He's Smart
Patrick Wolf is cute, but cute alone does not sell records.
The melodramatic singer is desperate for a little attention. The Brit previously picked a fight with Mika, branding him a "twat."
Now, Wolf is on the attack and coming after Perez.
On his official MySpace blog, Patrick wrote the following:
"I have also become bored of being branded a swedish stripper by 'perez soulless vacuous im sorry your life is so superficial gustav mahlers dog will be waiting for you in the afterlife to eat you hilton.'"
Awww. Cute!
We wish our life could be a little less superficial and more "deep," like Patrick's. Too bad we don't like to get fisted.
Wolfie doesn't even require any lube. Just shove your hand in his loose hole and it will go swallow it up ’til your elbow!
Nipple Action!
um. if you think he is so lame and just "desperate" for attention why are you giving him time on your blog? i have no idea who this guy is but it seems to me you're just making a mountain out of a molehill.
Yeah, only in America can someone become famous for being an absolute dickfuck. And I'm talking about you Perez Hilton. You're patronizing someone for being unique and better than you at pretty much everything. The hordes of stupid MTV-watching homophobic conformists that subscribe to your site just lap it up. You are what's wrong with today's society.
Seriously Perez, this is in ridiculously poor taste. You can dish it out but you surely can't take it, and your immaturity knows no bounds.
I love both of you. Is that oK?
You missed his point and verbally over reacted…use your position judiciously/responsibly. Listen more.
Awww… somebody got a thesaurus for his birthday!
Seriously…vacuous? That's like, a 84 point word in Scrabble or some shit.
It's funny that I'm talking shit because he's using intelligence, like it's a bad thing. But he shouldn't have talked shit about my gurrrl Perez and I wouldn't have had to poke fun at him.
Oh, and I'll never understand these cats who comment about how totally shiteous all of this is. If you don't dig what Perez writes, then don't fucking read it. There's a new web site coming online every minute, it seems. Go read one of those pages. If you hate Perez and his site, it's so easily avoidable. You just don't type his URL into your address barr. Problem solved. Instead you log on and go for Perez's site, knowing that you'll be offended and get to leave a comment talking about how stupid Perez is and you'll get attention for a minute. Attention that you couldn't get without him because you don't have your own website for us to read and leave comments saying how much we hate you. Seriously kids, move on.
And who the fuck is Mika? Did I miss something?
God I love you Perez! So fucking quick-witted and hilarious. Even when some other cunt think's he's clever, there you are to make him eat shit. LOVE IT AND LOVE YOU!!!!
I hope Patrick Wolf beats your fat ass straight into the pavement for this. You know he was totally right about you, and this just goes to show!
I hope Patrick Wolf beats your fat ass straight into the pavement for this.
Is Patrick Wolf gay :O!?
I'm SOOOOO in love with him :S…
but really is he Gay?!?!?!??!?!?!
NEED TO KNOW ASAP!!
Good come back. It's about as good as saying 'I know you are but what am I?' Patrick has more talent in his left nut than you will ever have, fatty.
Oi, Perez, I think you should find a new interest who doesn't involve to insult other people!
And about all this "stripping thing" you think is tasteless
Just because you envy the body Patrick have!
Yeah I sank to your level now, but not as low as you do, because I think that’s tasteless!
Perez you are an absolute twat
Perez dearest, stop mirroring, we know it's YOU who needs the fist.
And btw, just tastless to even bring up fisting. What the hell has that to do with all this?
Did he touch a weak point?
Yeah I think so..
perez,
i love reading your stuff, but this was just immature and way low for you…not only that, but its offensive to the gay community, as mentioned many times previously.
Where is this fisting remark coming from? Mika told you something? Can't stop wondering what happened between Wolf & Mika that turned their mutual appreciation into bitterness.. Did they make out and get annoyed? Was Patrick overdoing the poppers to open up? Was Mika using his teeth too much when sucking Wolfies cock? Or something to do with the meth? Who can say?
oh go back to college and learn some tolerance you blue haired twat
The funniest part of Perez's blog is reading the comments from retards who care about this kind of crap. Don't like Perez? Don't come here! If talking about fisting is all it takes to work up you whinging bitches then you need to take a couple of days to HARDEN UP!! It's Perez's blog, he can write whatever he damn well pleases. Also, you can all call him talentless, but he's the one making a mint from this site, you're just jealous you didn't get in on the action. I love Mika, and I love Perez
wtf was that!!
you are fucked perez.
patrick wolf is one of the most talented musicians ever.
and you should really get a clue about record sales before saying things about his sales.
Patrick's so loose you could drive a boat show in there.
I heard when he realises his musical career is going nowhere, his ass is gonna become a new ride at Euro Disney.
sheesh perez, you are so pathetic it's painful to watch.
Perez, how can you?!!? Mika sucks dick and Patrick Wolf is one of the most amazingly UNDERRATED talented musicians out there!! Have you even heard "Lighthouse"?!?!?!! Just listen to it people!!! Ugh!!
He is not desperate for attention Perez! And since when is getting fisted or having a loose asshole an insult!??! You're the king of both.
Wow, that is the first time I have ever dissed you. Even though it isn't you who posts these blogs anyway…
umm, yeah imma have to AGREE with most of the other comments on here..
you missed his point
and seriously, if you lashed out at everyone that was bored of you calling them a "swedish stripper" then you would be lashing out at crowds, hun
So it's okay for Wolf to respond about Perez's comments, but he can't do the same. Where's the justice in that?
Oh grow up Perez. How come you can dish out so much bile and not take it when someone has an opinion of you that isn't some sycophantic "prezzer you're so cute, or prezzer have you lost weight". Puke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You really are an overgrown toddler spitting the dummy out of the pram, aren't you???????????
How bad must it suck to be Perez Hilton going to sleep at night?
Oh Mario, you're just orgasming over the realisation that he even knows you exist. Be still your throbbing salaciousness.
One word, Perez. Haaaarsh.
I love it
You're an idiot.
He looks like the little brother on "wedding Crashers".
whoa, Perez - tha is harsh (and homophobic). Too bad for you Patrick has more talent in his asshole than you have anywhere on your 300 pound body.
Snap!
Too all you people kissing Perez's ass - chub rock does not read these comments - he is too busy at Krispy Kream - so stop sucking his a-hole.
patrick wolf is amazing. his music is beautiful and he puts his heart and soul into what he does. its fucks like you that make me sick. learn some respect. especially for mr. wolf who is a musical genius.
and i also find it quite funny with all your little gay references….are you actually that retarded. hes not gay you fag. the entire magic position album was insprired by his relationship with a WOMMANN. go get your facts straight you fat fuck
you're just jealous that you're not as GORGEOUS as our dear patrick. you lose this one perez. patrick is everything, and has a brain a zillion times bigger than yours… so fuck off.
What an idiot. Perez Hilton is so superficial and unintelligent that any response to his bitching and pandering to the lowest common denominator by anyone on the intellectual level of Patrick (or, actually, just over the level of Hilton. Which can't be that hard.) is met with childish, obscene and really irrelevant insults. Does the comment he made have any kind of response to Patrick's statement? No. It's just another example of this shallow idiot's inability to comprehend anything slightly above his everyday level of thought.
…And also, being cute alone does not sell records, you're right. Being a naturally talented musician who constructed his first instrument at the age of twelve, with an original point of view, real intelligence, emotional eloquence and very strong artistic integrity and fans who really respect him does that nicely.
Unlike some people who have to be trashy, vulgar and cheap to gain popularity, like Hilton, who I'm suprised hasn't been sued penniless by people trying to convey a real point who are misinterpreted and actually made just that bit sleazier by even being mentioned in connection with this vile, unintelligent website.
It's very easy to sit there and judge, with your stupid, give-me-attention hair and your obsessive and blatantly insecure need to criticize everything even slightly out of your narrow viewpoint.
Don't fuck with intelligent people and their fans. They fuck back, and you can forget about lube.
perez really is pathetic. you notice how patrick's argument towards him was intelligent and truthful and perez's was just disgusting and petty. i think everone knows who comes off better here. and also, patrick just wants attention! i think he can get that without slagging off other "celebs" seeing as he is a successful, talented artist with loads of fans. perez is obviously just jealous that patrick is better than him in every way imaginable.
he's such a bottom it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, or fucking a glass of water.
patrick wolf is a fcking genious and hes not someone who needs to be insulted by perez hilton.
yes patrick is right!
mika IS an utter twat, a not very talented one too.
and
perez hilton IS what patrick says.
bleh.
wolf is undoubtebly one of the most talented musicians out there right now which im sure many people will agree with. his music has indeed inspired many.
in my opinion, he should make his own website like this to slag perez hilton off seeing as it should be that way in the first place. he doesnt need anyone telling him how to perform or how to do things. one of the best things about patrick is that he's an individual and does things his way. he clearly doesnt try to fit in with the rest of the music industry.
basically, if this website wants to make fun of people, it should be done to the obvious bimbos aka jessica simpson or paris hilton, whatever. just not to an inspiring man like patrick wolf. it's the least he deserves.
God I love a bitch fight!!
Perez you are a biotch. Patrick has a job and studies on the other hand, you are only a dragqueen.
Question: Have you ever LISTENED to ANYTHING by Patrick Wolf?
He has more talent in his pinky toe than Mika has in his entire family.
And he doesn't need photoshop to look adorable.
Patrick>You
I had no idea you thought having a brain (and class) is so unattractive.
For those wondering…he's bi, not that it really matters.
what a focking fistjockey! bad words against perez and the most fabulous live act at the moment, mika? what a publicity whore!
stop
Sorry Perez, think you're great and all, but really, Patrick Wolf is 100 times the man you could ever be.
He's intelligent, far too intelligent to bother about what you write about him.
I also think it's hilarious how you're going on about how cute and adorable he is, until he expresses his dislike for you. Then you do a U-turn and start spewing some absolutely vile comments about him. Remind me of when guys tell me how beautiful I am, then when I turn them down they tell me to forget about it because I'm fucking ugly. Nice.
Oh, and enough with the "fagulous" and gay innuendos. He's not even gay! He's bi/pansexual. Two of his most significant relationships were with women (Bishi and Ingrid Z, I believe).
I've met Patrick, he's one of the nicest, most inspiring people ever. Too bad you're too shallow to see that.
Julia Set xxx
Iøm afraid Patrick has your disgusting ass beat on this one - hands down.
I find you amusing sometimes, but your response in the face of a (rightfully) defensive genius is just juvenile and repulsive. ew.
patrick wolf is an absolut artist.. Pushing the boundries not only in his musical field but creating new genre's. He may e contreversial but he undeniably talented.
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Spazzy attack alert oh dear I lurf your shorties Patty. Oh and please just piss of and pick on someone your own brain size. I.e Paris Hilton
Patrick is so eloquent, intelligent and amusing, yet all Perez can retalliate with is along the lines of 'ZOMGZZZ, U R A FAG, LOL'. Amusingly, Patrick isn't even gay, though his sexual orientation is no concern of us.
He also wasn't attacking Perez, but we all know that if you make a website dedicated to outing people and discussing the tribulations of celebrities, your life is missing that special something which makes it complete.
Patrick makes me laugh with his persuit of knowledge about gypsies and mythology, we share the same favourite member of Girls Aloud, he knows about so many wonderfully obscure and unusual things. Perez, I wouldn't want on my pub quiz team.
Perez, you think you're high and mighty, untouchable, because you have a blog which people browse when they're avoiding doing work. You feel free to insult other people, yet when any one says anything in return you act like A 6 year old in the playground. You're getting old Perez, ride the wave of intrigue while is lasts, it won't last much longer. Do something worthwhile, learn about something which intrigues you and do something positive and creative, that is my advice to you.
patrick wolf has more talent than perez and miko together.
wtf!
fisted?!
please. the only reason you dislike Patrick Wolf is because he doesn't kiss your ass like that talentless Mika does. you need to get a real job soon Perez.
patrick wolf is a talented and authentic artist, a rarity these days i'm sure you'll agree. is it any wonder he objects to your attempts to cheapen who he is? good on him for coming back at you with wit and dignity, a total contrast to your gratuitous (and not even remotely funny) attack. x
I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ. I HATE YOU PEREZ.
so, so, so much.
Perez, normally I love you, but this one is a little uncalled for.
Patrick is pretty amazingly talented, and it's obvious that this whole thing was a result of miscommunication between the both of you. Wolf didn't like your prodding comments about him, even if they were in good spirit (at first). To him, you were making a mockery of his image. When he countered with a slap in the face or an attempt at telling you to back off, you respond by saying something vulgar and tasteless. My personal opinion is that you both need to apologize to each other and start fresh.
Also, this was a bulletin his managers posted on myspace, not a blog (like it matters, but still).
Also … he's bi, not gay.
perez has been the man but this is lame patrick wolf is a truly talented artist and mika is a talentless twat