We Have A Big Announcement To Make!!!!

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Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 12:09 pm / Email this »

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me says – reply to this

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cool first
maybemaybenot says – reply to this

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first.
Kay says – reply to this

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Thats fly!

I'll be watching.
Salsa says – reply to this

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Can't wait.. Very funny!
louielengua says – reply to this

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hillarious!
Trevor says – reply to this

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WORK IT! The rap was fierce!
Rob says – reply to this

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effin hilarious! GO ENCINO!!
BleedingAngelJP says – reply to this

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DAMMIT! Utibe is blocked at my work!!! I must know!
Jess says – reply to this

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NIIIIIICCCEEEE. lol
britt says – reply to this

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hahah-keep it goinnnnnn
sara says – reply to this

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awesome lol
Michaela says – reply to this

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That's fuckin awesome dude! Congrats!
Kelly says – reply to this

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OMG Perez!!! Love it! Love you!
joeyOh says – reply to this

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WOW
Adrianna says – reply to this

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YAY! I love PEREZ!!!
blonde chef` says – reply to this

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brilliant. amazing and brilliant!
Meni says – reply to this

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ROFL!!!
sasha says – reply to this

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woot wooy
LaPrinceSsa says – reply to this

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A MUST see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love you Perez!
la la says – reply to this

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that is so funny! i can't wait!
whit says – reply to this

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thats hilarious. but youre still fat.
Hugo Beckham says – reply to this

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HAHAHA girl you trippin!
nikkie says – reply to this

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wow, that's great perez… congrats on being a celeb for making fun of other people, im jealous!
Ian says – reply to this

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I am really tired of starting to see Perez everywhere. I liked it better when he wasn't a "celebrity" but now i feel like he's just trashing celebrities to build his career. Perez… stick to the gossip please.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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The Perez Hilton Song
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Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz."
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He's the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
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Perez gets -
All the website hits!
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He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
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He gives fits,
Telling on their slips.
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When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He's a Queen with Aces!
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Those in the know all go to his website,
To see the stars that just can not act right,
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Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
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Shows their naughty bits,
Getting all the hits.
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Rash Manly therashreport.com
hairy face says – reply to this

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Funny, but please shave that horrible face hair.
MatSi says – reply to this

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HAha! You go get them, baby!
Wendy says – reply to this

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Haha…Perez you soooo make me laugh!!
joe says – reply to this

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What announcement? We all know you're fat, ugly, and stupid.
bailey says – reply to this

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i saw this last night! haha niice.
Lizzy says – reply to this

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HAHA I actually seen this on tv last night. Nice skillzzzzzzzz perez
Nikki Lamb says – reply to this

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WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO STOP WITH THE "FIRST" BULLSHIT? NO ONE CARES, RETARDS.
loves it! says – reply to this

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that was hilarious! I can't wait to check it out.

tho…what's with the porn-star mustache?
no says – reply to this

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wow perez, you're fatter than i thought you were… im not making fun of you, but it's unhealthy…
Dr.Scott!!! says – reply to this

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WTF this aint news I have seen this on MTV liek 20 times already?
jayla says – reply to this

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bahaahhaha! thats an fukin awesome commercial. i will deffinately be watching!
momof4 says – reply to this

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U R 2 Funny! Love it, I will be watching =)
Lovemetoo. says – reply to this

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Love IT!!! Its so you!
holly says – reply to this

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Saw this last night; was wondering when you were going to mention it.
Monster says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA love it! Can't wait.
Malissa says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!! ROCK IT!!!!!! (Rap it?!) I am a die hard Britney fan, turned Britney-hopeful, and you NEED to rap about her stopping the insanity. I can't wait!
PINKAY says – reply to this

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WAS HE TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS
canadianchick says – reply to this

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ahahaha
oh perez.
steve says – reply to this

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Perez, you a gangster.
Cathy says – reply to this

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Shit! We don't get MTV in my corner of the Earth: will you post it on youtube so I can watch too!? I would be so much fun to watch; the clip you posted is hilarious!
Love ya!
Nikki says – reply to this

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LOVE IT! Fiddy Who? Kanye What?
ct says – reply to this

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haha, i love you perez. too friggin funny.
UKer says – reply to this

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SWEET BABY JESUS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEREZ?
WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU DEARLY?
GET RID OF THE FACIAL HAIR , SORT YOUR FUCKING HAIR OUT AND START DRESSING ACCORDINGLY PLEASE.
steveeve says – reply to this

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Perez, you a gangster!
Jen says – reply to this

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I love you, Perezzle!
Hollie says – reply to this

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That is hilarious, I can't wait!
Joey from VA says – reply to this

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That was great!:) Can't wait!
Rash Manly-That was a great parody song!:)
Becca says – reply to this

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Please oh, please say no to orange hair dye! You look much better with ANYTHING other than orange. It's cause I love…
jess says – reply to this

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Is it just me or is Perez getting fatter and fatter??
Sara says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you, but seriously your look is getting kinda scary - I was amused at the YouTube comments of you looking like Garfield1
Jodi says – reply to this

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Hilarious Perez!
Britney S says – reply to this

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Perez,
I am so fucking tired of you talking so much shit! If you have something to say about me, say it to my face, and the reason why I put this in your comment section and didn't put it in a message is because I think ya'll should know how hurtful he is!
Nikki says – reply to this

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LOVE IT, PEREZY! Fiddy Who? Kanye What?
me says – reply to this

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where do you find toddler clothing in your size?
teabag says – reply to this

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I'll be watching but you\re getting fat.
FAAAAAAAAAT
Amanda says – reply to this

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I am so jealous you got to chill with Tone Loc. Brilliant!
teabag says – reply to this

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I'll be watching you but you're getting FAT!

FAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!
jellybeanzzzz says – reply to this

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Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!

A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:

“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call — or go to —

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
Bidz says – reply to this

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YOU ARE SO FUNNY! you better represent on that show!
Aja says – reply to this

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That is too frickin' funny! Great job:)
AG says – reply to this

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so funny, I will def. watch
Anne says – reply to this

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Sweet baby Jesus - that was delicious!
Loser says – reply to this

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Perez you are such a loser, your 15 minutes is coming and going quickly, you should have stayed behind your laptop and not gone in front of the camera.
Nicole says – reply to this

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Wow– that was stupid. Amazing the lame shows people come up with!
Delia says – reply to this

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I don't give a fuck what anybody says - I FUCKIN LOVE PEREZ! This clip had me cracking the fuck up… And paired with Funky Cold Medina - I'm so there!
sta says – reply to this

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and you flashed your Va-JayJay to the paps and we forgave you!

LOL!
Too Cool says – reply to this

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Tone-Loc with PEREZ????? Let's do the wild thing!! OMG you showed us "Your VaJAJA" !!! MORE MORE MORE Rap Perez you can do it!!!
THE BX HOPPER says – reply to this

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LOVE IT
mandy says – reply to this

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lmao
Dupence says – reply to this

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Perez, start running…towards the gym!!!
m says – reply to this

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yay perez i looove your orange hair you look so cute!
Rachel says – reply to this

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Hey over-actor, I see you've over-acted once again…
Naressa says – reply to this

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!@!!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Thank You, Joey from Va. !
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Rash
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Perez Hilton is The Queen Of All Media!
MJ says – reply to this

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Tone Loc has the GREATEST VOICE EVER! I think its sexy as hell… Oh ya, Congrats P-Hizzle. Moochies!
UKer says – reply to this

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#73 - Delia I ADORE PEREZ TOO , I'VE BEEN VISITING HIS BLOG FOR LIKE A YEAR AN A HALF , I THINK THAT HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS AND SMART AND VERY SWEET AT TIMES, I REALLY DO LOVE HIM , BUT WHEN YOU LOVE PPL YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH THEM , THAT COLOUR HAIR DOESN'T SUIT HIM , THE PORNO TASH IS APPALING AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE WEIGHT.
PEREZ IS A NATURALLY CUTE GUY , HE REALLY IS BUT HE NEEDS TO SORT HIS IMAGE OUT.
www.trapitossucios.com says – reply to this

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That wuz cool.. Im soo looking forward to your show…
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A mis amiguitas latinas…
Para chismes en español.. visita mi blog
www.trapitossucios.com tengo fotos de J-Lo y Ricky Martin en Concierto!!!
Emilio el de Shakira says – reply to this

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ok perez, ur cool and everything, but LOOSE THE MUSTACHE! it looks awful!

(and stop ignoring all the shakira stuff i send you!)
Me says – reply to this

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LMAO! Yessssssss. I won't watch it, but YESSSSSSS.
monica says – reply to this

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Can't wait! Looks hilarious!
Cissy says – reply to this

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Dude. Limit your twinky intake. Seriously.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Perez I mean this in the nicest way…Please go on celebrity fit club because lately you look like a hot mess. And you need a new hair color b/c the stache is not matching. But I still like you..
juh jay jay says – reply to this

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I'm concerned this could kill perez' status… if this is monsterly lame, i will stop reading perez… eh, who am i kidding, i read this shit like its my religion every day. so sad.

good luck, Heavy P!
alexxx says – reply to this

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Perez YOU ARE AMAZING
danielle says – reply to this

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YAY PEREZ!!! I can't wait to see this!!!
Brownbear says – reply to this

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LMAO !!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU YOU FAT FREAK !!!!!!!!!!!
Hugh Jorgan says – reply to this

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Hell yeah! Can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jim says – reply to this

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Now thats some big news.

Luv ya mean it
kellayy says – reply to this

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hahah can't wait! Perez you rock!
El$* says – reply to this

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ahh Perez you crazy!
ani says – reply to this

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They need to make a stuffed doll of you, so that I can hug you all day!!!!
paris says – reply to this

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super!!
K-Swan says – reply to this

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Haha that looks funny, Perez!
I will definitely watch
Me says – reply to this

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Awww Perezzzzzers you are too cutie! I love it!!! Can you frikkin believe how much your life has changed in the last few years? Congrats on your success, I can't wait to watch the show!
Brownbear says – reply to this

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I dont think you should do Fit Club Perez because you will lose all of your cuteness if you get all skinny and deflated like Star Jones i.e. bobblehead? definitely stay the way you are or maybe lose like 10 or 15 pounds only

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