Such A Cute Little Alien

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Those Scientologists really do know how to build the most adorable robot babies around!

Washed-up sitcom star Jenna Elfman shows off her little boy, Story Elias, in the new issue of OK! magazine.

He and Suri should totally date and get married when they grow up and rule the land of Scientology together!

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 4:05 pm / Email this »

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katsu says – reply to this

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even though he looks a bit worried, the baby is super cute.
I want 9 inches of pain says – reply to this

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I never liked her and never will. I found her ditzy and not talented or funny at all. Cute kid tho. Hopefully he'll grow up and find his own brain.
Anita Dick says – reply to this

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That's one pissed off looking kid. The scary thing is–he looks like he can do something about it.
Woo says – reply to this

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This one time, a friend and I thought about joining for the fun of it. Did you know the Leader of scientology is a sciencefiction writer or something like that. We never joined….found better things to spend our money on.
Darv says – reply to this

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Ugly kid. Just like most newborns.
Elena says – reply to this

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HE'S CUTE! I like the little angry face,Jenna's a cool chick!
dayummm says – reply to this

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that baby looks hella mean!! damn, he can kick you with those thanksgiving booties if you get too close! and he will definitely try to mack on suri when he's older - she'll probably give him some but she won't commit - she'll so live in sin with david [madonna's kid] instead - it's going to be great ya'll!
melanie says – reply to this

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Awww, he is so cute, but Story what the hells up with that?
we likey says – reply to this

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yeah, no way is this baby gay! most kids, well, you can tell they are gay from when they are babies .. him, he's totally gonna beat up on gays! damn he looks rough!
Lulu_LaRue says – reply to this

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Poor kid looks like its dad…or definately something from area 54
LG says – reply to this

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Don't call babies aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ilovemesomepurp says – reply to this

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Perez, the baby does have that look on his face like,, what up,,,what it do….

LMAO……….
Phillip says – reply to this

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ARRRRGH! That has got to be the ugliest baby ever. And she is such a D- list Scientology idiot.
..... says – reply to this

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weird name
nikolette says – reply to this

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Story? what kind of name is that…
school: story time kids
everyday life: let me tell you a little story
everyday life: what's your story?
noelle says – reply to this

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im not too sure if the baby is cute or not yet, he has a weird expression, it looks constipated..ginger baby!! she looks way different too
Kat says – reply to this

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Oh no, another Scientologist! Hahaha just kidding. Ummm, this kid is cute. Thank the heavens he doesn't have his Dad's nose. He does, however, have a messed up name! Story?! Pobrecito…
Gwen says – reply to this

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lol, ffs. They even airbrushed a baby! Pathetic.
amy says – reply to this

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Fucking Scientrollogist…. at least they could inform their family they had a child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Black says – reply to this

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OMG. Someone said that bb is cute. Ummm ok if someone thinks that bb is cute you must be really ugly. What was she thinking letting them post a pic like that. That bb is butt ugly. puke
apyknowzitall says – reply to this

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He is waaaayy cuter than Suri
efbeenie says – reply to this

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That baby is cute, and I will definately be much better looking then the queer
that just insulted him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pick on somebody your own size, elephants or bigger!
Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this

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are you kidding ? this baby is so not cute, it looks like a pencil troll but without the hair ! suri is a truly gorgeous wee girl, but this thing is just weird looking. sorry, i know it's just a baby but damn, most babies are goofy looking & this one is king of goofy
dina says – reply to this

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lool what a fron soo cute he is like a littil man
JennaElfQuest says – reply to this

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Jenna is one freak. And, she's a horrible actress. I had the misfortune of watching her in some horrible Life Time TV movie in which she played a stalker. Good god. She has one - and only one - acting emotion: INTENSE AND WIDE EYED. Crazy, wacky scientologist alien.

I read in a newspaper that she started screaming osbscenities at someone on the street for criticizing Scientology. What a nice, loving Scientologist.
andrea says – reply to this

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he's like 'aww-damn my moms a crazy scientologist'. he does kind of seem like an old man robot baby
Garrett says – reply to this

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Angry lookin' Xenu Baby!
ed says – reply to this

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Damn, seriously that is the ugliest damn baby I ever saw. That kid will give you nightmares
sarou says – reply to this

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shut up ppl. all babys are adorable,its just that his mom is a freak doesn't mean that he is too.i hate that bitch
Sara says – reply to this

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That is one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen.
mikai says – reply to this

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That baby's like "What the fuck is that?!"
Stefffiii Steffffffffffff says – reply to this

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LOL ITS STEWIE GRIFFIN. SEPARATED AT BIRTH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
OMG says – reply to this

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The kid is kind of homely. Sorry–looks like a mongoloid. He kinda looks like his mom, maybe he'll grow into his looks.
Phillip says – reply to this

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I wonder how much she (or the church of scientology) had to pay OK magazine for them to publish a photo of her.
LALA says – reply to this

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That kid is not cute. Jenna Elfman is a boring tripe.
NEXT!
WTF says – reply to this

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WOW! With a name like Story, a face like a monkey, and those wacky bohemian clothes….this kids gonna get his azz kicked. He looks like he just fell of the side of the swiss alps or something…..poor guy.
tru says – reply to this

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Cant talk sh.. bout them look at his face he look lyke ice cube hahaha he gonna whoop everone ass!
Joyous1 says – reply to this

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what a cute little midget. looks like a little serious man.
meezergeezer says – reply to this

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Fine actress, adorable baby. It's all good.
Wendy says – reply to this

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That is one fucken UGLY kid!
bobdman says – reply to this

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Picture doesn't even look real enough to be a Photoshop. Looks like a freakin Painting !! What's wrong with the kid that a real picture can't be used ??
luvuperez says – reply to this

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Story? What a name! That's worse than Apple!
Thanks, Perez! says – reply to this

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Thanks for scaring the SHIT out of me! What the HELL is THAT thing? (Nope, I'm not above dissin' the fugly wee ones.)
cpd says – reply to this

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I was really hoping for a miscarriage or a stillbirth.
fart mom says – reply to this

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I like Darhma. She's pretty and so is her baby. Dad Greg must be so proud!
Pilar says – reply to this

146

Aww, he is soo adorable!

I love Jenna Elfman!
calala says – reply to this

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He looks like anderson cooper!!!!
Linds says – reply to this

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Must admit, that's a semi-cute baby. Story Elias Elfman. That last name will have him set for life.

So where's Bodhi? Something tells me Jenna didn't make Story all by herself. Or did she?
another homo says – reply to this

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the baby looks like an old man…..creepy little kid…….must be from breast feeding, HA!
edie says – reply to this

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his eyeballs are black
Kilia says – reply to this

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He looks alot like his old man. lol
Just Being Honest says – reply to this

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I'm not trying to be mean but that kid looks homeless with those clothes on. I think he would look alot cuter if he was smiling.
Mih says – reply to this

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is it just me or does something about that baby look hilarious?!!
Sheesh says – reply to this

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Dang that little Scienbaby looks MEAN.
marco says – reply to this

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that looks like one lissed off baby!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIJAH says – reply to this

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS BABY IS WAY TO CUITE FOR IT'S OWN GOOD SERIOUSLY THAT IS ONE CUITE BABY, AND TO EVERYONE THAT SAID THIS BABY WAS UGLY WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH YOU GOD SERIOUSLY HATE ON LINDSAY,BRITTNEY OR WHO EVER, BUT GOD A LITTLE INNOCENT BABY THAT IS PATHETIC, GET A FRAKIN LIFE!!!
Iza says – reply to this

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something is very wrong with her chest…
amanda says – reply to this

158

awww he's adorable!
he looks a wee bit angry though
Visit Stockholm's Countryside says – reply to this

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SILVER SIDE says – reply to this

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YAAAAWWWNNNNNNN

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no name says – reply to this

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they forgot to photoshop her decollete… well, therefore her head looks like made by madam tussauds. can somebody fire the intern?!!
EVA says – reply to this

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HAHA a ginger baby, with no soul, especially if his freaked out mum is a scientologist, I thought that she was Babs Streisand for a minute. Then I realised that there was a baby involved and knew that couldn't be true.
AnneSchmann says – reply to this

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Jenna looks like Bette Midler………….
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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Cute baby. Perez, I love this site but please stop calling innocent children "aliens". It is not their fault that their parents have chosen a cult life–or any other religion, or even celebrity. It's not funny or cute. Stick to potato-headed children of celebrities who CHOOSE to be out in the limelight and doing stupid things.
invalidreality says – reply to this

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lol look at his face, he's already giving off such attitude! work it boy!
lucy says – reply to this

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what's up with the ruffles on his pant legs???
HK says – reply to this

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What a cute little monkey!
Gatorgal says – reply to this

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Who gives a rats ass about this has been?
Jamie Beech says – reply to this

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Ok cute baby, But what a stupid name! These celebs. R just so self centered to name their kids these names that r not names. Its quite annoying
Anna says – reply to this

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That is the UGLIEST baby I have ever seen, photos like this belong in a wallet not on the net for everybody to have to see.
Perez is a fucker says – reply to this

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THERE YOU GO AGAIN PEREZ YOU DICK.
WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU PICK ON HER AND HER NEW BABY!
WTF?????????????
WHAT DID SHE OR THAT BABY EVER DO TO YOU.
YOU ARE THE KING OF THE FUCKING ASSHOLES
CocoaBliss says – reply to this

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FUUUNNY!
deb says – reply to this

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Tacky, Perez! He's adorable - if you don't like her, fine - rag on her. But leave the baby out of it…….YOU'RE so cute??
dh931 says – reply to this

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Awwww!! He's adorable no matter how weird his parents are!!!
dh931 says – reply to this

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Perez, Why do ignorant people read you when they obviously don't like you or agree with you? To me that doesn't make any sense……..oh right, they're huge losers!!!!!!!!!! Love you Perez!!!!!!!
dh931 says – reply to this

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Hey when did infants and children start using the internet?
Angie says – reply to this

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ugly kid. uglier mom
anna says – reply to this

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that baby is cute, i hope jenna gets another show, i'm a big fan, i loved the dharma and greg show! congratulations on the new baby jenna!
kate says – reply to this

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What a sweet baby with the red hair . who is she?
dookie says – reply to this

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She is a stupid ugly bitch. The kid is ugly as well. This crazy bitch Scientologist doesn't like people that disagree with the cult she belongs to so she screams "baby rapist" at them. She is a fucking nut job. Piss off, Darma! Psycho! Thetan slut! Scientology sucks!
Lourdes says – reply to this

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What kind of booties are those? I don't understand them at all!
jackie says – reply to this

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That is one ugggly baby I have to say ucky
cutie pie says – reply to this

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what a ugly baby
zee says – reply to this

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om my gosh i cant believ people say he's cute we call this alien invasion, im telling you people this scientology thing i dont trust the next thing we know they will be blowing us all off we dont know a thing about this scientology it seriously gives me the creeps dont say i didnt warn ya.
Hope says – reply to this

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awwwww!!!!! that baby is so cute!!!
Phyllis says – reply to this

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What kind of a dumb name is Story? So what's the story?
Lew says – reply to this

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That's an ugly fucking baby.
ed says – reply to this

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This kids face is still haunting me. If there is a movie producer out there, use this kid as the new "Chuckie"
He makes Chuckie look like a matinee idol
kittycat says – reply to this

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He looks pissed to be having his photo taken. Plus those had made slippers. Who would want to be seen int those!
Ashley says – reply to this

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She is not washed up…
lauren says – reply to this

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he looks just like his mom.
PROUD TO BE SP says – reply to this

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PROUD TO BE SP—SUPPRESIVE PERSON
leeloo says – reply to this

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omg he's gorgeous . looks like a little man!
Linz says – reply to this

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she looks alot better with some babyfat
m says – reply to this

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awwwwwwwww that's cutee!
Jess says – reply to this

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Ouch!…Poor kid…

Cute slippers, though!

xxoo

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