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Jack No Longer Black

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw

Jack Black is looking mighty fine!

Yes, that's the funnyman - spotted sporting a newly bleached 'do in Hawaii by a Perezcious reader.

This pic is going to drive the bear chasers insane.

Yum yum yum!

Posted: August 14, 2007 at 6:53 am

91 comments to “Jack No Longer Black”

traci says – reply to this

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i do not likey! he looks weeeiiirrrrd
lgyifyl says – reply to this

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c==3
Jo says – reply to this

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Cuties
kero says – reply to this

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Eww, looks worse than ever
firsr
kitson says – reply to this

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total hotness
simon says – reply to this

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1st 2nd ore 3rd..
simon says – reply to this

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guess 6th then
eglantine says – reply to this

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first
g says – reply to this

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FIRS?!
Gina from jozi South AFRICA says – reply to this

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He would look even better with a clean shirt. but he's a sweet-heart none-the-less
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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I had no idea that was Jack Black at first.
claire says – reply to this

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hot hot hot!!!
martha says – reply to this

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i love raymond and mariah!
John says – reply to this

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Jack is looking MIGHTY FINE!!!!!!
noeleen says – reply to this

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he is like a hot version or you perez
fur burger says – reply to this

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WoW! he does look HOT!! yum
Ash says – reply to this

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I think he looks gross.
Kiki says – reply to this

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Um, Peter Andre has gotten fat.
Kibbell says – reply to this

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Eeewwwww @ the stained shirt!
Nortorious Kub says – reply to this

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WOOF!!!!!

This bear cub wants him some Jack Black.

Perez I'd lick you all over too.
Miss Me says – reply to this

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cute! he could do me on a rainy monday! =]
spankyspooky says – reply to this

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he looks goooooooooood
mc says – reply to this

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He's very sexy. I love men who make me laugh. He's hilariously funny.
Spicy McHaggis says – reply to this

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Sting better get his fat-ass back in the gym!
a taste of honey says – reply to this

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Ah look they look like they are in love!!
alena says – reply to this

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well hate to admit it but yeah he is lookin kinda yummy. At least its better than the dark, greasy, swarmy look. GO JACK!!
je moer says – reply to this

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GATVERDAMME PEREZ JE BENT ECHT KAPOT SMERIG ALS JE DIT YUM YUM YUM VIND!!!!

oh well, we already knew you are disgusting
Anna says – reply to this

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He looks like a "lost" Davis brother. Ewww most fat people are soo gross and greasy…
Cindyyy says – reply to this

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He looks alike you, Perez.
Ugly as always!!! And fat!
The only differecen is that he's not gay..good good…
Bertha Buttmunch says – reply to this

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Dude is still ugly!
Nothing gonna help him!
He's not funny, not talented and needs to go away!!!
Maybe he could become Perez's bitch???
Tim & Jeff - KISS 107 says – reply to this

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GO REDS! CINCI LOVE TO PEREZ!
bearwww.com/chema_52 says – reply to this

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i've always liked the guy
Ithi says – reply to this

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Oh Jack what have you done?
Ralph Cramden says – reply to this

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Gee I never knew Davy Crockett was so fat!
MRS JACKBLACK says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS QUITE SEXY HERE - I WOULD'NT KICK HIM OUT OF BED - BIGGER MEN ARE BETTER LOVERS!!
Lisa says – reply to this

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I didn't realize Tom Delonge and Jack Black were friends.
Kirin says – reply to this

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– bear chasers?? –
you give homosexual men a bad name.
yo says – reply to this

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Stick a big white cowboy hat and a rawhide vest on him and you've got Hoss Cartright.
Cartman Rulez says – reply to this

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if they ever did a live action SouthPark he'd be perfect as Cartman.
marker sniffer says – reply to this

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looks good on him! he looks tan too! nice improvement!
mike says – reply to this

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anyone notice the shitstain on his shirt… besides the hair his sloppyness hasn't changed!
qt196 says – reply to this

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separated at birth–this pic next to perez
Nikki997 says – reply to this

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Jack Black looks seperated at birth from Perez..
Hannah says – reply to this

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Ieeeel!! You think jack black is yum yum yum and you ripp on Hot Andy Samberg? You have a weird taste!!
ck says – reply to this

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Sure hope that new 'do is for a movie, because he looks ridiculous.
COCO says – reply to this

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Amazing actor, he can do anything he wants, great professional…I only have good thing to said about him.-
Love to see him in Perezhilton!
david-0-selznik says – reply to this

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i'd fist him.
maggie says – reply to this

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I think he looks cute!
ash says – reply to this

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UGHHHHH LOVE HIM!!!!!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

HE LOOKS GREAT!!!!!
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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I LOVE Jack! Total hottie!!!
Carrie says – reply to this

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I love Jack Black blond or black! Cute and funny!
Kelly S says – reply to this

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His wife is soooo lucky!that bitch
Lolita Loco says – reply to this

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Grrrrr!!! Funny, rich and with a hairy chest - I'd so do him!! *lmao*
myspace.com/partylikeananimal says – reply to this

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Jack is the dope…

funny guy.
Heather says – reply to this

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He looks like that fat guy who played in Tommy Boy…who also died of an overdose, I can't remember his name, but he looks just like him…it's weird.
Jack says – reply to this

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He looks just like Perez, except significantly better looking.
Jay Link says – reply to this

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Hey Jack:
I like the new look man.
You have also lost some weight..
hotboi says – reply to this

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wow, never thought of him in a sexual way…that picture makes me want to toss his salad all night. Yummy
Rachel says – reply to this

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Why does he always have a stain on his clothes? Yuck
You are fat says – reply to this

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and so is he…but he is more attractive.
MeMeMe says – reply to this

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He's not fine, Poopez. You're just saying that because you THINK you look like him. You are so in love with yourself that you are thinking that fat, ugly people are good-looking because you wish you looked like them. I feel so sorry for Porkez Hamton and his obvious self-esteem issues.
Miss Kelly says – reply to this

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he kind of looks like a fat scott peterson…weird
u_u says – reply to this

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I've never liked this guy
craig says – reply to this

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looks like he dribbled on his shirt - fuckin' slob…
Rachele says – reply to this

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hey, everybody gets stains on their shirt, but anyways…my friend took this picture (and i secretly sent it in) while she was vacationing in hawaii and that is a fan with him, her friend randy.
maia says – reply to this

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aww, i love him no matter what he does! he will always be a hottie in my book.
andi says – reply to this

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I'm a huge tenacious d fan and am slightly taken aback by this. he looks so L.A. Is this for a movie??
Perez, Are you smokin' that crack again!? says – reply to this

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You're gonna diss Andy Samberg, then call this fat fuck yummy?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Pinkpantrix says – reply to this

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He looks lke a female Rosie O'Donnell
Pinkpantrix says – reply to this

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He looks like a female Rosie O'Donnell
clauhi says – reply to this

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I loves me a chubi one.
but I bet he was very drunk
naughtygreekboi says – reply to this

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i wouldnt mind rollin around with the reds fans… put ur arm around me cutie!
Kuz says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT, Sex on Legs. I didnt think he could get any better looking, but WOW. so cut he's married:(
savannah says – reply to this

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yah randy!!!
waitress says – reply to this

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I waited on him once - he's a really nice guy. Kinda quirky but nice. And a really good tipper.
tanya says – reply to this

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thats my boyfriend on the right!!!
Randy says – reply to this

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How did this get up here?
Im the guy on the right.
And no im not tanyas boyfriend.
Jack isnt gay.
terry says – reply to this

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he looks so old and creepy my god he is a ugly prat and soooooooooo weird
Adrianna says – reply to this

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EWW!!! he looks gay now
sara-canadian says – reply to this

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He's rocking the Perez look!
Mariahh says – reply to this

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UGGGG wtf perez you call this yum yum yum!! Groass . As for the Samberg thing: You ripp on hot men because you can't get them LOSER
outragedfan says – reply to this

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perez, i love how you can appreciate the deliciousness of mr. black. he's the stuff. bear love '07
Donkey says – reply to this

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Jack Black is the man!
hernanson33 says – reply to this

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ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!
MiMoo says – reply to this

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there go my dreams
:'(
Andrea M says – reply to this

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That , kinda makes me tingly in my dangerzone. I
Grammar Bitch says – reply to this

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Fugly no-talent piece of shit. Isn't it time he died choking on his own vomit?
courtney love cox says – reply to this

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Bear chasers? Is that like chubby chasers for men? Never heard that one…..
Jackoff Blackov says – reply to this

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Jack Black is a fat, short, no talent , totally unfunny pig. His Tenacious D movie is most probably the worst movie ever made.
chrissie says – reply to this

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wow, I think I have a girl boner.
kris Chapman says – reply to this

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I dont care what colour his hair is his face and body are HOT!!!