Let's Play Hide The Baby Bump

She's back and enjoying some time off.
Christina Aguilera and her hubby, Jordy, went furniture shopping in LA on Tuesday.
No, they didn't buy any baby items. The couple looked at chandeliers instead.
Can we expect a pregnancy announcement any time soon???
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Uhhh…unless I was in a coma that day she has not officially announced her pregnancy as far as I know
I think she is like Dolly Parton . . . who has never been seen without makeup . . . it's a refreshing change from the likes of other young celebs who always look like crap! Ironic that Chistina is one of the only of them all who prob needs makeup the least.
OMG! She is so pretty
now these "ballet slippers" were called Sam & Libby's once upon a time and they were banished far away! why oh why are they coming back???
Could she have possibly married an uglier guy? Don't think so.
Why are some of you trying to quantify how "latina" she is? That is just dumb.
Good luck to her. I hope her and the baby stay healthy.
Why is she so ugly? She looks like a tranny. Too much make up. You cant pair red lipstick AND eyeshadow. Shiteous.
I can not believe some of the comments on here, if she walked out looking like most of them do, just a mess, all of you commenting on her make-up would be the first to comment on that. She is never seen without make-up and I say good for her. That is the way it use to be in the glamour days of hollywood, those legendary leading ladies would never been seen in public unless they were fully groomed. This girl is the only one out of the whole sorry lot of them that will be still around and entertaining 20 years from now, she is the only one with real talent. As far as her husband goes what she did was more then likely fall in love with a really nice guy, she didn't settle for anything, you can just tell he treats her like a queen, once again good for her!!
Im not sure how far along she is but it is very common for a women to wait until she gets through the first trimester. The first trimester is the most important one. Who wants to make an announcent that they are expecting and then suffer a miscarriage? and on top of that in the medias eye.
OOOOOOOOOOO I hope that baby doesn't come out looking like her hubby….
Can anyone say Cro-Magnon??
And why is her hubby NOT wearing a wedding ring???
#108 sassafrass
lick my ass. she's not latina, that's why. It pisses me off how people lump others into a class because it's economically convenient to their fucking careers. (I know you're not doing it, but however you're still an ass for wishing her luck like you're goddamn friends or something)
My surname is Lebanese but I'm not Arabic. I don't speak, understand, read nor write ARABIC (though I'd like to). I'm a goddamn Dominican who's parents are both Dominican and I speak, read, understand and write in Spanish and I was born here. If anyone is a latina, I am, not her.
Christina Aguilera has a latin surname, but she is not Latina God-Damn it. GET IT!!!!?????
fuck you #95 - Agnacious , i want to see a picture of yourself without makeup
why does she have to wear so much make up… easy up cristina
Screw her and her clownish makeup. Why isn't she showing off her bump? Isn't she thrilled to be pregnant? Probably not, bitch probably thinks her baby is going to ruin her career. But if the baby looks anything like her hubby, it's gonna be one fugly kid.
to: Sick of Sycophants : her father is from ecuador, so she does have half a latino background looser…
You can also tell she's preggers cause the midget's wearing flats. Wow her husband must be short too…
her hub is fug, and she could lighten up on the makeup..wouldnt hurt
us weekly reported she alreayd made her announcement, and its a girl?????…weird!
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Christina looks fantastic pregnant.God Bless you,your hubby and that baby.
The only reason she's "so pretty" is because of all that make-up. She's really not that attractive. However, she would look better with less make-up. She kind of looks like Phyllis Diller…in fact if she were green she would look like Elphaba from Wicked. Smart about keeping things under wraps. Why does she have to announce anything personal to the media?
Seriously..what happened to back to basics? She is reliving the caked-on drag queen faze of her career with that make-up. She is beautiful in less..why doesn't she know that?
PEREZ YOUR SO FUNKING DUMB SHE ALLREADY ANNOUNED SHE WAS PREGANT GET WITH THE PROGRAM YOUR A TERRIBLE BLOGGER
Girl looks like she's covering for bozo, needs the wig.
Common, I'd be far more embarrassed going out and being photographed by paps with my face looking like that than straight out of bed with no makeup.
I looooooove this woman! It's hilarious how everyone thought she was the trashbag and she turned out to be the classy one!!! She is so talented and beautiful and who cares if she wears too much make-up???? You people are retarted….if that's the worst we can say about her than she is doing something right. Christina I love you!!!!!
It's not 'glamorous', it's not like 'in the old days' or 'groomed', it's awful. There's a huge difference between good make up and bad makeup, girl has the latter x 50.
#114 you dumb piece of garbage, Christina is half Ecuadorian….her father is Ecuadorian. If you're gonna go around talking shit to people you should get your facts straight first. Stop being a dumb cunt and go away to some other blog you stupid bitch.
To all the haters, you guys are just mad that your talentless "Pop Stars" can't hold a fuckin candle to Christina's talents. And yes, she's HALF Ecuadorian (for whoever is counting how latina she is) and so what if she wears a lot of makeup???? She's not a makeup artist, she's a singer and songwriter. And she's amazing at both so stop trying to find reasons to talk shit about her when there are better things we could be arguing about.
She's got herself a real mouth breathing husband…yuck!
She needs more makeup
I do not wear a third of the makeup she does and my skin looks like shit. She needs a pimple or two. She looks like a freaking clown!
The girl is white people. She's PART spanish…ever heard of mixed folks. Why is it every time someone is mixed it's omg SHE'S LATINA.
That baby is going to be born with a face full of makeup.
Wow @ the astounding ignorance. SLUT PHASE? God forbid a twenty something woman be openly sexual! Why can't the woman be HERSELF and not go by some fucking mandy moore standards when that isn't who she is? Are we all supposed to be "ladies"? How degrading! We shouldn't conform to someone else's standards. We should be OURSELVES! Don't you assholes listen to the lyrics in her music? You should be ashamed to call yourselves women, much less fans.
Why doesn't her husband ever wear his wedding ring? In every pic I see of him, he doesn't wear his but she always wears hers.
#95 You're a piece of shit!!! Hispanics are both attractive and unattractive, just like every other race!!! That was a really ignorant thing to say! I'm sure you're ugly as hell!!!
She always wearing soooo much makeup…I mean buying furniture and you have the works on your face? cmon Tina…We love you buy Lighten up!
To: #130 - Eliann
No shit asshole. The whole world and your mother knows that little factoid. You must be that dumb cunt from 39th street in Union City.
What is your point! She was raised here, as an american by a mother who does not speak spanish nor know spanish. Now that she's "famous" she's a "latina?" She never had a relationship with her father. I wish I didn't know this shit but because it's plastered everywhere, I know by proxy.
Still not a latina, and never will be. She's half Ecuadorian (a fact I wouldn't be proud of anyway). So fucking what?
Paris Hilton is descended from Norweigans. Jake Gyllenhaal is descended from Swedes. They don't go aroung calling themselves "Scandinavian."
Don't mess with the bull becuase….you know the rest you ass-clown sycophant!
So fuck off, stupid cooze.
you go girl,seriously this girl deserves a big ovation.she kicks ass,i mean just listen to her voice,and she's got a career to actually admire,and well earned and deserved respect,what a TRUE artist unlike the likes of fuckin britney ,GO CHRISTINA
#135 jacko
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!
Finally a voice of reason.
By the way Eiliann, the school bell rang, you're due in class. (idiot)
I love HIS tshirt!
Sid Vicious was the best =P
she DID make an annoucement a while ago
aDORABLE!
SHES NESTING!!!
She's still deciding if she wants an abortion or not…thats why she hasnt anounced the pregnancy yet….
if shes pregnant… where are her roots?? ???? ????? ?????!!!!
THIS IS THE WORSE COUPLE SINCE J-LO AND SKELETOR………..
YUCKKKKKKKKKK……………….NOT A GOOD MATCH………
She kind of look like the late Tammy Faye!
Jordan and Amy Wino look like they could be brother and sister..
I sure wish she'd get rid of all that makeup and stop bleaching her hair…it's gonna eventually fall out she bleaches it so much — happened to my sister-in-law. She's starting to look like a TV evangelist's wife!
She's got her rock on, where's his ring? And that makeup! For the clubs honey, not shopping at IKEA.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT HER HUSBAND. Would any mother (to be) take a chance that the baby would look like him? What kind of mother would do that to a child?
#143….learn how to fuckin spell my name right….it's right there for you to copy off of….you're a fuckin racist and i've already gotten my degree, thank you….no need for me to jet off to class
Did anyone think that maybe she lost the baby? Touring in the beg. of pregnancy and cancelled shows in Oz. Maybe the pace of the schedule or the virus she caught made it happed.
She wouldn't announce it since she formally didn't announce the pregnancy.
Add to the fact a few sullen pics of the couple upon return to the states and her tummy was smaller.
looks like their made out of wax! haha
I'm such a HUGE Christina fan I love her! I love what she's done with herself and her life,I used to be big on britney but damn look at her now.Christina is doing so well for herself.And who cares if she wears alot of makeup,it looks good!! She's BEAUTIFUL!!! And ain't nothing wrong with that! I'm so happy on her being preg! =]
i have one of those wraps that xtina is wearing! alternative makes those… (google alternative apparel)
it hides everything.
i have one of those wraps that xtina is wearing! alternative makes those… the "stevie"
it hides everything.
Eliann,
Ignora a los ignorantes. No le prestes atencion a la racista.
No vale la pena. Que viva la Raza!!
Chau,
Besitos!
maybe I'm wrong but didnt she and her husband already announce that she was pregnant?? I thought that happened a while back…..
what's with the kid in the background grabbing his crotch? haha…nice.
#156 - Eliann says:
JEsus Christ who fucking cares. You're vapor.
NEXT! I keep fishing and you keep bitin…..this is so much fun!
162 - Queen Rania says
Andate a la chucha. Please girls stop. You're embarrassing yourselves. Like two little babies "apoyandose." Keep it coming I can do this all day.
You are not so smart now, eh?
Eliann,
Ignora a los ignorantes. No le prestes atencion a la racista.
No vale la pena. Que viva la Raza!!
Chau,
Besitos!
This is how it should read.
"Ignora los ignorantes. No le preste atencion a la racista."
Go back to school hicks. There's only one Raza, assholes, the "raza humana." So when you turn 18, go to college and stop wasting time on people who have nothing but time to waste teasing idiots like you. I.E., me!
They give degrees out like candy canes these days.
Oh, and Eiliannnnnn and Rania, the two asses….(who fucking cares how your name is spelled, BTW, and for that matter who fucking cares about your fucking degree?)
How the hell can anything I've said be construed as racist? Riddle me that Batman? Unless you're Ecuadorian (and you have my condolences) I've been nothing but a bitch, not a racist. La concha de la lora, get your facts straight.
I love fucking with you idiots.
anyone notice the kids hands on his crotch behind her?
she wears wayyyyyyyyyyyyy to much makeup. i know she's really ugly underneath that mask.
she's the best petite artist out there..
she looks GREAT.
Go Christina
Why does she wear soooo much make up….she's a pretty girl.
Christina's turned that dirty-slut image around completely and is a true singing talent–love the pin-up, retro looks she's been sporting for the past couple of years! Poor thing though, her hubby is so freaking ugly. I hope that baby gets her face!
I can't wait!!
didnt she already announce this ??
damn, some of you are so silly. christina is one of the most normal and stable of the young female celebrities, who happens to be half latina and half white, who cares? hahahahaha
perez, did you do her make up?
I could've sworn bleaching and dying is bad for the baby, and yet her roots are still platinum. Even Helen Keller could tell she 'enhances' her color. And don't hold your breathe for a pregnancy announcement, she probably won't admit it until the fugly little thing is born.
She has already been on 20/20 in NZ & Australia confirming her pregancy! So shes does it people just a bit slow to pick up on it
OMg I hear he is a social climber. He looks like a hasidic jew. uggg.
How can Christina let his smelly ass be with her.
I wonder if all those orgies she was in was true. What does Jordan Bratstein say, I mean Brattman. What do you think Mel G.?
My god-the girl always looks like a chorus member of a bad Rocky Horror production.Beautiful voice,though…
Perez they annouced she was preggers like a month ago on E! when you first came out with the story….it was on that Just So Yo Know scroll thingie
No one could possibly know the baby's sex this early in her pregnancy. She would have to be at least five months along, and I don't believe she is. Whether she's officially announced the pregnancy or not, she does seem to have put on a little weight. Hope the kid looks like her, I'm not impressed by her husband. How old is he anyway?
Where is her husbands wedding ring huh ?????
the kid behind her appears to be relieving an itch
Since when ISN'T it public knowledge that Christina is pregnant? They announced that awhile ago. Catch up.
um where is his ring??
yaaay! thanks for posting about christina. She's going to be a great mommy and shes so pretty
She's too pretty to wear all that chola make-up
he's soooo ugly, he has the biggest ears I've ever seen,
Dump him, Xtina!!
her husband is sooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly
Lmao y r u lot like xtina is so preti shes so much beta than britney..get ova urselfs..Christina cant go out not even to the shop or to put some rubbish out without platering herself with make up shes unbeliveble shows how vain she is..if shes so preti why hasnt she bin out without make up since 2000??
lmao she looks like a clown and shes the most ugliest person ive seen without make up omgg its disgusting n sickly..o wel at the end of the day u can cus britney n say 'xtina aitn a train wreck like britney' yeah thats why britney has sold over 75 million n christina has sold 30 million LOOOLLL !!
CHRISTINA IS A UGLY CLOWN MATE.. CANT EVEN GO OUT WITH PLATERING HERSELF WITH MAKE UP.. DUMB COW..HER VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A HORSE ITS SO IRRITATING..GO AWAY INSTEAD OF PLAYING CATCH UP 2 BRITNEY AND TRYING TO B AS GOOD AS HER COZ THAT WIL NEVER HAPPEN..2008 WIL BE BRITNEYS YEAR..
Queen Rania Shut Ur Mouth U Fool Your Mums Trash..
Why do Ppl Keep Saying 'she wil b a great mum unlike britney' xtina fans are so obsesed with britney there so jelous of britney ssucsess just because britney has sold way nore album sn records than xtina which proves more ppl like her they get so jelous lol..get over it xtina doesnt even deserve to b in the sam convo as britney xtina is the fakest person ever..u dnt see britney plastering herswlf with make up..putting orange fake tann..and arse licking every1.. britney is so real compared to xtina..xtina is a joke ppl think shes talented coz she sounds like a horse? sure..at least britney can dance sing and perform.. All u jelous xtina fans can get a life ..
Britney - Superia
People stop being dumb by saying 'britneys trailor trash shes a wreck xtina so much better' u sound pathetic u think the real britney would go round doing what she does now? No! Britney isnt well U Idiots..not britneya fault she marries a twat that was after her money? is xtina devorice som1 she fort she loved? does the media hate on xtina every single day? is some1 trying to take xtina *babie*[wen she has it] away? NO..xtina got it easy..i wonder why shes normal every just ignores her..thats y brit has it so much harder i wonder y she effin disturbed luk how ppl treat her n they dont even know her how patheticcc..
xtina fans u think your clever ..every1 was caling xtina trailor trash b4 back 2 basics so dont forget that n xtina obviousli took noticed n changed now luk how fake she is ..xtina - A Joke .. u will never sell more albums then britney even if u try love.. get it in ur think plasterd hed ugly twat..she looks like a fish
Where is his wedding ring????????????
That war paint can't be good for the baby…hope her makeup wans't made in China, could be lead in it.
if she wants to wear a shit load of make up, LET HER
shes a grown ass woman, she can do whatever the fuck she wants.
the topic isn't "let's bash on x-tina's face full of make-up" so get over the fact!!
…..
and what is this bullshit about you bitches comparing her to britney spears?!?
they aren't joined at the hip, so stop comparing her to that poor nutcase.
the blog is about her pregnancy
and if she's pregnant, which i heard she is, i'm happy for her and best wishes on a healthy baby
btw…couldn't help but notice the kid fondling himself in public! haha pretty funny!!
wearing makeup like that is a certain glamorous style. its very retro and fun and attractive. she knows she's wearing a lot of it. you guys who are saying that she's wearing "tranny makeup" must be those boring type of people who think the naomi watts/ellen pompeo "im barely wearing any makeup" look is really sophisticated and "classy" or something, fuckin idiots having no sense of personal style of their own
sweeeeeeeeeeettt shes pretty her voice is amazzziiing