Such A Cute Little Alien

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Those Scientologists really do know how to build the most adorable robot babies around!

Washed-up sitcom star Jenna Elfman shows off her little boy, Story Elias, in the new issue of OK! magazine.

He and Suri should totally date and get married when they grow up and rule the land of Scientology together!

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 4:05 pm / Email this »

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laura says – reply to this

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who the hell is that?
christine says – reply to this

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first
lisa says – reply to this

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first
christine says – reply to this

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she was from that show… dharma and greg. i think that's how you spell it. that baby is gonna be a g. haha.
messshelly says – reply to this

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She looks ood for once.
lisa* says – reply to this

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FIRST
;)

love you perez
carry says – reply to this

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i think her baby is so adorable and she is such a funny actress
carl says – reply to this

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He's cute!!
FACEY. says – reply to this

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cool ass name. but that baby's so ugly, i just puked a little.
megan says – reply to this

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Uh that looks like a girl.
YoMama says – reply to this

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Awwwww, little old man is pissed!
meme says – reply to this

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Cute- take me to your leader!
jessi says – reply to this

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What a cutie!
me says – reply to this

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Hands down, the stupidest Hollywood baby name yet. Poor kid…
AngelinaM says – reply to this

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Wow. Not too cute. And can't she dress him a little cuter?
vain says – reply to this

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TENTH SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA
jessi says – reply to this

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What a cutie!!!
mimi says – reply to this

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L Ron is that you?????
Tomsucksdick says – reply to this

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Scientologist will fuck your shit up, those bitches are crazy.
tor says – reply to this

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1st
Mollygizer says – reply to this

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Wow, didn't even know she was a scientologist…
RitaPita says – reply to this

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I love Jenna Elfman!!
Check out her video on www.funnyordie.com
weird looking baby though…
bizzatch says – reply to this

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cute kid
Caroline says – reply to this

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Washed up tv star?? LOL
christie says – reply to this

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oh my gosh she looks so good and her son is so cute…..comgrats to her and bodhi!!!!
jen says – reply to this

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His name is STORY?
Dan says – reply to this

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SCIENTOLOGY IS A FREAKING JOKE….YOU CELEBRITIES LIVE IN A DREAM WORLD IN HOLLYWOOD….SCIENTOLOGY WONT SAVE YOUR SOUL
Caroline says – reply to this

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whats with the FIRST posts??
Caroline says – reply to this

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whats with the "FIRST" posts??
is queens says – reply to this

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cute baby, but what's up with the girly outfit and booties????
Wow says – reply to this

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Wow! Jenna Elfman really has changed. She looks like a total new woman since the days of Dharma and Greg. I reckon she looked GOOD when she was skinny and she looks GOOD now that she's chubbier. She just looks very different, like a whole other person.
bella43 says – reply to this

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he's so tiny and cute!!
jackie says – reply to this

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hes cuteeeee
justme says – reply to this

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You are a damn trip Perez!
Dan says – reply to this

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SCIENTOLOGY IS ALL ABOUT CONTROL…KATIE HOLMES IS A PRISONER IN HER OWN FREAKIN HOUSE BY THE CRAZIEST MAN ON EARTH…TOM CRUISE…GET OUT KATIE HOLMES…GET OUT!!!
DD says – reply to this

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That child, like Suri, does not look normal. Its hand is almost as big as its head!
leila says – reply to this

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aww!look at his booties!!
me says – reply to this

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TCLTC
emy says – reply to this

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cute baby. weird name
DLovely says – reply to this

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That's an ugly baby and that outfit is hedious.
Cottonball says – reply to this

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OK! Mag takes really beautiful pictures. She could get that framed and hang it up for years.
I love Xenu 4eVeR! says – reply to this

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Yay!
Angie says – reply to this

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I think he is cute. Very adorable. Good job Jenna.
s says – reply to this

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YIKES! He looks pissed!
TATIANA says – reply to this

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DUDE WTF IS UP WITH THE NAMES?!

APPLE
SURI
STORY
RUMER
WHATS NEXT?
BANANA BUTT?! JESUS
JAYSUSSSSSS

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Turd Blossom Redux says – reply to this

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That Stepford kid's robotic eyes are gazing in the direction of the Regent Hotel in Berlin, telepathically communicating with the High Master Mapother…..
doodie says – reply to this

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what an ugly baby. shouldnt she be on a lecturing tour speaking to people about how aids and cancer and homosexuality are figments of our imaginations and can be cured by scientology?
mamamarisa says – reply to this

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cute!
CCTEXguy says – reply to this

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Thats not fucken gossip, thats a has been actress trying to get publicity through here cute little clone…
Sofa says – reply to this

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didnt even know she was a scientologist……creepy…. haha and eh. yeah they should get married:D ..what a weird future we got ahed of us..
ugly says – reply to this

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wow that baby is so fuckin ugly!!! it's hands are huge!!!
Sofa says – reply to this

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oh and what does first mean????
Sofa says – reply to this

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burly bear 6969 says – reply to this

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KT says – reply to this

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Oh my god, her kid is sooooo cute.
Brownbear says – reply to this

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OMG !!!! HE'S ADORABLE !!!! I THINK SHE'S A STUCK UP BITCH WITH AN EGO PROBLEM BUT THE BABY IS TOO CUTE FOR WORDS !!! POOR LITTLE ROBOT BASTARD !!!
Annitha says – reply to this

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Funny looking kid~
Gross says – reply to this

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Ok, that kid is NOT cute.
Tarawa says – reply to this

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The child looks emaciated. I guess he is already ready for Xenu and Operating Thetan level III (OT III) has already been funded. LOL
doodie says – reply to this

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I thought Lord Xenu had an exclusive contract with Us Weekly. What was Jenna thinking. Somebody's Thetans are gonna fly because of this.
Alejandra says – reply to this

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doesn't that "baby" look like a really really small grown man?? he's creepy
cath says – reply to this

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that baby has a very scary expression! Someone needs an exorcist.
shay says – reply to this

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he's sexy baby holla at me on myspace/shayluvarb
Amelapa says – reply to this

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He's adorable.
Jenna Elfman Fan says – reply to this

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So cute! I can't get over how cute he is. And Jenna Elfman has a great body. She was in that movie with jennifer love hewitt and that blonde guy in "Can't Hardly Wait."

Congrats!
Penny Cillin says – reply to this

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To all those who are calling Elfman a "has-been" - slight correction: you have to have once "been" to be a has-been. This waste of human flesh never had any kind of career that mattered.

As for the kid, if they ever make Omen #5, I think we're looking at the star.
Brainiac says – reply to this

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To:#48 T.B.R. & some of the others- picking on small children isn't nice. Let's

see a picture of you, Cujo!
9 Inches of Pain says – reply to this

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She was on a half assed sitcom years ago right? I think Janet from 3's company should be a scientologist too. She might get some press.
Christopher Hichens says – reply to this

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The kid looks like Suri. Who is this bitch, the poor man's Melanie Griffith?
Loonytunes says – reply to this

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Its too bad his mom is crazy. Look at her EYES! Poor kid, there's not much hope for him
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nicci says – reply to this

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that baby is fug. why does it have such huge hands??
Yup. says – reply to this

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A little elf-man.
amanda says – reply to this

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Now, now be nice!! I think the baby is cute!
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿CIAO !!!!!!! says – reply to this

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THE BABY IS SCARY
aussiechick says – reply to this

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Hes adorable! an old soul! And hes probably right to look worried!

However Im starting to get concerned…are the rumours true…..are these sad specimens putting their babies on "diets" so they look "sexy"? When was the last chubby celebrity baby? (they are SUPPOSED to be chubby!!!!!)
Suri the stillborn baby says – reply to this

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XENU SENT!
Lali says – reply to this

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He is so cute but why dies he look so mad???
Tail of glass says – reply to this

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Those are unusual pants on the boy? Why would you make your son wear bloomers
joel says – reply to this

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OMGZ OMGZ FIRSSSSSSSSSTTTT
i think it's mean to call someone's baby an alien or a robot :/ even if they are ugly (this baby isn't, however)
someone says – reply to this

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He looks so serious…a real cutie pie.
suri cruise says – reply to this

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let's both escape while nobody's looking.
Suri the stillborn baby says – reply to this

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The latest Mattel prototype.
yeoq says – reply to this

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looks like mini me to me.

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Tannis root for better sex says – reply to this

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He has his father's eyes LOL
Rabbit says – reply to this

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The kid looks like a baby monkey…..yuck
Brittany says – reply to this

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HAHAH, That baby looks like a grown man. Too funny =)
Sarah says – reply to this

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They could definitely rule the land of Scientology together, haha.
Suri the stillborn baby says – reply to this

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I KNOW, I KNOW I'M GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR THIS. IS THIS THE FIRST STORY ON STORY?
meanjanine says – reply to this

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Cutest celebrity baby EVER!
blondie921 says – reply to this

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he's adorable. perez, i thought you were going to quit making fun of children!!!
ll says – reply to this

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I think this picture is weird because she's not holding or kissing her baby. She posing with it likes it's a prize! Creepy. NO WIRE HANGERS!
Kate says – reply to this

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Why does this picture look so weird? It looks like the baby has been photshopped into the picture. Oh yeah, and he's fugly too.
mrzbrown says – reply to this

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ur jus mad cuz u will neva have children bcuz no one want s to make one with ur fat disgusting a$$
Lillianne says – reply to this

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He looks like a teeny little guy. Story! Well, at least he isn't a fruit.
yo mama says – reply to this

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that babe looks gangsta lmfao
milo says – reply to this

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Scientology is one of the worst things to happen to our society since a long time, what those people believe is just insane. Y'all should check scientologykills and scientologylies (websites).

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