Perez Hilton, Cover Girl

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The Queen of All Media graces the cover of the new Las Vegas edition of Club Planet magazine.

Zexy!

Click here to read the interview with the GG.

    Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 2:05 pm / Email this  »

    88 comments to “Perez Hilton, Cover Girl”

    1. sigrid.. says – reply to this


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      first.

    2. jenn says – reply to this


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      You wished you looked like that Perez…. *rolls eyes*

    3. Chris says – reply to this


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      Now THIS pic is accurate…not your banner…fatty.

    4. Michèle says – reply to this


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      hi Perez, you're a cover girl now!

    5. j says – reply to this


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      hi

    6. Patty says – reply to this


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      I'm sure your eyebrows are more fabulous than that in person!

    7. ANNA says – reply to this


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      WILL DO!

    8. john says – reply to this


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      loves it!

    9. perez says – reply to this


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      first

    10. Josephine says – reply to this


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      SEXY! love you Perez!

    11. Vanna says – reply to this


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      Go P.

    12. nickiquick says – reply to this


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      send me a copy biatch

    13. Love Ya P says – reply to this


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      Smokin'

    14. Reality says – reply to this


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      You're way fatter in real life.

    15. Whatever says – reply to this


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      You look cute there, P!

    16. miami girl.... like perez =] says – reply to this


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      u are soo hot perez. damnnn lol

      zexyy.
      id tap that if i was a guy..and i wa gay
      lol

    17. Nonya says – reply to this


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      To VIP

      I can't wait for school to be back in session so we won't have to put up with your adolescent antics. Grow up already!

    18. Jose says – reply to this


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      You look better when you're digitalized. :|

    19. Murphy says – reply to this


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      Perez you fat lazy wanker. Stop goofing off and post a nice pic of Hilary Duff.

    20. Lord Almighty says – reply to this


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      CLUBPLANET IS THE BEST MAGAZINE EVER

    21. wtf says – reply to this


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      Yawn. The more this site is about Perez himself, the less interesting it becomes.

    22. ck says – reply to this


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      These artists sure are generous with your womanly curves, Perez. It's like they're looking into a funhouse mirror that shaves off pound after pound.

    23. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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      Oh you little cutie! That's adorable!!!!

    24. yasemin says – reply to this


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      you sexy bitch you

    25. i heart perezzers says – reply to this


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      P-nasty you make my sucky day a little brighter. Can I come work for you? My job is SO boring…

    26. DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this


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      This is new, the worlds' first photoshopping done by hand. They slimmed you down quite a bit, didn't they?

    27. Kevifabulous says – reply to this


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      Judging from the last picture taken of Perez in real life, I think that cartoon is about 80 lbs too short to be Perez.

    28. Shawn says – reply to this


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      Wow. They airbrushed your gut and 2 chins out of the drawing.

    29. HAHA says – reply to this


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      WHAT A SLIMMING CARTOON INTERPRETATION. TOO BAD YOURE ACTUALLY THE SIZE OF A WHALE PEREZ.

    30. Max says – reply to this


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      damn hot i have to admit *twink*

    31. Glad Ur Gay says – reply to this


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      Your Hotttttnesssss I can't wait to see your TV show!!!

    32. dee says – reply to this


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      Right! Who knew they could photoshop a cartoon???
      I must tell Donald Duck and Micky Mouse immediately!

    33. kristin m says – reply to this


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      i think he's hot

    34. Lisa says – reply to this


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      You look better in than picture than i'Ve ever seen you before.

    35. Mariah Cunty says – reply to this


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      wow.
      Talk about making someone looke BETTER than they really do!
      You really need to thank the person who drew that Piggez!
      I swear that you and Gummi Bear Davis are TWINS!!

    36. johnny random says – reply to this


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      add another 50 pounds of gross and some horrible outfit and it would be more like you

    37. mel says – reply to this


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      I can't figure out why you don't have a boyfriend still - you're such a dreamboat.

    38. Yup. says – reply to this


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      A fun, flattering Perez comic book cover. I hope you're saving all of this stuff for a scrapbook to revisit when you're very old. It goes by quickly.

    39. Davey says – reply to this


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      They actually made you look gayer!

    40. greeps says – reply to this


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      Coming soon: Topeka Weekly

    41. Martha says – reply to this


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      sexy

    42. craig says – reply to this


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      you WISH you were as thin as this drawing of you - try a salad you fat fuck.

    43. Dude says – reply to this


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      dude, that cartoon looks way better, ur fucken hideous in life, i like the blog, b ut not ur face kid. your hideous. and those bitches are lying to you about being sexy. you fat cunt.

    44. Roxy Littlehawk says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, I saw a character based on YOU in a new video game

    45. DE says – reply to this


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      #34… They also left out the moobs. Bad when a cartoon is an improvement on how you look.

    46. elsie says – reply to this


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      Your skin makes me think of bacon and pork rinds.

    47. tony says – reply to this


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      Damn Perez they left off half of you! You are so much fatter than that!!

      btw where is the shit on your mouth from sucking the cock after it had been up your ass? That is how Gummi Bear does you right?

    48. joe says – reply to this


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      perez, your the reason why gay people have a problem coming out

    49. me says – reply to this


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      who the hell "drew" that? Oh my god. I am speechless..

    50. STEJAY says – reply to this


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      JUST LOSE WEIGHT..YOU KNOW THAT CARTOON PIC IS NOT HOW YOU LOOK. PLUS HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO PLP DOWN WHEN YOU LOOK THE WAY YOU DO?? IS CAUSE YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEM?

    51. Kara says – reply to this


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      Pretty inaccurate picture!! It makes you look like Rumer Willis with orange hair.

    52. sarou says – reply to this


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      perez are you gay? WHATEVER
      i think you look pretty here,but in the reallity..eww you must be really fat

    53. TATIANA says – reply to this


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      YEAH ID TAP THAT IF I WAS A GAY GUY TOO… :D

      myspace.com/taucjan87

    54. kristin m says – reply to this


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      cuz he needs a bitch

    55. nora says – reply to this


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      you wish see look that good—for a day

    56. Liza says – reply to this


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      Chub Planet would have been a more appropriate magazince for you to be on the cover.

    57. tita says – reply to this


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      CHUB Planet would have been a more appropriate magazince for you to be on the cover.

    58. stacey says – reply to this


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      hey there's some really fucked up people writing in comments! Perez, we love you in Canada! You ROCK, eh!

    59. tregarbor says – reply to this


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      they forgot to draw in oompa loompa's lard cookie's

    60. gary says – reply to this


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      They photoshopped 100 lbs off you in that pic Perez!

    61. brent says – reply to this


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      wow paris, your hair is one color and you are about 60lbs lighter in the cartoon.

    62. sugarpuss says – reply to this


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      Love the Fred Flintstone 5 O'clock shadow! butchtastic1

    63. shuddup says – reply to this


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      Should say "CHUBPlanet". Bwahahahahahah!!!

    64. PerezLover says – reply to this


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      God, the cartoon actually looks better than the bloated real thing! LOL!

    65. Hash says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry, did they air brush that cover pic?

    66. Hash says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry, did they air brush that cover pic?

    67. Smelly Turtado says – reply to this


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      they should really rename that mag to 'Club FatAss'

    68. dood says – reply to this


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      You do realize perez, that no one gives a shit about YOU. we just like the gossip. Fuck off with your self promotion bullshit. no one would care if you dropped dead today, as long as someone replaces you
      ciao

    69. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Do you always have to be photoshoped :s
      Pleeease die your haair back to like blonde or brown.
      When i saw your hair in a magazine it made me sick.
      lol no affence.
      You judge… I judge :D

      lotsa love tho.
      LOVED seeing you on the Victoria Beckham going to American too.
      I died laughingg.

    70. C says – reply to this


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      They should have made you 100 lbs fatter.

    71. Tall_Blonde says – reply to this


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      Damn! Who knew they could photoshop a drawing ???? *LOL*
      C'mon Perez - You know that laptop was sittin' on your stomach ;-)

    72. JC says – reply to this


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      Why do you keep posting news about yourself? No one really cares. You're not a celebrity.

    73. M. says – reply to this


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      it looks like you're saying HAY-EE.

    74. PEREZ PITO says – reply to this


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    75. kim says – reply to this


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      Thanks, Perez, I really enjoyed reading it!!

    76. highlander says – reply to this


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      Wow. I didn't know they could Photoshop a drawing.
      Perez, Mardi Gras called. They need the big head back for the parade.

      Wow. I didn't know they could Photoshop a drawing.
      Perez, Mardi Gras called. They need the big head back for the parade.

      Wow. I didn't know they could Photoshop a drawing.
      Perez, Mardi Gras called. They need the big head back for the parade.

      Wow. I didn't know they could Photoshop a drawing.
      Perez, Mardi Gras called. They need the big head back for the parade.

      Wow. I didn't know they could Photoshop a drawing.
      Perez, Mardi Gras called. They need the big head back for the parade.

      Wow. I didn't know they could Photoshop a drawing.
      Perez, Mardi Gras called. They need the big head back for the parade.

      Wow. I didn't know they could Photoshop a drawing.
      Perez, Mardi Gras called. They need the big head back for the parade.

      Wow. I didn't know they could Photoshop a drawing.
      Perez, Mardi Gras called. They need the big head back for the parade.

    77. Dick's Last Resort indeed! says – reply to this


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      Yeah, the cartoon is MUCH thinner than the whale that you really are….get out the HARPOON!
      Plus he should be on the cover of CHUBBY CHOAD magazine!

      That Nevada magazine is probably telling how they want to bury Perez with the REST of the Nuclear Waste under Yucca Mountain there!!

    78. lisastrange says – reply to this


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      i love you even more now! that interview was wonderful! i am ordering a t-shirt as soon as i finish reading today's gossip! GO TEAM PEREZ!

    79. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      The Perez Hilton Song
      .
      Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz."
      .
      .
      He's the gossip encyclopedia,
      Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
      .
      Perez gets -
      All the website hits!
      .
      He has spies in all the right places,
      Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
      .
      He gives fits,
      Telling on their slips.
      .
      .
      When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
      They know he will tattle their disgraces,
      He's a Queen with Aces!
      .
      .
      Those in the know all go to his website,
      To see stars that just can not act right,
      .
      Perez whips,
      All the hypocrites,
      .
      Shows their naughty bits,
      Gettin' all the hits!
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    80. Journey says – reply to this


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      At first I thought the magazine was Chubplanet, which made much more sense to me.

    81. suckonthis says – reply to this


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      Bwahaha - I thought it read CHUBPLANET… would have been more fitting, no?

    82. Adrianna says – reply to this


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      Lookin sexy perez!!

    83. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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      I love the poster, Perez looks like he has Blower's CRAMPS, ha ha.

    84. johan says – reply to this


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      simply ridiculus !!

    85. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Looks great, babe!

    86. cutie pie says – reply to this


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      i hope tone loc doesnt even teach your racist ass how to rap. leave the rap to the black people you white people always want to get in on black stuff. remember white only signs

    87. me says – reply to this


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      CONGRATS

    88. me says – reply to this


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      LOVE YOU PEREZITO