85. LastLastLast says – reply to this


    85

    Look out, Perez!
    He's gonna sic Gustav Mahler's dog on you!

  86. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    Patrick Wolf sucks!!! He should stop getting fisted all the time, put down his stupid violin and start a website where he spends his time being obsessed with other people's lives, writing on pictures of them and in MSpaint - only than will he be a valuable, useful member of society. I love you Perez! you'll be my hero FOREVER!

  87. Christine says – reply to this


    87

    Wake up, Mika fans. His music is poppy garbage! And I am fully entitled to this opinion because I have listened to his entire album and still think it's trash.

    Perez, you know what Patrick Wolf has said is right. You KNOW it. Otherwise you'd drop it and stop blogging about someone who most of your daily readers don't even know or give two shits about! Go back to writing about Lohan, Hilton and Richie, you're fans will appreciate it.

  88. Christine says – reply to this


    88

    YOUR***

  89. starts with D and ends with Listed says – reply to this


    89

    Listen here you fat fuck: I hope someone hacks into this site and writes in capital letters on the main page that that other celeb blog, which I cannot name since my post will be deleted by your petty bitch ass, is WAAAAY better than this outlet for a bitter gay lardass' venom. Michael K has more decency and humour in his pinky than you do in your gigantic fat body.

    XOXO

  90. LadyOfShalott says – reply to this


    90

    Listen here you fat fuck: stop spewing your bitter homophobic venom. You're truly pathetic.

  91. Alessandra says – reply to this


    91

    I think I never laughed so hard in my life…this is hysterical! Love Perez!

  92. Laura says – reply to this


    92

    ROFL that kid's funny.
    and your "comeback" was truly pathetic. =D
    oh well, just stick to stuffing your face with donuts and also, it wouldn't hurt to start a cocaine addiction, you know, to lose 400 or so pounds.

  93. bUZZY says – reply to this


    93

    Ouch perez that hurts you finally got served

  94. That girl says – reply to this


    94

    dang Perez! that was harsh. I dont even know that guy, but it takes guts to be an artist of any kind, especially if you suck! All I wanna say is I hope when Im rich and famous we stay friends my dear :)

  95. parez says – reply to this


    95

    Uh…the fisting crack (pun intended) was funny but you should have left it at that. The last line was way over the top, Piggy. It wasn't even funny, which offends me most of all.

  96. V says – reply to this


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    MIKA BLOWS—-
    PATRICK IS AMAZING AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT HOW MANY RECORDS HE SELLS CAUSE IT'S ABOUT MAKING ACTUAL MUSIC INSTEAD OF SINGING LIKE A FREAKING 5 YEAR OLD GIRL… AND PEREZ YOU ARE NOT ONE TO TALK.. I'M SURE YOU COULD FIT THREE ARMS UP YOUR ASSHOLE… YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

  97. juicet@hotmail.com says – reply to this


    97

    ashley macisaac called…can patrick wolf carbon clone macisaac any more!?

  98. bc says – reply to this


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    Perez, I generally think you're funny but you cannot bag on Patrick Wolf in such a vile mean-spirited way. Patrick Wolf is an amzingly talented songwriter, singer and multi-instramentalist. I saw him at the Sasquatch Festival in Washington State in May and was blown away. We all know you're in love with Mika, but you need to face facts - Mika is a joke who can't hold a candle to Patrick's talent.

  99. JoeyOh says – reply to this


    99

    POLEEEZEE NO MORE BRITS1111

  100. skye says – reply to this


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    Perez, I too am going on Patrick with this one. He is way more intelligent and artistic then you could ever be, and honestly, if you're going to be putting people's dirty laundry out and gossiping about them in public, you're gonna have to deal with people speaking negatively about you. Get over yourself. Plus, the last part of your post was over the top crude and just really, really immature.

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