GyllenHO's Coming To Broadway!

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Exciting news!

Jakey's coming to Broadway!

The Brokeback Mountain star is set to star in a new play, Farragut North, produced and possibly directed by the legendary Mike Nichols.

What's the show about?

Farragut North is a play about presidential politics, written by a former campaign advisor to Howard Dean.

Presidential politics?

Dang, that means we shouldn't expect any nudity on stage!

The play is expected to debut in the fall of 2008, the heart of campaign season.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 11:59 am / Email this  »

    75 comments to “GyllenHO's Coming To Broadway!”

    1. DRod says – reply to this


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      Gay

    2. ANGELA says – reply to this


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      Is it wrong that I have never been THAT attracted to Jake?? Maybe its the me being queer thing… I'm a Vince Vaughn type!… who am I? check me out at myspace.com/youwantangela.

    3. Washington DC says – reply to this


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      Farragut North is a metro stop in the DC subway system. Couldn't they come up with a more original name?

    4. Chas says – reply to this


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      First baby!

    5. poo says – reply to this


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      booo

    6. Anon says – reply to this


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      Damn. Perez you have better pictures than this of Jakey. And if he is doing Reese, he can't be a 'ho. You're the one who first broke the news about Gyllenspoon. Now this. I hope it's true. I saw it in the NY Post today so it might not be. Mike Nichols is married to Diane Sawyer, so maybe she made him grab Jakey. She likes the pretty boys.

    7. UKer says – reply to this


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      JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
      OMG HOW I'VE MISSED SEEING HIS LOVELY FACE ON THIS BLOG, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN YOU HAD SOME JAKE G NEWS EVERY SINGLE DAY.
      HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF HIM P?
      I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH IT HURTS.

    8. EMILY says – reply to this


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      WEEEEEEEEEE!

    9. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Major! I'll be in the Orchestra

    10. AsH says – reply to this


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      OMG perez you are crazy … stop fucking those poor animals whats wrong no human want you ?

    11. AsH says – reply to this


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      UnO dOes TrEs

    12. sara says – reply to this


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      I live and DC and Farragut North is a stop on the subway there.. just a little side note.

    13. Aquaboogie says – reply to this


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      Farrugut North is the subway stop I used to get off at when I worked at Victoria's Secret on L Street in downtown Washington, DC

    14. T says – reply to this


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      All these film actors need to realize that live theatre is a completely different beast. Julia Roberts learned that the hard way in "Three Days of Rain"—known by New Yorkers as "THREE HOURS OF PAIN." Good luck, Jake, but there are REAL actors on Broadway who are laughing at you behind your back.

    15. kate says – reply to this


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      GAY

    16. MisterMann says – reply to this


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      Sign me up for front row seats…and a backstage dressing room visit. oh, the things i'd do to that man!

    17. tufe says – reply to this


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      who cares what is't about? i'm there (unless reese witherspoon is, too)

    18. HotferJake says – reply to this


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      OMG, Jake is the ultimate in HOTNESS right now. i'd love to lick his balls (and work my way from there).

    19. JohnnyG says – reply to this


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      Jake tries to hard to be butch. He pumps iron and wears baseball caps, but he still has that pretty-boy face. You're not macho Jake, you're pretty, accept it. There's a reason why Heath was the one on top, girlfriend!

    20. JGRR says – reply to this


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      yumm…so sexy. i'll take him and Ryan Reynolds at the same time.

    21. Lala Bush says – reply to this


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      So damn goodlooking. There was a time there when you thought ugly duckling, but damn he's grown up nicely.

    22. cookiepuss says – reply to this


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      God, that man is but UGLY. He looks like a BABOON. Ugly as sin

    23. Perez says – reply to this


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      so perez - you're not gonna "out" Toothy Tile"??!!

    24. nadine says – reply to this


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      he looks terrified and i love it

    25. mike says – reply to this


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      Isn't he dating Austin Nichols ? Is mike nichols his dad ?/

    26. who's your daddy? says – reply to this


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      damn, he's sexy. i'd give it up to him in a heartbeat (oops, did i just say that out loud).

    27. IMNOTGAY says – reply to this


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      A face only a mother could love

    28. Kick says – reply to this


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      I know for Perez to talk about "Toothy Tile" would just promote Ted Casablanca and E!, but since Perez knows everything that goes on in Hollywood, why has he not illuded to Jake being gay if he is running all over town with another guy. You would think someone would have gotten at least a cell phone pic by now.

    29. Crapper says – reply to this


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      When Perez refers to Jake as Gyllen-ho, he was referring to the time after he broke up with Kristen and he was seen with all these random girls. Next fall is too long to wait for this

    30. LayDeeBug says – reply to this


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      all I can say is (and fuck all that gay shit, who cares)

      Yummmmmmmmmmy! I would drink his bathwater, toss his salad, let him take my bunghole, and even dirty sanchez me. (Ewww, I'm a pig!)

      No really, YUMMMMMM!

    31. LayDeeBug says – reply to this


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      #15 - Aquaboogie:

      Thank you, I KNEW I had seen that before. It's the Orange line, right.

    32. Jake_G says – reply to this


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      so gay..

    33. daVidtheGay says – reply to this


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      i hope he pulls down his pants and shows us his weiner.

    34. Pathetic says – reply to this


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      So many immature, disgusting, pathetic posters here. GROW UP and take your sick obession with Jake's sexuality elsewhere. Get laid or something because you sound crazy. I hope someone goes up to you and calls you the nasty names you call Jake. People should laugh in your faces.

      Jake is an extremely talented actor and I am so looking forward to this play. Mike Nichols is a great director and wth Jake cast it will be excellent.

      So many immature, disgusting, pathetic posters here. GROW UP and take your sick obession with Jake's sexuality elsewhere. Get laid or something because you sound crazy. I hope someone goes up to you and calls you the nasty names you call Jake. People should laugh in your faces.

      Jake is an extremely talented actor and I am so looking forward to this play. Mike Nichols is a great director and wth Jake cast it will be excellent.

      So many immature, disgusting, pathetic posters here. GROW UP and take your sick obession with Jake's sexuality elsewhere. Get laid or something because you sound crazy. I hope someone goes up to you and calls you the nasty names you call Jake. People should laugh in your faces.

      Jake is an extremely talented actor and I am so looking forward to this play. Mike Nichols is a great director and wth Jake cast it will be excellent.

    35. kate says – reply to this


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      HOMO

    36. NoNudityPshaw. says – reply to this


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      I beg to differ, I believe that nudity and presidential politics go hand in hand.

    37. Sperminator says – reply to this


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      Yowza! I wouldn't mind seeing him with a little jizz dribbling down his chin for real, courtesy of me.

    38. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Jakey coming to Broadway?…
      He should do well in that bastion of hetrosexuality.

    39. sari says – reply to this


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      Toothy returns to Perez Hilton.com. We missed ya.

    40. alexis says – reply to this


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      Farragut North is my Metro stop…will there be location shooting, perhaps?

    41. Skin Fluiter says – reply to this


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      Hot, i'd give Jake a Rusty Trombone.

    42. Access Hollywood says – reply to this


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      Perez knows more than Casablanca. Perez may be fat but at least gets out and actually goes places, Casablanca is stuck in some hole in HW sending e-mails to his interns and barred form the E studios!! LOL!!

    43. Jizz Factory says – reply to this


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      i wonder if he'll wear a manly trucker cap as i'm pounding him?

    44. Pathetic says – reply to this


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      So many immature, disgusting, pathetic posters here. GROW UP and take your sick obession with Jake’s sexuality elsewhere. Get laid or something because you sound crazy. I hope someone goes up to you and calls you the nasty names you call Jake. People should laugh in your faces. Jake is an extremely talented actor and I am so looking forward to this play. Mike Nichols is a great director and wth Jake cast it will be excellent.

      ______________________

      So many immature, disgusting, pathetic posters here. GROW UP and take your sick obession with Jake’s sexuality elsewhere. Get laid or something because you sound crazy. I hope someone goes up to you and calls you the nasty names you call Jake. People should laugh in your faces. Jake is an extremely talented actor and I am so looking forward to this play. Mike Nichols is a great director and wth Jake cast it will be excellent.

      __________________________

      So many immature, disgusting, pathetic posters here. GROW UP and take your sick obession with Jake’s sexuality elsewhere. Get laid or something because you sound crazy. I hope someone goes up to you and calls you the nasty names you call Jake. People should laugh in your faces. Jake is an extremely talented actor and I am so looking forward to this play. Mike Nichols is a great director and wth Jake cast it will be excellent.

    45. T.rex says – reply to this


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      Didn't trucker hats go out of vogue back in like '03?

    46. andrea says – reply to this


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      #36 IS A FAG HAG

    47. nicky says – reply to this


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      Jake being gay has to be the worst kept secret in Hollywood

    48. Clooney's Closet says – reply to this


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      #49: If it's such a worse kept secret, then why the Jake/Reese hook-up?? And don't say it's for the movie going public, because most could care less about Jake and Reese or Rendition despite the spin. And why the hell would Reese put herself up for such humiliation from her HW brethen if everyone knows? I know several people in HW in production, casting and you are so far off it's not even funny. True they never confirmed anything but they haven't denied anything either and both have engaged the paparazzi knowingly. If anyone is an open secret in HW it's James Franco and his BF and Hayden and Wenworth Miller but Perez has already outed them already haven't you Perez??

    49. SHallow VAL says – reply to this


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      #42 Alexis

      It's a play….on stage….

      (sigh)

    50. Shallow Val says – reply to this


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      50 - Clooney's Closet

      The James Franco reference is gold. I hate that actor but I can see why. He's a fake. If guys are gay, just say it. No one cares anymore.

    51. rd says – reply to this


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      Why should Lance be the only one having a gay old time on the Great White Way.

    52. Oral B says – reply to this


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      OMG, all i ask for is a couple of minutes. as soon as Jake blows his load in my mouth i'll leave…promise ;)

    53. Pathetic says – reply to this


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      #48 - andrea says:

      #36 IS A FAG HAG
      _______________

      And you are a pathetic idiot.

    54. Outer Innie says – reply to this


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      the days of being gay and it hurting your career are over. all these actors should be proud and put it out there. that being said its not Perez' job to out them….so shut the Eff up and mind your bizness!

    55. nicky says – reply to this


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      #50 I guess you have never heard of a woman being a "beard". Why don't you just ask Penelope Cruz ( hello Tom Cruise) and Kelley Preston (W/John Travolta)
      what thats about. QUIT BEING SO NAIVE.

    56. FagHag says – reply to this


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      Jake needs to start dating Penelope Cruz and end all the speculation once and for all.

    57. candyperfumeboy says – reply to this


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      Jake is such a talented and good-looking young actor. I knew that he would be a major star after seeing "October Sky."

    58. Clooney's Closet says – reply to this


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      #57/Nicky: Reese is an A-list academy award winning actress and one of the highest paid to boot. She has nothing to gain, the movie going public is on her side in the divorce . And to compare her to Penelope Cruz is absurd. And as far as it being the worst kept secret in HW, well it must be a deep dark secret as far as my HW pals are concerned, sounds like wishful thinking on your part. You and Casablanca sound like a 2 teenage girls pissed off that the cute boy ignored you. So let's smear any female: She's a beard! She's a hag! And speaking of hags, why does Ted need 3 interns to write is column? Is he off the wagon again??

    59. Oscan fan says – reply to this


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      gay or not the guy is effin delicious….and a good actor to boot. i'd love to ride his (future) oscar.

    60. maia says – reply to this


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      he looks a bit terrified in this picture, does he not?

    61. DCDerived says – reply to this


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      *Farragut North is a metro stop in the DC subway system. Couldn’t they come up with a more original name? *

      That's the same thing I thought when I read it. Then again, HBO's "K Street" was pretty unoriginal in that way, too.

    62. nicky says – reply to this


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      Ummm sure your Hollywood pals. Probably the guy working the craft services and the parking lot attendent. Sorry, to ruin whatever fantasy you got going on with Jakey boy here , but it's time to pull down the posters and kill yourself. because he aint interested in the females

    63. Devilgirl says – reply to this


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      OMG, I am there. I think he's a fantastic actor. And I really hope that he and Reese are dating and settle down and marry and have babies that look just like him. LOL. He's the most gorgeous man alive today and a terrific actor. And unfortunately, no matter what he does from here on out, he will always have the gay rumours around him. I think it shows a lot of class on his part to not comment about it. And if he and Reese are really dating, then hooray for them! It shows you CAN have a private life in hollywood. Go Jake and Reese!

    64. Facial-itator says – reply to this


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      nice one P-Nasty. i'm sure it's not the first time the Jakester has been on the receiving end of a facial.

    65. Please says – reply to this


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      RIght Nicky, like you are around every time Jake is with someone sexually to know for sure what his sexuality is. You need to grow up as do so many of you here. You sound so immature and ignorant about sexuality. Jake could be gay, bi, straight and it doesn't matter to me because I will never be with him and neither will you. He is a great actor and that is what matters. Stop acting as if you can speak about him as if you even know him when you don't.

    66. patchers says – reply to this


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      i worked on a photo shoot a while back and was part of the team taking pics of Jakey, he fully changed right in front of me and i seen ALL of his "gyllenho" and i must say it was very impressive and he's even more sexy naked but tried to keep "it" covered as much as he could, it was very hard for me to stay professional at that moment without dropping to my knees lol.

    67. freerein says – reply to this


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      Farragut North is also a Metro train stop in D.C. Maybe the play will be about that instead, which would be far better than presidential politics. At least a chance of bitch taking that shirt off. :)

    68. Violet says – reply to this


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      I LOVE JAKE GYLLENHAAL!!

      Reese is a pointy chined freak!! Bitch better watch her back!

    69. Torrie says – reply to this


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      Yay Jake! I might actually make a trip to New York to watch Jakey. =)

      Oh, and why doesn't Perez file Jake under the ”Gay Gay Gay” header anymore? I'm telling ya, Perez Hilton is nothing but a scared fatass who lives on PR payroll.

    70. Not says – reply to this


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      Torrie, this post isn't about Jake's sexuality so it shouldn't be filed under "gay, gay , gay." People need to grow up and stop being so immature about sexuality.

    71. david-0-selznik says – reply to this


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      i would eat everything/anything that came out of his body.

    72. James says – reply to this


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      god I love love love Jake!!!!!!

    73. Jodi says – reply to this


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      He's been in on the stage before. I saw him in London at the Garrick theatre in a production of This is our Youth with Hayden Christiansen and Anna Paquin. I went to see the show because of the other 2 but Jake was the best of the 3 he totally blew the others out of the water in the play. I had no idea who he was at he time (2002) and had I known he was bubbleboy I might have taken a miss on the play but I'm so glad I didn't. It was my first real experience with live theater and I'm now hooked!!! I think he'll be great on stage.

    74. Jodi says – reply to this


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      I've seen him on stage before, he was in the London production of 'This is our Youth" and he was amazing in it. I didn't really know who he was before but I've been a fan ever since. The other actors during that run were Hayden Christansen and Anna Paquin. He was by far the best of the 3, without a doubt!

    75. percy says – reply to this


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      Jakey will be great on stage - he is so talented and this is a serious role for him once again. He is amazing. I love him, gay or straight. He will love Broadway and all the chorus boys - even though he is not in a musical.